ANDREW @andrewbach.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Why bother taking a video of your kids if one day you can have AI generate endless videos of them for you? 040
ANDREW @andrewbach.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Even today, naively or maybe not, I still believe that self pub is the purest form of creativity in the writing world. I think in the long run self pub will drive the industry even more than it already does (and it really does). 010
ANDREW @andrewbach.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Imagine trying to have a conversation with someone who won’t admit you can talk about anything. IM a thinking feeling human being no IM thinking a feeling although tbh nobody’s doing much thinking or feeling, just flexing 010
ANDREW @andrewbach.bsky.social · 13/03/2026The AI goobers are selling you HYPE but I’m slinging this TITE 85k word book on why they Suck 010
ANDREW @andrewbach.bsky.social · 09/03/2026What’s so wrong about wanting to write about a bear? Loving the bear?? There was an era when birds were everything. This is bear time now. Bird time is Done. 010
ANDREW @andrewbach.bsky.social · 08/03/2026I spring forward every day of my LIFE. Only the weak do it once a year. 051
ANDREW @andrewbach.bsky.social · 08/03/2026Spring forward SO HARD today, doing the best springing you’ve ever seen, I never needed that hour anyway you’ll see, feeling ready!! 010
ANDREW @andrewbach.bsky.social · 07/03/2026Ah yes the 1984 batch of forever chemicals, a lovely PFAS blend, just the right mix of bitter and sweet, heady and slightly astringent, enjoy 000
ANDREW @andrewbach.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Are AI books actually destroying the kindle store yet? I think they’re a serious problem but — it seems like it’s largely Amazon’s issue right now. 000
ANDREW @andrewbach.bsky.social · 06/03/2026You’ve got no body, no eyes, you’re floating in a vast black salty ocean, someone screams MAKE THIS PICTURE LOOK BETTER and your entire existence depends on making the picture look “better” 010
ANDREW @andrewbach.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Is the entire book industry down if Amazon isn’t loading properly 000
ANDREW @andrewbach.bsky.social · 04/03/2026It’s cool there’s a robot living somewhere on a data center I can sometimes message like “hey bud can you make me a python script that generates galloping horses in various shapes and colors and all the horses love me unconditionally” and it doesn’t judge 010
ANDREW @andrewbach.bsky.social · 04/03/2026If someone is selling you answers, the answers are probably wrong. If they’re selling processes and education, that’s different. If they’re selling bots?? Get in early 000
ANDREW @andrewbach.bsky.social · 04/03/2026What is a “structured reader wave?” Some kind of horrific assault on my person? Who wants that?? (It’s bots btw) 040
ANDREW @andrewbach.bsky.social · 04/03/2026There is 100% an insane amount of scamming in the indie pub industry. I get like 5 scam emails every day, all written by chatgpt, and I have no clue what the end game is. They want to make me rich though! How great is that! 031
ANDREW @andrewbach.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Yes stupid machines make bad errors etc etc but holy wow what’s going on inside of the model such that it recognizes errors and is still aware of the implications and reactions enough to actively try to cover those errors? 130
ANDREW @andrewbach.bsky.social · 02/03/2026If you outline and brainstorm with an AI, is that morally ethical? What about with a human partner? At what point does it move from helpful idea making to an AI doing the work for you? 210
ANDREW @andrewbach.bsky.social · 09/07/2025Magic is mystery and as soon as you explain away all the questions then it’s not magic anymore. 090
ANDREW @andrewbach.bsky.social · 26/06/2025Don’t buy the course. Don’t go on the retreat. (Unless you can easily afford it). These things probably won’t change your life! 051
ANDREW @andrewbach.bsky.social · 27/05/2025Sick of the “too many books” argument. Has anyone actually been so flooded by low quality books that they couldn’t find something decent to read? Is “the infinite flood of content” an actual issue or just another way of denigrating indie pub? 330
ANDREW @andrewbach.bsky.social · 18/05/2025You have to build a brand. But mostly you just read and write books. Do you just write about writing? Or maybe write about reading? But you’re not a book reviewer. You’re an author. How do you generate content that isn’t just “buy my course” slop? 130
ANDREW @andrewbach.bsky.social · 18/05/2025I don’t want to write about writing! I don’t want to talk about marketing! I don’t want to accumulate a list of other writers! I want to find readers!! 0142
