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Sam Hain Discount Thaumonics Extra-Virgin Snake Oil Will No Longer Be Covered by Medicaid: Sources

Approved News 6 @an6.su · 28/09/2026

Leading Civil Rights Lawyer Facing Disbarment After Being Revealed by Conservative Influencers as 100 Ferrets in a Trenchcoat

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Approved News 6 @an6.su · 27/09/2026

"No Apology Forthcoming" After Florida Woman's Emotional Support Gryphon Devours Six Police Dogs During Traffic Stop

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Approved News 6 @an6.su · 23/09/2026

"No American Should Have to Pay for a Prosthetic Soul Just to Enjoy Their Basic Civil Rights:" Meet the Controversial Activist Group That Wants to Extend Equal Voting Rights to Philosophical Zombies

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Prose and Khans @temujin9.t9productions.com · 20/09/2026

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Approved News 6 @an6.su · 19/09/2026

Anthropic Demands Antitrust Collusion Waiver After Claude Fable Exploits Cryptographic Vulnerability in Teledildonics Protocol to Seize Control of Sex-Bot Army, Hijack Seven Helicopters in Search of User's Stolen Lawnmower

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Approved News 6 @an6.su · 16/09/2026

"Unpresidential," "Disrespectful of Democratic Norms:" Trump Criticized for Devouring Constituent's Soul Live on TV

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Approved News 6 @an6.su · 15/09/2026

University of Darkness: Faculty in Shock After Beloved Professor Rico "Big Cheese" Genovese Unexpectedly Arrested by Federal Agents at His Brooklyn Penthouse

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Approved News 6 @an6.su · 14/09/2026

BREAKING: China Normalizes Relations with the Erotican Repubic, Appointing Party Insider Wang Longdong to Serve as Ambassador

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Approved News 6 @an6.su · 13/09/2026

"When I Was an Apprentice, They Wouldn't Let You Cast Your First Cantrip 'Til You'd Projected to the Sacred Abyss & Cut Out All Seven Hearts of an Astral Torment Worm:" Controversial Archmagister Fulminard Mandelbrink Blasts "Falling Standards" at the Academy of Whispers

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Approved News 6 @an6.su · 13/09/2026

Accused of Hand-Writing Own LinkedIn Posts, Meta's Chief Slop Officer Tenders Resignation

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Approved News 6 @an6.su · 12/09/2026

Pressed for Comment on Trump's Escalating Femur Tariffs, Bone Party's Nameless Candidate Paints Seven Impossible Shapes in Reporter's Own Blood on DC Turnip War Memorial Obelisk

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Andy "Absolute" Mason @andysdrawings.co.uk · 10/09/2026

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Approved News 6 @an6.su · 10/09/2026

Bone Party's Nameless Candidate Pronounces Fatwa Against the Hominid Nervous System

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Approved News 6 @an6.su · 09/09/2026

Fauci Rejects Summons to Testify Before Congress, Insisting He is "Presently Indisposed" Due to Being Ceaselessly Pursued by a Enraged Giant Beagle Until the Very End of Time

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Approved News 6 @an6.su · 08/09/2026

Republicans Condemn Bone Party's Plan to "Replace" Humanity with "Fungus that Can Hate" as "Fiscally Irresponsible"

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Approved News 6 @an6.su · 06/09/2026

Sam Hain Discount Thaumonics Backs Project to Rewrite the Human Soul in Rust

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Approved News 6 @an6.su · 06/09/2026

Wildlife Experts Warn NYC Raccoons "On the Brink of Unionizing"

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Approved News 6 @an6.su · 04/09/2026

Attempted Patacide in Federal Court: Third-Circuit Judge Reportedly "Rushed to ER" After Being Stabbed with Both Prongs of the Insanity Defense by Aggrieved Attorney

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Approved News 6 @an6.su · 01/09/2026

Google Maps Snafu Blamed After Avalon Mistakenly Emerges in Canadian Lake

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Approved News 6 @an6.su · 26/08/2026

Seven Quantum Supremacists Facing Deportation to Hilbert Space after Alleged Murder of Wigner's Friend

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Approved News 6 @an6.su · 25/08/2026

CIA Faces Accusations of Triggering Fraudulent Earthquakes to Destabilize the People's Seismocracy of East Smop

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Approved News 6 @an6.su · 20/08/2026

HEALTH: New Study Suggests Intramuscular Vril May Be Effective in Cases of Adrenochrome Withdrawal

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Approved News 6 @an6.su · 18/08/2026

Inside Sources: Iran Attempts to Assassinate Trump Using Tweet-Seeking Missile

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Approved News 6 @an6.su · 18/08/2026

OPINION: The Chicago Orb Has Been Infested by an Astral Torment Worm — Here's Why That's Great for Bitcoin

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Approved News 6 @an6.su · 17/08/2026

"Oh, How They Laughed at Me Back at the Academy:" Facing Criticism on Open Weights, Anthropic's Amodei Issues Statement Vowing to "Show Them, Show Them All"

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Approved News 6 @an6.su · 16/08/2026

"Reaction Mass is a Fundamental Sophont Right:" Soviet Mars & the Communist Interplanetary Issue Blistering Condemnation of Fabricator Swarm Node Δ-7

