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@andrewargyle.bsky.social
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andrewargyle.bsky.social @andrewargyle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I thought it was the fact that they were going to burn their garden, at first.
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andrewargyle.bsky.social @andrewargyle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Being raised on champagne seems like child abuse.
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andrewargyle.bsky.social @andrewargyle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm pretty sure this is the model my parents had. It came in a whole cabinet!
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andrewargyle.bsky.social @andrewargyle.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Is that Kent I can see in the distance?
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andrewargyle.bsky.social @andrewargyle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
youtube.com/shorts/CE4tr...
youtube.com
Swim instructor shares affirmations with scared 2-year-old #shorts
YouTube video by CBS News
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andrewargyle.bsky.social @andrewargyle.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Does anyone else read this as Arse Water?
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andrewargyle.bsky.social @andrewargyle.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
This, but extra gay.
static.klipy.com
300 Spartans: What Is Your Profession Scene
ALT: 300 Spartans: What Is Your Profession Scene
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andrewargyle.bsky.social @andrewargyle.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
It was a joint effort but you basically ripped it open.
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andrewargyle.bsky.social @andrewargyle.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
We both deserve nice things.
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andrewargyle.bsky.social @andrewargyle.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I was thinking something similar this morning. I've only started using warm water when washing my hands at home because I didn't think I deserved it before.
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andrewargyle.bsky.social @andrewargyle.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Have I just accidentally hate crimed you?
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andrewargyle.bsky.social @andrewargyle.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
When really, you're a "family" man.
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andrewargyle.bsky.social @andrewargyle.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I'd have stern words about his poor treatment of his sons.
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andrewargyle.bsky.social @andrewargyle.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Might I suggest watching the highlights from the USA vs Belgium match? Adding in a pre match prediction compilation from US fans completes the hate watch. The third Belgian goal was delicious.
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andrewargyle.bsky.social @andrewargyle.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Oh no, that's even worse 🥲
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andrewargyle.bsky.social @andrewargyle.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I hope it's just the hangover melancholy speaking.
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andrewargyle.bsky.social @andrewargyle.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Did you choose the Olympus Penis 2 for its name?
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andrewargyle.bsky.social @andrewargyle.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
"We called it the Packet Shop because that's where we bought our packets of fags. And we only ever used fag to refer to cigarettes."
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andrewargyle.bsky.social @andrewargyle.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
This is probably a good thread to advertise the next Dolly night on.
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andrewargyle.bsky.social @andrewargyle.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Clearly confused "no racism" with "no one calling out racism".
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andrewargyle.bsky.social @andrewargyle.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
This is what "take our country back" should mean.
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andrewargyle.bsky.social @andrewargyle.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I had to go on the same roof as some babies. I got dive bombed by the parents.
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andrewargyle.bsky.social @andrewargyle.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Was it the one with the tattered England flag on a lamp post outside?
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andrewargyle.bsky.social @andrewargyle.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
This could inadvertently have the effect of raising minimum wage.
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andrewargyle.bsky.social @andrewargyle.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
And Antdrews
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andrewargyle.bsky.social @andrewargyle.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
But have you put them in the sea?
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andrewargyle.bsky.social @andrewargyle.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
🥲
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andrewargyle.bsky.social @andrewargyle.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Considering the lost the play off final for promotion to the Premier League timing would have been a big factor! Was it before or after the match? KO was 15:30.
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andrewargyle.bsky.social @andrewargyle.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
"Daddy, I'm not shouting!" - little girl at the other end of the train carriage.
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andrewargyle.bsky.social @andrewargyle.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
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Alex Winter: Go Make Your Dreams Into Reality
ALT: Alex Winter: Go Make Your Dreams Into Reality
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andrewargyle.bsky.social @andrewargyle.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a Drew.
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andrewargyle.bsky.social @andrewargyle.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
My Spotify has been suggesting a lot of queer alt-z music recently. I've had Lauren Sanderson on rotation a lot, I'm also partial to a bit of Cobrah!
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andrewargyle.bsky.social @andrewargyle.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...
independent.co.uk
Reform UK councillor accused of making racist posts resigns days after being elected
Stuart Prior was elected as a Reform UK councillor for Essex County Council and for Rochford District Council
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andrewargyle.bsky.social @andrewargyle.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...
independent.co.uk
Reform UK councillor accused of making racist posts resigns days after being elected
Stuart Prior was elected as a Reform UK councillor for Essex County Council and for Rochford District Council
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andrewargyle.bsky.social @andrewargyle.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
The toilet cuck chair was right there!
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andrewargyle.bsky.social @andrewargyle.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Omg same
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andrewargyle.bsky.social @andrewargyle.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Please report back.
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andrewargyle.bsky.social @andrewargyle.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Pretty much! "Hi, is Maria there?" "No, she's dead." Start sobbing for extra points.
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andrewargyle.bsky.social @andrewargyle.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Just say you're dead. That's how I stopped getting them.
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andrewargyle.bsky.social @andrewargyle.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
100%, I know I have my fair share of perception issues!
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andrewargyle.bsky.social @andrewargyle.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
I remember you wanted to lose your "love handles" before you started to bulk. Self perception is funny, isn't it?
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andrewargyle.bsky.social @andrewargyle.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Liječnik Koji (Apparently there are at least 3 forms of who in Croatian. I'm sure I've butchered it.)
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andrewargyle.bsky.social @andrewargyle.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
They're at eye level for me...
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andrewargyle.bsky.social @andrewargyle.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
I only read ones I think might save me from injury, like on the safety rails when I'm squatting.
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andrewargyle.bsky.social @andrewargyle.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I know it's nostalgia but it's unhinged that I find that sound calming.
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andrewargyle.bsky.social @andrewargyle.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Damn right I won't!
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andrewargyle.bsky.social @andrewargyle.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
You must have been doing your heggles.
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andrewargyle.bsky.social @andrewargyle.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
I'm glad it's not nominative determinism.
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andrewargyle.bsky.social @andrewargyle.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Are you building a new PC and then stopping when you realise you don't have enough peripheral power on your PSU?
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andrewargyle.bsky.social @andrewargyle.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Do you think Haaland will be rested?
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