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Roni

@amethyst885.bsky.social
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Aspiring writer, 4 oz coffee babe, gnome collector, Chicagoan with fuzzy locs. Bear-sized and Prince fam. Single, full of desire and THCa🤪 Perimenopause n PCOS are kickin mah azz. Blog: hmcottage.blogspot.com linktr.ee/huncamunca

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Roni @amethyst885.bsky.social · 19h
😩oh dear heavens! My elderly eyes!
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Roni @amethyst885.bsky.social · 21h
🎶Bless the telephone❤️🎶
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Roni @amethyst885.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
(I am going to go the hell off if I have another conversation like that, with her.) 🙃
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Banned Books Week is almost over! The Trump administration had at least 596 books removed from schools serving military families. Don’t forget to get out there and read some of the books they tried to keep off the shelves. Happy Banned Books Week!
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Roni @amethyst885.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
But you say he's just a cat! Oh Buddy yoooooou....you got what I neeeeeeeed.... peridotlyrics.blogspot.com/2026/10/budd... #poetry #cats #tabby #cat
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Buddy Ain't My Cat
Buddy is a lovely Tabby running an obvious game, and is probably microchipped and well fed.
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Roni @amethyst885.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Seriously cannot process. 🤷🏾‍♀️ um….
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Roni @amethyst885.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ditka died? Damn. Hold on.
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Roni @amethyst885.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
(Had to turn it on to post the poem, though. 🤷🏾‍♀️) #poetry #freeformpoetry
An untitled 3 stanza poem (by Veronica, the user amethyst885 that reads: 

Turning the phone off is....
Soothing,
Makes me nervous,
"Damn, I need to buy..."
An escape from...everything.
Turning off the phone...
Liberates me from helper duties.
Keeps me from the doom of scroll.
Maybe, delays malaise.
Extra quiet in an uneventful life.
No stress headaches.
No comparisons.
Darkness.
Silence, finally.
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Roni @amethyst885.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It's a fucking mess, but sure I'll strip down & slowly re-learn HTML basics. Again. 😆I was okayish with it back in like '04, man. blackmage85.neocities.org (I had fun fumbling around, although it needs all kinds of work.)
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Veronica's Study
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PBS News @pbsnews.org · 08/10/2026
President Donald Trump's administration is suspending tech giant Microsoft from a program to apply for green cards for workers who come to the U.S. to live and work using H-1B visas as it accuses the company of fraud. to.pbs.org/4rS5Epk
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WATCH: Vance says Microsoft is being suspended from green card program for H-1B visa workers
President Donald Trump's administration is suspending tech giant Microsoft from a program to apply for green cards for workers who come to the U.S. to live and work using H-1B visas as it accuses the ...
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Roni @amethyst885.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
These people have convinced me to leave my cave on the 15th. I’ll be going to Martin, TN to hear Ilyasah Shabazz speak at an event. And no bags, so I need a look….with pockets 😩 for my wallet and big ass phone. It should be great, but social anxiety is amping up nervousness…days ahead 🥴
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Don't they have enough?? All these little weeny billionaires do is suck up our resources and leave us with nothing." ICYMI - South Park calls out billionaires for data centers and resource extraction👇
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
😕 things @GovBillLee @MarshaBlackburn @SenatorHagerty never mention
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Roni @amethyst885.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh, 18 year old me, what were we thinking, kid? #poetry #freeformpoetry peridotlyrics.blogspot.com/2026/10/8-30...
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8-30-2003
2003.
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Roni @amethyst885.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I would really like to turn that 83% done into 100%.
