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Andrew Ayres

@andrewayres.bsky.social
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Head filled with lightning, hat full of rain

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Andrew Ayres @andrewayres.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Another John Rilo Kiley approved awesome playlist
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Andrew Ayres @andrewayres.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Dave Barry’s Mr Language Person should have last word on this
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Andrew Ayres @andrewayres.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Snuckers gettin paid boyyyyy
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Andrew Ayres @andrewayres.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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Andrew Ayres @andrewayres.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I could swear that Monty pronounced it “MA-ting-ly” on first airing but then heard it pronounced correctly in later years.
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Andrew Ayres @andrewayres.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
“Do you even vote, bro?”
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Andrew Ayres @andrewayres.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Profile in Discourage
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Andrew Ayres @andrewayres.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
This request gave me malaria MALARIA
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Andrew Ayres @andrewayres.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Too much (eye) baggage
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Andrew Ayres @andrewayres.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Ooh ooh! Now I have a request next time I’m in bleachers! youtu.be/a7ENRmK08Fc?...
youtu.be
Flamin' Groovies - Second Cousin
YouTube video by BlauweBarry
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Andrew Ayres @andrewayres.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
WAYNE NEWTON (panicked): The gambling commission is hanging on by the skin of its teeth
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Andrew Ayres @andrewayres.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Stanley Roberts says position is filled
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Andrew Ayres @andrewayres.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Cue Tom’s Straight To The Top
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Andrew Ayres @andrewayres.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I’m here to sign along to Autobahn in German. Could be solid Sweet Caroline replacement
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Andrew Ayres @andrewayres.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Do Baal next
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Andrew Ayres @andrewayres.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
AM I WEARING CULOTTES?! #lemonadeoclock
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Andrew Ayres @andrewayres.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Gasper seems mentally tough enough to take pitches atop the order and could possibly develop a wall-scraping swing. This is what passes for hope these days.
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Andrew Ayres @andrewayres.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Sundown tonight on Conn. River in Hadley, Mass. #sunset
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Andrew Ayres @andrewayres.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
“Djever notice how plutocrats crush dissent?”
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Andrew Ayres @andrewayres.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Gerald Ice Williams ain’t walkin through that door
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Andrew Ayres @andrewayres.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
This post is trying to break my heart
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Andrew Ayres @andrewayres.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Impossible Germ Is He, Unlikely Spray On Tan
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Andrew Ayres @andrewayres.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
HEY IM NOT WALKING HERE
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Andrew Ayres @andrewayres.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
That’s some BS. Clearly Dark Chocolate
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Andrew Ayres @andrewayres.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
That scene from Napoleon Dynamite, set in Idaho.
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Andrew Ayres @andrewayres.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Wait till they see his contractual rider.
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Andrew Ayres @andrewayres.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Throw a wild pitch, men come and take you away
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Andrew Ayres @andrewayres.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Paired with Tap’s Big Bottom!
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Andrew Ayres @andrewayres.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
ebay.us/m/mrfgWj
ebay.us
2025 Topps Archives Carl Yastrzemski 2005 Design Green Foilboard #/99 Red Sox | eBay
Condition is noted as used - cards can have any number of issues that do not detract from the overall look of the image on the card. These issues can include scratches/surface wear, and flaws on edges and corners.
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Andrew Ayres @andrewayres.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Ok I’ll let other readers judge. They used to pay me to fix these things
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Andrew Ayres @andrewayres.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Not to be a nerd, but “public parks” should immediately follow “installing statues”
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Andrew Ayres @andrewayres.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Mo Szyslak memes are the last refuge of a scoundrel
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Andrew Ayres @andrewayres.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Welp, I looked it up on the Spotify machine and Screamin J Hawkins did a version
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Andrew Ayres @andrewayres.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I wonder how often they wore this awesome combo
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Andrew Ayres @andrewayres.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Flabbiest. Golden. Calves. Ever.
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Andrew Ayres @andrewayres.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
As last guy on bench as rookie, he said his job was heckling opponents. Apparently he really once irritated Leo Durocher about taking someone’s watch.
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Andrew Ayres @andrewayres.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Nobody out-dudes the dude on right.
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Andrew Ayres @andrewayres.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Sterling tribute indeed!
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Andrew Ayres @andrewayres.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Some major Good Pups at minor league Bark in Park @woosoxnation.bsky.social
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Andrew Ayres @andrewayres.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Will choke dark side disbelievers for food
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Andrew Ayres @andrewayres.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Gardy Goes Yardy my fave
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Andrew Ayres @andrewayres.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
The defunct Sack Charles Theater in Boston, which had Dolby
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Andrew Ayres @andrewayres.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I’ll stick with my Weed Walleye, thanks tho
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Andrew Ayres @andrewayres.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I wish I had heard Aqualung. Would be a great walk-up song but better cut it off before it gets too creepy for ballpark fare.
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Andrew Ayres @andrewayres.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
One Nation Under A Kantor Groove
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Andrew Ayres @andrewayres.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Getting ready Sunday’s Openind Day for the Quabbin Valley Baseball League.
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Andrew Ayres @andrewayres.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
media.tenor.com
a man in a tuxedo is walking through a warehouse
ALT: a man in a tuxedo is walking through a warehouse
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Andrew Ayres @andrewayres.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
That Ezekiel passage seems to be a hit
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Andrew Ayres @andrewayres.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
You never know when somebody gonna pull a Ratzenberger. #JonnyRatz
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Andrew Ayres @andrewayres.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
From Game Show category, $200: What is Truth or Consequences?
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