Andrea Thompson @andreathompson.bsky.social · 04/08/2026This isn't funny anymore.open.substack.comWelcome To America: Where Hoaxes, Satire, And 'Fake News' Seem To Predict The FutureSatire was meant to be an exaggeration. Now it's turned into a policy rough draft. 063
Andrea Thompson @andreathompson.bsky.social · 03/08/2026They’re counting on you to look away from the standard, “run-of-the-mill” deportations that are happening en masse across this country. The ones that get no press. The ones that don’t go viral. Don’t.crooksandliars.substack.comDeath By Deportation: The Silent ICE Killings No One Is CountingThe death toll is quietly rising behind the ICE deportation machine. 053
Andrea Thompson @andreathompson.bsky.social · 18/10/2025Watch Eric Trump Ramble About Being A "Good Boy" As Kaitlyn Collins Calls Him Out To His FACE Over DAMNING Hot Mic Moment 🔗⬇️resistancereport.orgWatch Eric Trump Ramble About Being A “Good Boy” After CNN’s Kaitlyn Collins Calls Him Out To His FACE Over DAMNING Hot Mic MomentCNN anchor Kaitlan Collins just called out Donald Trump’s middle son and Grifter-in-Chief, Eric Trump, straight to his face over President Trump’s recent discussion to arrange a phone c… 035
Andrea Thompson @andreathompson.bsky.social · 17/10/2025"I Plan To Sue!" : MAGA Customers Mad As Hell Over Trump Watch "SCAM" 🔗⬇️resistancereport.org“I Plan To Sue!” : MAGA Customers Mad As Hell Over Trump Watch “SCAM”It seems multiple MAGA customers have been left with empty wallets, naked wrists, and deeply offended sensibilities after they attempted to order one of Donald Trump’s overly pricey new watch… 122
Andrea Thompson @andreathompson.bsky.social · 17/10/2025MTG Just SLAMMED Mike Johnson And Donald Trump For Shutdown Failure 🔗⬇️resistancereport.orgMTG Just SLAMMED Mike Johnson And Donald Trump For Shutdown FailureThe world has gone so topsy-turvy upside down that even the likes of Marjorie Taylor Greene is starting to spit some sense and, frankly, that pisses me all the way off. Georgia’s biggest Blea… 000
Andrea Thompson @andreathompson.bsky.social · 17/10/2025"Including Jeffrey Epstein!": Rosie O'Donnell Just Spilled The Beans About Donald Trump's Wedding 🔗⬇️resistancereport.org“Including Jeffrey Epstein!”: Rosie O’Donnell Just Spilled The Beans About Donald Trump’s WeddingComedian and vocal Trump critic Rosie O’Donnell is spilling all the tea this week, with brand new details about Donald Trump’s 1993 wedding to his second wife, Marla Maples, including a hot s… 081
Andrea Thompson @andreathompson.bsky.social · 17/10/2025RFK Jr. Advisor Says This Medical Treatment Is "Likely Shortening [Trump's] Lifespan" 🔗⬇️resistancereport.orgRFK Jr. Advisor Says This Medical Treatment Is “Likely Shortening [Trump’s] Lifespan”One top aide to Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has gone public with his own theory as to what he believes is causing President Donald Trump’s alleged “dementi… 010
Andrea Thompson @andreathompson.bsky.social · 16/10/2025RNC Chair Dished Details On Donald Trump's Disgusting McDonald's Habits: "Hideous Franken-Burger" 🔗⬇️resistancereport.orgRNC Chair Dished Details On Donald Trump’s Disgusting McDonald’s Habits: “Hideous Franken-Burger”Our sensibilities were just graced with new details concerning Donald Trump’s disgusting fast food fixation that, frankly, I’m not sure anyone really wanted to know about. Republican Na… 000
Andrea Thompson @andreathompson.bsky.social · 16/10/2025Willy Wonka Screenwriter Just TORCHED Trump's "Gold Card" Stunt 🔗⬇️resistancereport.orgWilly Wonka Screenwriter Just TORCHED Trump’s “Gold Card” StuntThere is not a shred of doubt in my mind that Donald Trump’s “Gold Card” immigration stunt will one day go down in history books that our children and grandchildren will read in t… 011
