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Amtrak @amtrak.bsky.social · 30/09/2023
Consider the Following:
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Amtrak @amtrak.bsky.social · 22/08/2023
do not respect the internet or your time on it. nothing jeff bezos owns is worthy of your respect
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Amtrak @amtrak.bsky.social · 22/08/2023
i think i'm starting to understand bluesky. everything posted by everyone can be printed out into little blockchain dipshit receipts or something so we can finally have perfect knowledge of all takes, wielding them like a scalpel to perform a cutting out of the weak and unhorny
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Amtrak @amtrak.bsky.social · 22/08/2023
i wonder how many people's anxiety disorders are just withdrawals from not being able to smoke weed during work hours, which they smoke a ton of at home to deal with another underlying anxiety disorder which is caused by having to go to work
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Amtrak @amtrak.bsky.social · 21/08/2023
in a way, it's like i get to be buried *with* henry ford and andrew carnegie, bc their foundations ever-inflict their will beyond even my own grubby grave
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Amtrak @amtrak.bsky.social · 21/08/2023
impressed by how many different corporations my dollar squeezes thru so i can buy a coke
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Amtrak @amtrak.bsky.social · 21/08/2023
oh god no no no that's not at all correct
It's body reapers! Fucking body reapers! In the image above in an Amazon listing. A weight lifting belt with a cool skull on it and the hard ass embroidered name body reapers! The only workout belt designed to kill!
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Amtrak @amtrak.bsky.social · 20/08/2023
it is time once again for me to play the game where i ride my motorcycle as far as I possibly can, but also it is 110⁰ outside! each day hoping the next jump will be the jump home
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Amtrak @amtrak.bsky.social · 20/08/2023
just ate an extremely ripe tomato over the bathroom sink
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Amtrak @amtrak.bsky.social · 20/08/2023
i think i will use my massive new platform to complain about slight delays in personal pleasure and to list the things you used to be able to buy for a goddamned quarter
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Amtrak @amtrak.bsky.social · 19/08/2023
it's a fucckin awesome meme I did. You see, I took the Sopranos logo, like from the show, and put the Spore logo behind it. Like the video game. Anyway, I'm very high and funny, so now it says The Sporanos
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Amtrak @amtrak.bsky.social · 19/08/2023
someone better start doing ideological work on those Chive guys before the great red tide of history gets em
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Amtrak @amtrak.bsky.social · 11/08/2023
and so it begins again
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