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Stevie

@andthentherewasone.net
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Rock musician | Wife and mom | 🏳️‍🌈 | My super power is the ability to fall asleep anywhere attw1.bandcamp.com/music andthentherewasone.net

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Stevie @andthentherewasone.net · 10/07/2026
My colleague posted this gif in response to a message I sent. Is it time for me to drop the rap album? 😂
Still from a gif of a dude rapping "working hard or hardly working"

I responded
"Got my Starbucks and now I'm twerking 
Get paid in a week gonna get a berkin 
My haters on speed dial and it keeps me smirking"
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Stevie @andthentherewasone.net · 01/07/2026
Stream: open.spotify.com/track/6uQoDa... Buy: attw1.bandcamp.com/track/dawn
Picture of a minimal music player, playing a song called "Dawn", with lyrics scrolling that say:
You never promised me the moon
But still I wrapped you up in stars
You disappeared without a trace
And left your fingerprints in my scars"
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Stevie @andthentherewasone.net · 26/06/2026
If you see me sitting on the porch ont the dark drinking one of these, it's been a hard day
Can of Rita's Man-o-rita malt liquor
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Stevie @andthentherewasone.net · 18/05/2026
Something about this gives me the ol' raised eyebrow...
The banner image for the website thewifechoice.com. the specific page is an article entitled "best hair care products for black natural hair". The banner image shows a decidedly caucasian family frolicking. I didn't see not nan one strand of natural black hair in that picture.
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Stevie @andthentherewasone.net · 15/05/2026
Did someone with a stethoscope say you were fine or... ?
Man squinting skeptically, leaning forward
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Stevie @andthentherewasone.net · 05/05/2026
Temi Lex Luthor.
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Stevie @andthentherewasone.net · 17/04/2026
Demons.
Poster from the movie Demons.
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Stevie @andthentherewasone.net · 29/01/2026
I'll never forgive Scooby Doo for naming this girl Hot Dog Water.
Picture of a character from Scooby Doo that they call Hot Dog Water.
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Stevie @andthentherewasone.net · 17/01/2026
Neat. Went to the range myself today for the first time in a while. I've got some practicing to do 😄. The better shots are a Sig p365 with a scope. Don't actually know much about firearms but I'm learning.
Target from a gun range showing a fair number of shots around the center, and four way off.
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Stevie @andthentherewasone.net · 17/01/2026
I'm so excited to eat these!
Two bags of cheese balls sit on a white counter. The bags are labeled crack balls, and they are two different flavors: Carolina reaper and ghost pepper ranch.
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Stevie @andthentherewasone.net · 31/12/2025
How my cat looks at me from my wife's lap. Big Nyah Nyah energy, but make it evil. 😆
Picture of a woman sitting at a desk. She's wearing a blue long sleeved shirt and jeans. An orange long hair cat is sitting in her lap, facing the camera, head slightly above the arm the woman is using for her mouse. The cat looks evil, like it's glaring at me.
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Stevie @andthentherewasone.net · 28/12/2025
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.
Album cover from Bloodletting by Concrete Blonde. A bunch of red roses, with one white rose the has drops of blood on it.
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Stevie @andthentherewasone.net · 25/12/2025
Trying my hand at grilled fish to go with the lakes my wife is making. "It's never too cold to grill If there's a chance I will Unless it's raining I'm not complaining It's never too cold to grill" I made that song up tonight.
Whole branzino stuffed with lemon and parsley on a gas grill. In the background you can see a glass of red wine and a bottle of olive oil
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Stevie @andthentherewasone.net · 23/12/2025
My mom is texting me from Cleveland worried about the snow because, as she describes it, "it doesn't feel like snow, it has a weird texture, it's not melting from my boot". She sent me these pics. She's prone to subscribing to conspiracy theories and I'm trying to cut it off. Any ideas?
red wooden porch surface with a couple of small patches of snow. If you look closely the snow is textured, like it has tiny pellets in itBottom of a boot. Little round balls can be seen in the treads.
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Stevie @andthentherewasone.net · 04/12/2025
Just a girl, fangirling because I met @matty.wtf at re:invent.
Me and Matty Stratton taking an ussie at AWS re:invent.
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Stevie @andthentherewasone.net · 30/11/2025
Bruh, I'm at the trap hot dog spot. It's so dope. And this drink!
Mango margarita in a plastic bucket that says Dirt Dog on it
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Stevie @andthentherewasone.net · 30/11/2025
What? What??!!!!
A plush doll from the game Omori with yellow hair and big blue ribs scary eyes inside a ziplock bag in the freezer.Zoomed in on the doll from Omori
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Stevie @andthentherewasone.net · 29/11/2025
Went to Cleveland for Thanksgiving. Not sure what made me happier: being with family or getting my hands on some souse meat. 😛
Couple of slices of Ray's Hottest Souse Meat and a slice of super hot cheese.
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Stevie @andthentherewasone.net · 28/11/2025
Cover of the game Bully.
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Stevie @andthentherewasone.net · 23/10/2025
If you see this, post a pic of you in glasses.
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Stevie @andthentherewasone.net · 13/10/2025
So, yeah.... This happened. No, I didn't shriek when I used the bathroom in the middle of the night. That was the wind. @nightvaleradio.bsky.social
A stuffed Khoshekh hanging from a bathroom vent in a home. Khoshekh is a fictional cat from the podcast Nightvale, who famously floats in the air in the radio station's bathroom.
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Stevie @andthentherewasone.net · 07/10/2025
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Stevie @andthentherewasone.net · 06/10/2025
Quote this with a food you want to bring back from the dead. I'll start: Hostess Pudding Pies. Specifically, the chocolate frosted with vanilla pudding inside. 75 cents at the corner store when I was growing up. Man I loved those things.
Picture of a Hostess Pudding Pie wrapper.
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Stevie @andthentherewasone.net · 30/09/2025
Napheesa Collier said
Someecards picture showing a man in his knees in a wide-brimmed hat in front of an other person standing with their back to us. The text reads

