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Andy Cowley

@andycowley.uk
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Idiot from the Black Country with ADHD. Used to be crazygibbon on twatter a thousand years ago.

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Andy Cowley @andycowley.uk · 05/10/2026
This scene in Superman 3 Scared the crap out of me. I somehow linked this scene with the Sylvester McCoy Dr Who with the vacuums that ate people
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Andy Cowley @andycowley.uk · 04/10/2026
Also, coyotes are loud
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Andy Cowley @andycowley.uk · 04/10/2026
Was in Lake Tahoe last week for work. Beautiful place. Lots of good critters. #bear #chipmunk #pygmyOwl
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Andy Cowley @andycowley.uk · 03/09/2026
Original post: hachyderm.io/@lkanies/117... Crossposted with @openvibe.social
This is a long and incredibly fucking depressing list of tech people who have either gone full fascist or are just perfectly comfortable hanging out with and supporting those who have.

Normalized Fascism in Open Source: $12 Million Given to DHH https://brennan.day/normalized-fascism-in-open-source-12-million-given-to-dhh/
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Andy Cowley @andycowley.uk · 12/08/2026
Smolclipse
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Andy Cowley @andycowley.uk · 08/08/2026
Erm
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Andy Cowley @andycowley.uk · 29/07/2026
Original post: mastodon.nz/@weekendspy/... Crossposted with @openvibe.social
Who needs rocket fuel when you've got a human nuclear reactor.
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Andy Cowley @andycowley.uk · 29/07/2026
Original post: mastodon.social/@angusm/1169... Crossposted with @openvibe.social
A new “Neuromancer" teaser gives more details of AppleTV's upcoming series based on @GreatDismal's genre-defining cyberpunk novel. In the trailer, the mysterious Armitage hires ace console jockey Case to help him activate his legally-purchased copy of Microsoft Office 365. Frustrated by Case's failure and an endless series of “Unknown Error 0x0 “ pop-ups, Armitage orders street samurai Molly to kill everyone in Redmond, but she is unable to buy a plane ticket because the 2FA email never arrives.
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Andy Cowley @andycowley.uk · 21/07/2026
Oh yeah, still a professional musician!
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Andy Cowley @andycowley.uk · 15/07/2026
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Andy Cowley @andycowley.uk · 15/07/2026
Good bird morning
Screenshot of Merlin Bird ID app showing common wood pigeon, song thrush, house sparrow, European goldfinch, Eurasian blue tit, and Eurasian black cap
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Andy Cowley @andycowley.uk · 10/07/2026
I wonder what temperature it is in the greenhouse... Oh it's explode the LCD on the thermometer degrees
An LCD thermometer in a greenhouse where the LCD has broken so it only displays a big black blob
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Andy Cowley @andycowley.uk · 06/07/2026
Good day sir, this is your bonk
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Andy Cowley @andycowley.uk · 19/06/2026
Look at the fucking state of these results. Google Maps was the last bastion of not-quite-enshittified-to-the-point-of-useless apps they had...
Screenshot of Google Maps searching for a recycling centre. Almost all the results are for places like Sue Ryder and The Range
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Andy Cowley @andycowley.uk · 25/05/2026
Pick a Bond villain from the photos you already have on your phone
Edd the duck looking sassy and plotting the overthrow of the Welsh government using knitting
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Andy Cowley @andycowley.uk · 29/04/2026
Yes I really want to read your clearly well-researched and quality article that you have put lots of thought and work into. The diagram is such a great sign of the hard work...
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Andy Cowley @andycowley.uk · 03/01/2026
Oh yeah, like Netenyahu
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Andy Cowley @andycowley.uk · 16/08/2025
#warwickshirepride #pride
In the middle of the pride parade
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Andy Cowley @andycowley.uk · 16/08/2025
@jjbbllkk.bsky.social tried to post on the Discord but because I'm in the UK, the age verification thing is impenetrable. Anyway, furries out in force at #warwickshirepride
A flock of fabulous furries
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Andy Cowley @andycowley.uk · 07/08/2025
Bof
A sketch of a cat, wrapped in a blanket, wearing sunglasses and smoking looking very French
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Andy Cowley @andycowley.uk · 10/05/2025
Winning
A tray of cheese and pineapple on sticks and egg mayo cobs
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Andy Cowley @andycowley.uk · 04/05/2025
Bank Holiday project. Dog steps for a senior gent
Three step stool with dog print carpet. A ruby cavalier king Charles spaniel adorns the top, like the monarch he is
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Andy Cowley @andycowley.uk · 24/04/2025
I'm working in the US this week. Our office is across the way from the Social Security Centre. Today the pensioners got mad. Gwan old folks!
A car park edged with pensioners protesting with cardboard placarda
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Andy Cowley @andycowley.uk · 07/04/2025
A good bird morning.
A screenshot of birds identified in Merlin. Eurasian blackbird, common woodpigeon, common chiffchaff, Eurasian wren, dunnock, European Robin, house sparrow, European goldfinch
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Andy Cowley @andycowley.uk · 06/04/2025
Not the worst thing I've built from an old pallet, some scrap and a box of mismatched screws...
Inexpertly repaired veg trug
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Andy Cowley @andycowley.uk · 06/04/2025
"I'll just swap out the rotten bits of the veg trug before I refill it..."
A sad x-frame of wood surrounded by shards of rotten wood. It used to be a veg trug.
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Andy Cowley @andycowley.uk · 03/04/2025
It's going to be hard to beat this birthday gift from... My dentist
Screenshot of an email which reads:

