MUD/MAN @americanozeki.bsky.social · 17hI SAID I WAS HUNGRY AND HE THREW A FEAST IN MY FACE AHHHHHHHHHH 000
MUD/MAN @americanozeki.bsky.social · 17hRYAN MURPHY IS A FUCKING COCKSUCKER HOLY SHIT. I WAS LITERALLY NOT PREPARED AT ALL FOR LIZZIE BORDEN WHAT THE FUCK 000
MUD/MAN @americanozeki.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Fredward Freeman rocking a high and tight in the big 2-6 Kinda dig it 000
MUD/MAN @americanozeki.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Lost all sense of genuineness in this country. If you just are who you are, you’re weird or whatever. Fuck em. 000
MUD/MAN @americanozeki.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Naming your debut album “Greatest Hits” is a bold fucking move lol 000
MUD/MAN @americanozeki.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Social media is like a work Christmas party: Only exists to get you caught up. Get too fucked up and nobody gonna forget. 000
MUD/MAN @americanozeki.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Every time I do this shit the guy I’m hyping gets sparked lmao 000
MUD/MAN @americanozeki.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Vapes are hot fuckin trash bro give me the REAL NICC 000
MUD/MAN @americanozeki.bsky.social · 04/10/2026At least Kaepernick never scammed desperate Christians out of their money and take out credit cards and 2nd mortgages. What a fucking nightmare timeline we live in man. Pablo Torre is a saint, but idk how he isn’t spiritually crushed by finding all this terrible shit all the time. 000
MUD/MAN @americanozeki.bsky.social · 04/10/2026NC State almost blew it again. It’s like they’re trying to find every embarrassing way to lose. Also they hyped tf outta CJ Bailey. Quick release but doesn’t have anything else fr. Gonna watch more tape, but week 1 they talked like he was a legit Heisman candidate 000
MUD/MAN @americanozeki.bsky.social · 04/10/2026FRESH: same burd went on a rant abt how kids in her neighborhood fucked up her Halloween decorations. Said it was a grand in damages. Wanted the kids to pay for it. Fuck that. Her shit was definitely gaudy as fuck. Eyesore fs. Also, wdym you had a racks worth of dumb Halloween shit in ur yard. 000
MUD/MAN @americanozeki.bsky.social · 04/10/2026For the record, Dana bets on all this shit. Corrupt as fuck 000
MUD/MAN @americanozeki.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The way UFC cameramen zoom in on defeated, unconscious ppl feels real fuckin gross. 000
MUD/MAN @americanozeki.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I hate living in a country where half of the ppl half listened to the half-history class that public school gave em 000
MUD/MAN @americanozeki.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Schmokin marijuanas a lot more fun than drinkin beeeeeeeeer 000
MUD/MAN @americanozeki.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Imagine how hard you have to hate/disillusion yourself to blame everyone else for your problems 000
MUD/MAN @americanozeki.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Being anon, on a niche app, that nobody I know would ever use/know about. Shit maybe I am manic lol 000
MUD/MAN @americanozeki.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Red October in effect. It’s gonna be fuckin miserable. Made the playoffs w no runs in em. 000
MUD/MAN @americanozeki.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Unprompted: “Do you like cinnamon rolls with apples? 😄” *Immediately pulls the phone out to show me some stupid picture or recipe* “No thanks, I like savory stuff” lmao 000
MUD/MAN @americanozeki.bsky.social · 27/09/2026People telling you shit, just in the pursuit of showing you other stupid shit on their phone, is top-3 most irritating things I gotta deal w daily 000
MUD/MAN @americanozeki.bsky.social · 27/09/2026*flick flick* *inhale* “Vietnams all fucked up” *cough cough* 000
MUD/MAN @americanozeki.bsky.social · 27/09/2026My wife took the cutest fuckin picture of me and my baby and I wanna post it so bad. TOO BAD. THE WORLD IS YOURS EITHER WAY BABYYYYYYYY 000