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AncientMuse 🚀🇨🇦🔭

@ancientmuse.bsky.social
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A happily retired Gen-X • sci-fi geek • avid cinephile • cozy gamer • connoisseur of the culinary arts • animal lover • and your friendly neighbourhood tree hugger "The more people I meet, the more I love my cat." ~ some unknown introvert

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AncientMuse 🚀🇨🇦🔭 @ancientmuse.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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AncientMuse 🚀🇨🇦🔭 @ancientmuse.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Shovelling the driveway in -35C temps. And surviving it to do it again three days later.
Canada:  Where cleaning the driveway is an Olympic event.
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AncientMuse 🚀🇨🇦🔭 @ancientmuse.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Trade for me, but not for thee. 🙄
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AncientMuse 🚀🇨🇦🔭 @ancientmuse.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
How long will it take before the world finally realizes that putting everything on a 24/7 internet connected cloud server was a really stupid decision....?
Laugh all you want, but the information on those floppy discs can't be hacked from half a world away.
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AncientMuse 🚀🇨🇦🔭 @ancientmuse.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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AncientMuse 🚀🇨🇦🔭 @ancientmuse.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
State TV
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AncientMuse 🚀🇨🇦🔭 @ancientmuse.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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AncientMuse 🚀🇨🇦🔭 @ancientmuse.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It's exhausting just living next door. I can't even imagine the neverending 24/7 news coverage for you guys down there.... On every tv channel, on every radio station, in every newspaper, ugh.☹️
I just can't anymore.
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AncientMuse 🚀🇨🇦🔭 @ancientmuse.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Why won't anyone play with me? Wahhhhhh!
Wahhhhhh!
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AncientMuse 🚀🇨🇦🔭 @ancientmuse.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Fox News:  
Please stand by... while we figure out how to blame this on Biden.
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AncientMuse 🚀🇨🇦🔭 @ancientmuse.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Meow!
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AncientMuse 🚀🇨🇦🔭 @ancientmuse.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
When you accidentally wash your KKK robe with your MAGA hat.
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AncientMuse 🚀🇨🇦🔭 @ancientmuse.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Oh Skippy Skippy Skippy....
Got beat.
Stole a seat.
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AncientMuse 🚀🇨🇦🔭 @ancientmuse.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Sorry, not sorry.
The Canadian middle finger.
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AncientMuse 🚀🇨🇦🔭 @ancientmuse.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Keep calm and Carney on, Canada!
Stronger together.
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AncientMuse 🚀🇨🇦🔭 @ancientmuse.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The US is on the verge of bankruptcy and 🍊💩 is panic-posting on Truth Social, playing the blame game. He's made the economy so unstable, countries are pulling their gold, and leery of buying future US bonds. No bonds, no ability to pay the interest on their $40 trillion debt. Elbows up.
Fuck Trump. 
Elbows up, Canada!
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AncientMuse 🚀🇨🇦🔭 @ancientmuse.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Gargle
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AncientMuse 🚀🇨🇦🔭 @ancientmuse.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Amen brother!
Stronger together.
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AncientMuse 🚀🇨🇦🔭 @ancientmuse.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Once an Epstein pole dancing stripper, always an Epstein pole dancing stripper.
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AncientMuse 🚀🇨🇦🔭 @ancientmuse.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Well said, sir! Well said indeed.
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AncientMuse 🚀🇨🇦🔭 @ancientmuse.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Thank you for not capitulating to the USA's extortion attempts. 💪🇨🇦
I'm still only buying Canadian.
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AncientMuse 🚀🇨🇦🔭 @ancientmuse.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Oh Canada!
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AncientMuse 🚀🇨🇦🔭 @ancientmuse.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Two things Trump attempted at the last minute: 1) He tried to take away our ability to trade with other countries. 2) He refused to recognize our multi-language policies on retail goods being sold on Canadian shelves. ... so Carney pulled it. Elbows up my fellow Canadians! Stronger together!
Elbows up!
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AncientMuse 🚀🇨🇦🔭 @ancientmuse.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
To quote Wab Kinew: "You can't get a good deal with a bad person."
Hey Orange Epstein:  Trade on this, and rotate!
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AncientMuse 🚀🇨🇦🔭 @ancientmuse.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Buying Canadian first and foremost, isn't a temporary thing for me.... it's a permanent way of life.