Andrea Thompson @andreathompson.bsky.social · 15/10/2025Trump Reportedly Obsessed With WH Renovations, Keeps Wandering Off The Job To Give Tours And "Noodling Around" With 3D Models 🔗⬇️resistancereport.orgTrump Reportedly Obsessed With WH Renovations, Keeps Wandering Off The Job To Give Tours And “Noodling Around” With 3D ModelsAccording to disturbing new reporting, Donald Trump’s unhinged obsessions with renovation and remodeling basically every corner and crevice of the White House to fit his gold-plated MAGA drea… 010
Andrea Thompson @andreathompson.bsky.social · 15/10/2025Unearthed Invite Reveals Trump's $1M Per Head Mar-A-Lago Fundraiser On 17th Day Of Shutdown, Amid "No Kings" Protests 🔗⬇️resistancereport.orgUnearthed Invite Reveals Trump’s $1M Per Head Fundraiser At Mar-A-Lago On 17th Day Of Shutdown, Amid Nationwide “No Kings” ProtestsAs the US federal government is now in its 15th day of shutdown, with absolutely no conceivable end in sight, a newly unearthed invite now shows that President Donald Trump is slated to host a $1 m… 000
Andrea Thompson @andreathompson.bsky.social · 15/10/2025Trump And GOP In "Far Darker" Place Than They Will Admit, And There's "No Way" To Escape: Analyst 🔗⬇️resistancereport.orgTrump And GOP In “Far Darker” Place Than They Will Admit, And There’s “No Way” To Escape: AnalystAccording to one political strategist, US President Donald J. Trump and his Republican cronies are in a “far darker” place than they’re willing to publicly admit to, with “n… 000
Andrea Thompson @andreathompson.bsky.social · 15/10/2025Royal Expert Tells Disgraced Prince Andrew To "Leave The Country" Amid Bombshell New Epstein Revelation 🔗⬇️resistancereport.orgRoyal Expert Tells Disgraced Prince Andrew To “Leave The Country” Amid Bombshell New Epstein RevelationFollowing a bombshell new revelation connected to the infamous, now-deceased child rapist and sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein, Britain’s already disgraced Prince Andrew has reportedly been adv… 011
Andrea Thompson @andreathompson.bsky.social · 15/10/2025They really have millions of you convinced that immigrants and free school lunches are the problem. USE YOUR BRAINS! 010
Andrea Thompson @andreathompson.bsky.social · 14/10/2025Gavin Newsom Just ROASTED Donald Trump Over His Embarrassing Umbrella Struggle 🔗⬇️resistancereport.orgGavin Newsom Just ROASTED Donald Trump Over His Embarrassing Umbrella StruggleCalifornia Governor Gavin Newsom took his ruthless trolling of President Trump to a new level today, when he publicly mocked the 79-year-old president over his apparent inability to close an umbrel… 000
Andrea Thompson @andreathompson.bsky.social · 14/10/2025Watch J.D. Vance And George Stephanopoulos Go Toe-To-Toe In Dramatic Brawl Over Infamous FBI Bribery Scandal 🔗⬇️resistancereport.orgWatch J.D. Vance And George Stephanopoulos Go Toe-To-Toe In Dramatic Brawl Over Infamous FBI Bribery ScandalTrump Vice President J.D. Vance and ABC reporter George Stephanopoulos got into a bit of a proverbial pissing match during the vice president’s recent interview with the network, after Stepha… 000
Andrea Thompson @andreathompson.bsky.social · 14/10/2025Marjorie Taylor Greene Just TORCHED Trump's Tariffs And Corruption 🔗⬇️resistancereport.orgMarjorie Taylor Greene Just TORCHED Trump’s Tariffs And CorruptionYou know things have reached an all-time low when you’re sitting on our side of the political fence and you find yourself even mildly agreeing with something Marjorie Taylor Greene has to say… 110
Andrea Thompson @andreathompson.bsky.social · 13/10/2025Watch Trump's Face As Protesters Spoiled His Big Speech 🔗⬇️resistancereport.orgWatch Trump’s Face As Protesters Spoiled His Big SpeechThis morning, US President Donald Trump boarded Air Force One and departed for Jerusalem, where he delivered a big, self-congratulatory speech before the Knesset, the governing body of Israel, mark… 120
