AMummyResurrectingAWerewolfResurrectingAMillionBats @amrawramb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026@cryptozoic.bsky.social are there any updates on this? 000 0
AMummyResurrectingAWerewolfResurrectingAMillionBats @amrawramb.bsky.social · 14/09/2026My partner watching me make myself a burrito: 020 0
AMummyResurrectingAWerewolfResurrectingAMillionBats @amrawramb.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Lefty, the Hamburger Helper mascot. 110 0
AMummyResurrectingAWerewolfResurrectingAMillionBats @amrawramb.bsky.social · 27/08/2026It's not my fault I'm stuck in this fuck ass town. 110 0
AMummyResurrectingAWerewolfResurrectingAMillionBats @amrawramb.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Talking to a neighbor at the park. Her: "Don't worry, your house will sell soon. It's clear you have reasons for wanting to leave town. It will be for for you." Me: "I wonder what she means by that?" My shirt: 110 0
AMummyResurrectingAWerewolfResurrectingAMillionBats @amrawramb.bsky.social · 19/08/2026If you had your own late night talk show, who would be your house band? Mine would be The Avalanches, not insignificantly just for breaking the mold. 000 0
AMummyResurrectingAWerewolfResurrectingAMillionBats @amrawramb.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Come on man, you don't need to rub it in. 030 0
AMummyResurrectingAWerewolfResurrectingAMillionBats @amrawramb.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Cast yourself as a villain. 100 0
AMummyResurrectingAWerewolfResurrectingAMillionBats @amrawramb.bsky.social · 01/07/2026The Washington State flag. 010 0
AMummyResurrectingAWerewolfResurrectingAMillionBats @amrawramb.bsky.social · 19/06/2026I find the sensation to feel like I'm Being John Malkoviched by a moron so I don't do it, but I still think it's worth trying if you're curious. 010 0
AMummyResurrectingAWerewolfResurrectingAMillionBats @amrawramb.bsky.social · 13/06/2026I remember hearing once when I was a kid that my dad made "six figures" before he gave up his career to do skilled labor for minimum wage because it was more masculine or something stupid. I would drown him in a bathtub to have the modern equivalent salary. 010 0
AMummyResurrectingAWerewolfResurrectingAMillionBats @amrawramb.bsky.social · 26/04/2026"Hey for dinner can we have dum-" "BACK OFF!" 000 0
AMummyResurrectingAWerewolfResurrectingAMillionBats @amrawramb.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Caesar Why Aren't You A Doctor Or A Lawyer Jan's Son Is A Lawyer You Should Talk To Him. 020 0
AMummyResurrectingAWerewolfResurrectingAMillionBats @amrawramb.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Images from Artemis II the government doesn't want you to see. 000 0
AMummyResurrectingAWerewolfResurrectingAMillionBats @amrawramb.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Called it in September. 110 0
AMummyResurrectingAWerewolfResurrectingAMillionBats @amrawramb.bsky.social · 18/03/2026"Whoah, I've never heard of this game, I should go put it on my Steam wishlist." 100 0
AMummyResurrectingAWerewolfResurrectingAMillionBats @amrawramb.bsky.social · 30/01/2026There's a guy in my town with a Gadsden flag and I really just want to replace it with this in the night. These people were always just posers. 221 0
AMummyResurrectingAWerewolfResurrectingAMillionBats @amrawramb.bsky.social · 12/01/2026Scott is maybe the greatest living philanthropist. 030 0
AMummyResurrectingAWerewolfResurrectingAMillionBats @amrawramb.bsky.social · 11/01/2026The VGA sales bump in action. 020 0
AMummyResurrectingAWerewolfResurrectingAMillionBats @amrawramb.bsky.social · 18/12/2025I love how this is like the inverse of Akira Toriyama's slime for DQ. 010 0
AMummyResurrectingAWerewolfResurrectingAMillionBats @amrawramb.bsky.social · 20/11/2025It's November 20th. Where are my deals, Nintendo? 000 0
AMummyResurrectingAWerewolfResurrectingAMillionBats @amrawramb.bsky.social · 20/10/2025Basically all their DLC for the last year or two. Maybe they stopped? I just checked out from them altogether. (Sorry, had to reupload the pic) 120 0
AMummyResurrectingAWerewolfResurrectingAMillionBats @amrawramb.bsky.social · 16/10/2025You could make it more plausible if the phone was something like the waterproof Casio G'zOne. Not sure if the timeline or character personality works, but there were commercial ruggedized phones in the mid-laye '00s. I had this one in 2007(?). 110 0
AMummyResurrectingAWerewolfResurrectingAMillionBats @amrawramb.bsky.social · 10/10/2025The inevitability of the McDonald's McD.L.T. box. 020 0
