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andrewjb.bsky.social @andrewjb.bsky.social · 3h
Going Frodo mode
static.klipy.com
Frodo: All Right, Then. Keep Your Secrets.
ALT: Frodo: All Right, Then. Keep Your Secrets.
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andrewjb.bsky.social @andrewjb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
[Mikhail Gorbachev being given direction at the front desk of the hair transplant clinic] Mr. Gorbachev, hair down this hall!
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andrewjb.bsky.social @andrewjb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Pelle Larsson extension had me worried but this seems very reasonable.
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andrewjb.bsky.social @andrewjb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ah man someone must have followed the tutorial youtube.com/shorts/i58Dn...
youtube.com
Piss nuke tutorial
YouTube video by ATraveler777
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andrewjb.bsky.social @andrewjb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Gotta be careful with all of those electrolytes!
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andrewjb.bsky.social @andrewjb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yeah my kid set up a "grade 3 group chat" on a Google Slides presentation on measuring angles that his teacher had shared to them since we said no to him having FB Messenger Kids 🙃
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andrewjb.bsky.social @andrewjb.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
More like FIN(asteride)AL FANTASY, am I right fellas
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andrewjb.bsky.social @andrewjb.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Oooo drop the RGB code for the perfect Mountain Dew green once you find it (assume that this is a load bearing aspect of your project)
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andrewjb.bsky.social @andrewjb.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Yeah totally!
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andrewjb.bsky.social @andrewjb.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Whatever rice noodles are cheapest, broccoli, tofu (or cheap pork loin if that’s not a dietary restriction for you), sauce made of peanut butter, soy sauce, and sriracha or chili crisp. Cheap and flavourful!
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andrewjb.bsky.social @andrewjb.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
They do, they advertise it at the wine bar nearby: barkingbrew.ca
barkingbrew.ca
The barking brew
Best Dog Brew Of Canada Is Your Dogmissing out on the ulti-mutt treat? Give them the taste of The Barking Brew! Beef Hound Ale non-alcoholic, canine-friendly beverage designed specifically for dogs. S...
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andrewjb.bsky.social @andrewjb.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
🫡 listening to this before any NFL Week 1 preview podcasts because John Ronald Ronald HATED a sportsball
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andrewjb.bsky.social @andrewjb.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
ROB: Mina, we simply can't afford (thing you want). It is an unjustifiable expense. MINA: jealousy podcaster
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andrewjb.bsky.social @andrewjb.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Hey congrats!
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andrewjb.bsky.social @andrewjb.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
That one day of sex a year movie plot but every podcast episode that day has to have sex talk.
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andrewjb.bsky.social @andrewjb.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Yeah, as someone that rented a LOT of N64 games, that is exactly what we are looking at going forward as well lol. After the top 15% it gets very spotty on that system.
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andrewjb.bsky.social @andrewjb.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Ok yeah but that game did look kind of sick
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Sean Highkin @highkin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
For years, a mysterious pop-punk song has played underneath birthday messages at Blazers games, and there's been no trace of the song's existence anywhere else in the world. I have finally cracked one of the enduring mysteries of the past decade. buff.ly/AAsbc7a
rosegardenreport.com
https://www.rosegardenreport.com/the-man-behind-the-trail-blazers-elusive-birthday-song/
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andrewjb.bsky.social @andrewjb.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
AGAIN! Again.
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andrewjb.bsky.social @andrewjb.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
🫡 Going to be a regular in the chat
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andrewjb.bsky.social @andrewjb.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Historians in the coming centuries will recognize Temecula as the birthplace of the revolution
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andrewjb.bsky.social @andrewjb.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Motherfuckers act like they haven’t seen a hero of legend crest a hill before, smh
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andrewjb.bsky.social @andrewjb.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
*turns chair around backwards* ok practice doing spin kicks over the top of this so that you’re ready for the mosh
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andrewjb.bsky.social @andrewjb.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
A Praise Chorus is up there as one of the best songs of the era.
