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Anathaeum @anathaeum.com · 19/09/2026
More vintage cube! Went 1-1 with a kind of middling reanimator deck. Unfortunately, I had to bounce early to catch a train. First time ever drafting Black Lotus, though... 👀
A vintage cube draft deck: Sultai reanimator, featuring Black Lotus, Chrome Mox, Mana Crypt, Timetwister, and Iona, Shield of Emeria.A proxy of Thoughtseize, featuring a simple pen sketch of a person's head surrounded by darkness. Black tendrils emerge from their eyes.A proxy of Grist, the Hunger Tide, featuring a simple pen sketch of a fly. It's surrounded by hearts and the written text  "kawaii~" and "doki doki".A simple pen sketch of a 1/1 white Cat creature token. It's named "Chain-smoking Cat" and features a fat, sad cat smoking a cigarette. An arrow points to it labelled with the text "full of tar".
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Anathaeum @anathaeum.com · 10/08/2026
They couldn't be bothered to write anything for Legacy/Vintage? That's so incredibly funny, especially given the last dozen articles seemed to be months (sometimes years) out of date... Good changes for Standard, but not having *anything* in writing for Legacy/Vintage is really disappointing.
A screenshot of the August 10th 2026 B&R update, focusing on the Legacy/Vintage sections. The entirety of their articles simply say along the lines of "The Fantasticar is banned/restricted, we'll talk about this later."
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Anathaeum @anathaeum.com · 07/08/2026
Two Hobbit prereleases later - 'twas good fun, but probably not a set I'd be interested in drafting. Ended up with a 1st place flawless 3-0 for first place running BUG landfall, followed by a 4th place 2-1 with BG good-stuff.
MTG The Hobbit prerelease deck. BUG landfall, featuring mythics Gollum and Bilbo.MTG The Hobbit prerelease deck. BG good stuff, featuring mythic Gollum and splashing white for An Unexpected Party.
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Anathaeum @anathaeum.com · 06/08/2026
Oh.
A screenshot of deltarune.com/7b with all text highlighted. Hidden text reading "Same time as 7." is made visible.
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Anathaeum @anathaeum.com · 28/07/2026
Got to play some more vintage cube this weekend - ended up going 2-1 with a kinda-okay bant control/value deck with Nadu combo + Thoracle, and Natural Order + Craterhoof. Got to draw two more cards for my efforts! 😊
An MTG vintage cube deck in blue, green and white. Notable cards include Gleemox, Mox Sapphire, Nadu, Lightning Greaves, Craterhoof Behemoth, Natural Order, and Thassa's Oracle. All cards are proxied and missing their artwork.Hand drawn art for two proxied MTG vintage cube cards. Lightning Greaves is a pen sketch of Among Us drip; and Jace, the Mind Sculptor is a pen sketch of a close-up of Jace's face beneath their hood.
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Anathaeum @anathaeum.com · 19/07/2026
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Anathaeum @anathaeum.com · 13/06/2026
Got to play vintage cube with some old friends and new faces today! Went 2-1 with a sweet UB reanimator deck (really should have had Iona in the main). Reward for winning was getting to draw card art - made sure to add some fun sketches to the cube!
A vintage cube draft deck. Dimir reanimator featuring Atraxa, Vaultborn Tyrant, Animate Dead, Exhume, and Ancestral Recall.An artless proxied Smuggler's Copter. The user has sketched the Fortnite battle bus into the frame.An artless proxied Ancestral Recall. The user has sketched Pot of Greed into the frame.
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Anathaeum @anathaeum.com · 11/06/2026
Now here's a route with some chest hair!
An edit of a Futurama where Kif displays a route map and Zap Brannigan scribbles a new route over it in pen, except the background and displayed map have been changed to be the submarine and map from Iron Lung respectively.
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Anathaeum @anathaeum.com · 10/06/2026
The Nine wanted you to have this, Guardian.
An edit of Xûr offering the viewer a letter L covered in Taken goop. It's a Taken L.
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Anathaeum @anathaeum.com · 10/06/2026
Hrngh. A honse.
A blurry image of the Drifter looking at a horse in the realms of the Nine. The horse is contorted to be exceptionally chubby and stumpy. The caption is edited to read "A honse."
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Anathaeum @anathaeum.com · 10/06/2026
You're telling me a shrimp fried this rice?
