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Amy Vansant

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Author - AmyVansant.com Mostly mystery/thriller. Humor. Little romance. Even the thrillers are relentlessly upbeat. Help other authors through my AuthorsXP.com

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Amy Vansant @amyvansant.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
LGBTQ+ authors: AuthorsXP LGBTQ+ book giveaway Oct 20–26. You keep reader entry emails (usually 200+!). Code: pride26 = $25 off (almost 1/2 off!) authorsxp.com/mlb Please help me make this a big one and share/repost! #writesky #queerwriters #lgbtqwriters #QueerPit
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Amy Vansant @amyvansant.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Help us, CJ.
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Amy Vansant @amyvansant.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
You don't understand. If we don't give Pinocchio what he wants we are all doomed! --- Geppetto
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Amy Vansant @amyvansant.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Even Orwell is like
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Amy Vansant @amyvansant.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Houseplant asks why it had to die to get your attention.
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Amy Vansant @amyvansant.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Repurposed a compost pot as a poop bag receptacle. Anoles moved into the lid, and now I can't touch it for fear of disturbing them. She had a nice little family. My poop bags pile up nearby.
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Amy Vansant @amyvansant.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
If Zelensky set up a GoFundMe for bombing Russian bot farms, he'd never have to look for money again.
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Amy Vansant @amyvansant.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Want to save $5 on a great cozy mystery guaranteed to make you forget the world for a few hours? PINEAPPLE DIAMONDS is 99c thru Thursday! #CozyMystery #BookSky #KindleDeals #99cents www.amazon.com/gp/product/B...
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Amy Vansant @amyvansant.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Watching West Wing for the first time. Husband can't remember the name and calls it "Pumpkin Spice" because it seems like it is always winter/holidays. 😂
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Amy Vansant @amyvansant.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Can mistakes be made when grocery shopping online? Well sure... Anyone have any recipes for spaghetti squash? Like... a LOT of recipes?
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Amy Vansant @amyvansant.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You're thinking about that woman at the restaurant last night aren't you? No! Prove it! Crap. www.thebrighterside.news/post/new-ai-...
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New AI can reconstruct what you’re looking at by reading brain activity
Brain-IT reconstructs viewed images from fMRI data with improved detail and one-hour calibration, but dreams remain beyond its tested scope.
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Amy Vansant @amyvansant.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Typo in the midi crossword today gave me this for: "Topic in many cosmo and maxim stories" Kids today really do have it rough. #crossword
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Amy Vansant @amyvansant.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
We do technically, but those spots are filled with killer robots.
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Amy Vansant @amyvansant.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The ocean sloshing sounds meant to relax me in the mammogram ultrasound room are nice and all unless you happened to have just had 2 cups of coffee waiting to get in here. Less relaxing.
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Amy Vansant @amyvansant.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Lies! Now available in instant!
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Amy Vansant @amyvansant.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Archer comes face to face with nemesis #442. Purple Land Crab. #dogsofbluesky #dogs
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Amy Vansant @amyvansant.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
As someone who lives near the recently renamed PBI I seethe with jealousy.
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Amy Vansant @amyvansant.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
And it’s that yummy Argentinian beef that is totally not full of steroids.
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Amy Vansant @amyvansant.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Masochist convention.
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Amy Vansant @amyvansant.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I just watched the West Wing episode where the Dems in office realize they need to stop being afraid of offending / losing some votes & get brave and it made me tear up.
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Amy Vansant @amyvansant.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Are you 18 or over? Because if not, RUN.
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Amy Vansant @amyvansant.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
*waves* Hi, my name is Amy Vansant and I’ve written over 50 books. Have we met? 🤣❤️
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Amy Vansant @amyvansant.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Amy Vansant @amyvansant.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Slow Horses entered my rewatch rotation after the first season, side-by-side with The Wire, Sopranos Breaking Bad….Gary Oldman makes me giggle with delight every time he walks on screen…
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Amy Vansant @amyvansant.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
OMG I LOVED Piers Anthony's Xanth series when I was little. I used to stare at those forms like they were Christmas---all those books so close and yet so far... I still think about them...and how I thought the pronunciation of the first was "A Spell for 'CHAME LION'" 🤣
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Amy Vansant @amyvansant.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Purging the brunettes.