Behold! The field in which I grow my fucks. Lay thine eyes upon it and thou shalt see that it is barren.
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Stevie @andthentherewasone.net · 28/09/2025
Bought her at Spirit Halloween yesterday and have to store her until October.
Inside of a garage. You can see bikes and exercise equipment and, in the back, a Halloween decoration of a baby with demonic eyes, horns, and barbed wire in her mouth.
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Stevie @andthentherewasone.net · 21/09/2025
Played Porchfest today. What a time! I think we did pretty well. 3rd gig with these guys. Might make this my pfp.
Pic of me playing a red SG, singing into a mic, rocking my fro.
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Stevie @andthentherewasone.net · 27/08/2025
I harvested some food today. I'm ready to go off the grid.
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Stevie @andthentherewasone.net · 02/08/2025
Me with some other random aunties I met at a jazz show in RiNO, CO. Love connecting with other Black women. We are so lit!
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Stevie @andthentherewasone.net · 01/08/2025
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Stevie @andthentherewasone.net · 01/08/2025
I have discovered corgi racing.
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Stevie @andthentherewasone.net · 13/07/2025
Getting ready for the @nightvaleradio.bsky.social show! Much excite!
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Stevie @andthentherewasone.net · 09/07/2025
Talula said go, so I'm going! starting off with some food and cocktails that are only slightly overpriced. 😄
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Stevie @andthentherewasone.net · 30/06/2025
Getting my plum wine and soda water on!
Chit saying "Do it lady!....Yeah"
Chit is a character from TikTok and YouTube who is very funny. He's also jacked.
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Stevie @andthentherewasone.net · 30/06/2025
Adam Richman from Man vs Food staring lovingly at the B3 “Big Badass Burrito” from NASCAR Café at the Sahara Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas, NV. 
In Man v. Food Season 2, Adam becomes one of only three people to take down this 6-pound, 2-foot, 5,000-calorie burrito in 90 minutes, earning him free rollercoaster rides for life.
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Stevie @andthentherewasone.net · 09/06/2025
Out to dinner in NYC on my own. Pray for my safe walk back to the hotel, lol.
Cocktail, orange in color with a round ice cube on the end of a stick. There appears to be some fruit frozen inside it.
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Stevie @andthentherewasone.net · 04/06/2025
A tale off two basil pots. The black pot has 3 plants in it and it's flourishing. The white pot has 2 and is so droopy and isn't growing as much. What am I doing wrong? 🌱
Two flower pots, a white one on the left and a black one on the right, sitting on a white porch railing. They both have basil in them, but the one in the white pot looks droopy whereas the one in the black pot looks full and luscious. Close-up of the bail in the white pot
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Stevie @andthentherewasone.net · 01/06/2025
Happy Pride Month!
Meme of Quinta Brunson starting at the camera with the text "people be gay"
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Stevie @andthentherewasone.net · 19/05/2025
I'm sitting here like
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Stevie @andthentherewasone.net · 19/05/2025
I resent how effortless Fox Mulder made eating sunflower seeds look.
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Stevie @andthentherewasone.net · 12/05/2025
Took the braids out. The fro be froin' for a few days until I get lazy.
Selfie of my hair in a fro. I'm wearing a shirt that says "Things Rick Astley will never do" and it lists the lyrics to his song "Never Gonna Give You Up".
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Stevie @andthentherewasone.net · 09/05/2025
They about to have me walking around looking like this
A man standing in a school hallway with a blue hoodie and brown pants. He has a bright, colorful painting (watercolor) of an outdoor cafe hanging around his neck. It's supposed to be a pattern that can scramble facial recognition software.
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Stevie @andthentherewasone.net · 08/05/2025
Muscle Man from The Regular show in the golf cart saying "My mom!" and slapping 5 with High-Five Ghost while Mordecai and Rigby look on, frowning.
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Stevie @andthentherewasone.net · 07/05/2025
Walked into my living room and this was staring at me. Teen says it's a "rock-topus". What in the unholy...?!
Grey 3d-printed item with octopus tentacles and a Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson head where an octopus head would be. He has the classic one eyebrow raised.
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Stevie @andthentherewasone.net · 03/05/2025
This framing is so stupid. The two things were not even remotely linked in the article. @variety.com wyd?
Article in Variety with the headline "Questlove on why his SNL doc couldn't get a clearance from Pavarotti, but how Eminem saved the day"
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Stevie @andthentherewasone.net · 02/04/2025
Oracle? Back-to-back data breaches Oracle? Breach denial Oracle?

