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AndrewPaulWood

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Cultural mercenary. Mostly harmless. 🇳🇿 www.masseypress.ac.nz/books/shadow-…

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AndrewPaulWood @andrewpaulwood.bsky.social · 13h
The girls together @timarubooksellers.bsky.social
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AndrewPaulWood @andrewpaulwood.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I assume they are also insufficiently anti-cat.
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AndrewPaulWood @andrewpaulwood.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
What if you just ignored the book entirely, and you, sir, are no Kubrick to get away with that.
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AndrewPaulWood @andrewpaulwood.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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AndrewPaulWood @andrewpaulwood.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The irony of Hollywood whining about California being to expensive to film in anymore, is the amnesia about why the industry moved there in the first place. That's literally how gentrification works.
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B. A. Friedman @bafriedman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I really don’t think a public execution by firing squad of a guy in a wheel chair is going to look how they expect it to look.
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AndrewPaulWood @andrewpaulwood.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
So basically National are floundering in the polls and are resorting to their default tactic of bashing beneficiaries even though the employer can test during National's mandated employment trial period, and our labs are already struggling. www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
rnz.co.nz
National promises random drug testing for jobseeker beneficiaries
National is promising to introduce random drug testing for those on the jobseeker benefit to ensure they're "ready for work".
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AndrewPaulWood @andrewpaulwood.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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AndrewPaulWood @andrewpaulwood.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yikes, I didn't realise NZ had a t*rf party in the election.
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AndrewPaulWood @andrewpaulwood.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I struggle to articulate how much I despise them, and even if I was a centre-right neoliberal I still wouldn't vote National simply because these dropkicks would be in coalition with them. www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
rnz.co.nz
ACT wants to freeze minimum wage and reduce youth training rate
The ACT Party would freeze the adult minimum wage for three years and reduce the training minimum wage for workers under 20 years old to 60 percent, if re-elected.
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AndrewPaulWood @andrewpaulwood.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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AndrewPaulWood @andrewpaulwood.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ewww, I really don't want my voicemail filling up with bullshit from political parties, thanks.
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AndrewPaulWood @andrewpaulwood.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I think the chief takeaway from that bizarre Tucker Carlson / Jacob Rees‑Mogg interview is that while the Tories are fucking awful, they fall within an understood spectrum of fucking awful, but heaven only knows what's going on with the Americans.
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AndrewPaulWood @andrewpaulwood.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The only possible reason you could want an LLM recognised as having moral agency is because you want to use it in autonomous weapons systems.
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AndrewPaulWood @andrewpaulwood.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Are you a business, Susan? Specifically what goods and services are you providing?
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AndrewPaulWood @andrewpaulwood.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Pick me girl says "pick me".
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AndrewPaulWood @andrewpaulwood.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The door is over there. Please don't let it hit you in the ass on your way out the way this skeet did.
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AndrewPaulWood @andrewpaulwood.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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AndrewPaulWood @andrewpaulwood.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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SubRosa )✿( Magick (chat to book a reading) @subrosamagick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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AndrewPaulWood @andrewpaulwood.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When I see well-known brands that should know better using AI slop advertising, it sends me straight to their competition.
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AndrewPaulWood @andrewpaulwood.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sweary Chris Hipkins isn't a successful substitute for charisma. Some consultant or other must have told him to butch it up, but chippy Chippy is not the tea. It just seems forced. #NZPol
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AndrewPaulWood @andrewpaulwood.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Odd. They don't look like the Victorian religious and cultural movement that argued that Christian virtue was best expressed through physical strength, athletic discipline, moral courage, and public duty. They do, however, look like they are legally obliged to stay 300 feet from schools.
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Environment Network Manawatū @enviromanawatu.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Festival of Design Aotearoa announces 50-plus Whanganui and Palmerston North events. Whanganui will be the heart of the new 10-day Festival of Design Aotearoa on October 16-25, offering exhibitions, talks, workshops, public activations and markets. www.nzherald.co.nz/whanganui-ch...
nzherald.co.nz
Whanganui to anchor first design festival in Aotearoa with 50 events
The 10-day festival will bring design events to the region from October 16.
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AndrewPaulWood @andrewpaulwood.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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AndrewPaulWood @andrewpaulwood.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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AndrewPaulWood @andrewpaulwood.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Weird fact, Kate McKinnon used to date Bari Weiss in college.
