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Amy Masson @amymasson.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

If people are gonna insist on drinking raw milk and not getting vaccines, maybe we just let nature take its course and thin out the herd some.

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Amy Masson @amymasson.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

I made an NCAA bracket and based my choices solely on which mascot I like better.

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Amy Masson @amymasson.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

Whatever designed decided that hotels all need barn doors for the bathrooms should be punched in the face. And a special shoutout to the guy (it had to be a guy) that decided this hotel needed glass barn doors.

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Amy Masson @amymasson.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

Hill I will die on. If your website sells ads, the content should be free. If I have to pay for the content, then there shouldn’t be ads.

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Amy Masson @amymasson.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

I will never understand how Republicans became anti-vaxxers.

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Amy Masson @amymasson.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

The process of trying to acquire tickets to the Nintendo Museum in Japan is more stressful than it needs to be.

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Amy Masson @amymasson.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

It seems to be really hard for the surgeon general to admit that vaccines are good.

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Amy Masson @amymasson.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

Definitely *not* planning an Ocean’s Eleven style heist to bring Punch the monkey home from Japan with me.

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Amy Masson @amymasson.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

Here’s why republicans win and democrats lose. Republicans get a candidate. Doesn’t matter how awful they are. Any candidate and they all rally around them and they all vote for him. Democrats get a candidate that they align with 90% but dislike one thing so they go protest and vote for Jill Stein.

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Amy Masson @amymasson.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

What social services would Republicans try to stop if we didn’t already have them? Fire departments? Libraries? Parks?

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Amy Masson @amymasson.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

Is it just me or does it feel like a lot of people are dying lately?

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Amy Masson @amymasson.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

Whenever I’m traveling to a new country, I join a few travel FB groups did that location so I can read up on why folks have done etc. But every time someone makes a post asking a question some jerk is like “why don’t you just Google that?” The whole point of the group is to ask questions & get tips.

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Amy Masson @amymasson.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

When you make a really awesome spreadsheet and nobody cares.

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Amy Masson @amymasson.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

My love language is acts of vacation.

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Amy Masson @amymasson.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

There’s nothing that’s happened during this Trump presidency that’s surprised me. Nothing. Par for the course. And it’s going to get a lot worse. Congrats America for voting for this.

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Amy Masson @amymasson.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

If you can be on your parents’ health insurance you should be able to be on their Netflix account. I said what I said.

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Amy Masson @amymasson.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

I like to take my family on vacations but I wonder about people who are booking business class seats for their whole family. Like ya’ll really out here paying $6000 PER PERSON for your metal tube in the sky? Like, my entire trip budget isn’t that much.

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Amy Masson @amymasson.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

Being the sole travel planner in my family is powerful but with great power comes great responsibility.

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Amy Masson @amymasson.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

I’m turning 50 next month and I’ve gone my whole life being able to see without needing corrective lenses so I feel betrayed by my eyes that I need readers. Like, I can still see regular stuff why you gotta do me this way eyes?

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Amy Masson @amymasson.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

Made a controversial post on Threads wherein I suggested parents of young adults should put in effort into maintaining relationships with their kids and wow people are big mad about that.

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Amy Masson @amymasson.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

I don’t understand the current outrage about Trump posting the racist pic of the Obamas. He’s always been racist and he’s always hated the Obamas. Like, who is surprised by this? This is typical Trump behavior and if you didn’t know, tell me what rock you’ve been living under so I can vacation there

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Amy Masson @amymasson.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

My iPhone always corrects the word has to had. SOMETIMES I WANT TO WRITE HAS. Often even.

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Amy Masson @amymasson.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

Planning international travel this summer so queue me checking our passports 1,000 times between now and May to make sure they haven’t expired. Because clearly the expiration date could change between now and then.

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Amy Masson @amymasson.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

“New Epstein files release…” doesn’t matter. There is literally nothing that could be in them that would make him lose a follower. Nothing. Imagine the most heinous gross allegation. Wouldn’t matter to them. They’d like him more because of it.

