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Charlemagne @amilcharlemagne.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
There’s nothing that bothers me more than starting a podcast with a clear mission and beautiful show artwork, only for the audio to sound like it was recorded on a flip phone.
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Charlemagne @amilcharlemagne.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
It’s 60 degrees outside and I just sat on my stoop for 30 minutes in shorts. Take that, winter—you bum!
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Charlemagne @amilcharlemagne.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Same but with plants. 🌱
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Charlemagne @amilcharlemagne.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
It’s odd how, nowadays, a film’s success is often measured by its opening-week box office earnings, prioritizing commercial success over artistic value or storytelling.
avclub.com
Mickey 17 fails to regenerate more than 16 percent of budget at box office
Mickey 17 fails to regenerate more than 16 percent of budget at box office
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Charlemagne @amilcharlemagne.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Let’s keep these good vibes going.
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Charlemagne @amilcharlemagne.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
I’m barely surviving this daylight savings.
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Charlemagne @amilcharlemagne.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
To the new head of marketing at Apple Studios, let me just say this: You did that!
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Charlemagne @amilcharlemagne.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
My Spotify Wrapped let me know I’ve only been listening to news podcasts, which is truly unhinged. I clearly need to get back to lighter stuff, like true crime.
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Charlemagne @amilcharlemagne.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Conclave (2024)
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Charlemagne @amilcharlemagne.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
My wife and I trying to decide who’s gonna cook dinner tonight.
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Charlemagne @amilcharlemagne.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
I only wish that Conclave would’ve played at Court street cause the mess would’ve had the crowd going.
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Charlemagne @amilcharlemagne.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Currently watching Beavis and Butt-Head Do America on the Criterion Collection app. That’s cinema 🤌🏾
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Charlemagne @amilcharlemagne.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Last night I went to see the revival of Gypsy on Broadway starring Audra McDonald and all I have to say is… she’s getting that Tony.
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Charlemagne @amilcharlemagne.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
This is so cold.
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Charlemagne @amilcharlemagne.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
As a society, we should come together and stop pretending that turkey tastes good.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
theonion.com
It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible
The task of reporting is not a simple one. Each and every day, reporters and editors at publications like The Onion make difficult decisions about which issues should receive attention, knowing that o...
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Charlemagne @amilcharlemagne.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
I miss the days when grifters like this used to be ostracized by society.
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Charlemagne @amilcharlemagne.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Why didn’t Cousin Faith stay with Big Momma in the first place?
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Charlemagne @amilcharlemagne.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
I recently watched the film Boiling Point (2021). As someone who’s worked in the food industry, I can say it’s an incredibly accurate portrayal, even down to the boss calling his ex-wife, high as hell on coke.
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Charlemagne @amilcharlemagne.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
I guess it’s easier to believe that both these companies inflated their numbers instead of accepting that everyone thinks you’re a cornball—now even more than before.
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Charlemagne @amilcharlemagne.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Having Thanksgiving dinner at a fancy restaurant is truly a top-tier experience. No cooking, no dishes.
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Charlemagne @amilcharlemagne.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
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Charlemagne @amilcharlemagne.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Do you know how terrible Earth has be right now for our mini moon to be like, ‘Nah, this is crazy. I gotta go but ya’ll be easy tho.’?
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Charlemagne @amilcharlemagne.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
I just finished watching the season finale of From, and to be honest, I found it really disappointing. The pacing this season felt incredibly slow, with little to no resolution. It was so drawn out that the finale felt more like the midway point of the season.
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Charlemagne @amilcharlemagne.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Hopefully the Xenomorphs win this time cause I can’t keep taking L’s like this.
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Charlemagne @amilcharlemagne.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Me: “I haven’t checked Twitter in a few days. I wonder what’s going on.” Twitter:
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Charlemagne @amilcharlemagne.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
I might have to start selling feet pics to go see Denzel Washington in Othello next spring.
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Charlemagne @amilcharlemagne.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
So basically a Twitter government.
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Charlemagne @amilcharlemagne.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
My New Year’s resolution is to stop grunting as if I were in excruciating pain every time I get up from the couch.
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Charlemagne @amilcharlemagne.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
This is a remarkable analysis highlighting the missteps of the Democratic Party and why their campaign was destined to fail from the beginning. A must read.
thenation.com
The Left Didn’t Sink Kamala Harris. Here's What Did.
It’s easier to blame activists, but far more powerful forces have led Democrats to neglect the real crises facing Americans.
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Charlemagne @amilcharlemagne.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Knowing how to drill into an asteroid apparently.
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Charlemagne @amilcharlemagne.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
I have three after work events to go to this week.
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Charlemagne @amilcharlemagne.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
New York is officially under a drought watch. I can only imagine those ‘I only shower once a month’ people are rejoicing right now.
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Charlemagne @amilcharlemagne.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
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Charlemagne @amilcharlemagne.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
To everyone blocking every alt-right account they come across, make sure to block the Trump rage-bait accounts too. Those folks bring just as much chaos.
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Charlemagne @amilcharlemagne.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
I know Beyonce is about to put those Netflix engineers in a chokehold if they mess up her event.
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Charlemagne @amilcharlemagne.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
I’m watching the 1998 Denzel Washington film Fallen for the first time. During a scene with him and John Goodman, I suddenly feel like I’ve seen this before—and then, out of nowhere, this classic meme happens.
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Charlemagne @amilcharlemagne.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
So, when are we getting a Rue McClanahan lookalike competition?
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Charlemagne @amilcharlemagne.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Why wasn’t I part of the ‘Eat Soup on a Hot Day’ starter pack?”
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Charlemagne @amilcharlemagne.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
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Charlemagne @amilcharlemagne.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Anyone surprised by Netflix’s terrible coverage of last night’s live event clearly didn’t experience the Love Is Blind live reunion show.
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Charlemagne @amilcharlemagne.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Netflix engineers right now #tysonpaul
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Charlemagne @amilcharlemagne.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
This is an unbelievable level of pettiness. ❤️
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Charlemagne @amilcharlemagne.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Just remember, whoever Trump nominates today won’t be there tomorrow. Let the Hunger Games begin.
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Charlemagne @amilcharlemagne.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Leave that demon over there.
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Charlemagne @amilcharlemagne.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
The wild part is that they started looking for all this information as soon as the election ended. Make that make sense.
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Charlemagne @amilcharlemagne.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Me currently trying to get into the holiday spirit.
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Charlemagne @amilcharlemagne.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Getting used to the cold weather again is always a challenge, but the quality of sleep is always top tier.
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Charlemagne @amilcharlemagne.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Tonight for dinner, I’m making creamy pumpkin pasta, a recipe by Bon Appétit. In theory, it should be good, but I’m not entirely convinced.
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Charlemagne @amilcharlemagne.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
As someone who lived through the death of MySpace, I feel that Twitter is heading down the same path and I’m here for it.
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