An edit of Oryx offering a bowl of shrimp-fried rice, with text reading "¿Quieres?"
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Anathaeum @anathaeum.com · 10/06/2026
It's crazy how frequently useful this image came in handy.
A raid strategy guide image for Atheon in the Vault of Glass raid, featuring a simple illustration of the six numbered oracles surrounded Atheon, which is replaced with an MS Paint doodle of the final boss of Scourge of the Past with a tiny penis.
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Anathaeum @anathaeum.com · 10/06/2026
An edit of an untextured prototype Asher Mir model, slowly disintegrating Thanos-snap-style. XYZ coordinates and a faded copy of the model look in in the background.
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Anathaeum @anathaeum.com · 10/06/2026
An edit of the "do you think Margaret Thatcher had girl power" meme, but with Ghost asking Variks whether he thinks Eramis has girl power. The last panel is altered to ask "Do you think she effectively utilized girl power by murdering hundreds at Twilight Gap, launched a raid on the Tower to steal SIVA, intentionally mislead the Eliksni into rallying on Europa, enter a pyramid with the intention on using the Darkness, attempt to kill her followers to prevent any questions, open up an ancient Vex gate to intentionally kill off half of her followers, and nearly killing me and the one person who saved you?"
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Anathaeum @anathaeum.com · 10/06/2026
An edit of the 'The Devil Wears Prada' scene wherein two people ask a third whether she's asking the Chanel boots. Instead, a Hunter and a Warlock ask another Hunter if she's wearing the ST0MP-EE5.
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Anathaeum @anathaeum.com · 30/05/2026
A dozen vintage cubes in and I've FINALLY drafted power. An almost-perfect 3-0.
A powered vintage cube draft deck: Dimir reanimator featuring Metamorphosis Fanatic and Archon of Cruelty, with a white and red splash for Forth Eorlingas! There's a tonne of fixing in triomes and fetches; plus Mox Jet, Mana Crypt and Mox Diamond.
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Anathaeum @anathaeum.com · 13/04/2026
Here's that same grid, but if I'm allowed repeats.
A grid of video games, each with labels, with the title "About Me: Video Games". The labels and games are as follows:
Favourite game: Outer Wilds
Best story: Outer Wilds
Favourite art style: Journey
Biggest personal impact: Outer Wilds
Best combat: Ultrakill
Most excited for: Deltarune
Underrated: Outer Wilds
Justifies the existence of games: Outer Wilds
Needs a remake: Beyond Good & Evil
Criminally overlooked: Caves of Qud
Best protagonist: Wanderstop
Best secrets: Blue Prince
Best soundtrack: Outer Wilds
Best multiplayer: Journey
Not usually my thing, but...: Elden Ring
Turn my brain off: Super Metroid
Best with friends: Outer Wilds
Best retro game: Super Metroid
Nostalgic childhood game: Sam & Max Hit the Road
Game everyone should play: Outer Wilds
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Anathaeum @anathaeum.com · 12/04/2026
I'm not confident on ~1/3 of this, but after nearly twenty four hours of debating and swapping stuff around, I'm still not settled. I think I could spend multiple weeks editing this list...
A grid of video games, each with labels, with the title "About Me: Video Games". The labels and games are as follows:
Favourite game: Metroid Prime 2 Echoes
Best story: Signalis
Favourite art style: Journey
Biggest personal impact: Undertale
Best combat: Ultrakill
Most excited for: Deltarune
Underrated: In Stars and Time
Justifies the existence of games: Outer Wilds
Needs a remake: Beyond Good & Evil
Criminally overlooked: Caves of Qud
Best protagonist: Wanderstop
Best secrets: Blue Prince
Best soundtrack: The World Ends With You
Best multiplayer: Stardew Valley
Not usually my thing, but...: Elden Ring
Turn my brain off: Slay the Spire 2
Best with friends: Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes
Best retro game: Super Metroid
Nostalgic childhood game: Sam & Max Hit the Road
Game everyone should play: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
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Anathaeum @anathaeum.com · 06/03/2026
Heck, guess I'll also do this. Not necessarily my favourite games (though some of them are!) but certainly all that have made me who I am today.