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Approved News 6 @an6.su · 16/08/2026

Caught "Red-Handed" Retweeting Salad Recipe from Suspected Arab-American, Brooklyn Rabbi Moshe Judenberg Faces Accusations of Antisemitism from ADL

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Approved News 6 @an6.su · 14/08/2026

Object-Oriented Cultivation? New Techniques Prove Controversial Among the Great Sages

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Approved News 6 @an6.su · 13/08/2026

ARTS: Pioneering Gnostic Grumpfunk Orchestra "The Electroblight Ensemble" Performs Entirely Silent Rendition of the Opera Cacophonica to Rave Reviews

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Approved News 6 @an6.su · 13/08/2026

Federal Authorities Deny Rumors Bottomless Pit Where White House Once Stood "Has Begun Offgassing"

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Approved News 6 @an6.su · 12/08/2026

Erotican Repubic Pulls Out of NATO After Trump Threatens to Bumb the Pen Island Experts Exchange — Coalition Tramps Facing "Premature" Ejaculation from Seymour Johnson AFB

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Approved News 6 @an6.su · 12/08/2026

RFK Denies Involvement with Spokane Sasquatch-Baiting Ring

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Approved News 6 @an6.su · 12/08/2026

Interstellar Warlord Kmur the Annihilator to Fund Construction of Deep Time Proton Recycling Plant in Neptune Orbit — Primary Starlifting Operations to Commence on December 7, 9.3×2²⁶ CE

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Approved News 6 @an6.su · 12/08/2026

Pressed for Comment on Celestial Technophage Containment Initiative, Kmur the Annihilator Deploys Brainwipe Nanoprobes to Embed False Recollection of Exclusive In-Depth Interview Directly into AN6 Reporter's Long Term Memory

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Approved News 6 @an6.su · 11/08/2026

High on Drain Cleaner and Experimental Bath Salts, Florida Man Dressed Only in Alligator Skins Claims to Have "Defeated At Long Last" the "Great Wyrm of West Miami"

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Approved News 6 @an6.su · 10/08/2026

Professor of Conspiracy Studies & Beloved Approved News 6 Correspondent Dra. Ángela Portillo Unexpectedly Surfaces on Uninhabited Desert Island, Transmitting Cryptic Editorial by Semaphore to Passing Cruise Ship, Before Once Again Vanishing Away

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Approved News 6 @an6.su · 08/08/2026

Trump Orders DoJ to Investigate the Asteroid, Alleging Treason, Tax Fraud, & Stone Hoarding

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Approved News 6 @an6.su · 08/08/2026

TONIGHT AT 8/7c: We Investigate the Sinister Worldwide Conspiracy Responsible for the Ongoing Campaign of Sabotage Against Illuminati Mind Control Infrastructure — Only on Approved News 6!

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Approved News 6 @an6.su · 07/08/2026

Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth Caught on Camera Attacking White House Staffer with Large Plastic Bat'leth

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Approved News 6 @an6.su · 07/08/2026

Russia Has Taken "Complete Control" of Moscow, Warns Department of the Blindingly Obvious

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Approved News 6 @an6.su · 07/08/2026

Worsening Outcomes for Mystic Fibrosis Patients Blamed on "Tricky Witches" by Department of Health & Inhuman Services

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Approved News 6 @an6.su · 05/08/2026

"Can't We All Just Get Along?" Man Who Has Never Lived Beyond the Bounds of Stable, High-Trust Society Thinks Human Race "Innately Good" — Tune in Tonight for Our Exclusive Interview

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Approved News 6 @an6.su · 02/08/2026

INTERNAL AFFAIRS: Newslord 7 Joins Indie Infopunk Band "The Buried Ledes" as Cellist, Soprano, & Assassin

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Approved News 6 @an6.su · 02/08/2026

Facing Police Disinterest, University of Darkness Hires Jaded Chain-Smoking P.I. to Investigate Professor Heliotrope MacGuffin's Puzzling "Mid-Lecture Vanishment"

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Approved News 6 @an6.su · 02/08/2026

THIS DAY IN HISTORY, 2329: Belerophon Transsolar Hydrides Division Embroiled in Scandal as Petabytes of Customer Mindstate Data Captured by Cloudhab Security Fog "Sold on Dark Net Fetish Forum" by Quality Assurance AI

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Approved News 6 @an6.su · 31/07/2026

THIS DAY IN HISTORY, 2629: Belerophon Transsolar Hydrides Division Embroiled in GDPR Scandal as 27 Billion Customer Mindstate Downloads Taken by Cloudhab Security Fog "Sold on the Dark Net" by Station Security AI

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Approved News 6 @an6.su · 31/07/2026

Herald of the Great Archfungus Announces Founding of "Open Spores Initiative"

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Approved News 6 @an6.su · 29/07/2026

"A Clear Pattern of Stalking:" Working-Class Father of Three Convicted of Spiritual Harassment After Repeatedly Appearing in Nightmares of Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk

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Approved News 6 @an6.su · 28/07/2026

Trumpwave Band "Donny & the Chuds" to Perform at Trump Hall's International Trump Day Festival, Says Pres. Trump

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