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Dame Andrea Jenkyns (Parody) @andreajenkyns.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

Red paint is surprisingly more expensive these days. I tried it with Asdas own-brand ketchup and mayonnaise but it rained a few hours later and no points for guessing what happened... Any ideas to help bring the costs down?

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Dame Andrea Jenkyns (Parody) @andreajenkyns.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

The red crosses are more of a + sign, so I'd say its Mathematics more than English, Neil.

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Jeremy Vine & Daytime on 5 @jeremyandstormon5.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

Scrap English lessons for foreign nationals? Many councils offer free English courses, but @andreajenkyns.bsky.social wants to scrap them in Lincolnshire. She says the £1 million would be better spent on locals. Would this be counterintuitive for integration? Or do Brits come first?

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Dame Andrea Jenkyns (Parody) @andreajenkyns.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

That's funny, my agent told me that was my EXACT demographic!

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Dame Andrea Jenkyns (Parody) @andreajenkyns.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

Making a racket for some people to make money is what I do best

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Dame Andrea Jenkyns (Parody) @andreajenkyns.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

As long as they're paying me I can look the other way. Now, who wants to see my next song?

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Dame Andrea Jenkyns (Parody) @andreajenkyns.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

Climate Change? Yeah pal it's called SEASONS Ice caps melting? Yeah pal that's what ice does when it's hot even in Antarctica in the summer

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Dame Andrea Jenkyns (Parody) @andreajenkyns.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

TOLERATE ME PLEASE JULES I HAVE SO MUCH MORE MOCKABLE THINGS I'M WAITING TO SAY

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Dame Andrea Jenkyns (Parody) @andreajenkyns.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

Buy it on iTunes on October 3rd, I'm coming for Taylor Swifts crown

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Dame Andrea Jenkyns (Parody) @andreajenkyns.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

She's the current Queen of England, roomey95

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Dame Andrea Jenkyns (Parody) @andreajenkyns.bsky.social · 04/05/2025

I'm coming for the woke lamp posts first like I failed to do in Morley

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Dame Andrea Jenkyns (Parody) @andreajenkyns.bsky.social · 04/05/2025

Literally nobody told me that else I wouldn't have bothered running... The Magna Carta is WOKE

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Dame Andrea Jenkyns (Parody) @andreajenkyns.bsky.social · 04/05/2025

Ugh does that mean I actually have to go to Lincoln? I'll give it a miss if so

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Dame Andrea Jenkyns (Parody) @andreajenkyns.bsky.social · 03/05/2025

uh, gimme a minute I'll think of something

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Dame Andrea Jenkyns (Parody) @andreajenkyns.bsky.social · 03/05/2025

Anyone know where I can buy a cheap tent while I wait for a house to come available in Lincolnshire?

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Dame Andrea Jenkyns (Parody) @andreajenkyns.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

I've been sucking carbon dioxide through a straw every night before bed for the past 6 years to prove my point. Is anyone else a little light headed?

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Dame Andrea Jenkyns (Parody) @andreajenkyns.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

Actually I live in Leeds - I mean Sean Matthews house - I mean Lincolnshire - I mean-

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Dame Andrea Jenkyns (Parody) @andreajenkyns.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

What about having TWO empty-headed Brexit dimwit Andrea Jenkyns? Checkmate Jeremy

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Dame Andrea Jenkyns (Parody) @andreajenkyns.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

Sorry Stuart I can't hear you over the roar of my Reform-mobile coming to a street near you

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Dame Andrea Jenkyns (Parody) @andreajenkyns.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

I stopped off at Lincolnshire in 2014 on my way to Hull in 2016 Andy, checkmate your move

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Dame Andrea Jenkyns (Parody) @andreajenkyns.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

I support Elon Musk going to Mars, and all the billionaires should get free tickets alongside him on the next test launch

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Dame Andrea Jenkyns (Parody) @andreajenkyns.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

With only 5 MPs, the company IS quite limited

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Pippa Crerar @pippacrerar.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

NEW: Former MP Andrea Jenkyns, who received a damehood in Boris Johnson's resignation honours, quits the Tory party for Reform, saying it was "not an easy decision" but "the truth is undeniable, the ship is sinking".

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