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Andrew Herring

@andrewherring.bsky.social
184 followers 614 following 617 posts

Artist, occasional humorist, philosopher, NFTs and AI stuff can go to Hell. "Bobby Lee this, Bobby Lee that. Stop thinking what he'll do to you and start thinking what you'll do to him!" ~US Grant Other places you can find me: cara.app/andrewherring

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Andrew Herring @andrewherring.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yo, that's how I spell that town's name, too!
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Andrew Herring @andrewherring.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
No. 3466's definition of bun-ch is more inclusive than others.
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Andrew Herring @andrewherring.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Giren Zabi: Time to be the worst, dumbest mfer in this timeline. Glemy Toto: You are going to be holding so much of my beer...
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Andrew Herring @andrewherring.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My entire account has more typos than a blood bank and it probably bothers everyone else I cannot correct them.
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Andrew Herring @andrewherring.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The intersection of literary theory, social commentary, automotive history, and poop jokes, all in service to explaining transportation as a cultural touch stone. It's a different winding road every episode.
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Andrew Herring @andrewherring.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Same energy. And base weapon for the prop.
Sigorney Weaver holding an M41A Pulse Rifle from 1986's "Aliens". It is cobbled together from a Thompson sub machine gun and a SPAS-12.
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Andrew Herring @andrewherring.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Is No.3455 willing to go on the Record about that?
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Andrew Herring @andrewherring.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
When your tastes are just plane damn cool.
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Andrew Herring @andrewherring.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Shocking. Truly shocking.
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Andrew Herring @andrewherring.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I am insulted by the very idea that a machine can have a messier creative process than I do. Let alone, a messier creative process to make what amounts to bad acid trip Lisa Frank artwork where everything is wrong, off, and uncanny to look at. What are these sign posts even doing?
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Andrew Herring @andrewherring.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
39; Godzilla Meets Bambi is totally canon, I swear.
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Andrew Herring @andrewherring.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Pretty sure I saw this anime series back in college.
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Andrew Herring @andrewherring.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This is what I mean when I said "go into your thing with the enthusiasm of a soccer fan." I've run into pen channels like that and you don't appreciate the physics of writing/drawing till you start watching a video on pen nib geometry or ink viscosity. Also, that channel clearly has The Write Stuff.
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Andrew Herring @andrewherring.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
How does one keep track of 35+ thousand accounts top start with? Or is that what their ai app bull is for? Anyway, went and blocked that guy harder than the one dude in The Cask of Amontillado.
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Andrew Herring @andrewherring.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The people who buy these are attention-starved little brats who get off to any sort of negative attention. I'll hate the thing with an undying passion, but I am not assisting in that Cybertruck owner's perverted shaming fetish.
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Andrew Herring @andrewherring.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Not gonna lie, it never occurred to me that Osaka is where every Japanese company headquarters it's business and where you can buy tax-free booze and cigs.
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Andrew Herring @andrewherring.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
How much other cool stuff you done I ain't heard about yet?
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Andrew Herring @andrewherring.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
"I am actively making this planet a crappier place to live, but damn does this job pay well" is literally how we keep perpetuating this god awful timeline, and I can guarantee you every terrible invention ever manufactured had factory employees saying exactly as much.
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Andrew Herring @andrewherring.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
They built a rolling 90's Windows Machine. Like, I'm kinda impressed they managed that in a weird sort of way.
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Andrew Herring @andrewherring.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Gator? But does 3431 even know her?
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Andrew Herring @andrewherring.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
In re, a post of mine well below this one: Damnit!, he is like this on purpose!
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Andrew Herring @andrewherring.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Whomst among us hasn't been distracted from their mission by impromptu picnic?
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Andrew Herring @andrewherring.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
If anyone reading this can help with that, hit ero up.
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Andrew Herring @andrewherring.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Those things are big enough to be eye*bros*.
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Andrew Herring @andrewherring.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
You'll be around, I'll still be a square; this September is shaping up quite nicely.
