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@andreasthewise.bsky.social
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AuDHD | ABDL | Switch | Single 35 | M | Ace Pan | NSFW 🔞 Blank profiles will be blocked. Dayton, OH

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MoonKidMelly🌌📛 @melunnia.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
:D!!!
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Andreas @andreasthewise.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
TimTams, the Mountain Dew of snacks.
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Andreas @andreasthewise.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Thinking of him. I loved him so much it hurt whenever he was unhappy. Looked up his Telegram and last time it was active was January. Bio reads dead account. But I had to leave to protect my peace. He ticked a lot of boxes in what I wanted in a relationship. I hope he's happy and healthy.
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Andreas @andreasthewise.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
If you have to beg for attention. The relationship is not worth pursuing.
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Andreas @andreasthewise.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I'm done with holding a place for people who are never around.
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Andreas @andreasthewise.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Respect yourself, your time and your peace. Know when to move on.
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Reva The Scarf @fennecmedic.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Seek joy
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Andreas @andreasthewise.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
This was a lot more complicated than it needed to be.
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Andreas @andreasthewise.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Fight Unlawful Conduct and Keep Individuals and Communities Empowered 👍
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Andreas @andreasthewise.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Spotify going from "Hearts as Strong as Horses" from MLP to "Easy" from Hazbin Hotel.
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Andreas @andreasthewise.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Green Day's "Favorite Son" from the American Idiot B-side sounds like "Lazy Bones" from ¡Dos!.
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Andreas @andreasthewise.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
#AsToldByGinger Episode 7: Hello Stranger She drank the snake!
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Andreas @andreasthewise.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
#AsToldByGinger Episode 6: Dare I, Darren Brandon Higsby makes his debut played by Grey DeLisle. Another amazing VA from my childhood. Azula #AvatarTheLastAirbender Mandy #TheGrimAdventuresOfBillyAndMandy Sam #DannyPhantom Frankie #FostersHomeForImaginaryFriends Vicky #TheFairlyOddParents
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Andreas @andreasthewise.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
#AsToldByGinger Episode 5: Of Lice and Friends Dodie will do anything to become popular. 🙄
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Andreas @andreasthewise.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
#AsToldByGinger Episode 4: Sleep On It Claire Gripling, Courtney's mom, is voiced by Candi Milo. She's done a ton of stuff but what made me recognize her was that she uses the Nora Wakeman voice from My Life as a Teenage Robot.
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Andreas @andreasthewise.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
#AsToldByGinger Episode 3: Stealing First Mom, were you going to throw away this rotting cabbage? And if so can I have it to throw at a car? 🤣
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Andreas @andreasthewise.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
#AsToldByGinger Episode 2: Carl and Maude I forgot just how jealous Hoodsey was of Maude. Also forgot that Maude died so early. I thought that was later on. Courtney continues to be a bitch. She's supposed to be "How do the poor live?" kind of rich. I can't remember if she actually turned out good.
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Andreas @andreasthewise.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
#AsToldByGinger Episode 1 The Party Didn't realize that this was the first episode. I knew it was season 1, but thought it was a bit later. Blake Gripling is voiced by Kath Soucie (Phil and Lil in Rugrats) sounds like a posh version of Phil.
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Andreas @andreasthewise.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Recently came across a review of #AsToldByGinger and it made me realize that I probably only saw the first season and a half or so until I moved on to something else. I think it was mainly because I was only 8 or 9 when the show came out and the topics just didn't appeal to me. Well, time to binge.
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Andreas @andreasthewise.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Tanned Asshole Makes America Look Embarrassing #Trump #tamale
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Andreas @andreasthewise.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Everyone thinks they're so mature until the ketchup bottle sharts.
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Andreas @andreasthewise.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
🇧🇪!
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Andreas @andreasthewise.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Saw #KingdomComeDeliverance on GamePass and decided to give it a go. Fuck lockpicking! Stuck on trying to open the chest at Kunesh's
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Andreas @andreasthewise.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
If you can't handle me at my Milpool, you dont deserve me at my THRILLHO.
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Andreas @andreasthewise.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Life is cruel. I got a notification a day or so ago that a friend and his wife had finally given birth with their first child. I was at work at the time and said something like "Good for them. I'll reach out when I have the time." 1/2
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Andreas @andreasthewise.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
🇮🇪: There's a heatwave starting where temperatures could go as high as 30°C. 🇺🇸: Oh that's not very hot. I live in a desert in Arizona. 🇮🇪: Fuck you! You live in a desert. You don't make good choices. I dont value your opinion.
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Andreas @andreasthewise.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Undercover. #ABDL
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Andreas @andreasthewise.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
The eating of an orange is a lot like a good marriage. Just eat the damn oranges!
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Andreas @andreasthewise.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Star Wars I: The Rise of Skywalker II: Revenge of the Sith III: Attack of the Clones IV: Return of the Jedi V: The Force Awakens VI: The Last Jedi VII: The Empire Strikes Back VIII: A New Hope IX: The Phandom Menace
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Andreas @andreasthewise.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Embiggins? I never heard that word before I moved to Springfield. I don't know why. It's a perfectly cromulent word.
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Andreas @andreasthewise.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
The Legend of Aang; good but flawed. Many references fans will be happy to see. World building, character designs and voice acting are all good. The overall plot felt very cliche.
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Andreas @andreasthewise.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
The man who becomes difficult over small money, will never be trusted with big money. - Sheikh Zayed Al-Rahman
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amy forest @amyforest.pds.pub.moe · 31/03/2026
I got banned from twitter in 2023 for this drawing. They called it "violent speech". It had over 40K likes and too many comments for me to read before my ban, but I still see it floating around here and there. Save a copy, and use it freely. No attribution needed. Love u #transdayofvisibility #tdov
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Andreas @andreasthewise.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
It's buffering how cultish the United States is when I look back on my childhood. To be mentally beaten into submission by adults. "You must say this thing every morning as a unit or you hate your country."
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Zoinks! @paddedpossum.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
🎶I’m a little possum who’s safe in bed, Wagging my tail, nothin’ in my head! Your email won’t find me, Don’t care what’s “past due,” Just a lil pamper poss With nothing to do!! I’m a little possum, and that’s all I’ll be! A silly lil possum- I love being me!🎶
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Socks the Plushy ✡️ @rainbowsockscat.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Happy Asexual day to this meme I made to express my mental journey about it
Expanding brain meme

