Reposted by AmphigoreyOingo Boingo Lyrics @boingolyrics.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Now, everybody tells me you're the dog's best friend I'm the cat's meow since I don't know when I'm an instigator from a dead man's town So when did the whole world turn upside down? Song: Water (Demo) Album: Unreleased youtube.comWater (Demo) at YoutubeWater (Demo) at Youtube 031
Reposted by AmphigoreyAnn LeBlanc @robotleblanc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026friday is for kafkaposting 4771981704
Reposted by AmphigoreyMulti-em-dash-ate @starchy.org · 10/10/2026lol, I forgot that I wrote this a couple years ago. Tax* the rich! 052
Amphigorey @amphigorey.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Their stuff looks so bad. The fit and quality is far below actual lingerie brands. 010
Amphigorey @amphigorey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026That, and being smart makes some people excruciatingly dumb. 1161
Amphigorey @amphigorey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Absolutely. Tea on Piedmont now has vegan curry buns and they are delicious. 140
Amphigorey @amphigorey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I'm so impressed that you caught the weight! An uncontrolled ascent from 80' is terrifying. I had a buddy lose her weight belt at 30' and that was scary enough. 110
Reposted by AmphigoreyOingo Boingo Lyrics @boingolyrics.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Let's have a party There's a full moon in the sky It's the hour of the wolf And I don't want to die Song: No One Lives Forever Album: Dead Man's Party youtube.comNo One Lives Forever at YoutubeNo One Lives Forever at Youtube 021
Reposted by Amphigoreybubbe yaga @ellearmageddon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026gavin newsom looks like a guy who lied to his elementary school classmates about how cool his birthday parties were, and never outgrew that phase 15113
Reposted by AmphigoreyMulti-em-dash-ate @starchy.org · 17/09/2026I feel sick. Support your local arms embargo armsembargonow.comarmsembargonow.comOakland People's Arms Embargo 022
Amphigorey @amphigorey.bsky.social · 17/09/2026A nurse motivated by spite Tied her infantine charge to a kite She launched it with ease On the afternoon breeze And watched til it flew out of sight -Edward Gorey 010
Amphigorey @amphigorey.bsky.social · 02/09/2026@charliejane.bsky.social I'm 40 pages into Lessons in Magic & Disaster and I'm having a great time. You've already done so much to animate the characters in that short span, and I can't wait to find out what they do next. 000
Amphigorey @amphigorey.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I see why the judge was so impressed by "that quiet little sheltie" all those years ago! 120
Amphigorey @amphigorey.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I worked at the Magic Kingdom and I vividly remember the first time I entered the back end of the utilidors, which are industrial like the back alleys at a hotel. But then you walk up two flights of stairs, open a nondescript door, and you're in the middle of Fantasyland. It's mind bending. 050
Reposted by AmphigoreyOingo Boingo Lyrics @boingolyrics.bsky.social · 01/09/2026(In the middle of a big tornado) In the middle of a big tornado (On the tip of everyone's tongue) On the tip of everyone's tongue (In the belly of a giant whale) In the belly of a giant whale (All the girls just wanna have fun) All the girls just wanna have fun ... Song: Gratitude Album: So-Lo youtube.comGratitude at YoutubeGratitude at Youtube 021
Reposted by AmphigoreyLar deSouza @lartist.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Cartoon: More Fan Art: Dungeon Crawler Carl and Princess Donut: Edward Gorey edition! Some folks pointed out my Dr Seuss rhyme was a little more Gorey and Seussian, at which point I said "HEY!" :) 311422
Reposted by AmphigoreyExploit Code Not People @cooperq.com · 26/08/2026Flock is just one branch of the surveillance state. We need to rip out the entire tree, not just prune a branch here and there. 1125
Reposted by AmphigoreyKen Plume @kenplume.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Pee Wee Herman & Dolly Parton singing a duet? Here ya go... 192042628
