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Andrew J. Weirdbeard

@andrewjsmithaudio.bsky.social
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Audio Dramatist. Writer. He may look like he just witnessed his favorite cat explode, but is actually a fun and friendly person. Not Representative of Any Associated Entity. jaysmithaudio.com tepidbadinage.wordpress.com

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Andrew J. Weirdbeard @andrewjsmithaudio.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Living in this country makes me realize how it must feel to be an NPC in a game where the player has activated all the cheat codes.
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Andrew J. Weirdbeard @andrewjsmithaudio.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Not all of the Cornell 7 are white. This isn't about race. It's about privilege and POWER saying that THESE boys will be boys. They aren't a mob of uneducated, bottom-feeding thugs. They somehow DESERVE to victimize women because their potential for greatness excuses them from being good humans.
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Andrew J. Weirdbeard @andrewjsmithaudio.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
For me, if you choose to do a puppet episode, you have to write the best god-damned puppet episode ever.
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Andrew J. Weirdbeard @andrewjsmithaudio.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When a show only has 10 chances to do great things (as opposed to the old 26) you don't get so many passes for mediocrity. Every great series out there is planned and executed to try and be as strong as possible. SNW just decided to go with big ideas that they failed to build out of their gimmicks.
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Andrew J. Weirdbeard @andrewjsmithaudio.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
But when it is meh, they tend to call it "fine" or "fun" or "you can't complain about a show that once had the E caught by a giant green space hand." Then some blame the FANS for taking things too seriously, failing to reconcile the few times they fawned over the greatness that defines the series.
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Andrew J. Weirdbeard @andrewjsmithaudio.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So, how was this latest season of #strangenewworlds? I listened to my favorite video essayists (I hate to call them critics) talk about it and I noticed a common theme. When Trek is GREAT, they talk about an episode like it is a literary work and say things like "this is what makes Trek special!"+
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Andrew J. Weirdbeard @andrewjsmithaudio.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Why I don't trust organized religion: The Bible can tell you in a few words what you should not do. Don't ink your flesh. Don't eat shrimp. Don't be gay. The Bible ALSO spends a lot of time laying down the rules for how to properly beat and sell owned human beings. (Exodus 21; Ephesians 6)
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Andrew J. Weirdbeard @andrewjsmithaudio.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I thought it sad that I missed Halloween this year as I stood in the kitchen looking for breakfast. Then I realized I hadn't, but just had an incredibly horrible dream.
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Andrew J. Weirdbeard @andrewjsmithaudio.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Well. That was an interesting season finale. After a season of gimmick episodes, we get...that. Huh. Okay. As a writer lucky enough to write for great actors for a show, I don't know if that was making the most of the bounty this show offered them.
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Andrew J. Weirdbeard @andrewjsmithaudio.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You know, at this point, give me a show with Celia Rose Gooding as Uhura. Make it just about her. Gooding is so much fun to watch, and even with the worst this season threw at us, she could always turn burlap into satin, shit into silk. When SNW is over, I hope she has a long, successful career.
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Andrew J. Weirdbeard @andrewjsmithaudio.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If season 5 of "Strange New Worlds" ends with Pike learning the past 3 seasons were lived out on Talos 4, I'll call Star Trek's official Time of Death.
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Andrew J. Weirdbeard @andrewjsmithaudio.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Freedom's just another word for "nothing left to lose". We are fuel for the machine run by the oligarchs who control how we live. Only the most privileged live life as they wish. The rest of us are granted temporary freedoms by the companies that control the majority of our waking hours.
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Andrew J. Weirdbeard @andrewjsmithaudio.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Who else here signs the Bibles in their motel rooms from Jesus?
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Andrew J. Weirdbeard @andrewjsmithaudio.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
No, it doesn't taste like Chicken & Waffles. It tastes more like diabetes.
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Andrew J. Weirdbeard @andrewjsmithaudio.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
If one's friends in low places can block someone from serving in the FBI, certainly those who have been tricked into beastiality lack the requisite skills to serve as America's Top Cops.
