Sign in

anachron

@anachron2.bsky.social
499 followers 816 following 2.2K posts

not particularly successful grenade salesman blue man in red land. dog/opinions mine. be kind to one another. be kind to yourself. never obey in advance.

PostsRepliesMedia
anachron @anachron2.bsky.social · 4h
how is Covenant Eyes going to stay in business when their best customer doesnt even have time to not wank it?
000
anachron @anachron2.bsky.social · 4h
we call it smarg now. anyone who calls it fog is the enemy.
040
anachron @anachron2.bsky.social · 4h
and worker productivity is at all time highs!
010
anachron @anachron2.bsky.social · 4h
theres a group of gearheads in the uk that have created a plug and play kit to convert old jaguar coupes into full electric vehicles... this is the way...
000
anachron @anachron2.bsky.social · 4h
20% inflation bump? i mean what are we even hallucinating about this week?
000
anachron @anachron2.bsky.social · 5h
the only voters that even tangentially care about this trans panic bs are already voting R...stop trying to 'get them' -- they are not gettable. if doing the right thing or fighting bigotry isnt your jam (ahem dr andrews) just DONT ADDRESS IT AT ALL...
0181
anachron @anachron2.bsky.social · 17h
sounds kinda mid tbh
000
anachron @anachron2.bsky.social · 18h
at very least an agonizer
110
Reposted by anachron
Austin Kocher, PhD @austinkocher.com · 07/10/2026
Kids are spending longer than ever in ORR custody, and attorneys have turned to habeas petitions to get them out. Jill Williams of Acacia and Becky Wolozin of the National Center for Youth Law explained the strategy to me. austinkocher.substack.com/p/no-chil…
04123
anachron @anachron2.bsky.social · 19h
and people say chivalry is dead...
000
Reposted by anachron
ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Exactly 💯
273116383380
Reposted by anachron
Hayden Center @haydencenter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
theins.press/en/news/297967
theins.press
Russian-made Oxygen Forensics software was used to extract data from Hunter Biden’s laptop, RFE/RL reports
Oxygen Forensic Detective, whose Russian version is marketed as “Mobilny Kriminalist,” was used to examine the laptop of Hunter Biden, according to a report by…
053
anachron @anachron2.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
bring forth the holy hand-grenade
010
anachron @anachron2.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
st. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrgh
000
anachron @anachron2.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
he is, however, standing more and more like a chicken recently
000
anachron @anachron2.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
editors note: it is not unclear
000
anachron @anachron2.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
el-sayed is gonna have to mark this down as an in-kind contribution
000
anachron @anachron2.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
they dont trust politicians on either side, they just know that litter boxes in school bathrooms is too far
100
anachron @anachron2.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
bloopee converted your net wealth into crypto and bought trafficked children from myanmar? that lil scamp! hes too cute to be mad at!
040
anachron @anachron2.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
reminds me of the dinner plates in 'The Birdcage'
static.klipy.com
Hank Azaria as Agador Dancing in The Birdcage
ALT: Hank Azaria as Agador Dancing in The Birdcage
000
anachron @anachron2.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
really is the "she looked 16" administration
020
anachron @anachron2.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i think getting him out on the trail may have burst Natalie's spell of protection. he sees the empty seats every time he closes his eyes
010
anachron @anachron2.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i keep faith in howie. but this seems very poorly timed wrt lane hanging it up yesterday
000
anachron @anachron2.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
suppose its not worth noting that fallon left snl 20 years ago
000
anachron @anachron2.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They don't.
000
anachron @anachron2.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
that is qwhite the lineup
000
anachron @anachron2.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
for those reading that may have missed some subtext: Joseph Abboud is an African designer.
010
anachron @anachron2.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
this is the specific harm that is caused by journos remaining submerged in the fetid swamp of x.com. the alles app
x.com
X. It’s what’s happening
From breaking news and entertainment to sports and politics, get the full story with all the live commentary.
000
anachron @anachron2.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
well thats convenient for the guys that just got off work
000
anachron @anachron2.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
its also the last refuge of the laziest 'intellectuals' on the far right -- the most uninteresting people on the planet can garner attention by saying the edgy verboten things. its occupational defiance disorder, or simply the behavior stunted toddlers for whom a tantrum always got them the toy
000
anachron @anachron2.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
nope. me neither. i even started a rewatch last year, and...i have still not finished BG
000
anachron @anachron2.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
see, the man defrauded medicare to make a point! what a hero.
121
anachron @anachron2.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
reminds me of the spot ESPN ran for coaching legend Jerry Sandusky
000
anachron @anachron2.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Las Vegan. saw Vegan on the prompter. his brain broke and he doesnt do well with words.
000
anachron @anachron2.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Chat JDV
000
anachron @anachron2.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
**whispers in ivanka**
010
anachron @anachron2.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
the crowd kinda lingers between f----t and vegan there. he saw the prompter and thought las vegan. sums it up.
000
Reposted by anachron
MB @sugarcubedog.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Centaur
Alt: Centaur
4413680428
Reposted by anachron
The Bulwark @thebulwark.com · 06/10/2026
Trump: "I'm in office one day and one of the fake news people looks me in the eyes and said…affordability…They hit me with affordability, and that's the first time I ever heard the word used."
6817539
anachron @anachron2.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
this is correct. he's still imagining it happening to 'those people' --which is itself impeachable in a number of ways-- but yeah, he's clearly comparing high gas prices to the destruction of an american city as a tradeoff of war vs no-war --a war that is also an impeachable offense
000
anachron @anachron2.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
its the lastonly place they could hide
000
anachron @anachron2.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
quick somebody show him a giraffe
000
anachron @anachron2.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
her promo has a real demonic aura, so, points for honesty?
010
Reposted by anachron
Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
DID YOU GO TO MIT?
Trump screaming at kid with lawnmower
214232
anachron @anachron2.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
he goes right for his hair. of course he does.
000
anachron @anachron2.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
dont let the door hit ya on the way down
010
Reposted by anachron
Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
folks, i can't tell you how many times i've rewatched this ad *that republicans are paying people to see*
1393307584
anachron @anachron2.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
a virus in our body politic.
000
anachron @anachron2.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
AND SOMEHOW ALSO NOT UNDERSTAND THE WRESTLING MOVE.... these people and their insecurities about masculinity and dominance and somehow the conflation of the two will NOT cause the destruction of our civic covenant. fucking rapists dont even know what tf a stone cold stunner is ffs.
070
anachron @anachron2.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
we dont talk enough about the hair paint. the special orange boy mustve been apoplectic about that mtp appearance.
020