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ʙᴇᴛʜ sᴀɴᴄʜᴇᴢ @thespacehalf.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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+weapon, racking it to ensure there was a round in the chamber, and letting his neural lace interface with the gun to perform any last-minute technical checks in the meantime.
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𝑮𝒐𝒓𝒅𝒐𝒏 𝑲𝒍𝒆𝒊𝒏𝒆𝒓 @ancient-tourguide.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
+easier with the Gen 3 version?" He was just making small talk as the Pelican dipped slightly, beginning its final descent towards the ground. As he waited for Henry's reply, he figured he'd also perform a final weapons check, placing the butt of his shotgun against his thigh and inspecting the+
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𝑮𝒐𝒓𝒅𝒐𝒏 𝑲𝒍𝒆𝒊𝒏𝒆𝒓 @ancient-tourguide.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
With a light chuckle and a nod of his head, Gordon responded with, "Those few seconds sure would come in handy sometimes... those Armigers are bastards, huh?" He nodded a bit as Henry spoke about the maintenance. "I can imagine it... certainly LOOKS high maintenance. You know if that got any+
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𝑮𝒐𝒓𝒅𝒐𝒏 𝑲𝒍𝒆𝒊𝒏𝒆𝒓 @ancient-tourguide.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I know what I'm doing! Mostly... I mean that's why we go on missions to these places, to learn about them. We're not trying to destroy anything. Aside from that one time in '52, but that was a last-resort scenario.
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𝑮𝒐𝒓𝒅𝒐𝒏 𝑲𝒍𝒆𝒊𝒏𝒆𝒓 @ancient-tourguide.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
// Probably his name This OC started as "let's transplant Gordon Freeman into the Halo universe" and while his finalized lore is not necessarily that, his name (and faceclaim) is a glaring reminder and sometimes I'm kind of embarrassed about that lmao
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𝑮𝒐𝒓𝒅𝒐𝒏 𝑲𝒍𝒆𝒊𝒏𝒆𝒓 @ancient-tourguide.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
You're acting like not liking them on the grounds of "they try to kill me every time I see them" is unreasonable.
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𝑮𝒐𝒓𝒅𝒐𝒏 𝑲𝒍𝒆𝒊𝒏𝒆𝒓 @ancient-tourguide.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Well I don't go there unless my orders tell me to. No matter how much I beg my superiors to give me a little leeway...
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𝑮𝒐𝒓𝒅𝒐𝒏 𝑲𝒍𝒆𝒊𝒏𝒆𝒓 @ancient-tourguide.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
So don't walk through the front door of a Forerunner facility?
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𝑮𝒐𝒓𝒅𝒐𝒏 𝑲𝒍𝒆𝒊𝒏𝒆𝒓 @ancient-tourguide.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
They keep shooting at me, that's what's wrong with them.
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𝑮𝒐𝒓𝒅𝒐𝒏 𝑲𝒍𝒆𝒊𝒏𝒆𝒓 @ancient-tourguide.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Gordon is fascinated with Forerunner technology. Except for these things. These things suck and he hates them.
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𝑮𝒐𝒓𝒅𝒐𝒏 𝑲𝒍𝒆𝒊𝒏𝒆𝒓 @ancient-tourguide.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
His dream is to visit a Halo Ring. He feels like those structures are just... magnificent...
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𝑮𝒐𝒓𝒅𝒐𝒏 𝑲𝒍𝒆𝒊𝒏𝒆𝒓 @ancient-tourguide.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
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Eggman: I Miss My Wife, Tails
ALT: Eggman: I Miss My Wife, Tails
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𝑮𝒐𝒓𝒅𝒐𝒏 𝑲𝒍𝒆𝒊𝒏𝒆𝒓 @ancient-tourguide.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
He's feeling real homesick right about now. Being away from his family has always been rough, but these past few months have been EXTRA tough.
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𝑮𝒐𝒓𝒅𝒐𝒏 𝑲𝒍𝒆𝒊𝒏𝒆𝒓 @ancient-tourguide.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Every now and then he likes to pop into one of the (non-biohazardous) science labs just to see what they're up to. Gives him a chance to learn something new, if what they're doing isn't classified above his clearance level.
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𝑮𝒐𝒓𝒅𝒐𝒏 𝑲𝒍𝒆𝒊𝒏𝒆𝒓 @ancient-tourguide.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
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Eggman: I Miss My Wife, Tails
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𝑮𝒐𝒓𝒅𝒐𝒏 𝑲𝒍𝒆𝒊𝒏𝒆𝒓 @ancient-tourguide.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
+run into his fair bit of CBRN-compromised areas. Gordon nodded in Roosevelt's direction. "You've got a pretty interesting setup yourself. Prefect, right?"
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+the mission brief, looking towards him, smirking just a bit beneath his helmet. "HAZMAT-class," he said. "You never know what to expect in these facilities, and this armor is pretty good at keeping the bad stuff out when you need it to." He was speaking from experience there. In the past, he had+
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+the same. They were fascinating... and had made up basically his entire life for the past decade plus. He went over the details of the sub-terranean scans a few times, head tilting slightly in the direction of the cockpit when the pilot spoke. When the Spartan across from him spoke up, he closed+
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𝑮𝒐𝒓𝒅𝒐𝒏 𝑲𝒍𝒆𝒊𝒏𝒆𝒓 @ancient-tourguide.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Gordon Kleiner was going over his mission notes on his HUD, staring in no direction in particular as he did so. He always made sure to do it before they were boots on the ground. It was his "pre-mission ritual" if you will. No matter how many Forerunner facilities he's been in, no two seemed to be+
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+mess. Have to be sparing with it now though, cuz... y'know, space dictator AI and all that."
