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Ashley Miller

@amreports.bsky.social
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Professional Minneapolis enthusiast. Won a Pulitzer once. She/her.

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Ashley Miller @amreports.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Successfully bullied the building into turning the AC back on
Girl who is “going to be okay” meme
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Ashley Miller @amreports.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Saint Paul supremacy let’s goooooooo
Jeb Bush celebrating in front of crowd
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Ashley Miller @amreports.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Very dark gray clouds above the giant Slide at the State Fair.
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Ashley Miller @amreports.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
We gotta shame these people
Google review for Taco Libre saying “was one of my favorite places until they switched their menu to AI slop and started using it on advertising.”Google review for B-52’s saying “used AI slop for advertising.”
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Ashley Miller @amreports.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Dr. Manhattan time meme saying “it’s 2026 and lettuce is recalled. It’s 2026 and jalapeños are recalled. It’s 2026 and blueberries are recalled.”
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Ashley Miller @amreports.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
We’re being out-Minnesota’d by Michigan!!!!
I Voted sticker featuring the Edmund Fitzgerald
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Ashley Miller @amreports.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Minnesota continuing to fight ICE every chance we get
Bloodied man saying “I didn’t hear no bell.”
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Ashley Miller @amreports.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
My partner’s parents sent me a package unannounced (ominous) but it was just a box full of Star Trek action figures from the 90s. Still in the package!!!
Action figures of Sisko, Geordi, Riker, Data and Picard.
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Ashley Miller @amreports.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Lucille Bluth: "I don't care for South Dakota."
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Ashley Miller @amreports.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Met my heroes today (Metro Transit staff)
Screenshot of email that says “I’m sure you get this all the time, but I’m a big fan.”
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Ashley Miller @amreports.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Guy pointing incredulously at himself.
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Ashley Miller @amreports.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
WHO THE F IS THE VIKINGS
Minnesota wins 42 to 14
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Ashley Miller @amreports.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
LET’S GO VIXEN 🦊 I’m at A Bar of Their Own as Minnesota could finally end its pro football championship drought
Crowded, cheering bar
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Ashley Miller @amreports.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I love my country Minneapolis ❄️☀️
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Ashley Miller @amreports.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Beautiful day downtown
View from the commons downtown Minneapolis, with City Hall and Capella in the background
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Ashley Miller @amreports.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Screenshot from Jurassic Park 3 when Alan has a nightmare
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Ashley Miller @amreports.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Honored to be mentioned in my favorite newsletter @racketmn.com City comms are allowed to be fun!! And reflect their community.
Do You Hear That? Nothing!

