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I am no car @aminocar.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
ICE is a growing business
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I am no car @aminocar.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Attorney General Don Bambi all set to make Grok new Ethics Boss
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I am no car @aminocar.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Hey, I think I was promised Trump to stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot me—not some guy Homan
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I am no car @aminocar.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
With Epstein client list handled, Attorney General Don Bambi can finally focus on all things Tesla
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I am no car @aminocar.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Where do you get all your fancy tables from though?
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I am no car @aminocar.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
The Emperor’s new covfefe is to do nakd
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I am no car @aminocar.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
So, why should the US make a deal with the untrusty Iranians?
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I am no car @aminocar.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
I have started to watch the news on an old LCD set. Couch Eyes’ makeup is way scarier on OLED with those deep, rich blacks
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I am no car @aminocar.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Could not have happened to a less normal person than Norm
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I am no car @aminocar.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Oh, there’s another problem all right
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I am no car @aminocar.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
It would be much more interesting to at least once see the people behind these Fox News speeches give them rather than watching the acting by these muppets
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I am no car @aminocar.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
GOP/MAGA hate soccer
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I am no car @aminocar.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Attorney General Don Bambi to deploy The United States Army Corps of Engineers to build more parking lots for Tesla inventory
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I am no car @aminocar.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
We usually call them feature phones, not dumbphones
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I am no car @aminocar.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Norm just ain’t normal
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I am no car @aminocar.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Las Vegas now wants visitors out?
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I am no car @aminocar.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
To be fair, a running tank puts Muscovites to shame
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I am no car @aminocar.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
They should try respecting the military
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I am no car @aminocar.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Aren’t they way too short for stormtroopers?
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I am no car @aminocar.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Always felt safe in Brevard County until this speech
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I am no car @aminocar.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Los Angeles is also the city of the only Kings America needs
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I am no car @aminocar.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
So, today’s paper did not have the headlines I have been waiting for
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I am no car @aminocar.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Tired of winning
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I am no car @aminocar.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Little green men, Crimea 2014 Fat green men, California 2025
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I am no car @aminocar.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Today’s freedom of thought, tomorrow’s thoughtcrime
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I am no car @aminocar.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Will they then be shipped back, or you know?
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I am no car @aminocar.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
I plan to build American bananas over the weekend
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I am no car @aminocar.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Lightning doesn’t strike twice
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I am no car @aminocar.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Call me old-fashioned, but I will go and get some groceries
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I am no car @aminocar.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
This week I will be buying a tan suit
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I am no car @aminocar.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
MAGA kicks not only those who are already down—they will kick also those walking right in front of them
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I am no car @aminocar.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Attorney General Don Bambi requires all Harvard students to drive Tesla
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I am no car @aminocar.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Taco Tuesday over Tariff Tuesday
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I am no car @aminocar.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Clearance just sounds too woke.
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I am no car @aminocar.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
GOP/MAGA hate soccer, not surprised
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I am no car @aminocar.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
This week I have mostly been eating hamberders
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I am no car @aminocar.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Everything is bigger in Texas Like weird and crazy
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I am no car @aminocar.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Weird
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I am no car @aminocar.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
20,000 new ICE boys will need 10,000 new big-boy trucks to ride around. Where could the government get those on such short notice?
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I am no car @aminocar.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Not sure Leonardo DiCaprio can become one—but I bet he would go with Pope Leo XXIV
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I am no car @aminocar.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
The only way I can realistically contribute to Trump economy is buying no dolls at all
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a group of soldiers are standing in a row wearing helmets and armor .
ALT: a group of soldiers are standing in a row wearing helmets and armor .
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I am no car @aminocar.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
How many eggs does a doll need anyway?
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I am no car @aminocar.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Not all publicity is good publicity—finally true in 2025!
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I am no car @aminocar.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
You know, in Soviet Union, you could tell you were in a doll store by looking at all the empty shelves. If there were no shelves at all—well, you were in a shelf store. Genuine Soviet experience brought to you by Trump & GOP/MAGA.
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I am no car @aminocar.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Donald Quixote gearing up, beautiful Sancoal Panza needed
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I am no car @aminocar.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Attorney General Don Bambi vows to send journalists receiving negative feedback on Tesla to prison
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I am no car @aminocar.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
This week I will be mostly doing A1
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I am no car @aminocar.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
I have yet to see a full-blown RFK walking around a mall—and I sure hope to keep it that way
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I am no car @aminocar.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Blue suit trumps a tan suit
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I am no car @aminocar.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Attorney General Don Bambi names judges and courts number one enemy of Tesla
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