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Andrew Emmer

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Andrew Emmer @andrewemmer.bsky.social · 13h
Giants!
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Andrew Emmer @andrewemmer.bsky.social · 17h
A Greek guy running amok and causing trouble in London? Welcome back Prince Phillip.
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Andrew Emmer @andrewemmer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
[thinking about Jake Dickert in a Maryland quarter zip] Go Cocks! Beat Kentucky!
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Andrew Emmer @andrewemmer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I think Jim Smith is a good AD but this hire will be essentially answer that question in full.
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Andrew Emmer @andrewemmer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It’s potentially one of the last nice weekend days of the year, so I will not be watching the Maryland game and instead will be outside drinking next to my baby.
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Andrew Emmer @andrewemmer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is so frustrating. Jack Smith is probably under the impression that Clark dominated Maryland while at Iowa when in fact over the four games Clark played vs Maryland, the Terps out scored Iowa by 8 points.
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
goddamn this fucking rules
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Andrew Emmer @andrewemmer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Exactly. And Maryland is, in some ways, lucky he’s making this so obvious. Nightmare scenario was going 6-6 or 7-5.
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Andrew Emmer @andrewemmer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That’s the point. MD has made a totally reasonable resume hires every time with people saying no one would want to touch the job. Sometimes things work, sometimes they don’t. Florida made essentially the same resume hire two times in a row. Last guy didn’t work, this guy looks like it will.
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Andrew Emmer @andrewemmer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Really annoyed by all the “who would want to take the Maryland job?!” shit. Same thing as when the hoops just opened. It’s a Big Ten job and it’s not even really close to the bottom on spending. It’s a totally fine job.
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Andrew Emmer @andrewemmer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Wisconsin beating Penn State is great for Maryland’s coaching search.
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Andrew Emmer @andrewemmer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Another good option for the soon to be Maryland opening:
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Andrew Emmer @andrewemmer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My current Maryland Hot Board (only guys who I think might take the job): Charles Huff Jason Eck Jake Dickert Lance Taylor Either IU coordinator Shannon Dawson
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Andrew Emmer @andrewemmer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I like the idea of Napier more than most. The other former blue blood guy I’d be interested in is Riley if USC misses the playoffs and they fire him.
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Andrew Emmer @andrewemmer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My only point is that it doesn’t help anyone to have this breakup be messy. Mike can still be involved with a program he cares about and MD can benefit from his connections. It’s not as important as it once was, obviously, but it’s not nothing. I would like the next Malik Washington to be a Terp.
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Andrew Emmer @andrewemmer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I really like Locksley and wanted this to work so badly. But this is horrible. There’s no excuse. My one wish is that hr doesn’t burn bridges on the way out. They gave him every opportunity and he will never have another big boy HC job again. Just make it easy and you’ll be welcomed back forever.
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Andrew Emmer @andrewemmer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is where Alex and I are aligned. I’ve been working on my Master List of candidates and assuming Charles Huff isn’t an option, Dickert is #1. If Jim Smith is The Guy, there’s no reason why a Big Ten team shouldn’t be able to hire Wake’s football coach.
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Andrew Emmer @andrewemmer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Counterpoint: one of the original Big Time Trump Twitter Guys was a Maryland sports blog commenter who was annoying but pretty mild
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Andrew Emmer @andrewemmer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If they win less than 8 games, I think for sure. At 8 I think he’s probably safe.
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Andrew Emmer @andrewemmer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
In the real world, they won’t fire Locks this weekend. There’s no point and there’s still a lot of season left. They have the offense to win some games. But unless they beat one of Penn State, USC or Ohio State, this is over. And there’s literally no reason to believe that they will.
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Andrew Emmer @andrewemmer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I think it really just comes down to this: you cannot have any expectation that they will make a stop when they need to. Not a 3rd and long. Not a 4th and short. They just don’t have it in them. Do it like twice this game and they probably win. That’s the whole thing.
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Andrew Emmer @andrewemmer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pretty much as bad as a first 15:09 you could have expected. If this keeps up just put us out of our misery tomorrow.
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Andrew Emmer @andrewemmer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
He will be back on the Simmons pod before Halloween.
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Andrew Emmer @andrewemmer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Maryland should try and win tonight. Would be cool.
