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mars @amusedouche420.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Text fic writers, can you pls make their phones be in night mode

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mars @amusedouche420.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

Month 9 of pregnancy: I am crying to anakin and obi-wan edits all the time

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mars @amusedouche420.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

Being a perfume enthusiast with a husband who is allergic to amber is actually hell

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mars @amusedouche420.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

My official request to the reylo community: more ppl need to make chewie mexican

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mars @amusedouche420.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

What’s in my bag video but it’s just a bunch of candy/candy wrappers and 6 different lipsticks I can never find while doing my makeup

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mars @amusedouche420.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

Brb spreading Reylo propaganda in the Dramione Facebook groups

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mars @amusedouche420.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

Having a really smart husband just means you get to laugh really hard when he gets nominated for a critical thinking award at work lmfao

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mars @amusedouche420.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

I’m a BBC Pride and Prejudice truther.

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mars @amusedouche420.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

My husband looks more like the third sprouse twin than he does his own brother

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mars @amusedouche420.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

My OBGYN told me f rfk jr and his brain worm. Jk she told me it’s ok to take Tylenol while pregnant.

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mars @amusedouche420.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Hobbies include asking bootlickers if they inherited their deepthroating skills from their mothers

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mars @amusedouche420.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

That limbo of being a staunch reylo shipper while simultaneously thinking that the Star Wars sequel trilogy movies are actually so awful and downright insulting to the viewer.

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mars @amusedouche420.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

I just saw a video of someone claiming that many of the buildings in Chicago with truly impressive neoclassical architecture built for the 1893 worlds fair were actually part of the lost tartarian civilization and I feel like if I tipped my head over my brain would leak out like soup.

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mars @amusedouche420.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

“Babe, you’re missing Orlando Bloom getting lashed” -my husband that understands me so deeply while watching Pirates of the Caribbean

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mars @amusedouche420.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

I need Maddy/Rue yuri content like yesterday.

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mars @amusedouche420.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

I just read a Jess/Paris Gilmore girls fic that was so well done. Someone pls write more of them bc 16 available fics on ao3 is criminal.

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mars @amusedouche420.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

PWMOV was my least favorite Emily Henry book and this movie release is only made more awful bc of my personal opinion that the worst thing a person can be on top of being unlikeable is loud.

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mars @amusedouche420.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

TW: acotar I told my SIL I did not like acosf because I hated nesta and then went on a long rant about the qualities of her character that I hated only for her to respond with it being her fav book in the series bc Nesta reminds her of herself. I said what I said lol.

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mars @amusedouche420.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

I’ve not read any Frieda McFadden books and I simply refuse to not bc I know anything about her books but because her wig is so god awful

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mars @amusedouche420.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

SOPHIE is Death Grips for girls and gay ppl

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mars @amusedouche420.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

Having to explain to ppl that I’ve not watched stranger things bc I’ve been harboring a 10+ year grudge on Joe keery bc I met him at a diy show in like 2014 and he was a huge asshole….

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mars @amusedouche420.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

I found out I am having a daughter which of course means the first place I look for name inspiration is the local cemetary directory

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mars @amusedouche420.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

Does my cat dying days before I was supposed to post a chapter about animal bone preservation through dermestid beetles count as me getting ao3 cursed (yes)

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mars @amusedouche420.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

Every time I think about the Star Wars sequel trilogy I feel genuinely insulted as a viewer when the only explanation we got was “somehow palpatine has returned.” Like I know everyone loves Oscar Isaac but this singular line put me off Poe. Also the fact that a bunch of people died bc of him.

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mars @amusedouche420.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

“Great artists steal” I say to myself as I type out an insult I read in a tik tok comment.

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mars @amusedouche420.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

Nessa Rose? More like Nessa Blows.

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mars @amusedouche420.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

“There’s no alternatives for Apple Music or Spotify” go to the library. “Why is tv and movie streaming so expensive” GO TO THE LIBRARY.

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mars @amusedouche420.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

Ok I finally finished watching all of the Star Wars movies and now I can participate in my fav activity of informed hating

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mars @amusedouche420.bsky.social · 28/11/2025

Oh god I’m crying over Harry Potter again.

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mars @amusedouche420.bsky.social · 28/11/2025

Been reading a lot of reylo fics and I see it’s very common for ppl to do callback to dialogue from the movies which is funny to me bc those movies are just not well written

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mars @amusedouche420.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

“They talked about everything and nothing” WHAT DID THEY TALK ABOUT

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mars @amusedouche420.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

Casting a 9 year curse of impotence on every driver that has ever cut me off.

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mars @amusedouche420.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

I have in fact been banned from playing Fortnite for the remainder of my pregnancy as my husband legitimately is afraid I will anger myself into preterm labor

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mars @amusedouche420.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

borderline agoraphobic wishes ao3 comments had a like comment function. THANK YOU FOR COMMENTING I DONT WANNA TALK.

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mars @amusedouche420.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

“He’s still a white cis man” as a discrediting comment of Ron Weasley’s character is probably the funniest thing I’m going to read today

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mars @amusedouche420.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

“God I hate him so much” -said tenderly with the most affection about Jesse Eisenberg who I want to crack in half over my knee and other things….

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mars @amusedouche420.bsky.social · 16/11/2025

The biggest fumble in all of Harry Potter id that scene in HBP where Draco breaks Harry’s nose, coincidentally passing up on 1/3 of the deathly hallows

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mars @amusedouche420.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

white leftists do something besides condescend to the marginalized groups you claim to advocate for challenge

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mars @amusedouche420.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

Pregnancy rage + GDT Frankenstein discourse has enabled me to not want to speak to another white woman for the next 20 years.

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mars @amusedouche420.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

I was wrong it’s actually being 60k in like for this same 5k venue

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mars @amusedouche420.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

Devastation is being 36k in line for concert tickets when the venue only hosts 5k……

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mars @amusedouche420.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

That scene in The Last Jedi where Kylo realizes Rey is in his quarters. Shorty may as well have been going through his underwear drawer.

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mars @amusedouche420.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

Just found out the company that produces my favorite lipstick still does animal testing. This is worse than when I found out my favorite coconut milk brand has monkey labor.

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mars @amusedouche420.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

“I hate myself for hating them” -Julian casablancas in on the other side but also me every time I meet a swiftie

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mars @amusedouche420.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

I should retitle my Wednesday fic from Wednesday’s Got a Gun, to How to Pick Locks: the Wednesday Addams Story. Anyway, chapter 10 out now. #wyler #weyler archiveofourown.org/works/712340...

archiveofourown.org

Wednesday's Got a Gun - Chapter 1 - amusedouche - Wednesday (TV 2022) [Archive of Our Own]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

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mars @amusedouche420.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

I saw new moon in theaters last night and let me share my favorite detail: when Edward shows up in a two piece suit , sans tie, to break up with Bella, he isn’t wearing a belt, which in my mind makes total sense for his character bc why would a person with perfectly tailored pants need a belt?

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mars @amusedouche420.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

Yeah okay fine I’ll promote my Wednesday fic. Freaky latinas rise up. Wednesday’s Got A Gun Chapter 9, click here. archiveofourown.org/works/712340... #weyler #wyler

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mars @amusedouche420.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

I legitimately get tears in my eyes every time I watch video of the guy in the orange jacket dance to scheibe with Gaga

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mars @amusedouche420.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

The lioness does not concern herself with hits:kudos ratios. The lioness writes for enjoyment and self-fulfillment.

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