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I met my sister walkin' down the Jericho road With a babe in her arms that I'd never seen And she was walkin' down the Jericho road She said "It's just a little orphan child I found along the way I'll raise him as my own and he'll forgive us all someday" And she kept on walkin'

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Steve Earle - Jericho Road

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Steve @anapoleoninrags.bsky.social · 16h

Lisa: This is your shirt? Oh God. You don't think anyone noticed, do you? Dave: I don't think people are scrutinizing us the way you think they are. Lisa: Yeah, that's what the Rosenberg's thought.

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Steve @anapoleoninrags.bsky.social · 19h

I was a radio operator in the Army. While in Iraq during Desert Shield/Desert Storm I was placed with a motorized scout unit to provide radio support to them. After the 4 day conflict ended, we set up in an area of the desert and the scouts went out on patrols. Nothing really happened.

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Steve @anapoleoninrags.bsky.social · 22h

Sex so good the librarian doesn't shush you.

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Steve @anapoleoninrags.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

The headline on the BBC said 'What happens when you have too little body fat? I didn't even click on the link. That shit is never going to happen to me. What's the point in reading that?

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Steve @anapoleoninrags.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

She's going to sing an aria from Rigor Mortis, by Giuseppe Verdi. Joe Green to you. - Victor Borge

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Steve @anapoleoninrags.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

We had the matching electric fork and spoon.

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Steve @anapoleoninrags.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Ad Man to musician: Ok. We need a short peppy song about Crohn's Disease, and you have to rhyme with the word Skyrizi.

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Steve @anapoleoninrags.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Would the opposite of Christian radio be Deviled Ham Radio?

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Steve @anapoleoninrags.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

My cat Bishop likes to sit on my chest and lick my beard. I usually have to pay men twenty dollars an hour to do that.

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Steve @anapoleoninrags.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

That makes their sacrifice so with it.

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Steve @anapoleoninrags.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Dennis Hastert. James Bakker. Or as I call them: Trump's advance team.

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Steve @anapoleoninrags.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

If he was alive today, Governor Le Petomane would be in Trump's cabinet. 'Gentleman, we have to save our phony-baloney jobs!!!!'

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Steve @anapoleoninrags.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I'm a die-hard Seahawks fan, but I really like and root for the Chiefs. So it's really fun to watch Kenneth Walker doing so well as the Chiefs running back. I'll keep rooting for him, until they have to face the Seahawks in the Super Bowl.

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Steve @anapoleoninrags.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Here are lyrics I wrote to the tune of On Top of Spaghetti: On the Serengeti All covered with trees I lost my poor zebra When the elephant sneezed It blew off his black stripes And his white ones of course And now my poor zebra Is merely a horse (I have too much free time)

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Steve @anapoleoninrags.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Electric speed And Shaheed adds To the Seahawk lead Poetry from the CBS announcer

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Steve @anapoleoninrags.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Call me squeamish, but when they replay a football player getting his ankle or leg being rolled up on, I always close my eyes. Just can't take it.

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Steve @anapoleoninrags.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Nothing can stop me now that I have Stevementum.

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Steve @anapoleoninrags.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

One thing they don't tell you 'bout the blues when you got 'em You keep on falling 'Cause there ain't no bottom There ain't no end

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Red Dirt Girl

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Steve @anapoleoninrags.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

What's the most popular martial art in Israel? Jew Jitsu

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Steve @anapoleoninrags.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Get the mumps and have a swell time.

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Steve @anapoleoninrags.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

In Spokane this weekend, they're having a Be Bold for Jesus convention. I bet they crash Grindr.

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Steve @anapoleoninrags.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

At work, there's a guy named Kato. Every time I interact with him, I spend the rest of the day using my Inspector Clouseau voice in my head saying 'Not now, Kato!!!!'

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Steve @anapoleoninrags.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

That was a pretty damn good game to watch.

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Steve @anapoleoninrags.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I'm definitely no fan of DeShaun Watson, but I do enjoy watching Rogers and the Steelers getting man-handled by the Browns.

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Steve @anapoleoninrags.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The really bad dance choreography in the Chik-Fil-A commercials are proof that you really shouldn't piss off the gays.

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Steve @anapoleoninrags.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

It's time once again for the War on Halloween to start.

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Steve @anapoleoninrags.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

He'll outsource it to Grok.

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Steve @anapoleoninrags.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Car toy placed in my work helmet. I think Bishop wants me to have fun at work.

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Steve @anapoleoninrags.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I'm fairly certain AI will just end up watching cat videos.

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Douglas Reyes-CeroÑ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The Star Spangled Banner being played by the Mariachi Herencia de Mexico band before the Bears-Eagles game in Chicago on Monday Night Football was a deeply cool thing to see tonight

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Steve @anapoleoninrags.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

There's a new cooking show for the Christian Nationalists and Trad Wives. It's called The Barefoot and Pregnant Contessa.

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Steve @anapoleoninrags.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Last night I made Osso Buco. Which, translated, means very very Buco.

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Steve @anapoleoninrags.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Dak Prescott is the only person named Dak to not be a character on Star Trek: Deep Space Nine.

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Steve @anapoleoninrags.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

It's the new Daleks Trump ordered.

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Steve @anapoleoninrags.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

It's better in the original German.

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Steve @anapoleoninrags.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Bishop on #caturday still doesn't give a damn.

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Steve @anapoleoninrags.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

After the mid-terms, Trump will form a government department that will track women's pregnancies and abortions. The department will be known as the Gestation Police, or Gestapo.

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Steve @anapoleoninrags.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I was talking to a woman I used to know years ago. She said she had to make her kids dinner. I asked what they were having. She said, well, we're having Hamburger Helper, except I don't have any hamburger, so we're just having Helper.

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Steve @anapoleoninrags.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Gen. Steele: What's that over there, Colonel? Col. Blake: Sir, that's our new four person latrine. Gen. Steele: Good. The men can encourage each other.

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Steve @anapoleoninrags.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Hegseth's Pentagon only counts dead and wounded that meet certain fitness and grooming standards.

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Steve @anapoleoninrags.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Yes, but they're Stealth Pandas.

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Steve @anapoleoninrags.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Hermann Göring loved wearing spats.

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Steve @anapoleoninrags.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Come see the violence inherent in the system.

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Steve @anapoleoninrags.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Last night at Trivia, the question was 'What is Washington State's official fruit?' I told my trivia partner that South Carolina's official fruit used to be Lindsay Graham. (It's the apple, btw.)

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