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𝓣𝓱𝓸𝓶𝓪𝓼 @audiomite.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I've seen all except the big red thing. What is it?
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GunnyJKJ @gunnyjkj.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Why sports betting commercials are not like cigarette commercials is beyond me.
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ray 鄺羡華 @raykwong.lol · 10/09/2026
Thank you, Ann! 💙 @richgetsit.bsky.social @parisinthespring99.bsky.social @merri24.bsky.social @barrydc.bsky.social @thefoodandwinediva.bsky.social @bradleyperry.bsky.social @rba11.bsky.social @pattyinaz.bsky.social @bluestormcomin1.bsky.social @raykwong.lol
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Brian O @proudcanadaveteran.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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conifergirl.bsky.social @conifergirl.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Big Oil Record Profits Exxon Mobil reported a second quarter profit of $14.5 billion for April through June, more than double the same three months a year ago and its best quarter since 2022. Chevron reported $12.07 billion, up from $2.49 billion, nearly five
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 10/09/2026
Gonna combine my $2000 DOGE check with my $5000 tariff dividend and the $5000 vote check and buy a new house and new car with a 50 year mortgage and a 15 year car loan. The Golden Age, baby!
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Jessica Riedl: The claim that federal budget is so overrun with surplus cash that Washington can afford to spend $1.3 trillion on "rebates" is so detached from reality that I refuse to waste my time walking through the math. 

If that makes sense to you, you are beyond help.
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Mimi Jones @1234mimijones.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
😬 Soooo Fetterman’s stumping for Republican Dave McCormick at the RNC! W T A F! #DV1 youtube.com/shorts/N6Cpm...
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Democrat Sen. John Fetterman makes surprise appearance at GOP convention
YouTube video by KGW News
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
map showing the street layout and waterways of Washington, D.C. The original name "Washington, D.C." is crossed out with a black line, and the words "New Epstein" are written underneath in bold red text.
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Josiah Mortimer @josiahmortimer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Reform UK has been removed from the Alliance for Proportional Representation. It comes after a Q&A at conference where Reform MP Danny Kruger said: “On PR there is a significant danger [Lab.] will try to introduce it...Reform’s position is we support First Past the Post.” Reform's 2024 manifesto:
Proportional Representation Voting for the
House of Commons
Large numbers of voters have no representation
in parliament and new parties are shut out of the
political system. Voter turnout could be some 10%
higher with PR. A referendum is needed.
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Bubbly T 🫧🇨🇦 @bubblyt.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Every time you use self-checkout, you’re doing a job a company used to PAY someone to do. Those 10 minutes in line? That’s wages a corporation no longer has to pay. Stop calling it convenience when you’re doing the work for free. Stop helping machines replace us. Smarten up. 👏🏻
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conifergirl.bsky.social @conifergirl.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Forbes @forbes.com · 10/09/2026
The situation echoes a similar controversy involving Stephen Colbert’s Late Show, where CBS refused to air Talarico’s interview over fears of violating the FCC’s “equal time” mandate.
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Kimmel Says His Interview With Talarico Won’t Air On TV Due To FCC Threats
The situation echoes a similar controversy involving Stephen Colbert’s Late Show, where CBS refused to air Talarico’s interview over fears of violating the FCC’s “equal time” mandate.
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David Mayo @david-mayo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It's painful to watch Hillary Clinton for the last 40 minutes or so and realize, again, how deeply Americans have their heads embedded in their own asses that they actually elected Donald Trump over her.
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SPAM (from Daniel Gamboa) @danielgamboa820.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Trump MAGA Team @nortygirl.bsky.social @alphacentauri53.bsky.social @letjusticerain.bsky.social @dpfrazier22.bsky.social @dalewalls1.bsky.social @debknox521.bsky.social @tnsteve.com @corpsepilot.bsky.social @lovelyleah75.bsky.social @franknstyne.bsky.social @oysterboy-redux.bsky.social
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Mike Rogers left his home in Florida to try to get to Michigan and somehow ended up in Dallas...let's help him out!
comehomemike.com
Come Home, Mike
Help Mike Rogers find his way from Florida back to Michigan. He hasn't managed it yet.
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dc2daylight.bsky.social @dc2daylight.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
BREAKING: Longtime Jeffrey Epstein Friend Donald Trump Taps Longtime Jeffrey Epstein Neighbor Howard Lutnick to Advance National Emergency Plan Aimed at Obstructing Midterms—Which Epstein Pals Worry Could Elect a House That Would Force the Release of 3+ Million More Epstein Files
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WatchYourRepsTN&SC @watchyourrepssc.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
TN CD-5 voters, flip this seat. Elect #ChazMolder on November 3rd. Elect a representative who cares about YOU and YOUR FUTURE.
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U.S. Mail Not For Sale @usmailnotforsale.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Postal workers are on the front line of the fight for democracy. They are telling their own bosses to stop attacking vote-by-mail. Will you join us sending a message to @ambermcreynolds.bsky.social & the USPS Governors, who have the power to stop this? usmailnotforsale.org/take-action?...
Workers hold signs in front of a post office. The overlaid text reads “an attack on vote by mail is an attack on our right to vote. Usmailnotforsale.org”
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Who wins in a race up a steep 7km mountain? Ultra runner or Tour de France mountain biker: #AGoodPlace Source: Red Bull
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The Associated Press @apnews.com · 10/09/2026
The price of U.S. crude oil rose above $100 for the first time Thursday since May with no end in sight in the Iran war.
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US oil jumps above $100 and stock futures slump
The price of U.S. crude oil rose above $100 for the first time since May with no end in sight in the U.S.-Iran war.
