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andrés ignacio torres

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29 🏳️‍🌈. aka Andresito; en el laberinto como Asterión. software engineer ii @ microsoft vancouver. computer science @colorado.edu | #USBve computers, poetry & fiction. YVR 🇨🇦 / 🇻🇪 he/him aitorres.com

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andrés ignacio torres @andresitorresm.com · 01/10/2026
the day is here
Dawn of
The Final Day

- 24 Hours Remain -
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andrés ignacio torres @andresitorresm.com · 01/10/2026
𝑒𝓈𝒸𝓊𝒸𝒽𝒶 𝓁𝒶𝓈 𝓅𝒶𝓁𝒶𝒷𝓇𝒶𝓈 𝒹𝑒 𝓡𝓞𝓜𝓔𝓞
un meme: en la imagen (borrosa, con poca nitidez, generando efecto de movimiento y humor), una persona está escuchando música con audífonos, con los ojos cerrados y una expresión exagerada, mientras se superpone otra imagen de una mano que mueve un control de volumen hasta el número 10, el máximo visible
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andrés ignacio torres @andresitorresm.com · 17/09/2026
my work day so far, without context
Goomba, from the Mario videogame franchisea Roomba robot vacuum cleaner
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andrés ignacio torres @andresitorresm.com · 06/09/2026
t-mobile park, i am in you! ⚾️
t-mobile park in seattle, wa
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andrés ignacio torres @andresitorresm.com · 04/09/2026
hello seattle! long time no see!
king street station, seattle
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andrés ignacio torres @andresitorresm.com · 07/08/2026
🤿
Screenshot of Pokémon Pokopia. The main character is in a celebrating pose next to Manaphy, with a bubble surrounding its head. A text bubble says: “You learned Dive! With it, you can dive down underwater!”
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andrés ignacio torres @andresitorresm.com · 23/07/2026
i get reminded of this xkcd strip at least once a week
xkcd 927: Standards

[Caption above the panels:]
How Standards Proliferate
(See: A/C chargers, character encodings, instant messaging, etc.)
[A text-only panel.]
Situation:
There are 14 competing standards.
[Cueball and Ponytail stand facing each other.]
Cueball: 14?! Ridiculous! We need to develop one universal standard that covers everyone's use cases.
Ponytail: Yeah!
[Another text-only panel. The word "Soon:" appears in its own box at the upper left of the panel.]
Soon:
Situation:
There are 15 competing standards.
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andrés ignacio torres @andresitorresm.com · 11/07/2026
nvm, it was a drink, not a distributed social media platform >:(
A white-and-blue hot drink in a mug. The drink is named “Blue Sky”
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andrés ignacio torres @andresitorresm.com · 11/07/2026
i didn’t know i could buy bluesky for less than 10 dollars
Zoomed-in photo of a drink menu, with names such as The Pink Latte, Liquid Gold, Blue Sky, Chai Latte 2.0, Raw Cacao Elixir.

The Blue Sky drink costs $8.5
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andrés ignacio torres @andresitorresm.com · 13/06/2026
pool!! kids!!!
pool kids (band) on a stage in their vancouver show, june 2026
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andrés ignacio torres @andresitorresm.com · 23/05/2026
sleepy
A screenshot of Pokémon Pokopia. It is night, the main character is taking a selfie, with his eyes closed. Behind him, a Pikachu is sleeping on top of a stool.
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andrés ignacio torres @andresitorresm.com · 16/05/2026
i had a dream. an atproto dream. ...a nightmare, even.
A screenshot of VSCode, a code editor. The screenshot window shows code in the PHP language, with what looks like atproto-related routing for a web server, like a group under `/xrpc/` that exposes an endpoint for `com.atproto.server.describeServer`.
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andrés ignacio torres @andresitorresm.com · 05/05/2026
still can't believe I saw Lorde live, my mind's still there.
photograph of Lorde in her concert stage; she's standing up with her back towards the camera, and she's staring at a screen that's showing her front side while she drinks water from her signature water bottle
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andrés ignacio torres @andresitorresm.com · 14/04/2026
every time i have to work on a new Github Actions workflow:
bullet points with git commit names, content is:

* Fix permissions

* Fix permissions 2

* ...permissions?
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andrés ignacio torres @andresitorresm.com · 28/03/2026
and that’s a wrap, pokopia complete
Screenshot of Pokopia credit roll
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andrés ignacio torres @andresitorresm.com · 10/03/2026
just look at him
A Ditto (Pokémon) plushie, the preorder bonus for Pokémon Pokopia
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andrés ignacio torres @andresitorresm.com · 08/02/2026
an influencer has hit my apartment floor!
A metal board for an elevator. On top of it, you can see that somebody used one of those sticky phone cases to take a picture, the ones influencers sometimes use to take pics hands free
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andrés ignacio torres @andresitorresm.com · 24/01/2026
peaceful night.
Screenshot of the northern lights over the night sky in an Anima Crossing: New Horizons island
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andrés ignacio torres @andresitorresm.com · 26/12/2025
estoy intentando terminar un último libro antes de que acabe el año y estoy enganchado con Cometierra (Dolores Reyes)
Portada del libro "Cometierra", de Dolores Reyes
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andrés ignacio torres @andresitorresm.com · 24/12/2025
merry “almost christmas” to those who celebrate!
Phoenix Wright: “Almost Christmas” means it wasn’t Christmas!
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andrés ignacio torres @andresitorresm.com · 10/12/2025
something’s happening to Kalos!
Screenshot from Pokemon Legends: Z-A. Close up shot of the protagonist face, an angry expression. Screenshot from Pokemon Legends: Z-A. The protagonist, in the middle of debris, looking straight to the front
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andrés ignacio torres @andresitorresm.com · 12/11/2025
back to work after a couple days off
The popular "This is fine" comic strip. 

First picture depicts a dog sitting on a chair, with a coffee on a table next to him. Everything around him is engulfed in flames, there are smoke clouds above. The dog is unbothered.

Second picture zooms into the dog, who smiles and says "This is fine". Everything's in fire. Clearly this is not fine.
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andrés ignacio torres @andresitorresm.com · 07/11/2025
hello from Canari’s streaming room!
Screenshot from Pokémon Legends: Z-A of an in-game selfie, the protagonist is inside a streaming room with a lot of merch centered around the character of Canari
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andrés ignacio torres @andresitorresm.com · 17/10/2025
most evil villain in the pokémon series
Screenshot from Pokémon Legends: Z-A. Zach, an early game rival and taxi driver, says: 
“I'm going to reach Rank A and abolish all forms of transit in Lumiose-except taxis!”
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andrés ignacio torres @andresitorresm.com · 16/10/2025
let’s gooo
Pokémon Legends: Z-A opening scenePokémon Legends: Z-A opening scene showing the player character in a train (screenshot)Pokémon Legends: Z-A opening scene showing the player character in a train station (screenshot)Pokémon Legends: Z-A title screen (screenshot)
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andrés ignacio torres @andresitorresm.com · 10/10/2025
wait who’s this guy and why can he wield the Monado?!
Screenshot from Xenoblade Chronicles. A new character appears and uses the Monado.Screenshot from Xenoblade Chronicles. A new character talking to Shulk.Screenshot from Xenoblade Chronicles. A new character appears and Shulk wielding the Monado.
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andrés ignacio torres @andresitorresm.com · 10/10/2025
having fun enjoying the background design around this suspended bridge on Xenoblade Chronicles
Screenshot of Xenoblade Chronicles. The party crosses a suspended bridge, and a set of waterfalls show up in the background.
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andrés ignacio torres @andresitorresm.com · 11/09/2025
Screenshot from the videogame Digimon Story: Cyber Sleuth: Hacker’s Memory. The character Erika says: “We treat cyberspace as this extension of reality in our day-to-day life. We don’t even know which is the «real» reality anymore.”
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andrés ignacio torres @andresitorresm.com · 10/09/2025
it’s poetry night at VPL! today’s focus: poetry in (and about) the city.
A photograph from a poetry event at Vancouver Public Library: “Urban Matters: Poetry in the City”. Daniela Elza is reading a poem.
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andrés ignacio torres @andresitorresm.com · 04/09/2025
while i wait for the next pokémon release, i might as well complete one of the digimon games in my backlog!
A screenshot of Digimon Story: Cyber Sleuth - Hacker’s Memory, showcasing the protagonist, Keisuke.
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andrés ignacio torres @andresitorresm.com · 01/08/2025
today's looking like a cool day!
A photograph of an auditorium and presentation during the FediCon 2025 opening message.
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andrés ignacio torres @andresitorresm.com · 19/07/2025
huh! wasn’t expecting a p!atd reference here
A screenshot of the A Space for the Unbound game. The main character is talking to a couple ladies outside a wedding. One of them is saying “What a shame the poor groom’s bride is a…”, which is a lyric from a Panic! At The Disco song.
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andrés ignacio torres @andresitorresm.com · 19/07/2025
just started A Space for the Unbound recently, it piqued my interest when browsing for games my public library had on their catalogue. so far, it feels very comfy and heartwarming!
Screenshot of “A Space for the Unbound”. Two high school students are sitting in a classroom talking to each other. Raya, a main character, is saying “I want to choose my future, not one the adults would find acceptable or beneficial.”
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andrés ignacio torres @andresitorresm.com · 21/06/2025
Nets are for fish;
Once you get the fish, you can forget the net.
Words are for meaning;
Once you get the meaning, you can forget the words

