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Andrew Ross 🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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Andrew Ross 🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @andrewross.net · 3h
What are the odds that there is a memo but that it categorically concludes the strikes are illegal? Kegseth could then reassure military personnel that the process had been followed without revealing the outcome. “Are the strikes legal?” “We have a legal opinion in writing, signed off by the OLC.”
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Andrew Ross 🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @andrewross.net · 4h
Shawshank Redemption Rear Window V for Vendetta
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Andrew Ross 🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @andrewross.net · 30/09/2026
Frankly this is the sort of etymological inconsistency that US English is supposed to catch and fix.
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Andrew Ross 🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @andrewross.net · 29/09/2026
This is fun…
Screenshot of an America.gov page. A user asks, "Can the attorney general exempt the president from IRS audits?" The answer: Federal tax law does not give the Attorney General a general power to exempt the President from IRS audits. Under 26 U.S.C. § 7217, it is unlawful for listed "applicable persons" (including the President, Vice President, and certain executive-office employees) to request, directly or indirectly, that the IRS start or end an audit of a particular taxpayer. Willful violations can carry a fine and prison. IRS employees who receive such a request must report it.
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Andrew Ross 🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @andrewross.net · 29/09/2026
OK, I’ll bite: are you objecting to the kerning or to the fact there’s a comma before the vocative noun but no punctuation after it? :)
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Andrew Ross 🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @andrewross.net · 29/09/2026
Maybe the mistake is comparing reality in Jan 2025 (x) vs reality today (y). Trump’s pitch was: (a) we were all in the sh***er; (b) he alone could pull us out and would give us each a pony. If you bought that line, (b - a) is a much wider gap than (y - x).
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Andrew Ross 🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @andrewross.net · 29/09/2026
Might as well call it “Weaponized Justice Commission” to get ahead of the critics.
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Andrew Ross 🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @andrewross.net · 28/09/2026
30¢ / US Gallon increase per week.
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Andrew Ross 🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @andrewross.net · 28/09/2026
Wasn’t the stated goal to reduce the budget deficit by $1T (originally Musk said $2T but dialed it back)? And because he’s ignorant about government spending, he thought he could do it by closing a few agencies, exfiltrating all the SSA & Treasury data and giving it to Grok to find some fraud.
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Andrew Ross 🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @andrewross.net · 27/09/2026
Life’s but a walking shadow, a poor player That struts and frets his hour upon the stage And then is heard no more. It is a tale Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury Signifying fuck all.
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Andrew Ross 🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @andrewross.net · 27/09/2026
Not so long as you’re in it for the long haul. Over the last 150 years, the average annual return on the S&P 500 has been ~10% in nominal terms.
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Andrew Ross 🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @andrewross.net · 26/09/2026
In her defense, this administration does have a gift for f***ing up everything it touches.
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Andrew Ross 🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @andrewross.net · 26/09/2026
Definitely visit the street in this image. The four lane highway with its triple decker buses and the Palace of Westminster’s Elizabeth Tower in the median is a sight to behold.
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Andrew Ross 🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @andrewross.net · 26/09/2026
I try not to judge: it could happen to me one day.
XKCD cartoon #386. The protagonist A is sitting at a desk typing on a computer. Their partner B (off stage left): Are you coming to bed?
A: I can’t this is important.
B: What?
A: Someone is wrong on the internet.
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Andrew Ross 🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @andrewross.net · 25/09/2026
Removed one of Trump’s gloves too.
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Andrew Ross 🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @andrewross.net · 23/09/2026
90 minutes out. This 🧵 has all the hallmarks of @musicologyduck.bsky.social ‘s infamous coach trip.
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Andrew Ross 🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @andrewross.net · 23/09/2026
“specifically what the mission/victory is in Iran/Hormuz”. lol. When you find out, be sure to let the Administration know.
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Andrew Ross 🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @andrewross.net · 23/09/2026
Is this the “energy independence” I’ve been hearing so much about?
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Andrew Ross 🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @andrewross.net · 23/09/2026
“Then we will have a trade deficit measured in oranges, which basically means they’re stealing our oranges, so we’re just going to stop trading with them.”
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Andrew Ross 🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @andrewross.net · 23/09/2026
Was it written by Justice Kavanagh?
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Andrew Ross 🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @andrewross.net · 22/09/2026
Quick, everyone - check your Telex for an important message from your government.
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Andrew Ross 🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @andrewross.net · 22/09/2026
“You stole the models we trained on data we stole” …doesn’t sound like the winningest of arguments.