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I'm Ron. Pissed off NYer. ☑ @longislander520.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Good morning Brenda! Have a great day! Here's an important alert to spread around. #Blues
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Jack Resists 'Sic semper tyrannis' 8647 @jack2011.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
My overlord, HAL9000, told me not to post this, but I'm gonna roll the dice.
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Anthropic researcher says more than 10% chance AI "could kill all humans"
A top Anthropic researcher says there's more than a 10% chance AI "could kill all humans," after a colleague resigned over similar concerns.
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Essence of RBG 🦋 @rbgprevails.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Alex Hall Hall @alexhh.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The Chief Rabbi can’t have it both ways: he can’t both condemn those conflating UK Jews with Israel, and then do it himself by claiming UK policy towards Israel will harm UK Jews. Either UK Jews are distinct from Israel, or they’re not. Which is it, Rabbi? www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
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Miliband rejects chief rabbi’s claim that West Bank sanctions put UK Jews at risk
Foreign secretary says Sir Ephraim Mirvis wrong to suggest measures against Israeli settlements will make British Jews less safe
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Asha Rangappa @asharangappa.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
me everytime i see this design
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Tiny Stonehenge Descending with Nigel Tufnel
ALT: Tiny Stonehenge Descending with Nigel Tufnel
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conifergirl.bsky.social @conifergirl.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A pretraining researcher walked out of Anthropic on a Tuesday and did not write a farewell memo for internal Slack. He wrote a thread for the public instead, and it moved faster and further than anything a corporate communications
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hokusai 🌊🌊🌊 @thebluenami.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
there are some policies that NEWSOM pushes for that really piss me off as a CA resident... but name me a more effective counter punch communicator from the DEMS against TRUMP will gladly have NEWSOM in leadership...and work with him to change his views on some of the more egregious sh*t #blues
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Author Stephenson & Kitbrick Stop-mo. @authorstephenson.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Anu @nofirstorder.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Look at JD Vance’s face that is the expression of a man doing 25th Amendment math in real time.
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
“.. The market has called his bluff.” @bloomberg.com www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
When you're really good at your job: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/s...
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Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The guy who said he'd end the Ukraine war in one day now says he'll give every adult American $5,000. Next he'll promise that Vladimir Putin will personally deliver the check to your door, and that Mexico will pay for it.
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SPAM (from Daniel Gamboa) @danielgamboa820.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Trump Georgia 2021
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Team Talarico @teamtalaricohq.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
BREAKING: 20+ Republican leaders just endorsed James Talarico over Ken Paxton.
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Marko Silberhand @markosilberhand.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
. This is what a traitor looks like . . . 🖕 Fetterman ! .
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MAKS 26 👀🇺🇦 @maks23.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
❗️Rutte: All for one and one for all. That is how NATO works. Russia wants to divide us, but we are united. Russia wants to stop us helping Ukraine, but we are going to do more for Ukraine. Russia wants to act tough, but we are stronger. Russia’s actions are a sign of weakness.
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BumblingBard42 @bumblingbard42.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Be hopeful!
TO BE HOPEFUL IN BAD TIMES is not iust foolishly romantic. It is based on the fact that human history is a history not only of cruelty, but also of compassion, sacrifice, courage, kindness. What we choose to emphasize in this complex history will determine our lives. If we see only the worst, it destroys our capacity to do something. If we remember those times and places- and there are so many-where people have behaved magnificently, this gives us the energy to act, and at least the possibility of sending this spinning top of a world in a different direction.
And if we do act, in however small a way, we don't have to wait for some grand utopian future. The future is an infinite succession of presents, and to live now as we think human beings should live, in defiance of al that is bad around us, is itself a marvelous victory.
Howard Zinn
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Pam Keith @pamkeithdc.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
To the Zionist, the only acceptable responses to their genocide of Palestinians are: praise or silence. FUUUUUUCKKK THAT! Free Palestine!
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CoCo ✌🏼💛🕊️ @coco.sheshed.rocks · 10/09/2026
Good Morning #ViVaHerAlliance 💜
Viva Her
ALLIANCE
EMPOWER • EDUCATE • ELEVATE
Women thrive.
Communities grow.
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JanFromTheBruce 🍁 @janfromthebruce.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Every day I am going to post this (permission from Del Schilling). Will you join me? Over 5700+ Missing & Murdered Indigenous Women & Girls #MMIWG #cdnpoli
A group of Indigenous women holding signs to raise awareness for MMIWG. There are large poster boards of pictures of the missing women. They are on Parliament Hill in Ottawa, the location of Canada's federal government.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Jimmy Kimmel says his interview with Democratic Texas Senate candidate James Talarico will NOT air on ABC tonight. Kimmel says Trump’s FCC has threatened him, his show, ABC, its affiliates, and local stations over basic editorial decisions and who they choose to interview.
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Charlie Angus @charlieangus104.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
You need this. You really do. Glam rock 1972. It will make your morning. youtu.be/NM6I-pmV0RA?...
youtu.be
Sweet - Little Willy - Top Of The Pops/Disco 1972 (OFFICIAL)
YouTube video by Official Sweet Channel
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ScubaSuzyQ💙🦋 @susanmcgraw88.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Trump’s 9/11 Stolen Valor
Lies, damn lies, and the honor that Trump defames.
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BadRobotLinda @lms2025.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I agree with @realtexaspaul.com!! Keep putting Trump and his disgusting cult on the stage. Give them a microphone to amplify their horrible message. Fake promises, bribes, and hate has worn thin and Americans are done! See you in November friends 🌊
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Baby Snow Leopard
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Anna's hummingbird: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/NatureIsFu...
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