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Andrew Howard

@amhoward.bsky.social
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Same as over on the old bird site. But less wound up. Default mode is sarcasm. Probably. Sports-wise: LFC, Ulster Rugby and Lanky.

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Andrew Howard @amhoward.bsky.social · 5h
The shirt or the yacht?
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Andrew Howard @amhoward.bsky.social · 5h
That just sounds like a pre-emptive excuse for when a furious Trump comes after him
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Andrew Howard @amhoward.bsky.social · 9h
She’s pure entertainment?
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Andrew Howard @amhoward.bsky.social · 9h
They will recruit this early and you still need to get three traitors. This way, one is in the bag. And he’s so clamorous he’ll give the others away
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Andrew Howard @amhoward.bsky.social · 9h
Surely the sensible play is to leave him in.
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Andrew Howard @amhoward.bsky.social · 11h
We’re still flying London to Edinburgh and Glasgow - two destinations that should be faster by rail (but shaving 45 minutes off the journey time and adding the extra capacity would take 20 years and £50-100bn)
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Andrew Howard @amhoward.bsky.social · 12h
I just don’t see this making a dent in LHR demand. The new double decker trains are going to hold up to 1000 pax, roughly 6/7 short haul planes. On paper that’s significant but in reality, they’re going to very different destinations.
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Andrew Howard @amhoward.bsky.social · 15h
"I promise you, a lifetime’s fear of the fur evaporates in an instant" "when I talked my mum into giving it a try, she gagged alarmingly and swore at me with some venom as she fought to expel bits of skin from her mouth." Context is very important.
theguardian.com
My latest discovery? You can eat the skin of a kiwifruit – and the benefits are myriad | Adrian Chiles
It turns out all that time spent peeling and paring was entirely wasted, writes Adrian Chiles. Now I’m gobbling them like apples and putting the extra fibre to good use
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Andrew Howard @amhoward.bsky.social · 16h
I’m pretty convinced that Barry has not, in fact, read it.
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Andrew Howard @amhoward.bsky.social · 18h
I have a feeling that this is something they will be losing their shit about all over again. Meanwhile, who wants to buy into WinstonCoin?
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Andrew Howard @amhoward.bsky.social · 18h
It’s white European, we all know what they mean.
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Andrew Howard @amhoward.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The joke about my residence in Clapham is that it is now so long ago that it was before Abbeville was a village.
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Andrew Howard @amhoward.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
In the very early 2000s I moved to SE London. That coincided with when the local police started using big yellow signs to appeal for witnesses to crime. I emerged from West Dulwich BR one evening and saw a new one "drive-by kidnapping" - very much a not-fucking-around kind of crime.
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Andrew Howard @amhoward.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I got my year wrong, it was Sept 93 and PC Patrick Dunne was killed in Cato Road in October. It was *very* different
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Andrew Howard @amhoward.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I moved to Clapham in ‘94. At that time Balham (where i’ve been for years now) was the *Badlands* But yeah, KX is now way scarier than 39 years ago. Such BS.
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Andrew Howard @amhoward.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
She deserves some credit for this (and I am not a fan). She’s married to a man called Hamish from Wimbledon, who I am going to assume regards his Scottish background as important to their kids as her Nigerian one. They’re whatever they want to be, and that’s how it should be.
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Andrew Howard @amhoward.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Humble bragging your edginess!
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Andrew Howard @amhoward.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
perhaps she meant Yogi Bear.
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Andrew Howard @amhoward.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Fun fact: the US currently sanctions Russia and can't buy any of these 2m barrels per day.
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Andrew Howard @amhoward.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Solves the social care problem as well. THIS IS ENGINEER THINKING
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Andrew Howard @amhoward.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I am. But probably less complicated than GTA6
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Andrew Howard @amhoward.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Decompile -> source code -> AI written intents -> AI written code For large enterprise SW application there would be only about 1 million points where it might diverge from the original
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Andrew Howard @amhoward.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
There's a problematic lack of moral relativism: I got a response to criticising what the GP have done that was "well what's your solution, Andrew?" I don't have one but I know it's not yours. And that's just failure in their eyes.
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Andrew Howard @amhoward.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I considered that but I also think they will be delighted - the message is you can't vibe code enterprise SW - it will be crap and you'll get sued.
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Andrew Howard @amhoward.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
They may be secretly delighted: Enterprise App providers have seen their share price collapse under the SaaSmageddon idea that AIs will just build bespoke for you (Adobe is down 2/3rds from two years ago). But SW is complex and these are likely *full of bugs* and it will get you sued.
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Andrew Howard @amhoward.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That defence seems to be working for illegal hacking of private systems. Suggest some SW vendors maybe less passive
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Andrew Howard @amhoward.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
ooh ooh, pick me, I know this: It's because Theresa May wasn't a proper Tory. She'd been woked up by the Lib Dems.
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Andrew Howard @amhoward.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Stacey's Mom was rubbish but Radiation Vibe is one of the *great* summer songs.
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Andrew Howard @amhoward.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Would have been helpful to see this on the wall opposite the hall where I sat my German GCE
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Andrew Howard @amhoward.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I think it's more accurate to say that Starmer was a bit of a ruthless bastard in terms of ousting Momentum and the AS wing. And hence they feel lied to and betrayed (rather than legally out-manouevred)
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Andrew Howard @amhoward.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
perhaps this is covered by the general vibe of "oh we won't actually do that"
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Andrew Howard @amhoward.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That's arguably been the case in the past, but a really different position to hold with *this* Israeli government when there are very many zionist jews who oppose what is happening
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Andrew Howard @amhoward.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It was my white fiat
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Andrew Howard @amhoward.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Vote Tory if you don’t want to be blown to bits. It’s a straightforward electoral choice
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Andrew Howard @amhoward.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Doesn’t seem to make any sense to you or me … but to Kemi and Kartlidge??
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Andrew Howard @amhoward.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The issue with SDI was that the technology was years away. Iron Dome proves it does exist, it’s largely US technology and therefore sizing it, even on the back of an envelope and understanding how many years it might take to deploy, is the bare minimum before this is even floated as an idea.
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Andrew Howard @amhoward.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That stadium in Mendoza is problematically named
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Andrew Howard @amhoward.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Aha, the “Fanny made him do it” defence.
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Andrew Howard @amhoward.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Upwards of 100,000 according to this: www.telegraph.co.uk/money/care/c...
telegraph.co.uk
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Andrew Howard @amhoward.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I saw little point in asking.
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Andrew Howard @amhoward.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
How? Johnson put him in the Lords.
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Andrew Howard @amhoward.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
THE FREEDOM PARTY
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Andrew Howard @amhoward.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I like this guy. He's got fight.
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Andrew Howard @amhoward.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Survivor bias.
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Andrew Howard @amhoward.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We need a meme of Miatta Fahnbulleh from QT last week: “It is really important when we are having these debates that we don't just make things up”
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Andrew Howard @amhoward.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Somebody asked me yesterday, what's wrong with a single state where everyone is treated equally?
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Andrew Howard @amhoward.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Don't delete, just give us your best guess of the geopolitical and economic impact 😆
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Andrew Howard @amhoward.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He’ll have another by election to fight soon enough.
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Andrew Howard @amhoward.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is an example of the start of a process of the normalisation of awful people that resulted in Anne Widdecome acquiring some sort of national treasure status while remaining a bitter old bigot (I stress that this does not excuse her murder)
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Andrew Howard @amhoward.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
In order of impact / likely success: 1. US govt withdraws support for current Israeli government . . . . 9999999999. Greens pass a conference motion.
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