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Andrew J. Weirdbeard @andrewjsmithaudio.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The beautiful thing about the Kennedy Center is that, even if Trump destroys it, it will be rebuilt better than before by someone who knows what the fuck they are doing and who will do so as much out of love of the arts as to spite the tangerine twatgoblin who fucked it up.
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Andrew J. Weirdbeard @andrewjsmithaudio.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Honestly, part of me is fine with Trump putting his name on the Kennedy Center because he fucked it up so badly in a breathtakingly short amount of time. If it has to be undone, let it be under his name, like all his other failures.
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Andrew J. Weirdbeard @andrewjsmithaudio.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
www.amazon.com/dp/B00L6J3P8I GET IT FREE! TODAY ONLY. Today is the final day of the Amazon Kindle sale that offers "Patient Xero: The Diary of Jill Woodbine"
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Patient Xero: The Diary of Jill Woodbine: A Novel of Love, Lies, and the Zombie Apocalypse
Amazon.com: Patient Xero: The Diary of Jill Woodbine: A Novel of Love, Lies, and the Zombie Apocalypse eBook : Smith, Jay: Kindle Store
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Andrew J. Weirdbeard @andrewjsmithaudio.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Andrew J. Weirdbeard @andrewjsmithaudio.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Andrew J. Weirdbeard @andrewjsmithaudio.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Life of a writer. Even the penny gets an asterisk.
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Andrew J. Weirdbeard @andrewjsmithaudio.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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Find license plate readers (LPRs) near you.
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Andrew J. Weirdbeard @andrewjsmithaudio.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
"For a brief time I was here, and for a brief time, I did a bunch of shit no one cared about and then died." - Cordwainer Bird.
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Andrew J. Weirdbeard @andrewjsmithaudio.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Still waiting on what would be an amazing story featuring @bradleywhitford.bsky.social and John Slattery as a dysfunctional or estranged father and son pair. I would subscribe to a streaming service for a series like that.
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Andrew J. Weirdbeard @andrewjsmithaudio.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Jeff is a great storyteller. Consider pledging to this project!
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Systema Paradoxa: The Guardian's Gift
The next installment in this acclaimed cryptid novella series takes us to the depths of Pennsylvania to encounter the Butler Gargoyle.
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Andrew J. Weirdbeard @andrewjsmithaudio.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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Andrew J. Weirdbeard @andrewjsmithaudio.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Based on the audio horror series, this book is still available on Kindle and in print. a.co/d/071PMYGx
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Andrew J. Weirdbeard @andrewjsmithaudio.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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Andrew J. Weirdbeard @andrewjsmithaudio.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
youtube.com/shorts/X1W7n...
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Two robots nailing a social interaction - BBC
YouTube video by BBC Comedy
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Andrew J. Weirdbeard @andrewjsmithaudio.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Now ON SALE! It is a tale as old as time. A reclusive Anabaptist insurance investigator falls for a transgender cosplay influencer while investigating a blackmail scheme at a city-spanning pop-culture festival. Get the entire adventure in 1 complete edition. www.amazon.com/dp/B0H8N3731F
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A Deadly Con: Omnibus Edition
A Deadly Con: Omnibus Edition [Paxton, Jack, Smith, Jay] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. A Deadly Con: Omnibus Edition
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Andrew J. Weirdbeard @andrewjsmithaudio.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
YouTube video claims, "Defendant Plays Sov Cit Card in Court - INSTANTLY REGRETS IT" (checks length of video) 2h:49m:44s I hate "content creators" who are too fucking lazy to even edit the footage they mine from others.
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Andrew J. Weirdbeard @andrewjsmithaudio.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
"Today, I'm partnering with..." No. "Today, I'm shilling for..."