A grid of nine video game titles. They are as follows: Pokémon Blue; Metroid Prime; Beyond Good and Evil; Undertale; Outer Wilds; Caves of Qud; Signalis; Destiny 2 Forsaken; and Sam & Max Hit the Road.
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Anathaeum @anathaeum.com · 06/03/2026
I mean, if I had to choose...
A grid of nine Magic: the Gathering cards, which are as follows: Sakashima the Impostor; Emry, Lurker of the Loch; Pernicious Deed; Vito, Thorn of the Dusk Rose; Wasteland; Sauron, the Dark Lord; Gush; Manifold Key; and Smallpox.
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Anathaeum @anathaeum.com · 05/01/2026
An edit of the Dril candles meme. It reads as follows:
wint: romance $200, fight scenes $150, angst $800, bibliography $3600, dialogue $150, someone who is good at word economy please help me budget this. my fanfiction is dying.
craig: @dril spend less on citations
dril: @craigus12 no
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Anathaeum @anathaeum.com · 06/10/2025
#Moxtober2025 - Day 6: Prism Sunburst is really cool, and I think there's a tonne of unexplored design space with the mechanic. This design takes advantage of Rule 702.44c to create a little colorless uncommon that incentivises multicolour decks.
A custom MTG card: Arcbound Familiar. 3 for a 2/2 fox artifact creature. Its text reads: "Hideaway—Sunburst (When this creature enters, look at the top X cards of your library, where X is the number of colors of mana spent to cast it. Exile one card face down, then put the rest on the bottom in a random order.)" and "When this creature dies, put the exiled card into its owner’s hand."
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Anathaeum @anathaeum.com · 06/10/2025
#Moxtober2025 - Day 5: Moon [Blood Moon]-style effects are contentious, but they have to exist for the health of the game, especially in eternal formats. I love the design space of stun counters, especially as costs. I think this card would be pushed at 2mv, but I could be convinced this is white?
A custom MTG card: Winter Sun. 3 for an artifact. It reads "Whenever an activated ability of a nonbasic land is activated, put a stun counter on it."
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Anathaeum @anathaeum.com · 06/10/2025
#Moxtober2025 - Day 4: Quartet Delirium is an incredible ability word - it's so thoughtful and really invites you to experiment and be clever with your deckbuilding. I'd love to explore some tension with this - I'm sure the design space is very limited, but as a one-off...
A custom MTG card: Saffi, Lim-Dul's Puppet. 1BG for a 2/2 zombie scout legendary creature. Its text reads "Menace. Antidelirium - Whenever this creature attacks, if you have three or fewer card types among cards in your graveyard, create a Tarmogoyf token that’s tapped and attacking."
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Anathaeum @anathaeum.com · 03/10/2025
#Moxtober2025 - Day 3: Wish I love wish effects. I adore them. One of my favourite cards of all time is [Mages' Contest], so why not marry the two? It's far too much text. [Wheel of Misfortune] is slightly easier to understand, so let's use that instead.
A custom MTG card - Firefiend's Wish. 1R for a Sorcery that reads "Each player may reveal a card they own from outside the game and exile it. Each player who exiled a card secretly chooses a number 0 or greater, then those players reveal those numbers simultaneously. Firefiend’s Wish deals damage equal to the highest number to each player that chose that number. For as long as the exiled cards remain in exile, those players may cast them and spend mana of any type to cast them."
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Anathaeum @anathaeum.com · 03/10/2025
#Moxtober2025 - Day 2: Meditation My first thought was a blink effect - a pause, a break. I liked the idea of making it a symmetric effect to provide both some utility and downside - blink an attacker, but your opponent gets an ETB trigger.
A custom MTG card: Moonlight Exhalation. 2W for an Instant that reads "Each player exiles a nontoken creature they control. At the beginning of the next end step, return each creature exiled this way to the battlefield under its owner’s control." Its flavour text reads "Tamiyo often brought companions on her excursions to the Heron Moon."
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Anathaeum @anathaeum.com · 03/10/2025
#Moxtober2025 - Day 1: Rabbit I know MaRo and other designers have said that Xerex is a difficult plane to design around, but I'm fond of the idea of 'counting' being a theme. Rabbits hop and bounces, and so I've married the two ideas together.
