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Amina Akhtar

@amina.bsky.social
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Author of Almost Surely Dead (out 2/2024 by Mindy’s Book Studio), Kismet, and #FashionVictim. Skincare junkie. I live in a forest surrounded by animals. I’m obsessed with my dog.

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Amina Akhtar @amina.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Happy pub day to @variolator.bsky.social! SNEEZE, The History and Science of the Common Cold, is out today! Yay David! There book includes a fascinating chapter on Long Covid so pick it up y’all! www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/814031...
The cover of Sneeze, The History and Science of the Common Cold
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Amina Akhtar @amina.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
I gotta go to the neuro hospital in Phx later this week (just more tests) and I always like to see what’s nearby in case I want to grab a snack or do some shopping and oh. Oh no thank you
Screen shot of a map of downtown phoenix showing the ICE field office
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Amina Akhtar @amina.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Looking for your next hot read and love White Lotus? The @Nytimes has you covered! They recommend KISMET (yes my KISMET, full of gross smoothies and bodies in the desert and talking ravens) so go pick it up www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
Screenshot of four books including the cover of Kismet, my book.
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Amina Akhtar @amina.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Proof of life (and my see thru skin lol)
A selfie of me lying in bed, no makeup, sick because I’m always sick these days
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Amina Akhtar @amina.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Before and after I asked who was a pretty lady
Small dog looking away from the camera Small dog looking at the camera
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Amina Akhtar @amina.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
On sundays we stare into the void
Small dog staring into the void Small dog staring into the void
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Amina Akhtar @amina.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
You know what you don’t want to find between your screen and the window at night? Spider eggs, hatching.
Spider eggs hatching on my screen
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Amina Akhtar @amina.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Y’all very exciting news: my one year old orchid IS BLOOMING! I have kept it alive and it’s thriving! How?? I don’t know. Its sister plant needs time to bloom still.
An orchid plant blooming
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Amina Akhtar @amina.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
On the bright side of having nausea and being on meds that make me food averse: my cheek bones are ready for the spotlight I guess
A selfie of me with my messy bookshelves behind me
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Amina Akhtar @amina.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
I’m tired of living in a magical land of snow and ice, aka Arizona
Small dog in a parka is skeptical about the snow It snowed in northern Arizona, pictured is snow on a stone fountain surrounded by desert forest treesMore snow in ArizonaMore snow in Arizona seen over a patio
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Amina Akhtar @amina.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Just a coyote hanging out
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Amina Akhtar @amina.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Bean is wondering why no one is petting her. (Ignore the clothing chair behind her that makes her fur look larger 😂)
Small dog staring intently at the camera while sitting on a bedSmall dog staring intently at the camera while sitting on a bed
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Amina Akhtar @amina.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Here you go 🤣
A Valentino studded ankle boot
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Amina Akhtar @amina.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Me: I’m not a fashion girl anymore! Also me: throws in designer boots and a cape when it snows 🤷🏽‍♀️
A pic of my boots and the lower hem of my cape but trust me it’s fabulous
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Amina Akhtar @amina.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Persephone is never coming out of the Underworld at this rate
A pomegranate plant covered in snow in Arizona
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Amina Akhtar @amina.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
What the shit is this AZ?
Screen shot of weather app showing snow in northern Arizona
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Amina Akhtar @amina.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Everything is terrible etc but the stars are still stunning
The stars in tonight’s sky behind a tree
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Amina Akhtar @amina.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
She’s outraged I’ve not managed to make it second-dinner time. 20 more minutes, Bean.
Small dog staring into the camera with a very serious expression
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Amina Akhtar @amina.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
It’s a little dry out
Screenshot showing the humidity at 7 percent
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Amina Akhtar @amina.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Bean says hi
Small dog being very cute
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Amina Akhtar @amina.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
My fault, I’ve been dead. She’s snoozing very loudly next to me. Here’s a pic of her hiding at the vet
Bean hiding under a chair at the vet.
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Amina Akhtar @amina.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
We ran out of birdseed. These moochers (they steal the birdseed) aren’t pleased
A squadron of javelinas staring at me
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Amina Akhtar @amina.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Did a zoom so here’s proof of life
A photo of me
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Amina Akhtar @amina.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Just a coyote sitting on my patio, staring off looking majestic, all while it rains
Just a coyote sitting on my patio, staring off looking majestic, all while it rains
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Amina Akhtar @amina.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Every night Bean tries to lick the skin off my arm—it’s the lotion. I have to let her or she’ll sneak attack me all night. After I get her to stop, she invariably sneaks an elbow lick. Such a little weirdo. I love her.
A close up of a small—and insanely adorable—brown and black dog.