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Hey, he gets it. He wanted to get his PhD before joining the Navy, and once you're on that path coffee just kind of becomes part of your bloodstream. "Yeah, I tend to get my own brew delivered in supply runs," he says, swirling his coffee around. "Not a big fan of that standard-issue stuff in the+
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He's on his sixth. His tolerance is far too high, and it's not just the augments.
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𝑮𝒐𝒓𝒅𝒐𝒏 𝑲𝒍𝒆𝒊𝒏𝒆𝒓 @ancient-tourguide.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Today seems like a "Flood sim" kind of day. He's never encountered the parasite before, but you can never be too sure, especially with his line of work.
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𝑮𝒐𝒓𝒅𝒐𝒏 𝑲𝒍𝒆𝒊𝒏𝒆𝒓 @ancient-tourguide.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
// Hopefully y'all are ready for that to be the only Spartan Saturday for Gordon like... ever lmfao Not a lot of good material for his faceclaim--
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𝑮𝒐𝒓𝒅𝒐𝒏 𝑲𝒍𝒆𝒊𝒏𝒆𝒓 @ancient-tourguide.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Enjoying time in recreational sims is a great form of self care for him. Gives him an opportunity to revisit some places on Earth he hasn't been to in a while. Hopefully he gets to go back home soon. #SpartanSaturday
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𝑮𝒐𝒓𝒅𝒐𝒏 𝑲𝒍𝒆𝒊𝒏𝒆𝒓 @ancient-tourguide.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
He's dead. Unless the Infinity employs Jesus there is no medic that can save him now.
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𝑮𝒐𝒓𝒅𝒐𝒏 𝑲𝒍𝒆𝒊𝒏𝒆𝒓 @ancient-tourguide.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Still laying in this position
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𝖯𝖾𝗍𝖾𝗋 𝖧𝖺𝗒𝖾𝗌 @hydracomms.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
𝕬𝖑𝖑 𝖔𝖓 𝖆 𝖘𝖕𝖆𝖈𝖊𝖘𝖍𝖎𝖕 𝖕𝖊𝖗𝖘𝖊𝖛𝖊𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖌, 𝖚𝖘𝖊 𝖒𝖞 𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖘 𝖋𝖔𝖗 𝖆𝖓𝖞𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖇𝖚𝖙 𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖊𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖌! {Halo/MV RP} -Spartan IV OC- -Communications Specialist- -Hydra-3- {Muse/Mun 21+} -18+/MDNI- {More Info Below}
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Roscoe Thelonius Striker @firstinthebreach.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
"You wanna live? Get off the beach!" #HaloRP OC- Marine: Roscoe Thelonius Striker More info below!
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*Suffocates immediately*
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𝑮𝒐𝒓𝒅𝒐𝒏 𝑲𝒍𝒆𝒊𝒏𝒆𝒓 @ancient-tourguide.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
That wasn't what I was implying?
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𝑮𝒐𝒓𝒅𝒐𝒏 𝑲𝒍𝒆𝒊𝒏𝒆𝒓 @ancient-tourguide.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I only know about this situation through you, you can't not give me all the information and then be surprised when I ask follow-up questions. Just because the tube wasn't actively overflowing doesn't mean it was fixed. Could've been shut off and awaiting repairs for all I knew.
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𝑮𝒐𝒓𝒅𝒐𝒏 𝑲𝒍𝒆𝒊𝒏𝒆𝒓 @ancient-tourguide.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
No such thing as a stupid question, kid.
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𝑮𝒐𝒓𝒅𝒐𝒏 𝑲𝒍𝒆𝒊𝒏𝒆𝒓 @ancient-tourguide.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I'm just asking a question.
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𝑮𝒐𝒓𝒅𝒐𝒏 𝑲𝒍𝒆𝒊𝒏𝒆𝒓 @ancient-tourguide.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I was going to be a physicist before I joined the Navy. Being literal is part of my deal. Is it at least fixed now?
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𝑮𝒐𝒓𝒅𝒐𝒏 𝑲𝒍𝒆𝒊𝒏𝒆𝒓 @ancient-tourguide.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Also I don't know how experiments on alcohol can be "unethical," alcohol isn't a living thing but that's besides the point.
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𝑮𝒐𝒓𝒅𝒐𝒏 𝑲𝒍𝒆𝒊𝒏𝒆𝒓 @ancient-tourguide.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
What "unethical science shit" did you do, exactly?
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Currently working on a crossword puzzle as he drinking his coffee. All that's missing is the view from his porch back home.
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He's rewatching the last holo he got from his wife and son before reporting to the armor bay. It's been too long since he's been back home.
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𝑮𝒐𝒓𝒅𝒐𝒏 𝑲𝒍𝒆𝒊𝒏𝒆𝒓 @ancient-tourguide.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
FC: Bernhard Forcher
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This portrayal primarily takes place between Halo 5: Guardians and Halo Infinite. Individual RPs/events/solos can take place during or before Halo 5: Guardians, or during or after Halo Infinite.
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Spartan Gordon Kleiner
Name: Gordon Xavier Kleiner DOB: December 18th, 2519 Place of Birth: Massachusetts, Earth Rank: Lieutenant Junior Grade, Spartan Branch: Navy (formerly), Spartan Specialization: Military Police Height...
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Oh boy, he's off-duty, now he gets to indulge in his favorite hobby! Reading scientific papers!
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Casper He/Him 21+ CST
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{Mun Info}
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{Muse info}
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