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AndrewPaulWood @andrewpaulwood.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I think its weird people obsessing over Gerwig casting Streep as Aslan's voice (it's annoying at best and will probably sound different, if still American, in post), when she moved the entire timeline forward half a decade and made Jadis a normal height club kid.
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AndrewPaulWood @andrewpaulwood.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Earth Sciences collects a lot of data for many organisations, including environmental ones. Typical Greenpeace going after the bottom of the food chain when the real villains are the mining companies and politicians like Shane Jones.
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AndrewPaulWood @andrewpaulwood.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
When sleezy creep A goes after sleezy creep B for being a sleezy creep (though I'm fairly sure sleezy creep B is closeted and being performative), it doesn't make sleezy creep A any less of a sleezy creep themselves.
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AndrewPaulWood @andrewpaulwood.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ideological purists won't like it, but it would certainly be more effective than carbon credits. I could see something similar working for water too. That's not to say they should carve up national parks or anything like that. www.1news.co.nz/2026/09/25/b...
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Benedict Cumberbatch backs NZ's push to put a price on nature
Exclusive: The Hollywood A-lister on the urgent need to restore nature, and how it chimes with a recent move by the NZ government.
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AndrewPaulWood @andrewpaulwood.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death...
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AndrewPaulWood @andrewpaulwood.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I suppose my chief disappointments in Nicky Hager's "Dirty Work" are that it's quite thin for having been this long in the works, and at least a third of it is stuff the wonk and hack community already knew, but it does pull it together nicely.
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Bart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Facial Expressions of Tethys by artist Julius von Bismarck. A suspended high-sea buoy that moves in real time. Sensors on a twin buoy out in the Atlantic Ocean send live satellite data to motors inside the museum. This makes the indoor buoy copy the exact, real-time movements of the ocean waves.
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AndrewPaulWood @andrewpaulwood.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Today I learned about the weird connection between Lord of the Rings, Giorgia Meloni and Italian Neo-Fascism.
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AndrewPaulWood @andrewpaulwood.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"Do you feel lucky, punk?"
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Ricky Broome @karanthir.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Me: Never thought I'd die fighting side by side with a Jacob Rees-Mogg. Jacob Rees-Mogg: How about side by side with someone who says the English are a mongrel race, not an Aryan master race? Me: Aye, I could do that Jacob Rees-Mogg.
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AndrewPaulWood @andrewpaulwood.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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AndrewPaulWood @andrewpaulwood.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
One huge plus about George Lucas' new museum is that it showcases and celebrates the art of illustrators, prop makers and set designers in the elevated way they deserve.
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AndrewPaulWood @andrewpaulwood.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Squirm, Jordan. Squirm lil' piggy.
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AndrewPaulWood @andrewpaulwood.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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AndrewPaulWood @andrewpaulwood.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I do enjoy reading about unpleasant things happening to Nina Power archive.ph/q35w8
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AndrewPaulWood @andrewpaulwood.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I'm a bit meh on casting Streep as Aslan's voice because not being American I don't revere her as some sacred Hollywood thing. Rebooting the whole timeline just so Greta can make TLTWATW about her own childhood, on the other hand, is a big red flag of American cultural imperialism.
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AndrewPaulWood @andrewpaulwood.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Jordan Williams is such a spineless little turd and it's a joy and delight to watch Jack Tame peel him like a grape.
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AndrewPaulWood @andrewpaulwood.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
What I would like to say to Greta Gerwig about her adaption of The Magician's Nephew...
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Get Away From Her, You Bitch!
ALT: Get Away From Her, You Bitch!
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AndrewPaulWood @andrewpaulwood.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If you were going to cast an actress for Aslan's voice, Cate Blanchett is so much more the vibe. Not Streep's kooky American granny.
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AndrewPaulWood @andrewpaulwood.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Marlon Williams album spotted on "Narrow Escapes".
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AndrewPaulWood @andrewpaulwood.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I am so incandescent with the most visceral disgust that I can almost understand why people voted for Trump. Emily Wilson ripping on Christopher Nolan will make the abominations of Hell look like your mother with her tit out when you were a baby compared to the wrath building in my black soul.
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AndrewPaulWood @andrewpaulwood.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Remember that episode of Time Team where they found absolutely nothing and the only way to save it was to show Matt Williams' arse...
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AndrewPaulWood @andrewpaulwood.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I hated ginger twat Ed Sheeran long before it was cool.
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