Still only buying Canadian.
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AncientMuse 🚀🇨🇦🔭 @ancientmuse.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
And this is why any 'negotiating' over a free trade deal with the USA is an exercise in futility. It's a good thing I'm not the PM of Canada, because I would've burned that damn piece of paper months ago and told Orange Epstein to shove it up his ass. Put USA booze back on the shelves? Pfft....
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AncientMuse 🚀🇨🇦🔭 @ancientmuse.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Presidents Bush Jr, Obama, and Biden.... all said "no" to Netanyahu's war plans for Iran. Trump was the only one dumb enough to say "yes". Iran handed him his ass on a plate without even breaking into a sweat. .... and the whole world knows it too.
It was the fuck around of times,
It was the find out of times.
FAFO
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AncientMuse 🚀🇨🇦🔭 @ancientmuse.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
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AncientMuse 🚀🇨🇦🔭 @ancientmuse.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Fuck off
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AncientMuse 🚀🇨🇦🔭 @ancientmuse.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
I guess Canada could get our wildfires under control a little faster if we brought home the CDN firefighters that are helping fight wildfires in the USA right now.
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AncientMuse 🚀🇨🇦🔭 @ancientmuse.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Make Algae Great Again.
Pantone colour of the year: American Flag 'Blue'
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AncientMuse 🚀🇨🇦🔭 @ancientmuse.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I pity every person who has to shake that festering, rotting hand of his.... 🤢
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AncientMuse 🚀🇨🇦🔭 @ancientmuse.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Rent free.
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AncientMuse 🚀🇨🇦🔭 @ancientmuse.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Rent free.
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AncientMuse 🚀🇨🇦🔭 @ancientmuse.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
This is not the win MAGA thinks it is. China has made deals with numerous other countries to manufacture and sell their cars worldwide... they don't need the US to buy their vehicles. They're plan is to 'breed' out the inferior US automakers by way of proxy. The art of the deal....
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AncientMuse 🚀🇨🇦🔭 @ancientmuse.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
While Trump looks over the graves of dead soldiers, he says to them: 
"Thank me for my service."
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AncientMuse 🚀🇨🇦🔭 @ancientmuse.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
They're trying to bring Jim Crow back into action. Unbelievably sickening.... 🤬
USA in Distress.
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AncientMuse 🚀🇨🇦🔭 @ancientmuse.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Muscle memory is a helluva thing, comrade....
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AncientMuse 🚀🇨🇦🔭 @ancientmuse.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
It was the fuck around of times.
It was the find out of times.
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AncientMuse 🚀🇨🇦🔭 @ancientmuse.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Oh look everyone! The abusers are blaming the victim. Shocker! 😐
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AncientMuse 🚀🇨🇦🔭 @ancientmuse.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
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AncientMuse 🚀🇨🇦🔭 @ancientmuse.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Political bribes being used build a ballroom. Meanwhile.....
Feeding soldiers on active duty what looks like the sole of a shoe and a small pile of shit.
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AncientMuse 🚀🇨🇦🔭 @ancientmuse.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
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AncientMuse 🚀🇨🇦🔭 @ancientmuse.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
W....T....F....?!
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AncientMuse 🚀🇨🇦🔭 @ancientmuse.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Xi is reading Trump's "The Art of the Deal" and laughing to the point of tears.
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AncientMuse 🚀🇨🇦🔭 @ancientmuse.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
So disgusting that the Psychotic Trump Shitshow™ is completely bulldozing over all of these joyous memorable moments coming from the Artemis II Thank you to the entire team operating this mission, both on the ground and in space. ❤️
Beautiful 'earthrise' from the far side of the moon.
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AncientMuse 🚀🇨🇦🔭 @ancientmuse.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Festering Bawbag
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AncientMuse 🚀🇨🇦🔭 @ancientmuse.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Is he dead yet?
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AncientMuse 🚀🇨🇦🔭 @ancientmuse.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
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AncientMuse 🚀🇨🇦🔭 @ancientmuse.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
No worries. Kegsbreath will be told to fall on his sword and Trump will claim the drunkard acted on his own. Iran will accept said 'apology' and Obama's peace deal will be renamed the TIRPD (Trump Iranian Peace Deal). ... and Trump will save us all from imminent death. Again. Hallelujah.
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