庄子(Zhuangzi), Chapter 26
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andrés ignacio torres @andresitorresm.com · 07/06/2025
on a night stroll!
screenshot of my character in animal crossing new horizons looking out to the sea. it’s night and the moon is up in the sky
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andrés ignacio torres @andresitorresm.com · 19/05/2025
missing magnamalo in monster hunter wilds >:(
Magnamalo, a Monster Hunter Rise enemy monster
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andrés ignacio torres @andresitorresm.com · 14/05/2025
well honestly i was speechless!
Two (digital) tickets for Lorde’s concert
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andrés ignacio torres @andresitorresm.com · 12/05/2025
also thinking of yesterday
a glass of blackberry yuzu cider
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andrés ignacio torres @andresitorresm.com · 12/05/2025
thinking of last week
photo of a very small water fall
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andrés ignacio torres @andresitorresm.com · 07/05/2025
Parnas implies that the term is used for glamour and not semantic content, asserting, 

"In short, automatic programming always has been a euphemism for programming with a higher-level language than was presently available to the programmer."

He argues, in essence, that in most cases it is the solution method, not the problem, whose specification has to be given.
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andrés ignacio torres @andresitorresm.com · 07/05/2025
Frederick P. Brooks, 1995.
“Automatic” programming. For almost 40 years, people have been anticipating and writing about “automatic programming”, the generation of a program for solving a problem from a statement of the problem specifications. Some people today write as if they expected this technology to provide the next breakthrough.
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andrés ignacio torres @andresitorresm.com · 02/04/2025
welcome back download play
Icon for the Nintendo DS download play feature
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andrés ignacio torres @andresitorresm.com · 26/03/2025
new esc key acquired
A Pikachu-themed keyboard key on the Esc slot. With a tail.
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andrés ignacio torres @andresitorresm.com · 14/03/2025
where are my FEEDS
Screenshot of the Bluesky feeds section, showing the default feeds (not the ones I had followed before) and telling me to follow 10 accounts (even though I already follow ~3K)
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andrés ignacio torres @andresitorresm.com · 08/03/2025
a nice cup of matcha to wake me up.
Photo of a matcha latte served at a cafeteria
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andrés ignacio torres @andresitorresm.com · 07/03/2025
A cropped screenshot of the Telegram app, with a new unread chat from “Andrés Torres” (supposedly, me) notifying me that “Andrés Torres joined Telegram”Screenshot of one of the final scenes of Annihilation (2018), where (spoilers) the protagonist meets an alien doppelgänger of herself.
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andrés ignacio torres @andresitorresm.com · 27/02/2025
waking up early for... work. uh. yeah, sure.
Screenshot of the Pokémon Presents livestream being held today at 6am PST, the real reason I woke up early.
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andrés ignacio torres @andresitorresm.com · 23/02/2025
me, 45 minutes ago: haha let's do a quick personal server update, what could go wrong personal server, ever since:
Screenshot of a "500 Internal Server Error" page
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andrés ignacio torres @andresitorresm.com · 11/02/2025
91.91 here
A screenshot of the DAT creativity test score, with a 91.91 score, "higher than 99.08% of the people who have completed this task". The words selected were: cathedral, arachnid, lacrosse, informatics, speakeasy, archduke, corruption (plus three words that were ignored for results).
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andrés ignacio torres @andresitorresm.com · 03/02/2025
hello from snowy vancouver!
A picture of Downtown Vancouver showing buildings covered in snow.
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