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Roni @amethyst885.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ughhhh 😩
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Roni @amethyst885.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’m glad smartphones and cameras (save for digital cameras I barely brought with me) weren’t around that summer of 2001. I shaved my eyebrows off.🫢 I looked fucking insane, my bangs weren’t long enough to cover it, and I only had a few scarves and headbands to cover it. I drew them on. 🥴
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Roni @amethyst885.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Funnnn…it’s like GeoCities! Ahhhh! Im just getting started. A quiet lil index page. blackmage85.neocities.org
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Veronica's Study
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Roni @amethyst885.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Promo for the book U ain't read yet: hmcottage.blogspot.com/2026/10/amet... Blog about my strange parental relationship: hmcottage.blogspot.com/2026/10/dad-... Buddy is not my cat, yo: hmcottage.blogspot.com/2026/10/hey-...
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Roni @amethyst885.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m going to write erotic poems, and they’re going to come out as funny. Because I don’t really write erotica very well. 🥴🤷🏾‍♀️ anyway let me rush and write before I lose it. I must create!🔥 (Destroy? 🥴 Ruin? Disturb the dead writers? 🤷🏾‍♀️)
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Roni @amethyst885.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#poetry #poetsky #booksky The book: a.co/d/03qhFb6b The “Tour”:
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Roni @amethyst885.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Well shit, almost had this dude in my hair 🥴when I wanted to go outside for a smoke. 🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️
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Roni @amethyst885.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’ve GOT to stop falling in love with animals at first sight because I’m about to lose it over this CAT 🐈 🫢❤️
Adult male tabby reclines on a green and silver patio bench.
Adult male tabby lounging in the sun, behind a patio bench that is silver with green and white pillows.An adorable male tabby cat 🐈‍⬛ having a small meal of treats in the patio Male tabby with his back to the camera, eating cat food.
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They are all on the same team, are you with them or against them?
The image is a political graphic that labels Russian President Vladimir Putin, U.S. President Donald Trump, and Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu as "The Genocide Squad" and accuses them of being criminals and mass murderers.
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Roni @amethyst885.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think I need to get my natal chart professionally analyzed/read/whateva Because apparently I'm....a lot? I dunno man. #Astrology #NatalChart #PlutoInScorpio
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
⛽️ 🚌 FOX NASHVILLE: “Rising diesel prices affect Tennessee public schools… could cost Rutherford County Schools an additional $250,000 to $300,000…” The Trump tax is real.
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Rising diesel prices affect Tennessee public schools as transportation costs climb
Rising diesel prices could cost Rutherford County Schools an additional $250,000 to $300,000, according to the school system.While diesel prices rise, the schoo
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Roni @amethyst885.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
To avoid complete and utter insanity, sometimes I put beads on things. Rose Quartz Strawberry Quartz Clear Quartz Garnet And Rhodonite
Two pairs of earrings. Smaller: DIY copper wire wrapped, with various stone beads for love and self love. Larger: big silver earrings with the same beads. I used:

Rose Quartz 
Strawberry Quartz
Clear Quartz
Garnet
And Rhodonite
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hey @MarshaBlackburn maybe at the UT game you can ask Trump about rolling out the red carpet for China? Kinda awkward after you literally crushed fortune cookies and did that whole racist ad and said y'all would be so tough on them😬
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Roni @amethyst885.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oh we are very familiar these days. #Tabby #Cat #WestTN
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Roni @amethyst885.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Challenging myself not to buy anything for 72 hours. So far, pralines, the sale of my dreams, and 900 crystals have tempted me to break this challenge promise. ALSO. SOCKS. GUM. CUTE SWEATERS. HOODIES.
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Roni @amethyst885.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Clairaudient. 😩 oh lord. I need a minute.
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Roni @amethyst885.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Fineeeeeeeee let’s go outside and get wet to collect rain water 🧙🏾‍♀️🫢☔️
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Just A Sec Towelie
ALT: Just A Sec Towelie
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Roni @amethyst885.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is the perfect weather for fuckin. And I still have a burning flame for somebody I don’t know yet, but want to spend a whole rainy morning with them, moaning and sweating like… Pot needs a lid over here. 🤷🏾‍♀️ But, all crass thoughts aside, I do miss the intimacy of being with someone.