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Andrew Herring @andrewherring.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The only thing that reeks more than the theory behind this is the desperation. Not the dudes, though; they will be obliterating the local AQI.
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Andrew Herring @andrewherring.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
According to Dewey from Malcolm In The Middle, the future is now.
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Andrew Herring @andrewherring.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
J.Jonah Jameson is tsundere for Spider-man. That's the only lesson I am getting out of these latest memes.
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Andrew Herring @andrewherring.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Alright, who let Cronenberg open a restaurant? Cooking is another form of art, and it's important that any depiction of that art reflect what you actually create and serve. I don't think this place remotely knows what a burrito is if *this* is what they are telling me they're selling.
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Andrew Herring @andrewherring.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
A list will tell me all I need to know to order. An AI menu will tell me all I need to know to order from someone else's place.
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Andrew Herring @andrewherring.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
[in a Dan Castallanetta voice] Homer Simpson? But I barely know her Simpson!
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Andrew Herring @andrewherring.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
- Moar spaghetti in the Bindings window
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Andrew Herring @andrewherring.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I was wondering who was holding the Monkey's Paw.
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Andrew Herring @andrewherring.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I dunno who follows me that needs to be told this, but you are in fact so much better than no-assing any of your work with AI. Follow ero's example, because it's a good one to follow with any work you do.
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Andrew Herring @andrewherring.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Summary: Poopie talks about Youtube turning into a crap factory, featuring several channels that are full of shit.
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Andrew Herring @andrewherring.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
🎶 Mama always told me not look into the eyes of the sun/But Mama, that's where the fun is... �
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Andrew Herring @andrewherring.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
There are many ways to produce a work of art.
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Andrew Herring @andrewherring.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
R2-D2 just started playing the transmission, and you are Cuber's only hope.
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Andrew Herring @andrewherring.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Just when I think this decade can't mess with me even more...
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Andrew Herring @andrewherring.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
People ask me this outside of the topic of art anyways, but that's now another reason I can give them.
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Andrew Herring @andrewherring.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Disney, if you don't give us this as a movie you're a pile of cowards!
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Andrew Herring @andrewherring.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
"If AI disappeared tomorrow... Imagine AI was suddenly banned..." I am holding the world's sickest kegger. Whole township would be getting hammered on my dime. Cops'll think we're a frat or something, it'll be that kind of blast.
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Andrew Herring @andrewherring.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Like, in a weird way, I always felt that if a creator isn't making their audience feel like Commissioner Gordon around Batman dropping a video and scooting, they're doing something wrong, somehow. Also, your health comes first.
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Andrew Herring @andrewherring.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Also, that's a hell of a career.
en.wikipedia.org
Margaret E. Knight - Wikipedia
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Andrew Herring @andrewherring.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I don't think it's intentionally malicious, just how the economics of online content will eventually incentivize to constantly publish over due diligence. Like, we've all run across *those* YT channels. Not naming names, but I know we're all thinking the same ones.
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Andrew Herring @andrewherring.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
It's a lack of criticality in sites and channels that traffic in any given subject, but don't actually specialize it, the result of people who don't know *how* to care, or have the time to do so, thanks to the publish-or-perish model so many live and die by: tis the enshittification of information.
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Andrew Herring @andrewherring.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
15/10, flawless set up and pay off.
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Andrew Herring @andrewherring.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I mean, this was I why I did. Also, peep the Strange Aeons Youtube channel. Absolutely unhinged internet lore to be had.
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Andrew Herring @andrewherring.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Either your catalytic converter, or the muffler. Can't rule out the headers, now that I think on it. Hope the joke at least makes you feel better laughing.
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Andrew Herring @andrewherring.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Escapist fantasy will do this every time the world starts to suck real hard, be it now or, say, 45 years ago, isekai or not. Often, though not always, with the message "well, you can't fight capitalism and win, so pretend you can fight this instead". The truck is literally capitalism, by the way.
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