You may have experienced a slightly more peaceful lunch period than you expected this afternoon. The city of Minneapolis canceled its monthly weather siren test, which ordinarily takes place at 1 p.m. on the first Wednesday of the month, because there is a possibility of actual severe weather today. So if you do hear sirens, panic! 
This decision disappointed a passel of obsessives on Bluesky who like to post “awoo” when the “lunch siren” goes off. But fear not, awoo crew: The sirens will be tested next Wednesday, as the city announced in this cute lil post… 
See all the fun you’re missing if you’re still hanging out on Twitter?
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Ashley Miller @amreports.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Adam Silver saying “get ready to learn hot dish buddy.”
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Ashley Miller @amreports.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I’m struggling
Boxer saying “okay, I am going to enjoy summer.” Followed by the same boxer sitting down and saying “damn summer got hands.”
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Ashley Miller @amreports.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
More like wrath amiright
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Ashley Miller @amreports.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
In honor of Naz Reid, here is the video I did at the Strib with @governorwalz.mn.gov when the Wolves made the conference finals.
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Ashley Miller @amreports.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I am in hell help me
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Ashley Miller @amreports.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Post-monsoon view of downtown
View of downtown from target field, with a few buildings partially obscured by fog.
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Ashley Miller @amreports.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
TARGET FIELD PAY YOUR WORKERS
Crazy long line at target field
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Ashley Miller @amreports.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Streets are saying Olivia Miles is the coolest basketball player in the whole damn league (I’m streets)
Lynx basketball
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Ashley Miller @amreports.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Deleted post:
Strib post saying “members of two antifa groups are set to be charged”
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Ashley Miller @amreports.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Greg Bovino considering presidential run www.newsnationnow.com/politics/bov...
Minnesota flag hastily photoshopped into a meme saying “how many times do we have to teach this lesson, old man.”
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Ashley Miller @amreports.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Smiling child saying the evil is defeated
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Ashley Miller @amreports.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
About 30 minutes between these photos
Sunny Minneapolis skyline Dark and cloudy Minneapolis skyline
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Ashley Miller @amreports.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Moody sky for Prince night at Target Field
Dark clouds over target field which has purple lights
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Ashley Miller @amreports.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Being very strategic about my Teams background
Screenshot from a teams meeting. The background is the Minnesota state flag, an anti-AI sign and a Timberwolves pennant.
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Ashley Miller @amreports.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Met a legend at MIA today @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social
Epic match-ups: Where Art and Sports collide
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Ashley Miller @amreports.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
On god I am ordering a bigger sign asap
No AI poster
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Ashley Miller @amreports.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Got (deservedly) dragged on other platforms because I shared an AI flyer the City had been given, not realizing it was AI. Then had to delete my original post last night about how stupid I felt because it had an embarrassing typo. So basically it’s dumb idiot hours 24/7 in this house. Keep booing
Taxidermy fox
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Ashley Miller @amreports.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
We’re trying a new thing on the City of Minneapolis instagram: It’s called fun vibes. I put this together for the Wolves being back downtown tonight.
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Ashley Miller @amreports.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Drove by a Target in Anchorage and said “wait Minnesotans would go wild for this”
A target with massive snow covered mountains in the background.
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Ashley Miller @amreports.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Just had a honeycrisp apple
Reagan-Mondale electoral map superimposed with notable Minnesota figures
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Ashley Miller @amreports.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Here are a few of my favorites that didn’t make the cut
Michelin tire dining at Stock & BondMichelin tire dining at Dreamstate Michelin tire dining at Diane’s Place Michelin tire at Berlin
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Ashley Miller @amreports.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Amazing things happening on the City of Minneapolis Instagram.
A picture of Gai Noi with a Michelin tire dinning at the table.
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Ashley Miller @amreports.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Wow they got my ass. www.startribune.com/twin-cities-...
Putting the mid in midcentury
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Ashley Miller @amreports.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
cool cool cool cool cool
winter storm warning
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Ashley Miller @amreports.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Drivers in the Twin Cities when it snows in March (something it does every single year).
Screenshot from I Think You Should Leave where Tim Robinson doesn’t know how to drive. He says “I don’t know what any of this shit is and I’m scared.”
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Ashley Miller @amreports.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I should have have gone bigger.
Anti-AI sign hanging in a cubicle.
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Ashley Miller @amreports.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
I was going strong until they ran out of all hot beverages.
A beautiful yet cold woman
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Ashley Miller @amreports.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Anyways I’m crying
Allianz Field banner with the rebel loon and the phrase we have friends everywhere
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Ashley Miller @amreports.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
oh so it actually is that good
Thai tea French toast from Diane’s place with raspberries
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Ashley Miller @amreports.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Just got a calendar notification that today is an important day in history: The anniversary of George Bush sending a presidential memo about his very, very, very fat dog
GEORGE BUSH FAT DOG MEMO ANNIVERSARYIMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
THIS IS AN ALL-POINTS BULLETIN FROM THE PRESIDENT
SUBJECT:
MY DOG "RANGER"
Recently Ranger was put on a weight-reduction program. Either that program succeeds or we enter Ranger in the
Houston Fat Stock Show as a Prime
Hereford. All offices should take a formal "pledge" that reads as follows: "WE AGREE NOT TO FEED RANGER. WE WILL NOT GIVE HIM
BISCUITS. WE WILL NOT GIVE HIM FOOD OF ANY KIND." In addition, Ranger's "access" is hereby restricted. He has
been told not to wander the corridors without an escort. This applies to the East and West Wings, to the Residence
from the 3rd floor to the very, very bottom basement. Although Ranger will still be permitted to roam at Camp David, the Camp David staff including the Marines, Naval personnel, All Civilians and Kids are specifically instructed to "rat"
on anyone seen feeding Ranger. Ranger has been asked to wear a "Do not feed me" badge in
addition to his ID.
I will, of course,
report on Ranger's fight against obesity. Right now he looks like a blimp, a nice friendly appealing
blimp, but a blimp.
We Need Your Help-All hands, please help.
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Ashley Miller @amreports.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
When the world needed them most, they returned
GIRL SCOUT COOKIES
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Ashley Miller @amreports.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Paper Boy Deli in the skyway. The era of slop bowls for lunch is OVER. Sandwich supremacy returns.
Focaccia sandwich with turkey, roasted eggplant and arugula
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Ashley Miller @amreports.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
The strib brought it therapy dogs for the newsroom 😭😭😭 this is Bobby
Very polite looking golden retriever
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