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	Oracle, co-founded by Trump ally Larry Ellison, would also potentially take a small shareholding and secure TikTok’s US data, allowing ByteDance to continue to operate its highly sought-after algorithm, which has been a central demand of the Chinese government.
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Stevie @andthentherewasone.net · 31/03/2025
Hands holding the transgender flag with the words "International Transgender Day of Visibility" overlaid.
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Stevie @andthentherewasone.net · 27/03/2025
Waiting for Josh Johnson to take the stage in Rhode Island. I think the last comedy show we went to was Jim Gaffigan!
Me and my wife sitting in an auditorium
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Stevie @andthentherewasone.net · 26/03/2025
Wait. Stop. Hold up. There's a damn near shot-for-shot spoof of High Potential? In French?! The main character is named Morgane??!!! WTF?!
Ad for show called HIP. Shows a very pregnant woman with an exposed belly reclining on an armchair. She has bright red hair and is wearing jeans and a pink first t jacket. She's staring at the camera in exaggerated shock and holding a handheld fan that's blowing on her. The description of the show says "Morgane is 38 years old, has three children, two exes and an IQ of 160; her destiny as a cleaner is turned upside down when her extraordinary abilities are spotted by the police who offer her a job as a consultant".

In other words, the exact plot of High Potential.
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Stevie @andthentherewasone.net · 24/03/2025
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Stevie @andthentherewasone.net · 15/03/2025
Post you from a different era.
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