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Andrew

@anandrewschultz.bsky.social
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Text adventure author. Purdue sports fan. Former GameFAQs guide writer. No crypto/MAGA/DMs from ppl I dunno outside here. itch andrewschultz.itch.io Youtube retro playthrus www.youtube.com/@andrewschultz6608

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Andrew @anandrewschultz.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
And because I can't help myself, also considered Panama by Van Halen ("They're puntin' ... I'm watchin' ...") and Lydia ("Oh Iowa oh Iowa oh have yo watched Iowa, oh Iowa that big ten program") by the Marx Brothers.
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Andrew @anandrewschultz.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Yes, but why not go for a whole concept album? Laura Branigan's Gloria works too!
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Andrew @anandrewschultz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The kazoo is my best instrument. Well, least awful. Perhaps I should take up a new instrument. If I have time to practice, it will pay off. If not, well, that's nice in its own way.
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Andrew @anandrewschultz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
With or without an orchestra of friends?
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Andrew @anandrewschultz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Somewhere, John Cornyn is laughing. Perhaps he could've laughed louder if he stood up better and more often to Trump.
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Andrew @anandrewschultz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That's just ridiculous. Anyone with any sense starts with the longest ones.
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Andrew @anandrewschultz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh geez, I didn't need to be reminded of him, but if I had to, this is probably about the funniest way I could have.
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Andrew @anandrewschultz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
@sickoscommittee.org this isn't college football but something wonderful happened last night in Indiana high school football! The masses must know. www.maxpreps.com/in/football/...
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Plymouth Varsity Football @ Goshen
On 9/18, the Plymouth varsity football team lost their away conference game against Goshen (IN) by a score of 5-2.
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Andrew @anandrewschultz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
On the bright side it's so much harder to waste hours watching it when you have stuff you really should be doing!
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Andrew @anandrewschultz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Variety is the spice of life! In this case, the spice gives you heartburn.
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Andrew @anandrewschultz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I love this too, but I'm hoping it is out of the running with pictures from November 4th or so if you know what I mean!
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Andrew @anandrewschultz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Sportos, wasteoids and motorheads need to agree he's not a righteous dude!
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Andrew @anandrewschultz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Andrew @anandrewschultz.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
dragons-lair-project.com if you're curious. There are youtube walkthroughs too. The spinning boulders was toughest for me to figure. I finally beat it in January '20.
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Andrew @anandrewschultz.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
As a Packers fan I'm glad I never bought his jersey. I bought Favre's, but hey, I was young.
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Andrew @anandrewschultz.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I remember buying a Packers CD with the radio call "Hello, Reggie!"
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Andrew @anandrewschultz.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Does Markwayne Mullin warrant consideration?
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Andrew @anandrewschultz.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Extra points for calling the dance "so-called."
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Andrew @anandrewschultz.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Depends on whether or not he dies, if he does, it'll get named after him.
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Andrew @anandrewschultz.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
A few really shocking moments USA vs Belgium left us all deflated and wondering “why” and “how.” But enough about Gianni Infantino and Jeff Bezos getting their screen time.
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Andrew @anandrewschultz.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I like how the "for senate" watermark was kept. Made it easier to figure intent. ROT13: Guvf jnf na nq sbe Qnivq Creqhr'f snvyrq Frangr pnzcnvta va 2022, jura ur ybfg gb Wba Bffbss. Nzrevpnaf cebonoyl erzrzore ubj Creqhr obhtug naq fbyq pregnva fgbpxf nsgre yrneavat ubj onq PBIVQ zvtug or.
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Andrew @anandrewschultz.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
TBH disappointed Illinois didn't make the podium, what with the administration always slagging off Chicago.
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Andrew @anandrewschultz.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Semi nonsequitur for those who have not seen it ... www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BDg... (Funnily enough, once when watching this, I got recommended a video about his teaching style before all the fame. I ... well, he was clearly different then.)
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Jordan B. Peterson on the archetypal symbology behind the restaurant Burger King
YouTube video by Badgerow
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Andrew @anandrewschultz.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I'm sad they never got to play a Christmas Day game in Mannheim.
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Andrew @anandrewschultz.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
And right after the announcers (Australia/SBS anyway) talked about how he said he dressed that way to represent his country the best he could!
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Andrew @anandrewschultz.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Only people who believe in FREEEDOM as much as they do get to spell it with three e's. Us? Nah.
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Andrew @anandrewschultz.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Yes definitely! Also Uruguay has a history of cynical football (Luis Suarez, as well as the final 1986 group game where they got a red card after 1 minute vs Scotland) so I wouldn't be sad if things stay as they are with just the Spain goal.
