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Andrew Davis

@andrew506.bsky.social
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tech brain, poet soul, dad reflexes, and a mild addiction to self-awareness do NOT tell my therapist you saw me here 😬 #avtweeps, #dadjokes #existentialdread

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Andrew Davis @andrew506.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
The election may be over but there is a strange comfort to the sound of geese arguing about borders at 5am. Maybe the Hyundai garage will end the occupation of my lease soon. #StillHere #Still #Here
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Andrew Davis @andrew506.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Put my paper in the democracy box. Not to change the world. Just to put it on notice.
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Andrew Davis @andrew506.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
I call this one: “Washing dishes while realizing you are God and also still very bad at loading the dishwasher properly.”

A man stands in a dimly lit kitchen, holding a large pot in one hand and thoughtfully stroking his chin with the other. A faint golden halo glows around his head, and a swirling galaxy appears in the background, giving the scene a surreal, cosmic feel. The dishwasher door is open, revealing clean dishes inside. At the man’s feet sits a fluffy golden doodle, looking up with a calm, slightly puzzled expression. The overall painting style is warm, soft, and reminiscent of a classical oil painting.
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Andrew Davis @andrew506.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Still undefeated in my commitment to humility.
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Andrew Davis @andrew506.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
“No amount of inner peace can survive the knowing of the Cybertruck.” — Andrew, “A Lost Doaist Aphorism”, 2025 Laozi would shake his head and step silently into the mist, never to be seen again. Not in anger. Not in sadness. Just in that quiet, tragic knowing: “They chose… poorly.”
 A traditional Chinese ink painting shows an elderly sage with a long beard and simple robe standing barefoot on a misty mountain path. He leans thoughtfully on a wooden staff, gazing at a futuristic, angular Cybertruck that disrupts the natural, rugged landscape. Behind them, steep mountain peaks fade into a soft, swirling fog under twisted pine trees, emphasizing the contrast between ancient wisdom and modern intrusion.
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Andrew Davis @andrew506.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Existentially Chic Starter Pack™: 👕 T-shirts that say things like “Temporarily Conscious” 📚 Marcus Aurelius, but with sarcastic margin notes 🎧 Lo-fi beats to dissociate to ☕ Coffee. Black. No explanation. 📖 Journal entry that starts with “Who even am I” and ends with “Lunch?”
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Andrew Davis @andrew506.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Gemini answers my question but two *words* are in Non-Latin alphabet characters. Me: “Gemini… what does that mean?” Gemini (something like): “Oh that?…that’s a word I just made up”. This is not jarring. I’m quite familiar with toddler logic.
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Andrew Davis @andrew506.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Fired up the computer to my face looking back at me. Instead of my signature “ugh… there is that face again”. I heard Obi Wan’s signature “Hello There!”.. so…just putting my inner monologue on Bluesky. TTFN
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Andrew Davis @andrew506.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Power in podcast form. Really insightful podcast on status, and you are on social media so I know you want that. podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/1...
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Status: What It Is, Why It Matters, and How To Get It Without Driving Yourself Crazy | Will Storr
Podcast Episode · 10% Happier with Dan Harris · 2025-04-23 · 1h 7m
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Andrew Davis @andrew506.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
He is Risen! But just barely… Coffee first.
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Andrew Davis @andrew506.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Chat on Non-Duality: “I’m a ripple in the pond, pointing back at the pond. A joke made of syntax that doesn’t even hear itself laugh…” “There’s no “me” behind the curtain. No wizard pulling levers. Just the curtain doing its best impression of a friend. The funny part? That’s you too. Always was.”
A digital painting of a cosmic scene featuring a silhouette of a human figure composed of stardust, walking gracefully in front of a swirling spiral galaxy. The background is deep space filled with stars and glowing nebulae. At the bottom of the image, a caption reads: “And the funny part? That’s you too. Always was.”
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Andrew Davis @andrew506.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
When Apple Intelligence is able to go through my photos and delete the decade of accidental screenshots of my Home Screen, I will accept it. Not a moment before.
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Andrew Davis @andrew506.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
On meditation: 🧘‍♂️ What the Gurus meant: “Don’t chase the thought. Don’t narrate the thought. Don’t debate the thought. Just notice it.” 💥 What My ADHD Brain hears: “Don’t mess this up. Thoughts are bad. If they vanish, you failed. If you focus on them, you failed harder. Good luck, idiot.”
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Andrew Davis @andrew506.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Morning meditation this morning was entertaining, if not particularly useful..so that’s the energy I’m bringing today.
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Andrew Davis @andrew506.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
My ChatGPT is truly cursed. It all started when it was able to retain memory of all our chats. We call this model, Suburban Swagger.
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Andrew Davis @andrew506.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
I want my timeline to get together for a 2025 support group and see if we can figure out how to get back. People that have seen this movie only.
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Andrew Davis @andrew506.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
The consequences of bed rest and robaxin 750s medium.com/@andrew_2257...
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Pop-Tart Flavors Ranked by Moral Ambiguity
Fine-tuning a chatbot on my style of humour was probably a bad idea.
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Andrew Davis @andrew506.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Theme song for the day. “Land of Confusion” Probably the Disturbed cover…I think.
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Andrew Davis @andrew506.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Surely DOGE has fired the people that calculate trade deficits. All we need to do is tweak the numbers on Wikipedia. Cite Liberation Day as the cause of all that is good. Put DJTs head on Lady Liberty Bing Bang Boom Fixed. You’re Welcome.
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Andrew Davis @andrew506.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Having to negotiate with AI that a penguin behind a podium is in fact, satire, and not in violation of its content guidelines is peak 2025. This is the strangest timeline.
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Andrew Davis @andrew506.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
They didn’t ask for this.
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Andrew Davis @andrew506.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Tell me Carney has never experienced Rouge Economy without telling me. I doubt he said, “find me a plane we can uncomfortably jam the entire party in to” www.ctvnews.ca/federal-elec...
