Andy Behrens @andybehrens.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Shoutout to everyone who got the BOGO on Miami's backfield today. 😤 Clear eyes, full hearts, etc. 1142
Andy Behrens @andybehrens.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Football is back and it's 50-something degrees outside? Well... 1273
Andy Behrens @andybehrens.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Hey! Brighten up your morning with a few fantasy sleepers, via Dalton Del Don and myself. Links! ⤵️ 1121
Andy Behrens @andybehrens.bsky.social · 06/08/2026HEY! We have a batch of freshly baked fantasy content over here. Please sample with our compliments! Links ⤵️ 1101
Andy Behrens @andybehrens.bsky.social · 31/07/2026HEY! Today, I am forcing you to confront the difficult truths about tight ends. This is the position discussion you need, if not the one you want. Link ⬇️ 3131
Andy Behrens @andybehrens.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Get in here, people! The Deep Shot has a batch of fresh stuff for the subs, plus a few goodies for the non-subs. Ranks are fully ranked and tiered. We cordially invite you to start clicking. Links! ⤵️ 182
Andy Behrens @andybehrens.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Amazing time at @theffexpo.bsky.social as always. Had I been informed that Ahman Green would be attending, it's possible I would have made different wardrobe choices... 6392
Andy Behrens @andybehrens.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Love to draft tight ends in rounds 2, 3, 6, 11, 12 and 13, but still feel that I didn't get enough! Whoever wins #SFB16 is probably gonna start, like, Amon-Ra, two QBs and seven TEs. 4193
Andy Behrens @andybehrens.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Savesmaxxing influencer Grey Albright murdered by Mr. Met as confrontation at Citi Field turns violent 051
Andy Behrens @andybehrens.bsky.social · 04/06/2026damnit, I was told my pendant was one of a kind! 1332
Andy Behrens @andybehrens.bsky.social · 04/06/2026I’m hearing @razzball.bsky.social corporate HQ is in absolute crisis mode as Behrens has emerged as RazzSlam favorite on Kalshi. 2113
Andy Behrens @andybehrens.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Had not previously heard of National Carl Day, but I *LOVE* that we celebrate it on Carl Everett's birthday. 010
Andy Behrens @andybehrens.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Wow, this photo was taken just two months ago at Tout! It's like you and Elon (and me and that other guy) are living parallel lives! 031
Andy Behrens @andybehrens.bsky.social · 22/04/2026I asked AI how to fix the Mets, and, wow, I think it really nailed this one. 1385
Andy Behrens @andybehrens.bsky.social · 12/04/2026"Sarah's bracket was not on the first page of the contest standings entering the Final Four. These are the facts. We have the screenshots!" 110
Andy Behrens @andybehrens.bsky.social · 06/04/2026Congrats to the *TWO* entries that placed ahead of mine in the @fantasycaresorg.bsky.social women's bracket pool, and also to the MANY entries finishing ahead of @daddyshomeff.bsky.social. Appreciate all of you! 4133
Andy Behrens @andybehrens.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Grown man basketball tonight by Denny Buckets. 😤 180
Andy Behrens @andybehrens.bsky.social · 31/03/2026It was actually an awesome list. Nailed it imo. You just had to watch to the end! 2112
Andy Behrens @andybehrens.bsky.social · 18/03/2026Ugh. I had the very best avatar in all of Metaville! I'm ruined. 1111
Andy Behrens @andybehrens.bsky.social · 23/02/2026Live look at the chickpea aisle after Sunday's mad rush. 050
Andy Behrens @andybehrens.bsky.social · 21/02/2026I know the face of a man who regrets a great many draft decisions, and this is it. 010
Andy Behrens @andybehrens.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Curling quad box is hypnotic, incredibly calming. 031
Andy Behrens @andybehrens.bsky.social · 04/02/2026Go ahead, try to name a sport more metal than curling. You simply cannot. 1130
Andy Behrens @andybehrens.bsky.social · 03/02/2026Let me tell you three things I have recently learned about Ratboys: 1) They are a *delight* 2) The new album (available Friday) is a triumph, and 3) This group features more fantasy nerds than your typical rock band... 2234
Andy Behrens @andybehrens.bsky.social · 16/01/2026Sunday night’s forecast loses a few more degrees every time I check it. This game will be cinema. 2152
Andy Behrens @andybehrens.bsky.social · 10/12/2025Kevin Butler, now in his 60s, should still be kicking for the Bears. 040
Andy Behrens @andybehrens.bsky.social · 04/12/2025Amon-Ra St. Brown has performed admirably in the Tom Kennedy role over the past five seasons, but it's time for the big dog to eat. 7352
Andy Behrens @andybehrens.bsky.social · 27/10/2025How the dog looks at you when they gotta wear the stupid bee costume 329745
Andy Behrens @andybehrens.bsky.social · 20/10/2025Friends, here's the sort of keen waiver wire analysis you need to win your league (also the sort that got me fired)... tinyurl.com/3sk2a8v2 2281
Andy Behrens @andybehrens.bsky.social · 27/08/2025It's not worth winning a fantasy championship if you have to do it with these boring-ass picks, folks. Have some pride! www.thedeepshot.com/2025/08/27/f... 3254
Andy Behrens @andybehrens.bsky.social · 22/08/2025Let’s have a frank conversation about the No. 1 overall pick, folks. It actually doesn’t have to be Ja’Marr Chase. t.co/bmsSafg8E2 4240
Andy Behrens @andybehrens.bsky.social · 18/08/2025Today we have Dalton Del Don spreading fear about Matthew Stafford and me telling you he was a pillar of my terrible superflex plan. So, hey, pick your poison. Also: MOSTLY NFL NOTES IS BACK! thedeepshot.com/2025/08/17/f... 091
Andy Behrens @andybehrens.bsky.social · 17/08/2025We got a whole lot going on over here, friends. The content, it's good! Would recommend. Season-long ranks are free — and worth every penny! www.thedeepshot.com 0173
Andy Behrens @andybehrens.bsky.social · 14/08/2025For the subscribers: I have produced the definitive ranking of veteran buzzkill running backs who are likely to wreck our 2025 fantasy plans. You're welcome! www.thedeepshot.com/2025/08/14/b... 0121
Andy Behrens @andybehrens.bsky.social · 12/08/2025Friends! We have a big beefy selection of fine content over here at thedeepshot.com, available at a scandalously low price. 2185
Andy Behrens @andybehrens.bsky.social · 06/08/2025Good people! We have some news on content plans… 6767
Andy Behrens @andybehrens.bsky.social · 31/07/2025Hate to jinx it, but I'm pitching a perfect #RazzBowl over here... 271
Andy Behrens @andybehrens.bsky.social · 29/07/2025I was lucky enough to have a couple pretty great interactions with Ryne Sandberg over the years — one at a Wrigley bar (pictured), the other at a Bulls game. That second meeting is probably thread-worthy… 3321
Andy Behrens @andybehrens.bsky.social · 03/07/2025Absolutely savage new way to tell me I'm washed. This is elite trolling; I respect it. 5210
Andy Behrens @andybehrens.bsky.social · 16/05/2025Went with a very traditional 5-5-6 roster build in this #FCEliminator, taking no chances. Regrettably, three of my six punters have the same bye week — one of the classic blunders! 591
Andy Behrens @andybehrens.bsky.social · 07/05/2025"OK, people, let's get back to wor—! "Um ... (ahem) ... let's, um ... (fans self) ... what was I saying?" 001