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Amina Akhtar @amina.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
My win today besides my orchid looking like it’s gonna grow some flowers is that I bitched so much to our trash co about our missing trash container (it’s been weeks) that they gave us a free month of trash pickup. That’s all I got.
An orchid with a stem with little bulbs on it that look like they could grow into flowers
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Amina Akhtar @amina.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Having Stephen King weather and the only birds around are these two
Two ravens perched on a fence on a foggy AZ day
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Amina Akhtar @amina.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
And some scenery shots because snow in the desert mountains is always stunning
light snow in the mountains of AZlight snow in the mountains of AZ
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Amina Akhtar @amina.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Anyways, it's snowing in AZ and Bean is not that into it
a small brown dog wearing a puffed vest carefully stepping through slushy snowsmall dog in parka says no to the snow and nopes out
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Amina Akhtar @amina.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
THIS PART
screen shot from an article on what happened to author Aisha Gawad and Lisa Ko at the Albany Lit Festival. "Gawad and Ko were both shown what happens when you dare to question the dominant narrative. When you no longer behave like a good immigrant, a silent immigrant, your character is assassinated, and your career is threatened. There’s a deeply insidious aspect to this kind of reality distortion—it shows how liberalism makes space for both institutions and individuals to legitimize, and manufacture consent for, state violence."
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Amina Akhtar @amina.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
She’s not allowed second dinner tonight bc her stomach is upset. I’m sorry Bean!
Small dog lying forlornly on a pillow
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Amina Akhtar @amina.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
1. I don’t even want to chat with real people 2. My mom always wore a lace bustier when we talked obviously 3. Cup.
Instagram’s weird AI characters we can chat with, including a mom in a see through bustier, and a cup.
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Amina Akhtar @amina.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
I’m totally winning this day
Email spam that says “big pharma likes your penis”
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Amina Akhtar @amina.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Uh, excuse me ma’am. Your baby has walked off.
Small baby javelina walking away from the herd on my patio
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Amina Akhtar @amina.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
She would like second dinner now
A small dog on a sofa staring into your soul
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Amina Akhtar @amina.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Hiiiii
A small dog in a hot pink coyote vest. She looks miserable.
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Amina Akhtar @amina.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Just say no
An inflatable small couch (it’s forest green) being sold at Walmart.
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Amina Akhtar @amina.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Then just tap the item and hit hide. This is amazing.
Screenshot showing a feature on safari iPhone that hides distracting items
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Amina Akhtar @amina.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
You’ll get this menu, tap hide distracting items
Screenshot showing a feature on safari iPhone that hides distracting items
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Amina Akhtar @amina.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
I just realized safari on iPhone has a hide distracting items feature. So if you’re trying to read something and ads are popping up, you can get rid of them! Was I the last to know? Tap that icon top left of the browser
Screenshot showing a feature on safari iPhone that hides distracting items
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Amina Akhtar @amina.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Currently at the vet and Bean is not happy (it’s fine, she needs a shot)
My dog in panic mode on my lap at the vet
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Amina Akhtar @amina.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Mom can’t get a break even while eating
Babies feeding off mom javelina while she tries to eat Baby javelinas with their mother
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Amina Akhtar @amina.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
I’ve been remiss in providing baby javelina content. I love them.
Baby javelinas following their mom while she steals birdseed Baby javelinas following their mom while she steals birdseed
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Amina Akhtar @amina.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Y’all, please look at this stunning quill set @benjaminharnett.com’s better half sent me. I’m so touched!! After the year I had this is such a wonderful way to kick off 2025. (Ben please give Toni the biggest hug for me!)
An actual quill set complete with tips and ink
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Amina Akhtar @amina.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Would you like visual inspiration?
Door cam picture of some idiot dressed as Pennywise running around a neighborhood in TX
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Amina Akhtar @amina.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
The New Year Coyote says hi
A coyote standing on my patio wall in front of a view of desert hills and mountains
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Amina Akhtar @amina.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Please enjoy Bean’s reaction to the art my neighbor made for/of her (Bean in the Moon) “Is that me??”
My dog looking adorable standing next to an art work featuring her in the moon
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Amina Akhtar @amina.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Hello, weird dog
A javelina watching as I walk my dog
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Amina Akhtar @amina.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
I’m cleaning up all the foam the roofers left in our yard and some is too small to pick up. Enter: Dustbuster! Vacuuming my yard worked!
Little bits of roofing foam along the side of my house
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Amina Akhtar @amina.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
I love my dog, I do. She’s adorable and sweet. But my god the girl does not know how to push 💩 out her butt and then looks to me in panic. Just push! Anyways I had to run and get a napkin (we were in our yard and no I don’t pick it up bc there’s wild animal crap everywhere already).
My weird little dog staring into your soul
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