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AMissionFromDog @amissionfromdog.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I don't think this is the first realtor to get kicked out of their firm for airplane shenanigans.

AMissionFromDog @amissionfromdog.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

This is so sad, future generations of @alyankovic.bsky.social Weird Al fans won't have the context for the reason he broke up with Zelda the calligraphy enthusiast in Albuquerque. my first reaction when my wife told me was, "wait that's still a thing!??"

screenshot of Google search result for "Columbia House closing"

"Columbia House - yes, it still exists - is going out of business." - CNN

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AMissionFromDog @amissionfromdog.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Before 2000, all time travel stories went to the old west. After 2000, all time travel stories go to the 80s.

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AMissionFromDog @amissionfromdog.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

There are two 7-11s on my street about half a mile apart, one of them is right next to the high school, and one of them is right next to the middle school. And get this, they just do not sell alcohol at those two stores. Funny how simple it can be.

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AMissionFromDog @amissionfromdog.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

If you're trying to get a rise outta me, you better run.

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AMissionFromDog @amissionfromdog.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Love that all these people showed up to support Weird Al

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AMissionFromDog @amissionfromdog.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Daniel Radcliffe, Steve Carrell <- i see what you did there

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AMissionFromDog @amissionfromdog.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

Now I want to hear a South Park/Kanye gay fish song redone about frogs.

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AMissionFromDog @amissionfromdog.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Of course that are, the pharaohs were all named thousands of yeas ago, while the Simpsons didn't even exist until the 20th century.

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AMissionFromDog @amissionfromdog.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

Finally someone said it! BTW this is doing numbers on Reddit, too.

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AMissionFromDog @amissionfromdog.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

I call it "a.i.", always in quotes, like sarcastic air quotes. Also in lowercase to distinguish it from Weird Al, because he doesn't deserve that sort of association.

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AMissionFromDog @amissionfromdog.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

Yeah, the pic on the right is from moments after birth, the left was 4 hours later, according to the filenames on my phone. It was slimy for less than an hour... here's a pic from about 40 minutes after the birth:

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AMissionFromDog @amissionfromdog.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

Well, yeah, the "straws" are like the quills on a porcupine, which is another well known animal vegetable hybrid (hence the 'pine' in their name).

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AMissionFromDog @amissionfromdog.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

I had that experience with an alpaca baby a few years ago. Newborn animals can be sooooooo cute.

three alpacas, two adults and a newborn baby

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AMissionFromDog @amissionfromdog.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

When the fonz lifts his thumbs ♫ ♪ shows his big smiling gums That's a more ayyyyyyyyyyy♬

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AMissionFromDog @amissionfromdog.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

unplanned walk in Miami? I'm glad it's late December. :)

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AMissionFromDog @amissionfromdog.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

well, you can't just give him the fish.

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AMissionFromDog @amissionfromdog.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

Super Best Friends gives us "the Muslim prophet with the powers of flame". So...

The Muhammad depiction from South Park Episode "Super Best Friends".

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AMissionFromDog @amissionfromdog.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

Scholomance was intense. Great fun novel!

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AMissionFromDog @amissionfromdog.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

90 more tours!? I dunno man, sounds like way too much awesome, the world can't handle that kind of excitement!

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AMissionFromDog @amissionfromdog.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

Suspiciously extraneous information.

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AMissionFromDog @amissionfromdog.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

The issue with rude drivers: everyone has a different view of what's rude, those who camp in the left lane slowing everyone down think tailgaters are rude, and those who ride people's asses think left lane campers are rude. As George Carlin said, "Idiots and Maniacs": www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWPC...

youtube.com

George Carlin - Idiot and Maniac

YouTube video by Luis Rodrigues

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AMissionFromDog @amissionfromdog.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

that's all i ever wanted in a music player.

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AMissionFromDog @amissionfromdog.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

I agree with your feeling, because when it's cold, bugs are mostly slow and lethargic, so it seems like that would mean they are cold blooded.

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AMissionFromDog @amissionfromdog.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

someone gathering craft supplies for their elementary school class, I imagine.

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AMissionFromDog @amissionfromdog.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

Wow, I'm kinda glad I put some money into AMD stock at the beginning of this year. Hopefully that keeps going. (Note: that was my first ever stock investment, I know nothing about the stock market and have no advice, or even any idea what I'm doing, really.)

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AMissionFromDog @amissionfromdog.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

Jimmy you've come such a long way since The Man Show.

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AMissionFromDog @amissionfromdog.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

So... anyone notice a lack of annoying, self-righteous, bigoted, judgy people today? ... No? hmmmm, guess no rapture. Again. Welp, better luck next time.

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AMissionFromDog @amissionfromdog.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

That's what happens in a room with omnidirectional lighting and lots of reflective surfaces.

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AMissionFromDog @amissionfromdog.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

had anyone told him how many people are killed by dihydrogen monoxide?

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AMissionFromDog @amissionfromdog.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

PB&J with a layer of plain Lays chips is a crispy sweet treat for sure.

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