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Roni @amethyst885.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I laughed at my dad when he said after 30+, sometimes you bend over and accidentally fart. Like, come on old man. You just wanted to fart. 😓 …so anyway, I hope he enjoys the delightful Nerds Candy knockoff I bought from my favorite dispensary. (it was so loud. 😳)
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Roni @amethyst885.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
(One more pic)
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Roni @amethyst885.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Oh baby, sign me up for crazy cat lady activities. I’m beaming 🧙🏾‍♀️and already trying to be all “are you my familiar 🫢” like this cat ain’t here for the treats lol
An adorable tabby with green eyes munches treats.
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Roni @amethyst885.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Fuck yeah, fed a cute ass stray cat this morning 😩❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ and he said “meow”…I feel so magical this morning ahhhh meow 🐱
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Rainbow Cat
ALT: Rainbow Cat
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Roni @amethyst885.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Please people: stop asking me important questions on a Sunday after 5 PM. 😶‍🌫️Damn it, that’s a Monday meddlin’.
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Roni @amethyst885.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Yeaaaah that’s nice. Already decided to grow my own 🥴
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Roni @amethyst885.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The worst thing about that shit hole job was all the fuckin propaganda I had to “evaluate”. Those crummy ads for politicians, the religious dreck, the podcast bros, the down home jerk twins, the neon frosted brain rotting influencers kids love. 🥴 I had to evaluate that mess.
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Roni @amethyst885.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
So now that I’ve taken my exit survey and have shaken my booty in the yard, I’m manifesting a better job I dare not write down here 🧙🏾‍♀️bwa ha ha But seriously, 😐 I need to open my document thing, update stuff, buy an interview outfit… linktr.ee/huncamunca (Peddle my fuckin books, perhaps 🥴)
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Roni @amethyst885.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
To prevent myself from completely going insane, please allow me five gentle minutes to ponder if a Katamari-themed strain would be Indica, Sativa, or a hybrid. Ok. Back to insanity and cleaning.
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Katamari Damacy
ALT: Katamari Damacy
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Roni @amethyst885.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Well kids, let’s give it a shot. I want a salad. 👀 #gardening #greens #kale #broccoli
Two seed packets: one for broccoli, the other for kale.
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Roni @amethyst885.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I quit my job. I got that job because nobody would hire me, I kept getting ghosted, & spent 3 yrs watching the tasks dwindle down to first come, first serve. Maybe tasks that week if at all. And for what. A piss poor system that continues to fail the consumers. Welp, I’m unemployed again 😂
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Roni @amethyst885.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Whimsy n shit: peridotlyrics.blogspot.com/2026/09/lemm... #poetry #poems #poem #wishingtroll
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Lemme Dream, Yo
LET ME ENJOY IT. I have a whole year to be 41. Bring gum. Always have gum.
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Roni @amethyst885.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Nah man I need to find the plug. That’s what I get for wasting my money 😂 they taste good but where’s the beef? My menopause laughed at these things 😭😭😭 I ended up organizing my damn book piles. Booo! 😂😂😂
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Roni @amethyst885.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Well ain’t that just sugar and sunshine. Fond dang memories! 🤬
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Roni @amethyst885.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Apple butter on a cinnamon raisin bagel. Oh. 😩👌🏾 With a Mocha Locha Monster. (Which will send me into a bathroom cleaning frenzy soundtracked by Josh Johnson)
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Roni @amethyst885.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Everything but a wife: peridotlyrics.blogspot.com/2026/09/assh... Obvious raunch, fueled by frothing hormones: peridotlyrics.blogspot.com/2026/08/ssss... It's just not a week without overthinking my existence: peridotlyrics.blogspot.com/2026/08/what... #poetry #writing #freeformpoetry
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What is this "Sanity" you speak of?
Shut up! You're crazy too! QUESTION. EVERYTHING. BRING GUM.
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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