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andrewbucket.bsky.social @andrewbucket.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Sometimes when Oliver platt is onscreen I pretend it’s @pftompkins.bsky.social for fun. It’s kinda like seeing a tribute band.
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andrewbucket.bsky.social @andrewbucket.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Bridget Jones is back ! She’s up to all her old tricks— falling down all over the place in front of her crush. Lol Bridget, lord help ya.
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andrewbucket.bsky.social @andrewbucket.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
We all wanna see REM live so badly that we’ll pay $40 to see Micheal Shannon and the guy from superchunk cover Automatic for the People.
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andrewbucket.bsky.social @andrewbucket.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Kicked by horse with both feet and head caved in.
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andrewbucket.bsky.social @andrewbucket.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
People in other cities post like:: Room in my house available in Ostrich Park, 6 blocks from the Banana Line, or 4 blocks from the funicular which goes to Soup Hill in 5 minutes - super convenient
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andrewbucket.bsky.social @andrewbucket.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
When the most irresponsible person you know, who has moved 4 times in 3 years, announces they’re getting a dog (a breed that requires 3x the work of a normal dog 😞)
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andrewbucket.bsky.social @andrewbucket.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
I love going to a “shoes off” house that’s also a filthy fuckin mess.
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andrewbucket.bsky.social @andrewbucket.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
I think it’s a little reductive to suggest Harris didn’t convince voters because of their prejudice when she also spoke out of both sides of her mouth, unable to acknowledge that she was beholden to a donor class as well. These semantic acrobatics read as tricky political double speak
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andrewbucket.bsky.social @andrewbucket.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Can you imagine all of this happening and also believing it was caused by a weather machine.
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andrewbucket.bsky.social @andrewbucket.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
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andrewbucket.bsky.social @andrewbucket.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Kendrick did a song about his rival in mudd flare jeans and yr acting like he’s not also a degrassi drama queen.
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andrewbucket.bsky.social @andrewbucket.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
You know what’s insane. Bob Dylan and Joe Pesci are the same age.
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andrewbucket.bsky.social @andrewbucket.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
What if Tony didn’t get whacked OR arrested by the feds but instead… as soon as meadow sat down he ordered a burger and had what many have experienced as a moment of clarity in taking the first bite, realizing the cruel source of his meal & then he became the first Don of a plant based crime family
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andrewbucket.bsky.social @andrewbucket.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Stand up/yoga show: Hello, Is this thing Om? I might have produced something like this years ago but now I know that it’s just a passing private joke and I don’t need to will it into existence for the sake of a pun.
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andrewbucket.bsky.social @andrewbucket.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Do you think anybody is gonna go with what he programs lmao. How many kid rock and Nelly concerts do people have in them
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andrewbucket.bsky.social @andrewbucket.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Dang I’m not sure if Wayne’s World translates at ALL for anybody under 30. Some of the gags will be evergreen funny, but the tone and plot is very specifically early 90s and would require a lot of context. Explaining cable access, those type of metal guys, the references.
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andrewbucket.bsky.social @andrewbucket.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Ive seen these guys who dangle from tall buildings for thrills. I wonder if they’ve ever gotten stoned and taken a shower … it’s also very thrilling !
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andrewbucket.bsky.social @andrewbucket.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Not now.
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andrewbucket.bsky.social @andrewbucket.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
I think it’s fly when girls stop by for the summer. But it ends there. this is a seasonal business.
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andrewbucket.bsky.social @andrewbucket.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
I liked that movie Behind The Candle-a-bruh.
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andrewbucket.bsky.social @andrewbucket.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
I smile at people on the street, not to be neighborly, but because I have a secret.
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andrewbucket.bsky.social @andrewbucket.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
A good dog thing is when they’re excited to see you but continue to lay on their side and look at you and wag/thwack their tail against the couch without getting up.
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andrewbucket.bsky.social @andrewbucket.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
I love that the biggest lesson we learned from legal weed is that we have been overdoing it for our whole lives because we had no concept of dosage. Imagine drinking “some alcohol” by the glass and hoping for the best outcome.
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andrewbucket.bsky.social @andrewbucket.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Will watch an hour of these.
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andrewbucket.bsky.social @andrewbucket.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Reminds me of: SATOR AREPO TENET OPERA ROTAS
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andrewbucket.bsky.social @andrewbucket.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
I started saying this today and it’s kinda stuck in my head : A cash infusion for a fashion cushion.
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andrewbucket.bsky.social @andrewbucket.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
The entire blunt burns down in DLRs hand while he rants at Prince about Brian Wilson, and sting can’t get a word in tho he tries, Prince all the while sitting cross legged and tossing a clementine in one hand. Brautigan emerges from the bathroom asking “where’d the grass go david “
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andrewbucket.bsky.social @andrewbucket.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
You’ve been valuable & great in the past! I hope you turn from bad faith doom reporting & get honest about the Democratic Party and their failure to rep the left. Your function doesn’t need to be just antithetical to Fox, but rather a new third thing - the donor class doesn’t control you too right?