I might be asexual?

I think I'm demisexual

I'm on the ace spectrum

Gran Turismo 3 A-spec
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Andreas @andreasthewise.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Dizzy water and sweets; amazing!
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Andreas @andreasthewise.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
She was a carpenters dream, flat as a board and easy to screw.
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Andreas @andreasthewise.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I kicked a giant mouse in the butt! Do I have to draw ya a diagram?!
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Andreas @andreasthewise.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I'm tired of always having to be the strong one. I'm not asking for someone to necessarily be dominant. I just want to be venerable without judgment. #ABDL
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Andreas @andreasthewise.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
I'm Marge Simpson and even I'm against Family Come First. Now it's time to do some coke of the blade of a knife.
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Andreas @andreasthewise.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
I got a new friend! 💖
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Luz Lavorre @luzlavorre.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
PSA for Discord's new age verification! If you get hit by it and refuse to give them any ID or face scans as you should, here's a way to just... bypass it. Go to Settings - Family Centre and then just enter a date of birth that's 18+ It's really that simple. Give them nothing.
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Mr John Robertson @robbotron.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
🌍 World News 🌎 🇺🇸 “Epstein Files Are A HOAX” screams man repeatedly mentioned in the Epstein Files 🇬🇧 The Abuser Formerly Known As Prince arrested over connection to the Epstein Files 🇰🇷 Turns out you can just arrest people for attempting coups ⛷️ The Winter Olympics has been on! Did you notice?
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Andreas @andreasthewise.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
>Sees #Avowed on Game Pass >Watches trailer "It's first person and you want me to fight giant spiders... Nope!"
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Elyon113 @elyon113.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
I had better see a record number of reposts on this.
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Circe [Rat] @pankallisti.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
#nsfw Approach every new kink with wonder and whimsy. You may find something beautiful in it, and your fresh perspective could be invaluable!
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Andreas @andreasthewise.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
This is your reminder that even if you dont have someone this Valentines day, self love and self care is still important! 💖 #ABDL
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Andreas @andreasthewise.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Dinner.
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Andreas @andreasthewise.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Change time. Much sog. #wetdiaper
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