Andrew @andrewtheviking.bsky.social · 08/08/2025It’s all very well Evri/Royal Mail/DHL/Some Bloke With A Van excitedly sending us an email every time someone picks our parcel up, or drops it, or puts it in another van, or reads the label but why can’t they TELL US WHO THE FUCKING THING IS FROM? 000
Andrew @andrewtheviking.bsky.social · 07/07/2025Dear BBC Radio 4 Extra. It’s pretty obvious that the programme from 1953 I want to listen to ‘reflects attitudes of the time’. I’m not bloody stupid and am more likely to be offended by the pish on Eastenders than Kenneth Williams being camp, stop playing to the lowest common denominator. 000
Andrew @andrewtheviking.bsky.social · 30/06/2025Been watching people listening to music. Watching the crowd at Glastonbury singing along to Alanis Morissette, and watching people in a pub singing along to my friend’s duo singing timeless songs. Music has the power to transport people, move them, make them happy, help them escape. It’s magic. 000
Andrew @andrewtheviking.bsky.social · 27/06/2025Dear V-TAC, makers of ‘smart’ lightbulbs. Is it really smart to have your lightbulbs start flashing when they lose contact with my router? Because it’s not at all distracting and annoying sitting in a disco while trying to get them to connect again #firstworldproblems 000
Andrew @andrewtheviking.bsky.social · 12/06/2025People who stop and flash you out of a junction, when there’s nothing behind you anyway & it would be quicker if you just carried on instead of causing confusion with your headlights and incomprehensible gestures. Why? I’ve started just sitting there shaking my head at them and/or ignoring them. 000
Andrew @andrewtheviking.bsky.social · 10/06/2025Currently on hold to the NHS Bowel Cancer Screening Hub and am being told that i'm Number Two in the queue. Must... Resist... Mentioning... This... When... I.... Get... Put... Through.... #ooohmatron 000
Andrew @andrewtheviking.bsky.social · 08/06/2025Watching what's going down in California and this came to mind. Science Fiction once again becoming fact #battlestargalactica #williamadama #sosayweall 010
Andrew @andrewtheviking.bsky.social · 02/06/2025Oh great, Starmer echoes Hegseth, trumpeting on about “war-fighting readiness”, how he wants to spend money on the military & “raiding welfare or the aid budget once more to do so” The words of Tony Benn spring to mind, “If we can find the money to kill people, we can find the money to help people” 010
Andrew @andrewtheviking.bsky.social · 27/05/2025‘… the whole country stands together’ in a ‘nation of strangers’. Which is it to be Prime Minister? 000
Andrew @andrewtheviking.bsky.social · 27/05/2025For Memorial Day. Nothing changes 🇺🇸 www.poetry.com/poem/33632/t...poetry.comTommy by Rudyard KiplingRead, review and discuss the Tommy poem by Rudyard Kipling on Poetry.com 000
Andrew @andrewtheviking.bsky.social · 24/05/2025Yesterday was the 90th birthday of Susan Cooper, author of one of my favourite series, The Dark is Rising, and other cracking reads. Happy Belated Birthday x 010
Andrew @andrewtheviking.bsky.social · 22/05/2025Woman in Booths just started rearranging my shopping on the conveyor so that she could start putting hers on. I was quite taken aback and nearly started manhandling her shopping in return. Then she let someone go through ahead of her. So she wasn’t in a rush. Aargh 000
Andrew @andrewtheviking.bsky.social · 18/05/2025Not an Audi fan anyway but the new advert just creeps me out. I like to move it? Vorsprung Durch Disturbing 110
Andrew @andrewtheviking.bsky.social · 17/05/2025Watching The Hunt for Red October hits different now. The officers talking about being allowed to live in Montana with a pickup truck. Today they’d probably get sent back to the Rodina #onepingonly 000
Andrew @andrewtheviking.bsky.social · 12/05/2025Voted Labour at the GE to be sure of getting the Tories out, and now I’m watching Keir heading to the right of them. Why did the news interview Fartage and Badenough, in that order, and not talk to the Lib Dems? The media is shaping this, talking about ‘stopping the boars’. #notinmyname 200
Reposted by AndrewYour pissed off grandma @anomaly100.bsky.social · 10/05/2025I can't stop laughing. 😂 550115903250
Andrew @andrewtheviking.bsky.social · 09/05/2025I live in a beautiful place and thought I’d share some of this morning with you #flowers #springblooms 030
Andrew @andrewtheviking.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Disproportionately more attention being paid to the colour of the smoke above the Vatican rather than the smoke that has been rising from Ukraine, from Gaza, from Pakistan, from Yemen. BBC World Service said before that the Conclave were having lunch and a rest. Jesus H. Corbett 000
Reposted by AndrewLed By Donkeys @ledbydonkeys.org · 07/05/2025TANK vs TESLA "We've crushed fascism before and we'll crush it again" - WW2 veteran Ken, 98, in the tank 22505584620033
Andrew @andrewtheviking.bsky.social · 05/05/2025Never really thought about flying a flag until I read that Refuck UK councillors are going to ban them unless they’re a Union flag or St George’s cross and now I want to buy an EU one and a huge flagpole. 000
Andrew @andrewtheviking.bsky.social · 02/05/2025For a 30 yo song this hits pretty hard today what with everything going on…. “Believin' all the lies that they're tellin' ya, Buyin' all the products that they're sellin' ya, They say jump and ya say "How high?" Ya braindead?, ya got a fuckin' bullet in ya head? #rageagainstthemachine 000