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Amy Masson @amymasson.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

Every time I see posts about protests & activism I can’t get myself to muster any enthusiasm. One year in and all I can think is- this is what America wanted. This is what they voted for. Anyone claiming they didn’t know it would be like this is lying.

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Amy Masson @amymasson.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

At the part of winter where I feel like it’ll never be warm again.

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Amy Masson @amymasson.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

I somehow end up with my Google Calendar open in like seven tabs and then when I get an event notification it dings seven times. Is this just me?

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Amy Masson @amymasson.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

People keep sending me info about ICE protests but here’s the thing. I’m against ICE. But… I also don’t want to be shot in the face.

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Amy Masson @amymasson.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

As a society we had to pass laws to stop men from dating and marrying children. Because men couldn’t figure it out otherwise.

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Amy Masson @amymasson.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

There are two kinds of Trump supporters: billionaires and idiots. You only need to look at your bank account to know which one you are.

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Amy Masson @amymasson.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

The heated steering wheel was the feature I never knew I wanted and now I never want to live without.

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Amy Masson @amymasson.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

Saw a hot take that said the male loneliness epidemic only exists for men who hate women and that is the best explanation I’ve ever heard.

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Amy Masson @amymasson.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

Spent a fortune to get tickets to the college football championship only to learn 45 is gonna be there too. MUST HE RUIN EVERYTHING?

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Amy Masson @amymasson.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

On Threads recently I asked GenXers which items they got whipped with as a kid (mine was a belt) and in light of the responses, it’s kind of shocking how Boomers are so mystified that we aren’t seeing deeper relationships with them.

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Amy Masson @amymasson.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

I hear people say that growing up they were poor but they didn’t know they were poor. Yeah, I’m afraid that means you weren’t that poor.

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Amy Masson @amymasson.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

There many reasons I hate the movie Love Actually but one of them is how they spend the whole movie calling a woman who isn’t fat fat. And as a person who has spent much of my adult life fat, this is such harmful rhetoric. This is why people end up in therapy and with eating disorders.

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Amy Masson @amymasson.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

Everyone has met or known a dog that’s afraid of men. Has anyone ever seen a dog that’s afraid of women and not men?

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Amy Masson @amymasson.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

Someone once lectured me on kids having too much stuff, saying they stopped giving their kids xmas gifts and instead were spending that money on a family vacation to Cancun. If the amount of money you are spending on Xmas can fund a family trip to Cancun, I think I see what the problem was…

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Amy Masson @amymasson.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

All I want in life is to have my pot luck dish roasted by Shaiie.

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Amy Masson @amymasson.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

House is clean. Table is set. Food is prepped. Tomorrow is just sticking things in the oven and then eating.

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Amy Masson @amymasson.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

FYI: one stick of butter is not enough for mashed potatoes.

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Amy Masson @amymasson.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

In the starting phases of planning a family vacation to Japan and am feeling so lucky that my kids still enjoy traveling with me.

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Amy Masson @amymasson.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

Why do people call girls “underage women” but you never hear about “underage men?” (That’s not a real question, I know the answer.)

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Amy Masson @amymasson.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

I hear people say to “match their energy” but nobody ever matches my energy.

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Amy Masson @amymasson.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

If you find yourself getting older and don’t find yourself wanting to be in relationships or have sex with people your age, and in fact find teenagers sexy, then I have some advice for you: go to fucking therapy.

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Amy Masson @amymasson.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

What’s up with so many men wanting to have sex with teenagers? Why is this a thing? Like, you just don’t see this on the same scale with women.

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Amy Masson @amymasson.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

Children can never consent to sex with adults. Never. If an adult is having sex with a child, they are raping a child 100% of the time.

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Amy Masson @amymasson.bsky.social · 16/11/2025

Reminder: Megyn Kelly has always been a piece of shit.

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Amy Masson @amymasson.bsky.social · 16/11/2025

With the release of more Epstein information, the tide will change and Republicans will now start to talk about how having sex with teenagers isn’t that big of a deal.

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