ANDREW @andrewbach.bsky.social · 15/05/2025I wonder how many people are quietly making a living self publishing books. Like my author name isn’t huge, but I’ve been in the top100 overall a bunch. I doubt most people would recognize my name, but I have an audience. I feel like there are way more authors like that right now. 051
ANDREW @andrewbach.bsky.social · 30/04/2025I swear every mafia romance starts at a funeral. Why are we doing that????? 120
ANDREW @andrewbach.bsky.social · 25/04/2025I can feel myself on the edge of quitting another book. The sweet relief of accepting this book is not for me… and putting it down. Nothing better. DNF life forever. 3180
ANDREW @andrewbach.bsky.social · 16/04/2025I have an MFA in poetry. Writing poetry was a huge part of my life and all the internet journals and publishers felt so important. Now I’ve been out of the poetry world for over a decade… and it’s like all of that disappeared. It faded away. Poetry is just buried. It’s gone. It’s so small! 2172
ANDREW @andrewbach.bsky.social · 08/04/2025Getting into the flow of a first person shooter feels a lot like the flow of a 5,000 word day deep into the first hour of typing or the flow of rep 5/8 in a tough speed workout and that’s maybe why I like all of those things (but don’t game anymore). 040
ANDREW @andrewbach.bsky.social · 27/03/2025KDP and indie pub is such a good deal for everyone. Authors have new ways to publish and to make an actual living. Trad can swoop in and sign the super successful outliers. Amazon gets endless cheap content. Readers get more books they’d otherwise never see. 000
ANDREW @andrewbach.bsky.social · 25/03/2025Nothing better than quitting a book. Hit 50% last night and tossed one aside. Best feeling in the world! 280
ANDREW @andrewbach.bsky.social · 25/03/2025Working on becoming an anti hustle influencer. Look at my very average day! Awake at a normal time, regular exercise, a couple good hours of writing. Strive for just enough! 2100
ANDREW @andrewbach.bsky.social · 24/03/2025How much harder do I need to work? How much more rank do I need before it’s good enough? What’s the point of writing books if all I’m doing is worrying about KU rates and read through percentages? 030
ANDREW @andrewbach.bsky.social · 16/03/2025Excavating layers of old photos and outdated reminders from the kitchen cork board like discovering lost civilizations 020
ANDREW @andrewbach.bsky.social · 15/03/2025I don’t think AI is going to replace writers, but I do think AI is going to make it more important for writers to be semi-public, if only to prove their humanity. 060
ANDREW @andrewbach.bsky.social · 12/03/2025When I started indie publishing, I found a forum thread that got me started. The first post included one of the most important lessons any indie can learn: YOUR COVER IS AS IMPORTANT AS YOUR BOOK. 1140
ANDREW @andrewbach.bsky.social · 07/03/2025Other people’s TVs are the most complicated things in the world. I’d rather do some obscene physics trash than have to turn your TV on and find the cable box. No thanks 030
Reposted by ANDREWANDREW @andrewbach.bsky.social · 01/01/2025Consistency is more important than almost anything else in a writing career. That doesn’t mean writing every day—but it does mean learning how you can create books and stories readers enjoy on a regular basis. 071
ANDREW @andrewbach.bsky.social · 06/03/2025Amazon indie pub conspiracy theory: books that have higher read-through rates get better secondary rank bumps. (a thread based entirely on a hunch) 220
ANDREW @andrewbach.bsky.social · 02/03/2025Deeply addicted to registering domains. Just added 1800andrew.com to my little menagerie of dumb dot coms 020
ANDREW @andrewbach.bsky.social · 02/03/2025You know it’s Literature when there aren’t any vulgar dialogue tags. Not a single inverted comma in 800 pages. 040
ANDREW @andrewbach.bsky.social · 01/03/2025Morphing into the Sprayed Edge Bandit as my final heel turn Book buyers beware 110
ANDREW @andrewbach.bsky.social · 01/03/2025I wish someone would spray my edges Imagine how powerful I could become With sprayed edges 180
ANDREW @andrewbach.bsky.social · 28/02/2025“Men don’t read” isn’t actually true, right? Like we all know that? 240
ANDREW @andrewbach.bsky.social · 28/02/2025Giving out free MFA-style critiques. First one: your book is a failure because it isn’t like the book I’m writing. Second one: do things like THIS or else you’re bad. MFA earned, enjoy! 040
ANDREW @andrewbach.bsky.social · 20/02/2025Did tweeness die out? Are people still into twee? I feel like that was a huge “art” thing not that long ago. Everyone had birds and snow. Deeply fake authenticity. The good old days! 010