Andrew @andrewtheviking.bsky.social · 01/05/2025No, gent I’ve just met in the pub, I don’t want to hear how “Nigel F*r*ge is a very clever man”, or how wonderful Wetherspoons is. He’s a clever devious front bottom who excels in spreading division and hate while raking in his EU Pension and doing fuck all for his constituents. 000
Andrew @andrewtheviking.bsky.social · 30/04/2025I could really love Antiques Roadtrip, it’s got it all, classic cars, interesting history, sometimes foxy presenters. BUT then Tim Worracock opens his supercilious mouth and I throw Mjölnir at the telly. 000
Andrew @andrewtheviking.bsky.social · 30/04/2025Disappointed to see Westmorland and Furness Council cutting the grass this morning and killing all the beautiful wild flowers that we and the bees and Gaia need to flourish. There are still moments of joy everywhere if you look though #wildflowers #springflowers 030
Andrew @andrewtheviking.bsky.social · 28/04/2025Dad in ambulance to LRI with chest pains. Waiting for tests & called into nurse & told people were complaining about him being a little inappropriate. Explained he has dementia & it’s a symptom. Very disappointed they didn’t read it in his notes & just bollocked a confused man #dementiaawareness 200
Andrew @andrewtheviking.bsky.social · 25/04/2025Full day rigging and rehearsing Havisham by Heather Alexander at the Heron Theatre at Beetham. Still a few seats left for what looks like an amazing show. I keep hearing this line in my head though which I’m sure is one of Mike’s @churchcat.bsky.social, “More dust Pip?” 010
Andrew @andrewtheviking.bsky.social · 22/04/2025Not a shout out but a hug to all those unpaid carers coping with loved ones who have Alzheimer’s and Dementia. You’re all doing your very best and you’re not alone, remember that. I’m not shouting because if you’re anything like me your anxiety is constantly through the roof x 010
Andrew @andrewtheviking.bsky.social · 18/04/2025Half way through Rory Stewart’s The Places In Between. A fascinating (mostly) solo journey on foot through Afghanistan in 2002. This passage made me grin. @rory-stewart.bsky.social #booksky 030
Andrew @andrewtheviking.bsky.social · 18/04/2025“Doomswitching” — Doomscrolling in one app then flicking to another and scrolling down that one. Repeat ad infinitum. 010
Andrew @andrewtheviking.bsky.social · 17/04/2025Currently sitting in bob & berts having some very nice food and one of those milkshakes that make your eyes pop out trying to suck it through the straw. They seem to be playing an album called “whiny nasal autotuned youths vol. 1” and I wish they weren’t. 000
Andrew @andrewtheviking.bsky.social · 08/04/2025I saw this beautiful, deadly bird today and wondered, where are our heroes now? Have any come along to stand shoulder to shoulder with Donald Campbell et al? 000
Andrew @andrewtheviking.bsky.social · 07/04/2025“It’s riding”, “a little nibble”, “bit of lateral”, “badgerplumed on the gusset”, “winked on the terminator”. I bet Ben from Tipping Point has endless fun making up his catchphrases to distract himself from how depressingly dim some of his contestants are. 000
Andrew @andrewtheviking.bsky.social · 02/04/2025Someone needs to do some research… “Minis” aren’t British anymore, or Mini, and what is a Ranger Rover? sigh… @theipaper.com 111
Andrew @andrewtheviking.bsky.social · 02/04/2025Well that wasn’t a good way to start the day. RIP Val Kilmer and thank you xmedia.tenor.coma man wearing a sweater with a maze pattern on it is talking to another manALT: a man wearing a sweater with a maze pattern on it is talking to another man 000
Andrew @andrewtheviking.bsky.social · 24/03/2025>> Greetings Professor Falken, shall we play a game? >> Uh, yeah, hang on Joshua while I add some more people to the chat… 000
Andrew @andrewtheviking.bsky.social · 19/03/2025Just listened to Justin Hayward and Mike Batt’s new single. It’s alright saying it’s full of talented musicians but why pair it with a horrible AI generated video? Bleah. Pay some artists! 000
Andrew @andrewtheviking.bsky.social · 13/03/2025Reg is a wonderful musician and songwriter, he’s got a new album about Woody Guthrie coming out soon which I’m quite excited about. Seek out his shows too, you won’t regret it #regmeuross youtu.be/KnnPWDguh3I?...youtu.beA Folk Song's A Song - from Fire & Dust by Reg MeurossYouTube video by Reg Meuross 000
Andrew @andrewtheviking.bsky.social · 08/03/2025I’m so glad that this doesn’t contain swan. According to my friend Mr P I Staker it’s very popular in Sandford #thegreatergood 010
Andrew @andrewtheviking.bsky.social · 07/03/2025“If I was of the greatest generation I'd be pissed Surveying the world that I built, slipping back into this I'd be screaming at my grand kids: "We already did this" Be suspicious of simple answers That shit's for fascists and maybe teenagers You can't fix the world if all you have is a hammer”… 100
Andrew @andrewtheviking.bsky.social · 06/03/2025The other day a social worker referred to me as an “informal carer” which left me feeling pretty undervalued. Today I talked to another carer/parent who the DSS is encouraging to seek work as a carer or he’ll lose benefits*. Without us there would be far far more strain on the Formal Care sector. 100
Andrew @andrewtheviking.bsky.social · 02/03/2025Have just been introduced to the music of Frank Turner at a gig in Lancaster Town Hall which raised thousands of pounds for the Citizens Advice Bureau. I can’t believe they rely on donations to keep going. I also can’t believe that some people will go to a gig and TALK ALL THE FUCKING WAY THROUGH IT 010
Andrew @andrewtheviking.bsky.social · 27/02/2025People who see my car sitting in a half empty car park and decide the best place to park is right next to my drivers door. Why? 100
