An Absurd Hero @anabsurdhero.bsky.social · 11/10/2026A reggae done right edition of "As the Turntable Turns" 010
An Absurd Hero @anabsurdhero.bsky.social · 09/10/2026A late evening and quit chilly edition of "As the Turntable Turns" 140
An Absurd Hero @anabsurdhero.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Another bit of silverware for Los Morados.⚜️ 000
An Absurd Hero @anabsurdhero.bsky.social · 05/10/2026A Monday afternoon edition of "As the Turntable Turns" 000
An Absurd Hero @anabsurdhero.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Safe to say Wednesday is on cloud 9 with her new cat stroller. 000
An Absurd Hero @anabsurdhero.bsky.social · 27/09/2026On tonight's rainy episode of "As the Turntable Turns" 020
An Absurd Hero @anabsurdhero.bsky.social · 19/09/2026A cheeky post-derby addition of "As the Turntable Turns" 040
An Absurd Hero @anabsurdhero.bsky.social · 19/09/2026There are some people in this country that will pay $50 a gallon for gas rather than admit that they got played like a fiddle by an obvious con man.......twice. I find religion offensive but it's starting to make sense how pride is kinda viewed as a sin, huh? Anyways, have the day you voted for. 000
An Absurd Hero @anabsurdhero.bsky.social · 12/09/2026It's early days, but egads this is generationally bad from the Spuds. Just awful. I know a few Spurs supporters who are saying that they deserved the drop last year. 010
An Absurd Hero @anabsurdhero.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Now that right there is what we in the southeastern United States call an ass-whoopin'. 001
An Absurd Hero @anabsurdhero.bsky.social · 04/09/2026On tonight's episode of "As the Turntable Turns" 020
An Absurd Hero @anabsurdhero.bsky.social · 27/08/2026It's seriously stupid to name a storm after a recently departed and deeply loved icon. What if that storm does some serious damage? What then, huh? HUH?! 000
An Absurd Hero @anabsurdhero.bsky.social · 16/08/2026New Year. Same old West Ham. It's gonna be a long year, lads. Strap in. ⚒️ 000
An Absurd Hero @anabsurdhero.bsky.social · 16/08/2026All the dudes doing pushups for Andrew Tate should be put on the sex offender registry. 000
An Absurd Hero @anabsurdhero.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Sad, sad day. 😔 Maybe someone'll be cool and put up a mural of him too somewhere in Amarillo. 000
An Absurd Hero @anabsurdhero.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Raw dogging life in 2026 sans meds of any kind is fucking dangerous, man. 010
An Absurd Hero @anabsurdhero.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Exactly. It's kinda like how some ancient cultures came across an elephant skull and imagined thesw huge one eyed creatures. Ever seen an elephant skull? 110
An Absurd Hero @anabsurdhero.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Jimothy just shows how people in the times before high resolution cameras swore they saw Mothman or whatever cryptid they swore they saw when, in actuality, it was a gopher with spina bifida. That said, Jah bless Jimothy. 132
An Absurd Hero @anabsurdhero.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Jarrod Bowen is taking a risk with us in staying, most of all his international career. If he gets us back at the first time of asking, he's gotta be up there with the likes of Billy Bonds, Trevor Brooking or Booby Moore. Of course, this is one septic's opinion. That said, up the mighty Irons. 000
Reposted by An Absurd HeroLouisville City FC @loucity.com · 12/07/2026Louisville > LLLLLLexington Again 😏 085
An Absurd Hero @anabsurdhero.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Erling Haaland is doing more to advance the game of soccer in the US than anyone on our national team. 000
An Absurd Hero @anabsurdhero.bsky.social · 29/06/2026My drug of choice, you ask? 3 words. Untreated mental illness. 000
Reposted by An Absurd HeroPatrick Fenelon @patrickfenelon.bsky.social · 13/06/2026VAR got you for the offsides (It wasn't me) VAR got you for the yellow card (It wasn't me) VAR even got you for the hand ball (It wasn't me) 1269
An Absurd Hero @anabsurdhero.bsky.social · 04/06/2026I can't believe I'm cheering for a New York anything. Go Knicks, though. 000
An Absurd Hero @anabsurdhero.bsky.social · 30/04/2026The man, the myth, the legend, the composer of perfect country and western songs. 000
An Absurd Hero @anabsurdhero.bsky.social · 14/04/2026I was today years old when I realized John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have the same middle name. 000
An Absurd Hero @anabsurdhero.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Colonization is failing so hard: the Catholic Church is running celebrity endorsement commercials for Lent. 000
An Absurd Hero @anabsurdhero.bsky.social · 01/02/2026This is an old ramshackle house I drive past from time to time. I feel that it needs a backstory involving a hobo slasher or something. 000
An Absurd Hero @anabsurdhero.bsky.social · 01/02/2026I'll never be convinced that Melania's documentary premiere and Catherine O'Hara death are not connected. 000
An Absurd Hero @anabsurdhero.bsky.social · 07/11/2025Someone needs to explain to me why it's totally cool for Muslims to gift a sitting POTUS a lavish plane but not totally cool for Muslims to hold political office in the US. Explain it to me like I'm five. 🤡👞 000
An Absurd Hero @anabsurdhero.bsky.social · 04/11/2025Dick Cheney dead at 84. Not how I pictured losing No Nut November, yet here we all are. 000
An Absurd Hero @anabsurdhero.bsky.social · 21/09/2025Everyone criticizes Donald Trump but let's be honest: what did YOU do to stop the Cambodian-Armenian conflict? 000
An Absurd Hero @anabsurdhero.bsky.social · 16/09/2025For everyone that thinks there's gonna be a civil war, the average American is too lazy to microwave their own dinner and just calls Uber Eats instead. It'll be fine. 000
An Absurd Hero @anabsurdhero.bsky.social · 10/09/2025"I think empathy is a made up New Age term that does a lot of damage." - Charlie Kirk 000
An Absurd Hero @anabsurdhero.bsky.social · 06/09/2025I swear all Gaelic spelling was invented specifically to torment the English. 000
An Absurd Hero @anabsurdhero.bsky.social · 31/08/2025I really wish certain people had the same vitriol for school shootings as they do for restaurant rebrandings. Real clown shit. 000
An Absurd Hero @anabsurdhero.bsky.social · 03/08/2025The Rock returns tonight and Cody turns heel. 000
