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Andy Broughton

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Andy Broughton @andybroughton0.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
conservatives have spent five decades slowly depriving their youth of oxygen, so we’re now at the point that this exchange captures their whole intellectual contribution to education in this century.
Homer: Lisa, the point of Moby Dick is “Be Yourself.”
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Andy Broughton @andybroughton0.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Andy Broughton @andybroughton0.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
tfw ur a wnba ref
Terry Allen’s “Modern Communication” in which a businessman has his fingers in his ears, his tie around his eyes, and his shoe in his mouth
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Andy Broughton @andybroughton0.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
friday vibes
Sauna Jazz, by the Martti Pohjalainen Trio. Martti might be nude on the cover.
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Andy Broughton @andybroughton0.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
ol’ incel-ass marcabru
A page from Paul Blackburn’s Provencal troubadour anthology, Proensa, about the troubadour Marcabru, who, by his own description “never loved anyone / or had the love of woman” or in Blackburn’s words, “He was a troubadour of the first rank, as man remembers. He made some vicious sireventes, and spoke badly of women and of love.”
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Andy Broughton @andybroughton0.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Andy Broughton @andybroughton0.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Another evening of spectacular choices
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Andy Broughton @andybroughton0.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Andy Broughton @andybroughton0.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Have a feeling that this is pretty much the end of the line for the Twins, but it’s a hot night, Sox Park is pretty packed, and there’s beer.
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Andy Broughton @andybroughton0.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Andy Broughton @andybroughton0.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
yeah i don’t like this one bit
Chicago at 74% humidity with a dew point of 76
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Andy Broughton @andybroughton0.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
real heads know
The runways at the former Meigs Field in Chicago
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Andy Broughton @andybroughton0.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Post a perfect album from the 2000s (wrong answers only)
Macho Man Randy Savage, “Be A Man”
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Andy Broughton @andybroughton0.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Soul Asylum, Grave Dancers Union
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Andy Broughton @andybroughton0.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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Andy Broughton @andybroughton0.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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Andy Broughton @andybroughton0.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Neil Young in The Last Waltz
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Andy Broughton @andybroughton0.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
RIP Don Nelson
Bleacher Report image of Don Nelson with a joint. The text: “‘I’ve been smoking some pot’: Don Nelson on what he’s been doing in retirement.”
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Andy Broughton @andybroughton0.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
“I’ve yucked more yums that you’ll ever believe.”
Donald Fagen’s creepy Yamaha ad
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Andy Broughton @andybroughton0.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The three fingers meme from Inglourious Basterds
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Andy Broughton @andybroughton0.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Gordon Lightfoot
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Andy Broughton @andybroughton0.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I can’t remember the last new Miike film I liked. But I will be there on opening day. And this statement is sending me.
“A team of incredibly talented actors and crew has gathered in Tokyo. Now. I’m about to throw a fastball straight down the middle of your strike zone — no tricks, no gimmicks,” Miike said in a statement when the film was first announced in 2025. “I’m confident we are about to break through every limit, to create unforgettable entertainment. Get ready for the ride with us!!”
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Andy Broughton @andybroughton0.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Always worth remembering Bradley Cooper’s quote when he was announced as Satan in the 3D adaptation of Paradise Lost that was never made.
Bradley Cooper: “Milton, bro? Milton. Fuckin’—that was the end of it. Motherfucker’s 57 or whatever, blind, dictating it to his fucking daughter-nurse—Paradise Lost? I mean, I just couldn’t… That poem fucking killed me. Satan? That character was un-fucking-believable. I could taste him in my mouth, dude, reading that. I really, really, for some reason, connected with that poem.”
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Andy Broughton @andybroughton0.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Post a perfect album from the 90s
Slim Dunlap, The Old New Me
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Andy Broughton @andybroughton0.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Post a perfect album from the 90s
Keith Jarrett, The Melody at Night, With You
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Andy Broughton @andybroughton0.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Post a perfect album from the 90s
Love Battery, Dayglo
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Andy Broughton @andybroughton0.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Post a perfect album from the 90s
Hefner, The Fidelity Wars
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Andy Broughton @andybroughton0.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Post a perfect album from the 90s
Moonshake, Eva Luna
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Andy Broughton @andybroughton0.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Siah and Yeshua DapoED, The Visualz
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Andy Broughton @andybroughton0.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Post a perfect album from the 90s
The Flying Luttenbachers, Revenge
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Andy Broughton @andybroughton0.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Post a perfect album from the 90s
William Parker & The Little Huey Creative Music Orchestra, Sunrise in the Tone World
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Andy Broughton @andybroughton0.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Post a perfect album from the 90s
David S. Ware Quartet, DAO
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Andy Broughton @andybroughton0.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Post a perfect album from the 90s (we’re doing this shit again, huh? Ive got a lot of axes to grind)
Bill Fox’s Shelter From the Smoke
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Andy Broughton @andybroughton0.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Caterpillars fucking housing my dill and basil are testing the limits of the “aw, im just a ‘lil guy” gimmick.
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Andy Broughton @andybroughton0.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
psychoanalysis:
Meme of Colman Domingo rubbing his hands together and licking his lips.
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Andy Broughton @andybroughton0.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Reading the cool books
Screenshot of a subchapter heading and first sentence from A.J.A. Woods’s _The Cultural Marxism Conspiracy_:

Aristotle’s Secret: Adorno, Marcuse, and the Rock-Drug-Sex Counterculture

“The 1970s was a transformative period for the LaRouchites.”
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Andy Broughton @andybroughton0.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
update: hoooooly shit
Chicago AQI at 484 at 1pm.
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Andy Broughton @andybroughton0.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
is that bad
AirNow AQI reading for Chicago, which is 355 at 11:20am and officially Hazardous
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Andy Broughton @andybroughton0.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Varland and Duran look great
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Andy Broughton @andybroughton0.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
It’s grunge-era Seattle, but nobody’s smoking, everyone looks like they’ve never even seen heroin, and there’s a lot of buzz around the hot new act “COM FUNET TAWERN”
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Andy Broughton @andybroughton0.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Incredible colors tonight
View of a blue-pink sunset down my ratty-looking alley
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Andy Broughton @andybroughton0.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
tfw Eno says “feelings are the beginnings of thoughts” and you’re chill and reanimated
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Andy Broughton @andybroughton0.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Headwatersmaxxing
Headwaters of the Mississippi River in Itasca State Park
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Andy Broughton @andybroughton0.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Different lake forever, problems for now
Lake in northern MN at 7:30pm, about two hours before sunset
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Andy Broughton @andybroughton0.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Still of Joey Cramer in Flight of the Navigator
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Andy Broughton @andybroughton0.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Allan Peterson, man.
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Andy Broughton @andybroughton0.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Di Fara frozen pepperoni pizza boxEndorsement that says “As reviewed by Dave Portnoy, 9.4” on the boxLiz Lemon asking “why would you celebrate that?”
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Andy Broughton @andybroughton0.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Name a TV show you're positive no one remembers but you.
1993 CBS summer replacement, Johnny Bago.
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Andy Broughton @andybroughton0.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Just reading this over and over, imagining it anew every time.
From the NYer thing about Trump’s plan to seize Greenland. “The plan was to deploy Chinook helicopters from the Army’s 160th Special Operations Aviation Regiment, the top airborne unit for high-risk Special Operations Forces raids. The use of the Night Stalkers, as the unit is known, to shuttle dogsleds around Greenland would demonstrate, as Dans put it, “the capability that the U.S. had to really help this, in a kind of exciting, peacetime format.” Dans suggested that the dogsledding association invite the U.S. Secretary of Defense, Pete Hegseth, to the race. But to Mikkel Jeremiassen, the head of the association, the invitation seemed like a condition that would “grant us access,” as he later put it, to helicopter support from the Night Stalkers.”
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Andy Broughton @andybroughton0.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Approaching his final form as Tor
Tor Johnson
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