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andrewjb.bsky.social @andrewjb.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Mine is still him rapping “yabbadabbadooOldNavy” to a 6LACK song
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andrewjb.bsky.social @andrewjb.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Wait, have you made the NYT Cooking gochujang caramel cookies yet? Batch of those and some decent vanilla cream will make the best ice cream sandwiches you’ve ever had.
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andrewjb.bsky.social @andrewjb.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
The most dangerous game of all…getting too invested in NBA Summer League games
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andrewjb.bsky.social @andrewjb.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Yeah and all of the concession stands were closed right before that! Poor planning to not give guests more of a heads up.
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andrewjb.bsky.social @andrewjb.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Can still get a decent amount of time at the Wynn buffet after the game on the 13th at least.
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andrewjb.bsky.social @andrewjb.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
He’s in the mirror prepping for this
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andrewjb.bsky.social @andrewjb.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
He’s also going to be a factor in at least one more Olympics where the older gen is aged out. It’s really him and Haliburton as the point guards at this point.
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andrewjb.bsky.social @andrewjb.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
The 24 year old I work with was barely even aware of Austin Powers, I crumbled to dust
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andrewjb.bsky.social @andrewjb.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
What would the limited edition popcorn bucket to accompany the release be?
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andrewjb.bsky.social @andrewjb.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Gotta complete the Matt Bonner trifecta by tucking in on a large sandwich of some variety
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andrewjb.bsky.social @andrewjb.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Dad stopping at the entrance to Sephora when he sees how busy it is inside and saying “I’ll find a bench nearby, text me when you’re done”.
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andrewjb.bsky.social @andrewjb.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Top 5 herbs (cilantro always the most controversial)
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andrewjb.bsky.social @andrewjb.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
The Sum41 of politics posters should be nurtured, I agree
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andrewjb.bsky.social @andrewjb.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Holy hell, the city of Buffalo just had the Sabres lose in game 7 OT last night but this comp might be more devastating.
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andrewjb.bsky.social @andrewjb.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Giving Denethor the tomatoes is so good
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andrewjb.bsky.social @andrewjb.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Strawberry pancakes, my favourite!
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andrewjb.bsky.social @andrewjb.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Biased because Raptors fan but I have always been confounded on how overrated Mobley’s impact is.
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andrewjb.bsky.social @andrewjb.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
@robertmays.bsky.social From listening to you for a while I seem to remember you being a Top Chef fan. You guys should lift the Last Chance Kitchen concept to bring back a team that has lost their seat at the table. Not sure if an ongoing discussion or a one off pod near playoff time would be better
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andrewjb.bsky.social @andrewjb.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Tearing up thinking of the Madworld-esque slowed down Tossed Salad and Scrambled Eggs we would get during the trailer
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andrewjb.bsky.social @andrewjb.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
It’s probably very close to this but it’s Marcus Allen he has in mind
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andrewjb.bsky.social @andrewjb.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Got my older cousin super mad at my grandma’s 90th birthday when I said I had never bothered to watch The Goonies, turned out she had both a custom Goonies license plate and stick figure family on her van. That era of monoculture simply does not have it, sorry Sarah!
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andrewjb.bsky.social @andrewjb.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Yup
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andrewjb.bsky.social @andrewjb.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Nine Inch Nails voice: “pants full of poo”
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andrewjb.bsky.social @andrewjb.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
My wife: you don’t have to eat the cold scrambled eggs covered in ketchup. You’re better than that. Me: saves me having to take out the compost sooner if I eat them instead, this is an efficiency play all around.
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andrewjb.bsky.social @andrewjb.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Imagine the betrayal that Christopher T would feel when he learns that Christopher A chose one of the members of the dreaded Beatle Band to narrate the TV series
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andrewjb.bsky.social @andrewjb.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
@xoxogossipgita.bsky.social is a notable alum that is active on here
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