Andrea Thompson @andreathompson.bsky.social · 13/10/2025"I'm Not Heaven Bound": Even Trump Seems To Know He's Going To Hell 🔗⬇️resistancereport.org“I’m Not Heaven Bound”: Even Trump Seems To Know He’s Going To HellApparently, even Donald Trump himself knows where he’s headed when his days on this Earth are through — and it’s not “up.” This morning, US President Donald J. Trump boarded… 330
Andrea Thompson @andreathompson.bsky.social · 13/10/2025Trump's "Growing Inability To Form Thoughts" Is On Full Display As He Fails At Basic Math: Journalist 🔗⬇️resistancereport.orgTrump’s “Growing Inability To Form Thoughts” Is On Full Display As He Fails At Basic Math: JournalistTrump recently publicly touted his big, new deal that his administration has secured with a British drugmaker that’s aimed at lowering drug costs for American citizens by up to “1000%,&… 200
Andrea Thompson @andreathompson.bsky.social · 12/10/2025DOJ SCRAMBLING As Trump's And Officials' Social Media Posts Could Jeopardize Luigi Mangione Case 🔗⬇️resistancereport.orgDOJ SCRAMBLING As Trump’s And Officials’ Social Media Posts Could Jeopardize Luigi Mangione CaseFederal prosecutors on the case against Luigi Mangione are scrambling to do damage control in the wake of claims that public social media posts and statements made by US President Donald Trump, as … 132
Andrea Thompson @andreathompson.bsky.social · 12/10/2025"Physically Sick That I Voted This In": Conservative Influencer Publicly Turns On Trump 🔗⬇️resistancereport.org“Physically Sick That I Voted This In”: Conservative Influencer Publicly Turns On TrumpThe Conservatives have f*cked around and are now finding themselves firmly planted in the “find out” portion of events. A woman who goes by the name “ThePatrioticBlonde” on … 010
Andrea Thompson @andreathompson.bsky.social · 12/10/2025George Conway Says: Two Most "Important Words" From Trump's WH Physician Signal Something Is Going On Behind Closed Doors 🔗⬇️resistancereport.orgGeorge Conway Says: Two Most “Important Words” From Trump’s WH Physician Signal Something Is Going On Behind Closed DoorsYesterday, US President Donald Trump made a scheduled visit to Walter Reed Medical Center, where he visited with patients who were currently getting treatment at the military hospital and obtained … 120
Andrea Thompson @andreathompson.bsky.social · 11/10/2025Trump Posts Super WEIRD Late Night Brag Video Of Himself Set To Dr. Dre/Snoop Dogg Rap 🔗⬇️resistancereport.orgTrump Posts Super WEIRD Late Night Brag Video Of Himself Set To Dr. Dre/Snoop Dogg RapEvery single time I find myself thinking that Trump’s bullsh*t couldn’t possibly get any weirder, he manages to fly in on a broomstick screeching, “Hold my beer!” Late last … 000
Andrea Thompson @andreathompson.bsky.social · 11/10/2025MSNBC Calls Out Trump's Severely Declining Health After SECOND "Routine Yearly Checkup" Of The Year 🔗⬇️resistancereport.orgMSNBC Calls Out Trump’s Severely Declining Health After SECOND “Routine Yearly Checkup” Of The YearTrump paid another visit to Walter Reed Medical Center in Washington, D.C., for what the White House tried to play off as his “routine annual checkup,” combined with a little mee… 010
Andrea Thompson @andreathompson.bsky.social · 11/10/2025Charlie Kirk's Turning Point USA Group Announces Their Own Super Bowl Halftime Show To Rival Bad Bunny 🔗⬇️resistancereport.orgCharlie Kirk’s Turning Point USA Group Announces Their Own Super Bowl Halftime Show To Rival Bad BunnyA certain subset of Americans is having a really hard time processing the fact that a brown, Spanish-speaking man will be performing the Super Bowl halftime show this year — despite the fact that B… 020
