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Ananas Anna 🍍 🍉 @ananas-anna.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

People who use eth or thorn while typing to be quirky are so annoying cuz <th> is like the least confusing digraph in English.

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Ananas Anna 🍍 🍉 @ananas-anna.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

The new cushions in Minecraft gotta be the last nail in the coffin for Mojang not adding vertical slabs.

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Ananas Anna 🍍 🍉 @ananas-anna.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Boomer livestreamer who films himself yelling at kids from his porch

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Ananas Anna 🍍 🍉 @ananas-anna.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

Genuinely wish white people didn't have this taboo around eating bugs. Imagine the variety and quality of insect protein-based foods that would exist if more people weren't irrationally disgusted by the concept.

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Ananas Anna 🍍 🍉 @ananas-anna.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

Why do they name warships after male presidents and then call them she?

Ananas Anna 🍍 🍉 @ananas-anna.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

Call me Ernie the way I mill her bush

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Ananas Anna 🍍 🍉 @ananas-anna.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

Some people would genuinely be willing to put an LLM chip in their brain to choose and say words for them so they don't have to go into the trouble of speaking.

Ananas Anna 🍍 🍉 @ananas-anna.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

The comments section in any old song is just obituaries

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Ananas Anna 🍍 🍉 @ananas-anna.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

Receptionist: your address and phone number? Me: are you trying to dox me

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Ananas Anna 🍍 🍉 @ananas-anna.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

"slavery was only abolished because of Christianity" -Christians who 100% would have supported the slave trade

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Ananas Anna 🍍 🍉 @ananas-anna.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

Student loans paying me out on December 31st is a dangerous idea.

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Mighty No. 9 fan @brokenphonecharger.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

This is the essay written by that University of Oklahoma "student"

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Ananas Anna 🍍 🍉 @ananas-anna.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

America's wealth is all tied up in asshats

Ananas Anna 🍍 🍉 @ananas-anna.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

Following the assassination of Charlie Kirk, hundreds of fledgling young conservatives are trying to become the next big figure to be shot in the neck.

Ananas Anna 🍍 🍉 @ananas-anna.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

They're called "shareholders" cuz they hold what should be shared.

Ananas Anna 🍍 🍉 @ananas-anna.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

Two bottoms dancing, both try to twirl

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Ananas Anna 🍍 🍉 @ananas-anna.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

The Kwakwakaʼwakw of the Pacific Northwest believe that when a person dies, their soul enters the body of a salmon which must then be eaten so the soul can reincarnate as a person again. Call that the Cycle of Salmonsara.

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Ananas Anna 🍍 🍉 @ananas-anna.bsky.social · 13/10/2025

I had a dirty soda for the first time today. They're sickeningly sweet. Way too much sugar, I don't know how Mormons drink this on the regular, it is not an improvement to regular soda.

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Ananas Anna 🍍 🍉 @ananas-anna.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

Me: oh no I'm going into class tomorrow not having done the reading 75% of the class: what's a reading

Ananas Anna 🍍 🍉 @ananas-anna.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

I bet Romans would have loved to vape while reclining

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Ananas Anna 🍍 🍉 @ananas-anna.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

Maga apologists in the future be like “but Trump made the cars run on time”

Ananas Anna 🍍 🍉 @ananas-anna.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

Tyler Robinson is if Joe Goldberg was a chaser

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Ananas Anna 🍍 🍉 @ananas-anna.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

An inside joke is just a personal meme

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Ananas Anna 🍍 🍉 @ananas-anna.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

I think Charlie Kirk was killed by his gay lover

Ananas Anna 🍍 🍉 @ananas-anna.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

Why does Gen Z hate children so much?

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Ananas Anna 🍍 🍉 @ananas-anna.bsky.social · 31/08/2025

I hope when I die I do a Wilhelm scream

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Ananas Anna 🍍 🍉 @ananas-anna.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

I hope republicans do what the democrats did and try to run Trump in 2030 while trying to hide his obviously declining health and then swap him out 4months before the election with JD Vance.

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Ananas Anna 🍍 🍉 @ananas-anna.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

I always thought that the Mos Eisley barkeeper was a prejudiced asshole but I totally understand where he was coming from now.

Ananas Anna 🍍 🍉 @ananas-anna.bsky.social · 22/07/2025

JoJo Rabbit but it’s a shithead 9-year-old kid from Kentucky with an imaginary Trump friend

Ananas Anna 🍍 🍉 @ananas-anna.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

Conservatives be looking for needles for an excuse to burn the whole haystack down

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Ananas Anna 🍍 🍉 @ananas-anna.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

If you rearrange LDS you get LSD, which is probably what Joe Smith was on when he was writing the Book of Mormon.

Ananas Anna 🍍 🍉 @ananas-anna.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

I wonder how the first organism to evolve powered flight felt. Like I know it was a gradual process that evolved from gliding, but at some point there must have been one prehistoric animal who was like “woah check it out guys, if you flap your wings you can go even higher!”

Big Joel @bigjoel.bsky.social · 10/07/2025

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Americans have profoundly changed their perspectives on Israel. The average democrat is more inclined toward Palestine than Israel now. Is that nothing? Is our relationship with our “greatest ally” going to disappear in a day? It just seems like she’s applying an overly narrow measure of success

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Ananas Anna 🍍 🍉 @ananas-anna.bsky.social · 10/07/2025

Um, you say “protect the dolls”, and then you don’t give me $20 every time you see me???

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Ananas Anna 🍍 🍉 @ananas-anna.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

I wore a bikini to the beach for the first time this week and got a gender-affirming sunburn

laina 𓆣 @laina.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

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do you think drivers feel really popular and cool when their bus gets crowded. like yeah i’m king of da bus

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Ananas Anna 🍍 🍉 @ananas-anna.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

Finna open a goth dispensary and call it The Pot And The Penjamin

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Ananas Anna 🍍 🍉 @ananas-anna.bsky.social · 28/06/2025

Grocery store sushi in Vancouver is better than any sushi I’ve ever had in Saskatoon. Living by the ocean must be heaven.

Ananas Anna 🍍 🍉 @ananas-anna.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

Call me Theodore Roosevelt the way I rough ride ‘er

Ananas Anna 🍍 🍉 @ananas-anna.bsky.social · 12/06/2025

Why is there both an unemployment problem and an understaffing problem? It’s almost like companies are too greedy to actually pay people to do work.