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Tanis Ancunín

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Tanis Ancunín @ancuninbrainrot.bsky.social · 7h
Can’t argue that assessment.
Which BG3 Character Are You? You are Shadowheart, the keeper of secrets. Guarded, dry and more loyal than she lets on. You keep your cards close, but once you trust someone, you're theirs. Mostly Shadowheart with a bit of Astarion. You'd clash with Halsin, because they'd tell you to slow down and breathe when you're in a hurry.
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Tanis Ancunín @ancuninbrainrot.bsky.social · 8h
She wanted sexy and risque and sequined, and I was like, "Okay girl, here you go."
A screencap from Dressmaker. The top of the dress is a criss-crossed bodice with teeny puff sleeves in orange, and the skirt is black sequins with matching orange frills off one side. It looks kinda like a showgirl outfit, if a showgirl were uncommonly modest about her legs.
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Tanis Ancunín @ancuninbrainrot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My first Dorothy attempt
A thoroughly hideous green plaid dress with green paisley sleeves and ruffles and approximately 900 feet of tassled trim. Various gewgaws are stuck haphazardly along it, in an attempt to be properly "eclectic." Be grateful you can't see the back.
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Tanis Ancunín @ancuninbrainrot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The worst SAT question in my spam folder
An email from Soda-Peak-Male-Perf subject line: Soda Peak: Discover the Horse Soda Trick Everyone's Talking About
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Tanis Ancunín @ancuninbrainrot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Agreed with most of the things in the thread, but this didn't fuckin help.
The Great Owl from the Secret of NIMH menaces an adorable mom mouse in a little cloak. He has giant glowing eyes, and four seconds before this, he'd crushed a goddamn nightmare spider as well.
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Tanis Ancunín @ancuninbrainrot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
post something random or youll have an awful october
A plush basket labeled "Emotional Support Ghosts" with 4 plush ghosties inside, one of whom is wearing cool sunglasses.
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Tanis Ancunín @ancuninbrainrot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The literal ONLY THING I could think of
A screencap from Youtube of a My Brother, My Brother, and Me animatic by geothebio about wizard swears. Griffin McElroy is in a wizard hat, looking in horror at a bean in his hand and the text, "I ate a jelly bean and it was period. I'm fucking out of wizard town." Link to video will be in comments.
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Tanis Ancunín @ancuninbrainrot.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Let's fuckin gooooo
A screencap of the cover of Emily Wilson's Crossing the Wine-Dark Sea, courtesy Libby
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Tanis Ancunín @ancuninbrainrot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A picture of a baby Muppet in a bonnet that has the subtitle, "Help."
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Tanis Ancunín @ancuninbrainrot.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Supportive spouse ftw
Text conversation between me and my husband 
Me: what if, and hear me out, I just disappeared into the woods
Husband: Forest Witch Wife
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Tanis Ancunín @ancuninbrainrot.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Hubs: I sleep better with the cats in here. Me: ...
A picture of a bed with a stick figure in it. A sticker of Eldest Cat has been placed in her traditional spots: in his arms, against his stomach, and behind his legs.A picture of a bed with a stick figure on it. A sticker of Eldest Cat has been placed in her traditional spots on me: in my ear, on my throat, on my chest, and between my legs.
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Tanis Ancunín @ancuninbrainrot.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Excuse YOU, we did NOT forget
A screencap from TV LINE: Tim Curry played a major role in a forgotten '80s Halloween TV movie. Pictured is Tim Curry as the Grand Wizard from The Worst Witch, wearing a truly fantastical lavender cape with a bat bowtie
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Tanis Ancunín @ancuninbrainrot.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Couple things about dragonborn 1. Why do I need a bra? Why do I even have tits? 2. I love that this game is like, "Oh sure, you can wear hats if you've got a bunch of horns and whatnot. This is what it's gonna look like, though." Respect that.
My awesome dragonborn Yasma stands in camp, wearing sensible trousers, and an inexplicable bra top that's scaled.Gale from BG3 tries to open a magically locked book while my dragonborn Yasma looks off into the distance beside him, an absolutely absurd helmet on her head.