Andrea Thompson @andreathompson.bsky.social · 11/10/2025This Is How Nobel Insiders Really Felt About Trump's Desperate Peace Prize Hopes 🔗⬇️resistancereport.orgThis Is How Nobel Insiders Really Felt About Trump’s Desperate Peace Prize HopesDonald Trump has been downright desperate for his own Nobel Peace Prize ever since President Barack Obama got one and he didn’t. However, according to a hilariously brutal new report from Fin… 000
Andrea Thompson @andreathompson.bsky.social · 10/10/2025Trump White House Is BIG MAD Over Nobel Peace Prize Snub 🔗⬇️resistancereport.orgTrump White House Is BIG MAD Over Nobel Peace Prize SnubIn case you hadn’t heard, Donald J. Trump did not win the Nobel Peace Prize today. I know. I know. Please try to quell your surprise to the best of your abilities. The highly respected and re… 031
Andrea Thompson @andreathompson.bsky.social · 10/10/2025Gavin Newsom Just Dropped DAMNING New Nickname For Pam Bondi She'll NEVER Escape 🔗⬇️resistancereport.orgGavin Newsom Just Dropped DAMNING New Nickname For Pam Bondi She’ll NEVER EscapeThe old saying goes, “If you can’t beat ’em, join ’em,” and California Governor Gavin Newsom took that to heart. It seems “America’s Favorite Governor̶… 011
Andrea Thompson @andreathompson.bsky.social · 09/10/2025FEMA Staff Threatened, Pressured To Rat Out Colleagues Who Anonymously Critized Trump: Insiders 🔗⬇️resistancereport.orgFEMA Staff Threatened, Pressured To Rat Out Colleagues Who Anonymously Critized Trump: InsidersAccording to a stomach-churning new report from Bloomberg today, high-ranking leadership officials within the Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) have now launched an all-out, threat-filled … 000
Andrea Thompson @andreathompson.bsky.social · 09/10/2025Elon Musk Loses Lawsuit, NYT Will Obtain His Gov't Security Info 🔗⬇️resistancereport.orgElon Musk Loses Lawsuit, NYT Will Obtain His Gov’t Security InfoElon Musk just can’t seem to escape the consequences of aligning himself with Donald J. Trump. According to Politico legal reporter Kyle Cheney, the New York Times has won its lawsuit, in whi… 021
Andrea Thompson @andreathompson.bsky.social · 08/10/2025Lawmaker Sounds Alarm: "Epstein Bomb About To Drop" 🔗⬇️resistancereport.orgLawmaker Sounds Alarm: “Epstein Bomb About To Drop”Since the very moment his 2024 election victory was confirmed, President Donald Trump has been fighting an uphill battle against the infamous Epstein Scandal and, more specifically, his involvement… 000
Andrea Thompson @andreathompson.bsky.social · 08/10/2025"War Ravaged" Portland Protesters Are Partying In Blow-Up Unicorn Suits 🔗⬇️resistancereport.org“War Ravaged” Portland Protesters Are Partying In Blow-Up Unicorn SuitsDonald Trump is desperate to enact full-blown Martial Law against any group of Americans who dare to publicly voice their disagreement with him in any way. The man is genuinely foaming at the mouth… 011
Andrea Thompson @andreathompson.bsky.social · 23/09/2025Make no mistake. This Tylenol farce is nothing more than yet another attempt to bring women to heel. Even our comfort is not safe. 010
Andrea Thompson @andreathompson.bsky.social · 22/09/2025Kirk did not "debate." He was a man in his 30s who made a living off of bullying college kids. 030
Andrea Thompson @andreathompson.bsky.social · 21/09/2025You are either anti-fascist, or you are fascist. There is no in-between, neutral ground on this one, guys. 051
Andrea Thompson @andreathompson.bsky.social · 02/08/2025Alarm Bells Are Blaring For Americans After Rand Paul Casually Suggests A Potential Third Trump Term 🔗⬇️resistancereport.orgAlarm Bells Are Blaring For Americans After Rand Paul Casually Suggests A Potential Third Trump TermAlarm bells are blaring for Americans across social media after Kentucky’s MAGA Republican Senator Rand Paul just casually suggested a third presidential term for Donald J. Trump. Trump himse… 010
