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"I hate this place" Text from the cult classic Anachronox (2001)

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anachronox.txt @anachronox-txt.bsky.social · 12m
Mister, um... what happened to that guy?
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anachronox.txt @anachronox-txt.bsky.social · 1h
Critically-acclaimed film cinematographer Dylan Dale is having a tantrum in one of our leisure suites.
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anachronox.txt @anachronox-txt.bsky.social · 2h
You've only got pictures of five Anachronox symbols here. You only need one more.
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anachronox.txt @anachronox-txt.bsky.social · 3h
Many generations ago, there was similar discord building in the hearts of the youth, fueled by the demagogue Gorr who preached individuality over community.
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anachronox.txt @anachronox-txt.bsky.social · 4h
I guess it wouldn't hurt. Okay, let's exchange secrets.
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anachronox.txt @anachronox-txt.bsky.social · 5h
You're kidding. Grumpos made a breakthrough? I gotta see this.
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anachronox.txt @anachronox-txt.bsky.social · 6h
Yesterday, I woke up and found out my hand is developing webbing. Leila asks me to scratch her back with it. She says it feels good. I think it's gross.
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anachronox.txt @anachronox-txt.bsky.social · 7h
Tiny, red, above, by those who, amidst danger, study magic...
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anachronox.txt @anachronox-txt.bsky.social · 8h
The only thing I love more than MysTech is playing piano. I love pounding them keys.
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anachronox.txt @anachronox-txt.bsky.social · 9h
Have you come to apologize?
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anachronox.txt @anachronox-txt.bsky.social · 10h
I'm scared. Lord forbid you stun me.
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anachronox.txt @anachronox-txt.bsky.social · 11h
Hey, I don't need your shadow. I'm a big girl now. Let's do like the man says and split up.
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anachronox.txt @anachronox-txt.bsky.social · 12h
What you see on this rooftop, myself and my falcons, is all that remains of the ship's company and crew of the Biscayne Bay, marooned here fifteen years ago by Captain James T. Baha. He never came back to check on us.
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anachronox.txt @anachronox-txt.bsky.social · 13h
Money would be insulting. I want to give you something special. Before I learned the glory that is Bipidri, I was a comics collector. But now that I have these photos to treasure, my holy grail, the height of my comics collecting career, holds no more fascination for me. I give it to you.
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anachronox.txt @anachronox-txt.bsky.social · 14h
Don't be impatient, honey!
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anachronox.txt @anachronox-txt.bsky.social · 15h
Should I go talk to him?
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anachronox.txt @anachronox-txt.bsky.social · 16h
Weird suits, huh? It's like this... we mine for Dorenium which only forms in the presence of red methane pockets deep underground. Due to lethal gas and intense tectonic pressure, only these environment suits allow us to survive the process.
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anachronox.txt @anachronox-txt.bsky.social · 17h
What a stupid lady! I would've traded you for it, you big loser!
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anachronox.txt @anachronox-txt.bsky.social · 18h
Buy 'n' sell crap
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anachronox.txt @anachronox-txt.bsky.social · 19h
The smartest woman finds more knowledge in church.
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anachronox.txt @anachronox-txt.bsky.social · 20h
Check in with Mardoman? Maybe something's come up on the Anox front.
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anachronox.txt @anachronox-txt.bsky.social · 21h
Best course of action? Would you rather sit back and die? There are sixty-four cascading concussion missiles headed straight for us. Unless we do something in the next two hours, this entire planet will be rubble!
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anachronox.txt @anachronox-txt.bsky.social · 22h
I think it's their work song that quickens my pulse the most. Nobody knows who wrote it or where it came from, but every Bipidri sings it throughout the day.
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anachronox.txt @anachronox-txt.bsky.social · 23h
Hephaestus: Lavatic Pump Area - Core of MysTech retrieval - Source of MysTech - Lots of MysTech down there - Pumpin' that MysTech - Oh heck! MysTech!
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anachronox.txt @anachronox-txt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The nerve. I heard how you flim-flammed Peach!
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anachronox.txt @anachronox-txt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hey, could I talk to your owner?
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anachronox.txt @anachronox-txt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
- The guy with the piece of string should wrestle the guy who brought floss. - Someone brought floss?!
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anachronox.txt @anachronox-txt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He was such a creative boy. Always telling stories about this or that. He was a little monster too, but what child isn't from time to time? He was our son.
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anachronox.txt @anachronox-txt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Day nine? Bust out the violins. Try day three hundred.
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anachronox.txt @anachronox-txt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
No chance. This thing's rusted shut forever. Guess the maintenance crews are all hawking t-shirts now.
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anachronox.txt @anachronox-txt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Tetra? Excuse me? Am I gonna have to slap you down and put you in Phunkee Rehab? Is this for an investigation?
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anachronox.txt @anachronox-txt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
On the bottom of this host is a single node below a roughly hexagonal ring of six other nodes. Note the seventh one in the center. That bottommost node affects what the host does, and may even harness complete control over the primary functioning of the bio-device.
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anachronox.txt @anachronox-txt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's the biggest fad on the market these days. It's a kind of resonating stone that induces hallucinogenic dreams. Very illegal. I'm investigating a series of killings related to dealers of the drug.
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anachronox.txt @anachronox-txt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
- Good work, Alvin-m'boy. You and your boys have just secured yourself an exalted place in my organization. - My pleasure, sir.
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anachronox.txt @anachronox-txt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You can't convince me to sell my slags of MysTech to you, so don't waste your breath.
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anachronox.txt @anachronox-txt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wait a minute... isn't Doctor Bowman's shuttle docked in the Platform Area?
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anachronox.txt @anachronox-txt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
He said I could wait in here if I was too scared outside.
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anachronox.txt @anachronox-txt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ow! That burns my hands!
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anachronox.txt @anachronox-txt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
THE ECHO GATE - Gate to all beyond (It's the Fountain, BTW.)
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anachronox.txt @anachronox-txt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
No chance. This thing's rusted shut forever. Guess the maintenance crews are all hawking t-shirts now.
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anachronox.txt @anachronox-txt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Klaz? As in Klee? Oh, dear. I hope they're not arguing again.
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anachronox.txt @anachronox-txt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I don't think so.
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anachronox.txt @anachronox-txt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Lemme know when we're uh-leavin'.
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anachronox.txt @anachronox-txt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You gotta invest fast and hard, baby! Run with the winners, and deep-six the losers, and quick. Invest aggressively!
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anachronox.txt @anachronox-txt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Besides, you're just a harmless little robot man.
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anachronox.txt @anachronox-txt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You're like a broken record. You want the helmet? You won't be happy until I give you the helmet? Fine. Here's the helmet. Mission accomplished. Job well done. Now go away.
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anachronox.txt @anachronox-txt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Almost there.
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anachronox.txt @anachronox-txt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Soon, your mind adjusts to the stimulation, and the new limb starts to feel exactly as the old one did. I think I'm going to do it to my other arm.
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anachronox.txt @anachronox-txt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Since I failed the job, I don't expect all of the fee... but 200 loonies would pay for a good wound welding at Ghalla's.
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anachronox.txt @anachronox-txt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hey...
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