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Tanis Ancunín @ancuninbrainrot.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Tanis Ancunín @ancuninbrainrot.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I'll be real, I don’t know that I could identify a Nevada accent.
Your dialect map, showing red areas throughout the US mainly in the West, indicating I'm most like someone from Nevada (51%)What gave you away answers that point most strongly to Nevada.
Roundabout, crawdad, Florida pronounced Flow-ri-da, and distinguishing icing as being thinner than frosting, white, and/or made with powdered sugar and milk or lemon juice
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Tanis Ancunín @ancuninbrainrot.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Madam, do you need assistance?
A gray striped tabby cat is slowly consumed by a gray beanbag chair. Only her sleepy face and front paws are visible.
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Tanis Ancunín @ancuninbrainrot.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
(In fairness I uh...already did. Um. Once the announcement dropped.)
A snip from Audible showing a preorder for Baldur’s Gate 3: Astarion purchased 4/24/26
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Tanis Ancunín @ancuninbrainrot.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
#blackcatappreciationday The late and great Boycat, who never understood personal space, and slept in my husband's arms every night like a teddy bear.
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Tanis Ancunín @ancuninbrainrot.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
My skills of an artist
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Tanis Ancunín @ancuninbrainrot.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
(For those of you in doubt)
An excerpt from The Truce At Bakura: "I will, Admiral. When I can." Luke reclined the floating repulsor chair and steadied it against the main light table's steel gray rim. An electronic whistle rang out from the hatchway behind him. Artoo-Detoo wasn't letting him out of photoreceptor range for thirty seconds. The blue-domed droid had to take the long way around. Eclipsing tiny blinking instrument lights, he rolled along the upper computer bank to a drop platform. There he downloaded himself, then rolled close to Luke's float chair before delivering a string of rebukes--probably from Too-Onebee. General Madine smirked behind his beard.
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Tanis Ancunín @ancuninbrainrot.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
A friend sent me a Neil video
A text message with an embedded TikTok from user TheAidacity featuring Neil Newbon and me replying, "Asddfjkl;
I mean
Normal sounds that are chill"
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Tanis Ancunín @ancuninbrainrot.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I had the hats long before I posted anything
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Tanis Ancunín @ancuninbrainrot.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Weird caterpillar-dog from 1987's House II: The Second Story, a film that I may well have hallucinated as a child.
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Tanis Ancunín @ancuninbrainrot.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
How was fascile NOT in their set???
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Tanis Ancunín @ancuninbrainrot.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
A fake 1950s book cover with a man in a suit and fedora pointing at a car engine. Text reads, "Everything I don’t like is communist: a book for weird, whiny bitches. 'This engine is Communist.'"
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Tanis Ancunín @ancuninbrainrot.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
A close-up of my lil guy
A papercraft skeleton with a sword.
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Tanis Ancunín @ancuninbrainrot.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I got my pre-order yesterday and I had to find a place for my wee Marrow (to save him from the cats)
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Tanis Ancunín @ancuninbrainrot.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I either need to look at my old screencaps more or less, lol. That is LITERALLY just Cardcaptor Sakura's book from when she transformed the Clow into Sakura cards. I recall giving an evil laugh when I noticed.
A shot of an item from BG3, a book called "A Guide to Avernus - One Hellish Holiday." The book in question is pink with an elaborate gold sigil on the cover and a lock and looks SO VERY MUCH like Cardcaptor Sakura's Clow Book.
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Tanis Ancunín @ancuninbrainrot.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
First screenshot!
A closeup of a stuffed Ogre's head in a basket at Lae'zel's tent in BG3
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Tanis Ancunín @ancuninbrainrot.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Taking a weenie dog for a walk like...
A rugged makn stands in front of a v. distressed looking possibly haunted barn with a leather cylindrical map case slung over his shoulder.
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Tanis Ancunín @ancuninbrainrot.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Welp!
A screencap from this trailer with the words, "A vulgar, horny and unspeakably heartwarming fable" by next best picture
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Tanis Ancunín @ancuninbrainrot.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
You know, a normal amount.