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Andrew @anandrewschultz.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
That's nice, but I can't use any hay right now.
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Andrew @anandrewschultz.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Here I'm reminded of the wise words of an MTV cartoon philosopher: "Beavis, just because something is cool doesn't mean something else doesn't suck" And just because someone does one thing cool doesn't mean... ...we can't enjoy it and still remember we owe them nothing!
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Andrew @anandrewschultz.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Egypt 0-1 always reminds me of this clip. SportsCenter from the 80s. Egypt not mentioned til the end but the beginning is great too. www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhZp...
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USA Soccer Lead Story On ESPN Sports Center After Qualifying for Italia '90
YouTube video by Jason Roach
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Andrew @anandrewschultz.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Obviously the game against Saudi Arabia will end 4-4 now. It only makes sense.
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Andrew @anandrewschultz.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Well, it's something that needed to be said and passed on no matter who said it.
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Andrew @anandrewschultz.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I think there's some game theory here. The longer we wait the more unpopular Trump gets.
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Andrew @anandrewschultz.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I'd rather just take a transcript and read it. I dislike Maher but his monologue writers are very good. It's when he tries to be funny on his own that he fails.
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Andrew @anandrewschultz.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
A song for Albania! www.youtube.com/watch?v=-F_t... (but in all seriousness, great to see this!)
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Albania
YouTube video by theericcornell
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Andrew @anandrewschultz.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Aww c'mon, give em provisional family status! They placed 2nd in Haiti's group to let Haiti go through, gotta give 'em credit for that! (They also didn't qualify for the intercontinental playoffs, helping ensure DR Congo made it.)
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Andrew @anandrewschultz.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
This is kind of shocking. If there's one European leader I think would defend Trump, it'd be Meloni due to her views. But obviously not!
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Andrew @anandrewschultz.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Little Lies by Fleetwood Mac Lies Lies Lies by the Thompson Twins And if plurals don't count... Would I Lie to You by Charles & Eddie
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Andrew @anandrewschultz.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
For the ppl who rejected you, I'd bet 15 years ago, they wanted progress. You've shown willingness to walk in others' shoes. You're not asking to be their best friends, or even to be loved. You're asking for acceptance. Sort of like they were. Maybe you don't need as much. But you've earned some.
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Andrew @anandrewschultz.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
So I guess Trump really has been playing chess all along. "A Chess game is divided into three stages: the first, when you hope you have the advantage, the second when you believe you have an advantage, and the third... when you know you're going to lose!" -- Savielly Tartakower
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Andrew @anandrewschultz.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
My parents didn't let me watch Star Trek. They'd heard it was too frivolous, it Inspired Subversive Values or something. I was so surprised to learn how deep it was and the ways the cast members lived up to its vision as more than just some sci fi phenomenon too. Thanks for sharing so much about it.
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Andrew @anandrewschultz.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Just promise you won't back down. With or without actually singing it.
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Andrew @anandrewschultz.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Still processing the passing of Daniel Naroditsky, 29, American chess grandmaster. He was smart and funny and I learned so much from him, whether he was commentating on PogChamps or the FIDE World Team Championships. I thought I would have many years to learn even more. RIP.
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Andrew @anandrewschultz.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
If the USC defender had held on to that crazy Ryan Browne touchdown as they should have, that'd make it 40-10 and we'd all be miserable and pessimistic. Hey let's push it to 43-10 if we count the field goal that hit the upright. USC had some what-ifs too.
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Andrew @anandrewschultz.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
I somehow had no clue y'all were on here. One less reason to go revisit Twitter!!!
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Andrew @anandrewschultz.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
"If you just got to know him you'd feel differently..."
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Andrew @anandrewschultz.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
No, no, it was switching sugar to aspartame or whatever!
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Andrew @anandrewschultz.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Haha. Tangent: I remember being shocked that loud music could be, and was often, socially conscious.
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Andrew @anandrewschultz.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
1. For all his "willingness to debate," I don't have any record of him saying "I learned from someone I disagreed w/" 2. Racism etc. aside, I've seen people expect their targets to a) be grateful they didn't use profanity and at other times b) be impressed how "honest/from the gut" their cruelty is.
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Andrew @anandrewschultz.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
I'd write more, but I don't want to make this about me. It's probably cliche to say "Coping's a skill to build, like any other." If it's any relief, know I'd like to write a story/game like what you wrote, but I've put it off for my own stuff.
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