Andrea Thompson @andreathompson.bsky.social · 01/08/2025"Everybody Hates Trump Now": Analyst Pinpoints Catastrophic Move That's Left POTUS Bleeding Support 🔗⬇️resistancereport.org“Everybody Hates Trump Now”: Analyst Pinpoints Catastrophic Move That’s Left POTUS Bleeding SupportDonald Trump is undeniably and absolutely bleeding support from his own base at every turn as a result of his administration’s catastrophic, ongoing handling of the infamous Epstein Scandal t… 010
Andrea Thompson @andreathompson.bsky.social · 31/07/2025DC Insider: Pam Bondi's Infamous Client List "Switcharoo" Will Almost Certainly Earn Her A Pink Slip From Donald Trump 🔗⬇️resistancereport.orgDC Insider: Pam Bondi’s Infamous Client List “Switcharoo” Will Almost Certainly Earn Her A Pink Slip From Donald TrumpUnited States Attorney General Pam Bondi’s now-infamous Epstein Client List “switcharoo” is almost undoubtedly going to cost her job in the end. Donald Trump just cannot seem to e… 120
Andrea Thompson @andreathompson.bsky.social · 31/07/2025"TOO LATE, TOO ANGRY, TOTAL LOSER!": Trump Blew A Gasket In Early Morning Truth Social Temper Tantrum 🔗⬇️resistancereport.org“TOO LATE, TOO ANGRY, TOTAL LOSER!”: Trump Blew A Gasket In Early Morning Truth Social Temper TantrumPresident Donald Trump was full-on blowing a gasket by 6 am this morning when he went after his newest Enemy Number One, Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell, in yet another absolutely unhinged, bli… 010
Andrea Thompson @andreathompson.bsky.social · 31/07/2025"Did Trump Just Confess?": Nat Sec Expert Has Questions And Theories Following Trump's Staggering Epstein Remarks 🔗⬇️resistancereport.org“Did Trump Just Confess?”: National Security Expert Has Questions And Theories Following Trump’s Staggering Epstein RemarksEarlier this week, President Donald Trump made rather unsettling comments regarding infamous, now-deceased child sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein, with whom Trump once boasted a long-standing and par… 010
Andrea Thompson @andreathompson.bsky.social · 29/07/2025Ghislaine Maxwell Has Laid Out Horrifying List Of Demands Before She Would Testify To Congress 🔗⬇️resistancereport.orgGhislaine Maxwell Has Laid Out Horrifying List Of Demands Before She Would Testify To CongressGhislaine Maxwell, the infamous associate of the now-deceased serial child rapist Jeffrey Epstein, has sent a list of stomach-churning demands to House Oversight Committee Chair James Comer (R-KY),… 011
Andrea Thompson @andreathompson.bsky.social · 29/07/2025Lauren Boebert's Son Charged With Child Abuse, Visted By CPS As Congresswoman Tries To Downplay Incident As "Miscommunication"resistancereport.orgLauren Boebert’s Son Charged With Child Abuse, Visted By CPS As Congresswoman Tries To Downplay Incident As “Miscommunication”Colorado Republican House Rep. Lauren Boebert has found herself back in the eye of public scrutiny after her 20-year-old son, the infamous Tyler Boebert, was formally charged with child abuse — an … 000
Andrea Thompson @andreathompson.bsky.social · 31/05/2025I'd rather be a "sensitive snowflake" for the REST of my life than whatever in the hell has happened to humanity at this point. 090
Andrea Thompson @andreathompson.bsky.social · 19/05/2025If you got married at a plantation, you would've BBQ'd at Auschwitz. I said what I said. 040
Andrea Thompson @andreathompson.bsky.social · 17/04/2025This. Is. NOT. What Jesus would do. I better NEVER see another "WWJD?" bracelet on anyone who willfully voted for this horrific, torturous, FACIST bullshit. Clearly, you couldn't give a damn less what Jesus would ACTUALLY do. Because it's not this. It is NOT THIS. 0102
Andrea Thompson @andreathompson.bsky.social · 17/04/2025The “All Lives Matter” crowd is leaving an innocent man to rot in an El Salvador prison. Irony is officially dead. 030
Andrea Thompson @andreathompson.bsky.social · 25/03/2025What divides this nation now is no longer political views. It's moral and ethical beliefs. 1195