Steam screenshot showing 707.9 hours played on Baldur's Gate 3
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Tanis Ancunín @ancuninbrainrot.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
@piatpod.bsky.social Okay, I did laugh, but I absolutely didn't click
A screenshot of Podbean podcast player showing an ad for Top Christian Hits Now over a keyboard while the person is listening to The Scathing Atheist.
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Tanis Ancunín @ancuninbrainrot.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Good job (and hopefully good future job)
A gray tabby cat lies curled up on a red plaid blankets A tortie cat licks her nose from on top of a black nylon bag.
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Tanis Ancunín @ancuninbrainrot.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Seems legit
A screencap from gmail of an email from Alanr ealkersd with no subject, no body, and an attached Word document entitled ! I L L U K I I(
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Tanis Ancunín @ancuninbrainrot.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Hard choices.
Dragon Age companions sorted by be.
1. Varric 2. Zevran 3. The Iron Bull 4. Isabela 5. Anders 6. Shale 7. Bellarra 8. Dorian 9. Lucanis 10. Wynne
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Tanis Ancunín @ancuninbrainrot.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
A pudgy tortie cat naps on the back of a blue sofa.A gray striped cat lays curled up, her legs splayed in a way that doesn't actually seem possible
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Tanis Ancunín @ancuninbrainrot.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
A valentine heart with the text "nice dick as usual." This quote is from PornHub comments.
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Tanis Ancunín @ancuninbrainrot.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Vaporwave meme reading, "THE STRAIGHTS ARE NEVER OKAY"
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Tanis Ancunín @ancuninbrainrot.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
A vaporwave meme reading WHY ARE MEN???
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Tanis Ancunín @ancuninbrainrot.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I...what?
A screencap from Audible of recommendations:
Because you recently listened to Oz: The Complete Collection, it recommends The Illiad and The Odyssey by Homer and the Silmarillion by J.R.R. Tolkien
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Tanis Ancunín @ancuninbrainrot.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Without downloading new pics what is it like to date (and/or be married to) you?
A picture of Princess Leia from A New Hope with the text: My toxic trait is that I truly believe I could win a fight against anybody if I was mad enough. U might have strength and size but I have pure, unfiltered rage.A Tumblr post from wisedreamdelusion of a distressed, fuzzy baby bird with the text: GO TO THE HELL I DONT WAKE YET AND I DONT SLEEP WELLA picture of two baby wild pigs, one of which is gnawing on the other's hindquarters with the text: BITING YOU BITING YOU BITING YOU
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Tanis Ancunín @ancuninbrainrot.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
A bus with the marquee across the top reading "NO ?? ???????"
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Tanis Ancunín @ancuninbrainrot.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
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Tanis Ancunín @ancuninbrainrot.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Okay, not really what I was thinking about, but dad would LOVE a gargoyle.
A screenshot from Etsy, one item shown is a standard fake flower display of mixed colors. The other is a sick gargoyle statue.
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Tanis Ancunín @ancuninbrainrot.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
This is a cat checkpoint; relinquish your most recent cat picture on your phone
A fat tortie cat named Luna lays curled up on a couch next to my leg.
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Tanis Ancunín @ancuninbrainrot.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Madam, I need to get up.
A tabby cat loafs on my lap with her eyes closed, utterly indifferent to my need to get ready for bed.
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Tanis Ancunín @ancuninbrainrot.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
"Girl cats aren't cuddly," I can't sit down without Eldest Cat climbing aboard. She is on my lap my entire shift every day, and would sleep curled up next to me if I let them in while I tried to sleep. She's on my lap RIGHT NOW.
A picture of a tabby cat curled up on my chest.
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Tanis Ancunín @ancuninbrainrot.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Audible had a sale and ummmm???
A screenshot of 2 books classified as romance. One is The Hobbit by JRR Tolkien, and the other is Make or Break by EJ NoyesA screenshot of 2 books marked romance. One is Slaying the Shadow Prince (author name obscured, sorry), and the other is Watership Down by Richard Adams.
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Tanis Ancunín @ancuninbrainrot.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
A cartoon of Astarion from Baldur’s Gate with the word pansexual written across it, framed in a rainbow between his hands
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