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andrewbucket.bsky.social @andrewbucket.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
That is patently not true. Mainstream press loved depicting the all American athlete Kerrigan being assaulted by white trash tonya.
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andrewbucket.bsky.social @andrewbucket.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
It was entirely the opposite that happened. Not until 20 years later was there any revision about Kerrigan and Harding at all, and it was to rectify the wrongful villainizing of Tonya Harding
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andrewbucket.bsky.social @andrewbucket.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Don’t forget fatherless!
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andrewbucket.bsky.social @andrewbucket.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
I will thoroughly examine any trash as long as it’s labeled “free”
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andrewbucket.bsky.social @andrewbucket.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
I’m glad Bernie headlined the confirmation. Nobody was gonna be able to follow onesies.
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andrewbucket.bsky.social @andrewbucket.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
OK, I understand that the price of eggs is being used as this ruler for measuring inflation at large But like , are people eating that many eggs? I’ve been very poor before and there’s a lot of stuff a person can eat for cheap besides eggs. What’s going on with the price of lentils?
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andrewbucket.bsky.social @andrewbucket.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
I did see the Bob Dylan movie and what it does really well is create a sense of place with very little— kind of like a black box theater. There is an intimacy to it. I think I’m only counting five or six locations in the entire movie.
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andrewbucket.bsky.social @andrewbucket.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Gonna have to skip the brutalist because the wrong people are talking about it and if it stands the test of time I’ll be reminded to see it later but I’ve been baited into this kind of thing before and really all I’m mostly hearing about is that it has an intermission. The BREAK is stealing the show
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andrewbucket.bsky.social @andrewbucket.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
I read all the way thru and I don’t really detect anything beyond ending DEI in the military that this guy has planned. The double edge of hiring an inept loyalist is he prob doesn’t totally understand how the macro military works, or how to change it meaningfully.
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andrewbucket.bsky.social @andrewbucket.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
I def wanna do a comedy festival. Who wouldn’t want to drive 8 hours and pay for a hotel for 3 nights so you can lock antlers with 40 other insecure ppl, in a heightened state of anxiety, so you can do 2 sets and make 3 friends who live in another state.
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andrewbucket.bsky.social @andrewbucket.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
You should chute for after the crowd leaves.
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andrewbucket.bsky.social @andrewbucket.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
This thing about tweezing eyebrows too much and they don’t grow back… when does that kick in? Because I’ve been plucking my unibrow for like 28 years.
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R e a n a K @reana.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Adding to the overflow of shock and response content may make you feel good for a few seconds, but it's not really helping anyone. Don't fall into the pit of despair, climb out and rise up through organizing! Share resources! Support one another! Join an organization! Make art! Do mutual aid!
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R e a n a K @reana.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
2025 is gonna be rough and full of terrible actions by Trump and his cronies...don't wear yourself out on week one. Triage! Do less... - Frantically sharing already over-posted shock content like the Elon Hitler salute. Do more... - Sharing community resources, action alerts, boosting organizers
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andrewbucket.bsky.social @andrewbucket.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
With 30 seconds left in his presidency Joe Biden has pardoned his own French !
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andrewbucket.bsky.social @andrewbucket.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
It’s funny he’s being inaugurated in the rotunda — cuz that man is quite -a -rotunda 👨‍🍳
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andrewbucket.bsky.social @andrewbucket.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Biden doing his final pass of the presidents quarters Unplugs the bedside lamp “Heh, try turning that on now”
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andrewbucket.bsky.social @andrewbucket.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
It lasts for an hour with a minimal hangover, coke might instantly kill you these days, and there’s science to suggest it really does treat depression without zapping your libido into oblivion. You can call this recreational if you want, but I think there more to it.
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andrewbucket.bsky.social @andrewbucket.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Idk I think rocky has one more fight left in him.
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andrewbucket.bsky.social @andrewbucket.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
It’s way too cold for this and far too little too late.
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andrewbucket.bsky.social @andrewbucket.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
REI is a store where I marvel at gear that I’ll never use like an ice axe or an arctic snow boot. But at LL bean, I can get a quilted snap up sweatshirt jacket, and then some very small carabiners at the register and I feel like sir Edmund Hillary.
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andrewbucket.bsky.social @andrewbucket.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
It’s unfair that I sometimes have to interact with a 21 year old. I say things like “ya I haven’t seen that guy in 10 years” and it doesn’t mean a wildly different part of my life. It just means I had a dif apartment. For them it means they were in 5th grade & had only recently mastered the toilet
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