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AnderWolfe Farmstead and Forge

@anderwolfeforge.bsky.social
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We live on a small farmstead in the Cascade Foothills of Southwest Washington with 2 dogs, 2 cats, 2 goats and 13 chickens. We make tools and hardware for the kitchen, farmhouse, garden and barn, shaped by what we use in our day-to-day lives. AI allergic.

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AnderWolfe Farmstead and Forge @anderwolfeforge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm sure it read better in the original Russian.
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AnderWolfe Farmstead and Forge @anderwolfeforge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Why I'm finally giving Meta AI a chance in spite of virtually everything they've done from Zuckerberg's first post-date coding tantrum to the current day...stop laughing at me guys that's mean...I guess I just have a big heart and a trusting nature. www.axios.com/2026/09/28/m...
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Why I'm finally giving Meta AI a chance
After Meta's privacy pivot, I decided to give its AI a chance.
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AnderWolfe Farmstead and Forge @anderwolfeforge.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Turns out Big Brother looks like just another intrusive little shit. #FLOCK
A picture of Garret Langley, the CEO of Flock who doesn't like his photo being shared publicly so a bunch of people are sharing his photo publicly because screw him, if we don't get a choice, he shouldn't either.
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AnderWolfe Farmstead and Forge @anderwolfeforge.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I know you’re real because I helped you move a refrigerator back in (I think) the late 80s. Could have been the early 90s.
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AnderWolfe Farmstead and Forge @anderwolfeforge.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
One of the two best things about living in North Hollywood when I went to High School was being able to go to the LASFS house every Wednesday. The other was Henry’s Tacos.
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AnderWolfe Farmstead and Forge @anderwolfeforge.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Someone’s in her brat phase.
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AnderWolfe Farmstead and Forge @anderwolfeforge.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Sounds like a waste of a perfectly good wheel chair. Isn’t that what straight jackets are for?
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AnderWolfe Farmstead and Forge @anderwolfeforge.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I prefer Butlerian Jihadist.
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AnderWolfe Farmstead and Forge @anderwolfeforge.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I wish journalists took their profession as seriously as they expect the rest of us to.
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AnderWolfe Farmstead and Forge @anderwolfeforge.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Institutionalists should be institutionalized.
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AnderWolfe Farmstead and Forge @anderwolfeforge.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Okay, but hear me out on this: What if we all make the pledge and the bastard dies from asphyxiation?
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AnderWolfe Farmstead and Forge @anderwolfeforge.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The Emperor’s New Throng
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AnderWolfe Farmstead and Forge @anderwolfeforge.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Do people who say they got 0 lose the right to drive at night as a result of this?
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AnderWolfe Farmstead and Forge @anderwolfeforge.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It’s a seminal achievement, to be sure.
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AnderWolfe Farmstead and Forge @anderwolfeforge.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Ironically, orange lanterns are the ones powered by avarice.
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AnderWolfe Farmstead and Forge @anderwolfeforge.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
IT’S A COOKBOOK!
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AnderWolfe Farmstead and Forge @anderwolfeforge.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
What? No Allen wrench? He’s not going to have a clue how to proceed without an Allen wrench.
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AnderWolfe Farmstead and Forge @anderwolfeforge.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The police are a gang rich people hire to protect their shit from other gangs.
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AnderWolfe Farmstead and Forge @anderwolfeforge.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Well, he did promise a new Gelded Age.
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AnderWolfe Farmstead and Forge @anderwolfeforge.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
As someone who lives in her district, I think the number of people who voted for MGP can be counted on one finger. Everyone else voted against Joe Kent twice.
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AnderWolfe Farmstead and Forge @anderwolfeforge.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
As someone who lives in her district, I deeply resent having to legitimize genocide just so my “team” holds some advantage I haven’t seen reflected in reality.
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AnderWolfe Farmstead and Forge @anderwolfeforge.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Welcome to The Gelded Age.
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AnderWolfe Farmstead and Forge @anderwolfeforge.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I wish journalists took their profession as seriously as they expect us to.
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AnderWolfe Farmstead and Forge @anderwolfeforge.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Fool me once…
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AnderWolfe Farmstead and Forge @anderwolfeforge.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Clearest case of terminal Dennis Miller syndrome I’ve ever seen.
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AnderWolfe Farmstead and Forge @anderwolfeforge.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Did this have to be AI? I would have preferred sharpie on the back of a napkin.
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AnderWolfe Farmstead and Forge @anderwolfeforge.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Wait. Are you telling me that this isn’t Stephen Miller’s burner account? It sure sounded like him.
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AnderWolfe Farmstead and Forge @anderwolfeforge.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Eyes like a doll or a shark, portals into an empty room.
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AnderWolfe Farmstead and Forge @anderwolfeforge.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I think we owe King George III a bit of an apology.
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AnderWolfe Farmstead and Forge @anderwolfeforge.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
In Trump’s America, the salad tosses you.
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AnderWolfe Farmstead and Forge @anderwolfeforge.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Holy fuck, Fetterman makes Trump sound like a functional adult.
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AnderWolfe Farmstead and Forge @anderwolfeforge.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Would that there was a diagnosis for "mild" hack writing.
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AnderWolfe Farmstead and Forge @anderwolfeforge.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I don’t know if that’s San Francisco but it makes me miss San Francisco.
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AnderWolfe Farmstead and Forge @anderwolfeforge.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
AI;dr
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AnderWolfe Farmstead and Forge @anderwolfeforge.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Bill Maher is the Dennis Miller of Rob Schneiders.
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AnderWolfe Farmstead and Forge @anderwolfeforge.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Trumparrea.
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AnderWolfe Farmstead and Forge @anderwolfeforge.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I love the irony of using AI art to educate people about the inherent inequality in climate change. Very brave. Very avant-guard.
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AnderWolfe Farmstead and Forge @anderwolfeforge.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Purple is the new orange is the new black
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Roxine King @roxineking.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
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AnderWolfe Farmstead and Forge @anderwolfeforge.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Call me sentimental, but I’m going to miss free and fair elections.
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AnderWolfe Farmstead and Forge @anderwolfeforge.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
VARgentina
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AnderWolfe Farmstead and Forge @anderwolfeforge.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
This is the one, and only, acceptable use for generative AI.
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AnderWolfe Farmstead and Forge @anderwolfeforge.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Sneaking implies a measure of legitimacy in the bullshit we’re pulling. Please do better.
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AnderWolfe Farmstead and Forge @anderwolfeforge.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
It makes me so happy to see people being so freaking beautiful doing exactly what they are.
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AnderWolfe Farmstead and Forge @anderwolfeforge.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I get why this is especially bad right now, but you could have used the language in your post for pretty much every week for the past ONE AND A HALF FREAKING YEARS.
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AnderWolfe Farmstead and Forge @anderwolfeforge.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Hello, other shoe.
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AnderWolfe Farmstead and Forge @anderwolfeforge.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
We had been playing for about 6 months when Greyhawk came out.
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AnderWolfe Farmstead and Forge @anderwolfeforge.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Roses are red Violets are blue Harry Kane plays golf with pedophiles. #worldcup2026
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AnderWolfe Farmstead and Forge @anderwolfeforge.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
And just like that, Harry Kane is dead to me. #HarryKane #WorldCup #England
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Tom Bogert @tombogert.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Plenty of USMNT jerseys around including this custom one IMPEACH kit for Donald Trump. Trump at center of a World Cup controversy, calling Infantino in hopes of overturning Flo Balogun’s red card suspension. FIFA insists he didn’t have any influence. Hasn’t stopped Trump from taking credit today.
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