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Andrew Emmer @andrewemmer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My current (and ever changing) list of candidates if we need to make a hire: Dickert, Eck, Huff (unlikely to jump again), Keeler (if Temple has a good year). If they want to go coordinator: Mike Shanahan.
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Skipjack @skipjack.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Did he struggle to admit he became a sixers fan because they tried to lose on purpose?
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Andrew Emmer @andrewemmer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The Knicks won the NBA Championship so the rest of my sports life is basically all good, but it would be cool if the Giants were at least fun to watch.
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Andrew Emmer @andrewemmer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
If he wasn’t such a horrible piece of shit I would probably enjoy Zverev’s game. But we will never know.
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Andrew Emmer @andrewemmer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I don’t really care about the Bears one way or another, but Caleb being awesome would put another major L on The Wrongest Sports/Politics Pundit’s ledger, which would make me happy.
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Andrew Emmer @andrewemmer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
That was such a pure “I’m a 5-star and you play for UConn” play from Elee brother.
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Andrew Emmer @andrewemmer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
👉
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Andrew Emmer @andrewemmer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Being 10 years old and living in a NYC commuter suburb on 9/11 means I have a ton of very vivid memories that stick from that day and the days after…
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Andrew Emmer @andrewemmer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
If you’re wondering, yes that’s Jake’s kid.
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Andrew Emmer @andrewemmer.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I was wearing a Knicks shirt the other day at a coffee shop and some guy goes “how long you been a fan?” I say, “my whole life”. He goes “oh yeah? Well who wore number 33?” Like, dude, you want to test me and you can’t think of someone *slightly* more obscure?
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Andrew Emmer @andrewemmer.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Somehow, even as someone who follows CFB year round and listened to every @splitzoneduo.com preview, I didn’t know there were actual real game today. Sure, I think I maybe knew about the Dublin game but UNLV plays Memphis? NC State plays UVA?
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Andrew Emmer @andrewemmer.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Same, although in retrospect if they win that game, they probably extend Randy.
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Andrew Emmer @andrewemmer.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Go Terps
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Andrew Emmer @andrewemmer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Kevin Willard is a bad person and a middling basketball coach. I regret ever sticking up for him.
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Andrew Emmer @andrewemmer.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I just watched a compilation of the final 5 minutes in all five Finals games and I actually don’t think we talk enough about how awful Wemby was in all of them. All of them! Even Game 3, the one they won!
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Andrew Emmer @andrewemmer.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Having just seen The Odyssey, I think it’s a) amazing and b) number three on my Nolan list. 1. Dunkirk 2. Interstellar 3. Odyssey 4. Oppenheimer 5. Dark Knight
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
here's the thing: knicks champs
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Andrew Emmer @andrewemmer.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Yet again, the Knicks winning the title has completed changed how interact with the NBA. Until 6 weeks ago, I would have been so annoyed by this LeBron/Sixers thing. Now it’s just like “okay cool! Can’t wait for the basketball season to start!”
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Andrew Emmer @andrewemmer.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
He legit was on his podcast literally yesterdays saying “cmon there’s zero chance he’s going to the Sixers”
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Andrew Emmer @andrewemmer.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I think Bluesky is small enough that I can say this without anyone I work with seeing: my wife and I are taking a half day next week so we can see The Odyssey while the baby is at daycare.
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Andrew Emmer @andrewemmer.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
One of the world’s most wrong pundits wrong again. Interesting.
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Andrew Emmer @andrewemmer.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Vibe shift indicator: I’m at my in laws in Hagerstown, MD for the holiday weekend and haven’t seen a single Trump sign.
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Andrew Emmer @andrewemmer.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Australia/Egypt? What is this, the Peter Weir historical epic Gallipoli (1981)?
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Andrew Emmer @andrewemmer.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Serious question: can they rescind red card suspensions between games like techs in the NBA playoffs?
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Andrew Emmer @andrewemmer.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Simmons had really not been delivering on the Good Stuff in a bunch of pods when Boston teams were struggling for a while…until the most recent one earlier this week. There’s real potential for an All Timer tomorrow.
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Andrew Emmer @andrewemmer.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
The Knicks won the championship and the NBA lost its collective mind. Wonderful.
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