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Andrew Graystone @andrewgraystone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

If I downed that much milk I’d be up all night.

Headline says : Farmers down 240 million litres of milk after heat

Andrew Graystone @andrewgraystone.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Following the recent developments in government, the Archbishop of York’s office at Bishopthorpe is to be renamed Lambeth Palace North.

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Andrew Graystone @andrewgraystone.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Who knew that you could get oysters in Clacton?

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Andrew Graystone @andrewgraystone.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Is it credible for James Orr to remain an Associate Professor in the Faculty of Divinity at Cambridge?

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Andrew Graystone @andrewgraystone.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

By the end of tomorrow Andy Burnham will have been Prime Minister for longer than Liz Truss.

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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Roses are redde Noble are the manatees For a bettir future Teach artes and humanityes

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Andrew Graystone @andrewgraystone.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

What I don’t understand is, if you thought that Professor Jason Arday’s academic work was questionable, the entire academic process is set up to enable you to critique it. That’s the way academia works. You don’t hound the people you disagree with, you dispute with them.

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Andrew Graystone @andrewgraystone.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

If you look East from 10 o’clock tonight you may just see the total eclipse of Nigel Farage.

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Andrew Graystone @andrewgraystone.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

13th August, Clacton Town Hall. The Returning Officer announces that Count Binface has beaten Nigel Farage and is the new MP for Clacton. Binface removes his bin head to reveal a smiling Keir Starmer.

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Andrew Graystone @andrewgraystone.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

So basically, the plot of The Odyssey is: He’s coming home He’s coming home He’s coming…. [Long pause] Odysseus is coming home.

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Andrew Graystone @andrewgraystone.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

If (as I hope) Count Binface becomes an MP, will he have to renounce his title?

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Andrew Graystone @andrewgraystone.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Today marks an important day in the rehabilitation of the name Andrew.

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Andrew Graystone @andrewgraystone.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

By the time Keir Starmer became an MP, Andy Burnham had already been in government for ten years

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Andrew Graystone @andrewgraystone.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Shares in black t shirts have gone through the roof.

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Andrew Graystone @andrewgraystone.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Hear me out now - wouldn’t it be easier for everyone if we just leave Andy Burnham in place, and make Manchester the capital of the UK.

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Andrew Graystone @andrewgraystone.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

It’s the Summer Solstice. The nights are drawing in.

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George Eaton @georgeeaton.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Reform have now lost six by-elections in a row in England, Scotland and Wales. Their national poll rating is 26% – below Labour in 1983 – and Farage’s approval rating is -37. They’re very far from the voice of the people and need to stop being treated as such.

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Andrew Graystone @andrewgraystone.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Today I shall be stopping for a hydration break every 22 minutes

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Andrew Graystone @andrewgraystone.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

The countries that do well at @Eurovision seem to be those that marshall their loyal patriots to vote. The solution is simple. Next year we should send Tommy Robinson.

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Andrew Graystone @andrewgraystone.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Dear Donald Trump. I hear that the Daily Mail has revealed that you and King Charles are distant cousins, and you have said that you would like to move in to Buckingham Palace. We have a much more suitable place to offer you. We call it The Tower of London.

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Andrew Graystone @andrewgraystone.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

One - two - three - four I declare a thumb war!

The Pope and the Archbishop of Canterbury shake hands

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Andrew Graystone @andrewgraystone.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

On this, Shakespeare’s birthday, don’t forget that the Bard was actually born in Turkey, never set foot in England and never slayed an actual dragon.

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Andrew Graystone @andrewgraystone.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

She’s come a long way since she worked with Spit the Dog.

Review from The Guardian says Karol G at Coachella - electrifying set destined for festival’s hall of fame.

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Andrew Graystone @andrewgraystone.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

Good luck to the crew of Artemis 2, who are getting ready to return to earth. If ever I’ve been away for ten days I find I can’t get all my stuff back into the suitcase it came out of.

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Andrew Graystone @andrewgraystone.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

If Trump goes ahead with his appalling threat a whole civilisation will indeed die tonight - but it won’t be Iran.

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Andrew Graystone @andrewgraystone.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

England’s second city – as every Mancunian knows – is London.

BBC headline reads “Is Manchester considered England’s second city?”

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Andrew Graystone @andrewgraystone.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

“So, what was the far side of the moon like?” “It was indescribable.” “You had one job….”

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Andrew Graystone @andrewgraystone.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

When the astronauts go behind the dark side of the moon - EVERYBODY HIDE! 🌚

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Andrew Graystone @andrewgraystone.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

Wishing a very happy Chrism Mass to all my Anglican friends.

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Andrew Graystone @andrewgraystone.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

Don’t forget that the hour that you borrowed last October has to be paid back double tonight.

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Andrew Graystone @andrewgraystone.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

We will know there has been a Revival when we see a Quiet increase in love, gentleness and generosity.

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Andrew Graystone @andrewgraystone.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

All credit to the @BBC for live broadcasting the installation of @ArchbishopSarah yesterday, even though it will have cost a fortune and lost audience. Remember this if you are tempted to accuse the BBC of being biased against religion.

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Andrew Graystone @andrewgraystone.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

In a nod to her origins as a nurse, the new Archbishop will walk up the aisle at Canterbury Cathedral on Wednesday in a hospital gown with a slit up the back.

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Andrew Graystone @andrewgraystone.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

I was caught breaking into a crème brǔlée and ended up in a custardy sweet.

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Andrew Graystone @andrewgraystone.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

Donald Trump has called on Keir Starmer to send Hannah the Plumber to help unblock the Straits of Hormuz.

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Andrew Graystone @andrewgraystone.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

Happy Mother’s Day to all who procreate.

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Andrew Graystone @andrewgraystone.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

Recently, I was asked to contribute an essay on one of challenges facing Sarah Mullally, as she begins her term as Archbishop of Canterbury. My chapter is entitled ‘Falling Among Thieves: Understanding and Responding to Church-related abuse’ .

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Andrew Graystone @andrewgraystone.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

I am a voter in Gorton and Denton. Over the past few weeks I have got to know Angeliki Stogia, the Labour candidate. I believe she is a person of really good character, energy and experience, and that matters a lot. I hope she is elected as our Member of Parliament.

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Andrew Graystone @andrewgraystone.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

The BBC is reporting that Stephen Conway, the Bishop of Lincoln, has been arrested on suspicion of sexual assault of a man between 2018 and 2025.

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Andrew Graystone @andrewgraystone.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

If you are a member of General Synod I hope you will join me at this lunchtime fringe meeting. 1pm in The Temple Room.

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Andrew Graystone @andrewgraystone.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

The Winter Olympics should have the same sports as the Summer Olympics, but on ice. I’d like to see long jump, shot put and dressage on ice.

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Andrew Graystone @andrewgraystone.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

I’m a constituent of Gorton and Denton constituency, and I will be backing Andy Burnham to be our MP.

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Andrew Graystone @andrewgraystone.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

Has anyone noticed how the Bermuda Triangle seems to have disappeared?

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Andrew Graystone @andrewgraystone.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

They’re hoping for a Gen Three penguin.

A picture of two cute penguins, with the headline meeting of the Gentoo penguins

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Andrew Graystone @andrewgraystone.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

GAFCON leaders take their players off the pitch after failing to get the result they wanted. No, wait….not GAFCON…AFCON.

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