Dear Andrew

We hope you have a wonderful day filled with joy and happiness. On this special occasion, we want to take a moment to wish you good health and many reasons to smile in the coming year.

As a token of our appreciation, we are offering you a special birthday treat. Buy one pack of Icon or Tepe inter-dental brushes and receive one free! Simply mention this email when you buy your brushes to enjoy this exclusive offer.
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Andy Cowley @andycowley.uk · 06/03/2025
Mac folk, how do I stop it popping up alternative glyph suggestions when I hold down a key? It's popping up in the terminal nowwhich is both new and irritating.
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Andy Cowley @andycowley.uk · 06/03/2025
#styscraper Not bad
A styscraper
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Andy Cowley @andycowley.uk · 27/02/2025
Strong and stable 🐷🏗️ I built a tower 🔺10.02m high! Rating: 🐽🐽🐽➖➖ vole.wtf/styscraper/
A tower of shite and pigs from the game Styscraper
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Andy Cowley @andycowley.uk · 26/02/2025
Went to the pharmacy and they did a blood pressure screening. Twas high. Mostly expected tbh. They want me to wear this thing for 24 hours though to monitor it. It goes off every half an hour...
Sad faced beardy man with an automated blood pressure thingy round his forearm
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Andy Cowley @andycowley.uk · 13/02/2025
Nothing says "I love you" like... Surveillance?
Screen grab of an email from Tapo:

"Love is knocking: secure your home with Tapo

Gift your valentine peace of mind with Tapo video doorbell."
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Andy Cowley @andycowley.uk · 08/02/2025
Still not over Mark Linkous
A bottle of wine in the window of a vintner called Sparklehorse. The image on the label is of a very colourful carousel horse in the style of a victorian engraving.
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Andy Cowley @andycowley.uk · 12/01/2025
WTF? Sci fi?
Screenshot of the virgin media app alleging Harry Potter is Sci fi
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Andy Cowley @andycowley.uk · 11/01/2025
That kind of evening
A cozy wood burner with a fire below a TV showing a rugby match. My feet are cozy in woollen slippers
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Andy Cowley @andycowley.uk · 11/01/2025
Crispy
A very frosty, foggy field with a magnificent hound looking off into the distance
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Andy Cowley @andycowley.uk · 11/12/2024
My... Hob has a firmware update...
Screenshot of firmware update notification for cooker
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Andy Cowley @andycowley.uk · 30/11/2024
Mlem
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Andy Cowley @andycowley.uk · 23/11/2024
Weirdly, timekeeping at #Parkrun on the cusp of the storm, with my hands freezing so much I was struggling to press the timer button, may well have been the best of the day...
A cold man with a waterproof done up to his eyeballs, with chilly runners assembling behind him for a race.
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Andy Cowley @andycowley.uk · 20/11/2024
Treated myself to a brekkie though
Icing sugar dusted waffles with blueberries and strawberries, accompanied by a flat white
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Andy Cowley @andycowley.uk · 18/11/2024
Just act casual
In the foreground is an out of focus plate of peanut butter and jam on toast. The focus of the photo is my dog, sitting as close to me as possible but pointedly looking elsewhere. Not at the toast. Never at the toast.
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Andy Cowley @andycowley.uk · 14/11/2024
He await
A dark window, surrounded by a silhouette of wisteria. The only thing lit from within is the face of a very serious dog.
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Andy Cowley @andycowley.uk · 01/04/2024
For my first post, have some photos of feeble seedlings #gardening
Tiny chilli seedlings under a grow lampTiny chilli seedlings under a grow lampTomato, salad and basil seedlings under a grow lamp
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