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Andrew Ross 🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @andrewross.net · 22/09/2026
Fact check: not the same group of people. So, to recap, you are now ignoring multiple groups of people who are warning you about existential threats to humanity.
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Andrew Ross 🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @andrewross.net · 22/09/2026
“Transgender mutilization”?
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Andrew Ross 🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @andrewross.net · 22/09/2026
In the event that he should be slow-clapped off the podium, please don’t leave any detail out.
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Andrew Ross 🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @andrewross.net · 22/09/2026
The model that worked and which, AFAIK, hasn’t yet been illegally abolished… Is the GAO.
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Andrew Ross 🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @andrewross.net · 22/09/2026
Who’s going to pay for this? Because if the plan is to siphon off the funding Congress appropriated for public broadcasting…
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Andrew Ross 🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @andrewross.net · 22/09/2026
You’re telling Americans they can’t eat beef? What are you? A communist?
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Andrew Ross 🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @andrewross.net · 22/09/2026
What I can never quite get over in this chart is the near instant post-inauguration buyer’s remorse. Like what did you learn about this moron in February 2025 that wasn’t completely predictable at the ballot box three months earlier?
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Andrew Ross 🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @andrewross.net · 22/09/2026
What resource have you read that said it’s just linear algebra?
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Andrew Ross 🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @andrewross.net · 21/09/2026
Has this whole kerfuffle escaped containment simply because the OP used the word “transplant” to mean something that is not in the dictionary?
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Andrew Ross 🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @andrewross.net · 21/09/2026
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Andrew Ross 🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @andrewross.net · 21/09/2026
Pretty sure that’s Abe Simpson in a suit.
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Andrew Ross 🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @andrewross.net · 21/09/2026
I haven’t thought of it that way but I’m not sure whether I’d agree: the cursor seems to suggest I’m an author or an editor, whereas the next character just appears. And, annoyingly, because of the sensory binding delay in my brain, my subconscious knows what it is before it appears on the screen!
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Andrew Ross 🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @andrewross.net · 21/09/2026
Jordan Peterson: Well it depends on what you mean by “sensation”, what you mean by “cursor”, and what you mean by “mind”.
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Andrew Ross 🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @andrewross.net · 20/09/2026
And my question is whether a GOP-controlled Congress would have the balls to impeach you before you try.
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Andrew Ross 🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @andrewross.net · 20/09/2026
I can only get behind this idea if our triumphant arch will store more snipers, drones and ammo than all the other top 59 city arches combined.
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Andrew Ross 🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @andrewross.net · 20/09/2026
What’s also so infuriating is that it’s entirely possible to defend trans people *and* avoid the culture war framing of the issue. This ad fails miserably on both counts.
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Andrew Ross 🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @andrewross.net · 20/09/2026
[Current holder of senate-confirmed office] is not a serious candidate. His issues are widely reported and would be absolutely disqualifying in any normal administration.
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Andrew Ross 🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @andrewross.net · 20/09/2026
This smells a bit like “We’ve got absolutely nothing to run on but flooding the zone with this crap worked a treat in 2024.”
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Andrew Ross 🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @andrewross.net · 19/09/2026
That looks like a giant print out of an AI slop “Kennedy Center DEMOLITION”. How big is Natalie’s printer???
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Andrew Ross 🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @andrewross.net · 19/09/2026
What is the *charitable* explanation for this? Like, seriously, there’s no way KKK vice signaling was the pitch here, right? Right?
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Andrew Ross 🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @andrewross.net · 19/09/2026
If there’s one way we can be absolutely 100% certain that a thing did *not* happen… …it’s by waiting for the president to say that it did.
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Andrew Ross 🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @andrewross.net · 19/09/2026
The Danes understand that the art of diplomacy is letting the other side have your way.
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Andrew Ross 🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @andrewross.net · 19/09/2026
I’m expecting a big announcement about shower water pressure any day now.
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Andrew Ross 🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @andrewross.net · 18/09/2026
I mean the day ain’t over yet.
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Andrew Ross 🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @andrewross.net · 18/09/2026
When do we want them? I’m not temporally biased!
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Andrew Ross 🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @andrewross.net · 18/09/2026
Tbf, the basis trade might be an existential threat to humanity too.
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Andrew Ross 🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @andrewross.net · 16/09/2026
My local cinema is pretty militant about not putting up with this kinda thing. youtu.be/jOO9ORBhxp4?...
youtu.be
Nitehawk PSA
YouTube video by Nitehawk Cinema
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Andrew Ross 🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @andrewross.net · 16/09/2026
He literally doesn’t know *how* to make them better.
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