A custom MTG card. Strobehide Jackalope: 3U for a common 2/2 Rabbit Elk Creature. It reads "When this creature enters, return target nonland permanent an opponent controls with mana value X or less to its owner’s hand, where X is the number of cards in your hand." Its flavour text reads "Xerex has twisted the jackalope’s antlers into fractal ivory."
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Anathaeum @anathaeum.com · 20/07/2025
Just watched @chrisgrace.com perform 'Sardines' live - to a well-deserved standing ovation from the crowd! Extremely funny, beautifully touching, and painfully relevant to my lived experience over the last month. Wishing him much success (and a crowd with better tempo) over the rest of the tour! ❤️
A photo of a small theatre stage with a crumbling set-piece, lit up in moody red lighting.
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Anathaeum @anathaeum.com · 23/05/2025
An image of Duke Nukem holding out an iced coffee and a bag of Dunking Donuts. Text reads "Here some dunky donut because you vaccinating."
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Anathaeum @anathaeum.com · 13/04/2025
Tired of waiting, the citizens of the Last Safe City have decided to produce souvenirs to tide Guardians over. #Destiny2
A fake Destiny artifact item. It's a spicy translucent Christmas ornament with a glowing yellow light in the centre. Type: Legendary Warlock Artifact. Name: Pocket Volantis. Description: A fraction of the size but a hundredfold the cheap plastic. Added in: Season of the Lost (2021.08.24)
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Anathaeum @anathaeum.com · 13/04/2025
"The stars will move around you and mark you and sing to you. They will decide if you are real." #Destiny2
A fake Destiny artifact item. It's a thorny metal ring with bands of red and silver running through the alloy. Type: Legendary Titan Artifact. Name: Ageis Ring. Description: In memory of those who were not with you when you were not alone. Added in: Season of the Outlaw (2021.05.11)
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Anathaeum @anathaeum.com · 13/04/2025
Meanwhile, this blasted artefact just doesn't seem to turn on anymore. Imagine what we could discover if we could fix it ourselves? #Destiny2
A fake Destiny artifact item. It's a broken iPhone 4, glass shattered and wires sticking out. Type: Legendary Hunter Artifact. Name: Golden Age Comms. Description: Despite the best efforts of the Cryptarchy, Master Rahool is legally forbidden from fixing this device Added in: Season of the Worthy (2020.03.10)
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Anathaeum @anathaeum.com · 13/04/2025
Those of you who have stumbled upon boughs of baryon in the Dreaming City might want to take a look at this artefact. #Destiny2
A fake Destiny artifact item. It's an hourglass filled with purple sand, with purple vines growing over it. Type: Legendary Warlock Artifact. Name: Hedyon Hourglass. Description: An Awoken ritual timepiece filled with 891 seeds from a rare species of diffusuceae, one for every survivor. Added in: Season of the Outlaw (2018.08.28)
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Anathaeum @anathaeum.com · 13/04/2025
This artefact's brought a lot of people a lot of frustration. Can't imagine why, though. #Destiny2
A fake Destiny artifact item. It's a glowing blue mechanical gyroscope. Type: Legendary Titan Artifact. Name: Delver Incubus. Description: ...mbra. Eight snake. Left stairs. Top right. Inner. Sixteen. Chalice. Puppy. Eleven-pointed star. False. Trian... Added in: Season of the Outlaw (2018.08.28)
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Anathaeum @anathaeum.com · 13/04/2025
I heard this one was banned from public use. Something about Vanguard operations and sabotage? #Destiny2
A fake Destiny artifact item. It's a green fractal-like shard of rock. Type: Legendary Hunter Artifact. Name: Negative Fractalline. Description: owes owes owes garden owes owes owes Added in: Season of Dawn (2019.12.10)
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Anathaeum @anathaeum.com · 12/04/2025
Did you know that the Cryptarchy has archives beyond what's accessible by Guardians like you and me? #Destiny2
A fake Destiny artifact item. It appears to be a piece of glass with an inkblot test on it. Type: Legendary Warlock Artifact. Name: Rorschach's Lens. Description: "The Cryptarchy says this mirror's of Vex origin. It's not much of a mirror - all I see is my parents fighting." Added in: The Taken King (2015.09.09).
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Anathaeum @anathaeum.com · 04/04/2025
Maybe I should complain about chase cards being bad more often.
A close-up photo of a showcase foil Mox Jasper.
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