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Andrew Rait

@andrewrait.bsky.social
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Cook/Videographer/Author/Nose Tweaker of Pomposity/Never been an Estate Agent Brexit still a catastrophuck Farage + gang still Grifting Spivs Formerly known as ¡No Pasarán! Andrew Rait - Allotmenteer Wokeratti! on the Hell-Site No DMs unless I know you

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Andrew Rait @andrewrait.bsky.social · 44m
We asked some Reform online supporters for a response but heard nothing back
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Andrew Rait @andrewrait.bsky.social · 2h
He seemed very quiet about this group. I wonder why?
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Andrew Rait @andrewrait.bsky.social · 17h
😂🤣🤢
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Andrew Rait @andrewrait.bsky.social · 18h
But will be given approx £1mil a year to write bollox
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Andrew Rait @andrewrait.bsky.social · 20h
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Andrew Rait @andrewrait.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Lobotomies not needed. Jeez F Christ....
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Andrew Rait @andrewrait.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Art of the Deal eh?
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Andrew Rait @andrewrait.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Too late Johnny - I used it towards a couple of bottles of this loveliness 😁🥰🥂
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Andrew Rait @andrewrait.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Not a good week for Tom Watsons 🤣
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Andrew Rait @andrewrait.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
These people are seriously ill. Imagine having so much money & you spend it self-harm
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Andrew Rait @andrewrait.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Not sure the White House lawyers have thought this through 😂
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Andrew Rait @andrewrait.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I can't be the only one who hopes he picks on the wrong target & subsequently requires expensive dentistry 🤨
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Andrew Rait @andrewrait.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
🤞🙏
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Andrew Rait @andrewrait.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Andrew Rait @andrewrait.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I exaggerate - slightly 🤨
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Andrew Rait @andrewrait.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
And yet apparently these are the barbarians
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Andrew Rait @andrewrait.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
And yet we're told that the Taliban is the nutjob barbaric religious regime who rule by terror & repress women.
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Andrew Rait @andrewrait.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Morning Bluebs - Thought for the Day 😂
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Andrew Rait @andrewrait.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Morning @mrjamesob.bsky.social Latest from the regime of the man who covets the Nobel Peace Prize
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Andrew Rait @andrewrait.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A preening puff-ball of pomposity - always backing the wrong people
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Andrew Rait @andrewrait.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Morning Gerri - I've got the perfect solution:
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Andrew Rait @andrewrait.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Or this fellow (again)
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Andrew Rait @andrewrait.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Surely this is a cry for help?
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Andrew Rait @andrewrait.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Well I know which one scares me more... 🤨
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Andrew Rait @andrewrait.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Well, yeah....
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Andrew Rait @andrewrait.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Only if he was in the rough (like all her men friends were 🤨)
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Andrew Rait @andrewrait.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Andrew Rait @andrewrait.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Pretty sure his historical education is as lacking as your next MAGA ignoramus and thinks Caesar is a dog food
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Andrew Rait @andrewrait.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Has he demanded a return to 'Patriotic' white dog-shit yet? Can only be a matter of time 🤨
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Andrew Rait @andrewrait.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
They have them in Bath, great fun! I hired one once & was delivered through the door & into the hallway of the Royal Crescent Hotel 😂 (No acohol involved, honest 😁)
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Andrew Rait @andrewrait.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He knows..... Tick tock you motherfucker
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Andrew Rait @andrewrait.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I was going to suggest that it was this charlatan
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Andrew Rait @andrewrait.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You ain't heard nothing @mrjamesob.bsky.social These Sound Journeys at my beloved's studio are better than any Pink Floyd concert. 🙏
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Andrew Rait @andrewrait.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
They've dug up his 1st wife, haven't they?
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Andrew Rait @andrewrait.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Meanwhile from the faithful this - a Tory Party member friends public FB feed. 🤨 Unaware much??
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Andrew Rait @andrewrait.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
And I can confirm the '68 CCR cover of Dale Hawkins '57 song 'Suzie Q' has nothing to do with the diminutive leather clad teen crush goddess 🤨😂
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Andrew Rait @andrewrait.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Andrew Rait @andrewrait.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Andrew Rait @andrewrait.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Someone who undergoes that much surgery ain't right
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Andrew Rait @andrewrait.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Now what makes you think that?
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Andrew Rait @andrewrait.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"FFS - Liz Truss?"
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Andrew Rait @andrewrait.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sorry - Build it? Not a chance mate, I'd be offshore sailing with some bint on her boat 😂
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Andrew Rait @andrewrait.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Cut-price Tories
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Andrew Rait @andrewrait.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
😉
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Andrew Rait @andrewrait.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I wonder if you managed to include this? #GrimBrandreth
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Andrew Rait @andrewrait.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Well attended I see 😂
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Andrew Rait @andrewrait.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I am currently in a pointless online Teams meeting & two of the other attendees are called Vivi & Vidhi. I am straining with every sinew not to ask "Where's Vici?" 🤨😂
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Andrew Rait @andrewrait.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Andrew Rait @andrewrait.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Well I suppose that answers the question as to why we might need this 👇. Apart from a few August weeks in Périgord or Dordogne your average Tory still views the French as cheese eating surrender monkeys not to be trusted who got their comeuppance at Waterloo 🤨
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