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Andrew J. Weirdbeard @andrewjsmithaudio.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
It is a tale as old as time. A reclusive Anabaptist insurance investigator falls for a transgender cosplay influencer while investigating a blackmail scheme at a city-spanning pop-culture festival. The entire original audio play in one book- $23 for softcover, $10 Kindle www.amazon.com/dp/B0H8N3731F
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A Deadly Con: Omnibus Edition
A Deadly Con: Omnibus Edition [Paxton, Jack, Smith, Jay] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. A Deadly Con: Omnibus Edition
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Andrew J. Weirdbeard @andrewjsmithaudio.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
It is a tale as old as time. A reclusive Anabaptist insurance investigator falls for a transgender cosplay influencer while investigating a blackmail scheme at a city-spanning pop-culture festival.
amazon.com
A Deadly Con: Omnibus Edition
A Deadly Con: Omnibus Edition [Paxton, Jack, Smith, Jay] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. A Deadly Con: Omnibus Edition
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Andrew J. Weirdbeard @andrewjsmithaudio.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
He was ordered to pay $5.6 million because he raped a woman. It is insane he didn't go to jail, but he PAID the fine. In Trump's twisted mind, the only way this maths out is if he tells himself this was the worst deal he ever made for sex. With Stormy, he only had to pay $130,000.
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Andrew J. Weirdbeard @andrewjsmithaudio.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
See? You all start this "Death comes in THREES" bullshit and we go and lose Bonnie Tyler and Sam Neill. Stop it!
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Andrew J. Weirdbeard @andrewjsmithaudio.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Two of the worst enablers of Evil are gone. They died as cowards and traitors. I do not celebrate their deaths. Let their deeds follow their names through history.
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Andrew J. Weirdbeard @andrewjsmithaudio.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Well, I'm glad SOMEONE is championing the end of Biden's diabolical DEI Bike Lanes. In today's GOP, this is the nepo hire they put at a desk to organize all the pencils by size.
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Andrew J. Weirdbeard @andrewjsmithaudio.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
The fantasy administration of "The West Wing" now looks like fucking Camelot.
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Andrew J. Weirdbeard @andrewjsmithaudio.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
On what page of the training manual can a driver find the rule about not putting deliveries directly in front of a door that opens outward? I'd like to copy it for the drivers in my area.
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Andrew J. Weirdbeard @andrewjsmithaudio.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
One of the greatest voices of my generation.
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Bonnie Tyler - Total Eclipse of the Heart (Turn Around) (Official Video)
YouTube video by bonnietylerVEVO
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Andrew J. Weirdbeard @andrewjsmithaudio.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Get 'em youtu.be/PKQNcN8cj14?... Title image aside, this is a great discussion commented on by the host, who also makes good points.
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Student Exposes Frank Turek’s Favorite Debate Trick
YouTube video by NeverFlameNeverTilt
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Andrew J. Weirdbeard @andrewjsmithaudio.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Everybody can relax! I am playing Words with Friends with Mitch McConnell.
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Andrew J. Weirdbeard @andrewjsmithaudio.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Is Trump building a helipad on the South Lawn because Marine 1 sinks into the lawn when his fat ass is on board?
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Andrew J. Weirdbeard @andrewjsmithaudio.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
No lie detected.
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Andrew J. Weirdbeard @andrewjsmithaudio.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Honestly, they all look like they're cosplaying one guy who wants to shoot all 18 holes at the club this afternoon, but he forgot to pack sunscreen in his golf bag.
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Andrew J. Weirdbeard @andrewjsmithaudio.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
All across the East Coast, it was like the ghosts of our founders rose to tell us, "Nope. You don't DESERVE a fun 250th. Get your shit together, America."
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Andrew J. Weirdbeard @andrewjsmithaudio.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
youtu.be/xoZv6L6iW7w?...
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Which Way Are You Going
YouTube video by Jim Croce - Topic
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Andrew J. Weirdbeard @andrewjsmithaudio.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
"I have been so angry for so long that I can't even tell you why." Same, brother. Same.
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Andrew J. Weirdbeard @andrewjsmithaudio.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Someone asked why it seems grandparents treat grandkids better than kids they raised. Is it guilt, they ask. I say it could be, but it's also that sometimes you don't realize all of what you want to say or how to act until your kids are grown up, and then you regret it. Grands help make up for that.
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