Amphigorey @amphigorey.bsky.social · 25/08/2026static.klipy.comWALL-E Waving HelloAlt: WALL-E the little Pixar robot, waving hello 010
Reposted by Amphigoreyrev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 22/08/2026the Flock company has hidden a golden ticket inside a Flock camera somewhere in America, and if you find it they give you twenty million dollars 181351274
Amphigorey @amphigorey.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I did a thing with Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me! Emma is a delight.instagram.comWait, Wait...Don't Tell Me! on Instagram: "A bigger bra can make you more aerodynamic! So we sent Emma shopping to help her reach TOP SPEED 💨 Producers: @lilliankking @emmaeunjoo Special thanks: @re...926 likes, 19 comments - waitwaitnpr on August 14, 2026: "A bigger bra can make you more aerodynamic! So we sent Emma shopping to help her reach TOP SPEED 💨 Producers: @lilliankking @emmaeunjoo Spec... 032
Amphigorey @amphigorey.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Possible, I suppose, but I'm an oingo boingo specialist and I've never heard that. Elfman commented that he wrote it "about Jeffrey Epstein before he knew who that was," meaning it was aimed at that type of predator. He hasn't ever said it was about anyone specific. 100
Amphigorey @amphigorey.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Are you making a distinction between mockery and satire? Who is he making fun of? 100
Amphigorey @amphigorey.bsky.social · 18/08/2026That song is absolutely satire. He's making fun of gross songs like My Sharona. 230
Reposted by AmphigoreyMulti-em-dash-ate @starchy.org · 15/08/2026we don't wanna to see it No! We don't want to see it We don't want your screenshots of transphobes They've got a right to host it But why go fucking post it? We don't want your screenshots of transphobes [repeat chorus] 0206
Amphigorey @amphigorey.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Johnny was bad, even as a child everybody could tell Everyone said, if you don't get straight you'll surely go to hell 010
Amphigorey @amphigorey.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Everyone, go look at Ask A Manager and enjoy the tale of Jane, the Legend. www.askamanager.org/2026/08/the-...askamanager.orgthe editing test, the millipede surprise, and other ways we've mortified ourselves at workIt’s Mortification Week at Ask a Manager and all week long we’ll be revisiting ways we’ve mortified ourselves at work. Here are 15 mortifying stories to kick off today. 1. The grunt I’m middle-aged an... 030
Reposted by AmphigoreyOingo Boingo Lyrics @boingolyrics.bsky.social · 11/08/2026My mind has wandered from the straight and narrow My mind has wandered from the flock, you see My mind has wandered The man just said so My mind has wandered I heard it on TV And the flock has wandered away from me Song: Insanity Album: Boingo youtube.comInsanity at YoutubeInsanity at Youtube 011
Reposted by AmphigoreyJohn Scalzi @scalzi.com · 04/08/2026If Ray Bradbury came back as a zombie, the title of the story he would write would be "There Will Come Soft Brains" 3863840
Amphigorey @amphigorey.bsky.social · 02/08/2026@summerjackel.bsky.social this one's tailor made for you 071
Amphigorey @amphigorey.bsky.social · 01/08/2026I'd love to do Nothing to Fear, Oingo Boingo. They're so interesting and underrated (which is why I make a podcast about them). 031
Amphigorey @amphigorey.bsky.social · 01/08/2026I did too! They were fantastic! And the guy on the double drum had biceps for DAYS. 140
![4-panel comic. (1) [Giant fishing rod-like cat toy positioned above four tectonic plates. Two helicopters that appear tiny due to scale fly above. People next to device are so tiny they cannot be seen.] PERSON 1: The key to exposing new geologic layers is understanding the three forces driving plate movement: slab pull, ridge push, and taunting. (2) PERSON 2: Taunting? What do– PERSON 1: *Initiate thrust fault pattern!* [The dangly end of the toy wiggles.] (3) “Rumble” sound effect from tectonic plates. (4) “Lunge!” sound effect from tectonic plates. [Plates split at a diagonal angling toward toy.]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreib4bgny4aloexmhcpuj3hprxwxludu6ix23qkcarfocnvdizaw7ia)