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Amy Vansant @amyvansant.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Sometimes when I'm kicking back on the sofa, I get this weird feeling that someone is watching me. #dogs #dogsofbluesky
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Amy Vansant @amyvansant.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Agreed. Too bad actual men aren't all written by women. 😂
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Amy Vansant @amyvansant.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
So textbook "pull yourself up by your bootstraps" BS they feed workers to keep them from expecting anything...hope...
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Amy Vansant @amyvansant.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
If you haven't seen FURIOUS on Hulu, go now. Dark, complex, funny, tragic...SO GOOD. Best show in forever. www.hulu.com/series/furio...
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Furious
From Executive Producer Liz Meriwether, Furious follows an FBI agent, Alice Black (Emmy Rossum) on the hunt for a mysterious and calculating female serial killer (Lola Petticrew). Both walk their path...
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Amy Vansant @amyvansant.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Literally about to post the same thing. Fantastic!
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Amy Vansant @amyvansant.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The world’s problems in order are clearly: 3. Pronouns 2. Govt controlled Nanobot vaccines and 1. Barren-ass teens who think they’re too good for babies 
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Amy Vansant @amyvansant.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Baby Knight Anole froze like this when it saw me coming. Blending into pavement score: 2/10
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Amy Vansant @amyvansant.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Hell of a cast, though...and they kept the pace moving.
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Amy Vansant @amyvansant.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The Whisper Man on Netflix is like someone pulled classic thriller scenes from a bag. I got “Clarice confronts Jaime Gumb at house." You? ‘Kid talks to ghosts!’ Cool! Add ‘broken family moves to unnecessarily large creepy old house” & screw subtle foreshadowing; let’s SCREAM what’s going to happen…
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Amy Vansant @amyvansant.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Adam Scott is the best onscreen crier since Viola Davis.
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Amy Vansant @amyvansant.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Bill Maher, from the Latin "odious cretin"
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Amy Vansant @amyvansant.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I’m watching The West Wing on HBO and the problems they have to deal with every day are just adorable.
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Amy Vansant @amyvansant.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
No Mulder, everyone knows up is north. #xfiles
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Amy Vansant @amyvansant.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Like people used "Karen" for entitled little people, we should use "Dolly" for exceedingly kind, empathetic people. "She's such a Dolly!" would be the ultimate compliment. I hope everyone is inspired to be the best Dolly Parton they can be. You can't do much better.
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Amy Vansant @amyvansant.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Sometimes they’re built by intelligent reasonable people (the ones I solve) and sometimes they’re created by dirty demented psychopaths.
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
He noticed a wild frog Frodrick living in his fence post, so he built a 3D-printed home for the frogs to live and hide then it became a Frog 🐸 resort space [📹unknowndazza]
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Amy Vansant @amyvansant.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
But what is he going to do if they take a Sycophant Barbie away from him?
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Amy Vansant @amyvansant.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Manatee: whoa whoa whoa I’m a sea cow you marine hippo.
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Amy Vansant @amyvansant.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
If only someone could’ve seen this coming.
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Amy Vansant @amyvansant.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I wear makeup so infrequently that I just spent three minutes trying to remember what you call the stuff for hiding dark circles under your eyes. I couldn't stop thinking it's called "liquid skin." That can't be right, Clarice. Finally remembered "concealer" 😂 #AmWriting #WritersLife
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Amy Vansant @amyvansant.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Wondering if Mike Myers was nearby?
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Amy Vansant @amyvansant.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Rewatching X-Files like both an enjoyable show and with a little Mystery Science Theatre 3000 energy - tons of fun.
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Amy Vansant @amyvansant.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
What’s more corrupt than that damn steam engine lobby??! Damn Phineus J. Fogg.
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Amy Vansant @amyvansant.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Cry.
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