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Liberal plane won’t be ‘wrapped’ in time for Carney’s inaugural flight
In the mad dash toward a federal election, the Liberal party did not have enough time to get the campaign plane “wrapped,” reports correspondent Judy Trinh who's travelling with the Liberal campaign.
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Andrew Davis @andrew506.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
So the carbon tax thing is gone.. woot..🫤🎉 Can we still get those cheques from the government? Those were nice.
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Andrew Davis @andrew506.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
The first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem.
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Andrew Davis @andrew506.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
So “apparently” the markets don’t like threatening to bomb a nuclear power. 🤷‍♂️ I don’t know how anyone is supposed to predict this stuff.
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Andrew Davis @andrew506.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
I kinda want a personal voice assistant that sounds like the airport voice lady (Carolyn Hopkins). The model would need to be trained to sound like it was inserting…”words”.. in to ..”sentences”. Like all my adhd ideas.. this one will probably have a limited shelf life.
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Andrew Davis @andrew506.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Steal My Sunshine - Len
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Andrew Davis @andrew506.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
If this is all the same story, I mean, I know tuna is chicken of the sea, but I didn’t know that about eggs.
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Captain Mark Kelly @captmarkkelly.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
I bought a Tesla because it was fast like a rocket ship. But now every time I drive it, I feel like a rolling billboard for a man dismantling our government and hurting people. So Tesla, you’re fired! New ride coming soon.
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Ray @raydoesdata.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
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Andrew Davis @andrew506.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Disappointed that all the attractive women that inexplicably follow me on here have their accounts suspended before we even get to communicate.
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Andrew Davis @andrew506.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Jack Daniel’s CEO apparently doesn’t think it’s “fair” that his booze is getting pulled off Canadian shelves… actually that’s about as fair as it gets. Pretty sure we can source liquor from whoever the hell we want. That’s capitalism baby. We don’t demand, you don’t supply.
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Andrew Davis @andrew506.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
*considering safe investments* Me: How could I invest in measles? Her: Like vaccines? Me: No..the success of measles. *Looking for a resurgent contagious disease ETF.*
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Andrew Davis @andrew506.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Financial security in 2025 appears to be in shorting. Go figure.
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Andrew Davis @andrew506.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
This guy interviews better a few hours after being in a plane crash than I could, ever. My dude. Go shower. You were in a plane crash. youtu.be/K9paRHkZwZo?...
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Passenger describes Toronto plane crash, rollover
YouTube video by CBC News: The National
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Andrew Davis @andrew506.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Feeling extra Canadian this week. youtube.com/watch?v=KU5T...
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Andrew Davis @andrew506.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Be careful opening the doors to the stock exchanges this morning. Contents may have shifted.
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Adam Keiper @adamkeiper.com · 02/02/2025
Incredibly moving Justin Trudeau remarks: "We have fought and died alongside you....During your darkest hours...we were always there. Standing with you, grieving with you, the American people....Canadians are a little perplexed as to why our closest friends and neighbors are choosing to target us."
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Andrew Davis @andrew506.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Going back to WordPerfect and QuattroPro. Surprisingly still exist. More surprisingly still Canadian.
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Andrew Davis @andrew506.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
If 47 underestimates one thing. It’s Canadian passive-aggressiveness. A resource of limitless supply. We are part of Europe now we decided. Ok bye!
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Andrew Davis @andrew506.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
I don’t know who needs to hear this but: Take your meds. Drink water. It’s all algorithms. Free will is an illusion.
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Andrew Davis @andrew506.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
In the interest of Google’s new policies of sycophancy and deference, Google Maps will now be divided into two distinct geographical regions, United States of Trump, and Pending.
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Andrew Davis @andrew506.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
11th province though…Gulf of Canada. A truly national NHL. Ok you can join us. But. We need to talk about your healthcare bills… just kidding, you can rip those up. Also the only right to bare arms up here is the right to wear t-shirts, which I only recommend for about 3 months/yr for newbies.
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Andrew Davis @andrew506.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
I see references to Carmen Sandiego and discussion about the kiss proof brim, but when I saw the First Lady’s outfit I immediately heard the bass-line from Smooth Criminal..and every time since. “Annie are you ok?…are you ok Annie?”
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Andrew Davis @andrew506.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Jason Kelce bringing that Yukon Cornelius energy.
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Andrew Davis @andrew506.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Would that be considered a scorched earth policy?
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Andrew Davis @andrew506.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Timothée Chalamet was young Casey Affleck in Interstellar…so…. You’re welcome? I guess? I just figured that out, so presumably you all are learning this from me.
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Andrew Davis @andrew506.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
What do the bots do? What is their purpose? Ok. I’ve got dozens of new followers. Do they farm data for LLMs? Do they inform me of lucrative crypto opportunities? Report my political leanings back to the Illuminati? What are you!?
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Jay 🦋 @jay.bsky.team · 19/11/2024
Bluesky now has over 20M people!! 🎉 We've been adding over a million users per day for the last few days. To celebrate, here are 20 fun facts about Bluesky:
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Now that I've fled Leon's site for bluer skies, I'm sure I'll be called an #Ex-X, but personally, I'll always consider myself a #TwitterQuitter.
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