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MUD/MAN

@americanozeki.bsky.social
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Head of Department of National Insecurity CEO-Shishi Fan Club Worldwide Connoisseur of the avant-regard. Shitposting extraordinaire. Body Language Expert CONTRACT SIGNED 🖋️ LIBERATE CONGO/PALESTINE 🇨🇩🇵🇸 *YOUR COMPANY LOGO HERE*

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MUD/MAN @americanozeki.bsky.social · 17h
I SAID I WAS HUNGRY AND HE THREW A FEAST IN MY FACE AHHHHHHHHHH
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MUD/MAN @americanozeki.bsky.social · 17h
RYAN MURPHY IS A FUCKING COCKSUCKER HOLY SHIT. I WAS LITERALLY NOT PREPARED AT ALL FOR LIZZIE BORDEN WHAT THE FUCK
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MUD/MAN @americanozeki.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Bullshit u can’t pin more than 1 thing
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MUD/MAN @americanozeki.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Fredward Freeman rocking a high and tight in the big 2-6 Kinda dig it
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MUD/MAN @americanozeki.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
SELL NO GIMMICKS
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MUD/MAN @americanozeki.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Lost all sense of genuineness in this country. If you just are who you are, you’re weird or whatever. Fuck em.
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MUD/MAN @americanozeki.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Naming your debut album “Greatest Hits” is a bold fucking move lol
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MUD/MAN @americanozeki.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Social media is like a work Christmas party: Only exists to get you caught up. Get too fucked up and nobody gonna forget.
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MUD/MAN @americanozeki.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It’s like a faucet, can’t make it stop
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MUD/MAN @americanozeki.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Every time I do this shit the guy I’m hyping gets sparked lmao
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MUD/MAN @americanozeki.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Pretty privilege is real (personal experience)
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MUD/MAN @americanozeki.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Vapes are hot fuckin trash bro give me the REAL NICC
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MUD/MAN @americanozeki.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Birds gonna kill me man. Like Philly Hitchcock
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MUD/MAN @americanozeki.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I haven’t forgot
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MUD/MAN @americanozeki.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
At least Kaepernick never scammed desperate Christians out of their money and take out credit cards and 2nd mortgages. What a fucking nightmare timeline we live in man. Pablo Torre is a saint, but idk how he isn’t spiritually crushed by finding all this terrible shit all the time.
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MUD/MAN @americanozeki.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
NC State almost blew it again. It’s like they’re trying to find every embarrassing way to lose. Also they hyped tf outta CJ Bailey. Quick release but doesn’t have anything else fr. Gonna watch more tape, but week 1 they talked like he was a legit Heisman candidate
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MUD/MAN @americanozeki.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
King Green fight night
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MUD/MAN @americanozeki.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Allegedly were getting one (praise god)
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MUD/MAN @americanozeki.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
FRESH: same burd went on a rant abt how kids in her neighborhood fucked up her Halloween decorations. Said it was a grand in damages. Wanted the kids to pay for it. Fuck that. Her shit was definitely gaudy as fuck. Eyesore fs. Also, wdym you had a racks worth of dumb Halloween shit in ur yard.
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MUD/MAN @americanozeki.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Never wanna be found. Always wanna be lost
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MUD/MAN @americanozeki.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
These are song lyrics btw. LISTEN TO PHIL OCHS
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MUD/MAN @americanozeki.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
For the record, Dana bets on all this shit. Corrupt as fuck
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MUD/MAN @americanozeki.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
NO FREE PROMO 2026
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MUD/MAN @americanozeki.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
NO LOGOS 2026
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MUD/MAN @americanozeki.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The way UFC cameramen zoom in on defeated, unconscious ppl feels real fuckin gross.
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MUD/MAN @americanozeki.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
History is so fucking cool
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MUD/MAN @americanozeki.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I hate living in a country where half of the ppl half listened to the half-history class that public school gave em
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MUD/MAN @americanozeki.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Schmokin marijuanas a lot more fun than drinkin beeeeeeeeer
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MUD/MAN @americanozeki.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Gold medal in the pedantic Olympics
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MUD/MAN @americanozeki.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hate the player, not the game
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MUD/MAN @americanozeki.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Dead internet “theory”
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MUD/MAN @americanozeki.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Booze is the devil dude lmao
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MUD/MAN @americanozeki.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just beat it
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MUD/MAN @americanozeki.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
FAAAAAAAAAAAH
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MUD/MAN @americanozeki.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hell of a sentence in the big ’26
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MUD/MAN @americanozeki.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
NO EASY PROPS
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MUD/MAN @americanozeki.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Imagine how hard you have to hate/disillusion yourself to blame everyone else for your problems
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MUD/MAN @americanozeki.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Being anon, on a niche app, that nobody I know would ever use/know about. Shit maybe I am manic lol
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MUD/MAN @americanozeki.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
1 finger out=4 pointing back at you
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MUD/MAN @americanozeki.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Nvm we playin the barves. FUCK THE BARVES
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MUD/MAN @americanozeki.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Work just hate me cuz im cool fr
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MUD/MAN @americanozeki.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Red October in effect. It’s gonna be fuckin miserable. Made the playoffs w no runs in em.
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MUD/MAN @americanozeki.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Unprompted: “Do you like cinnamon rolls with apples? 😄” *Immediately pulls the phone out to show me some stupid picture or recipe* “No thanks, I like savory stuff” lmao
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MUD/MAN @americanozeki.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
People telling you shit, just in the pursuit of showing you other stupid shit on their phone, is top-3 most irritating things I gotta deal w daily
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MUD/MAN @americanozeki.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Watch more Ken Burns
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MUD/MAN @americanozeki.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
*flick flick* *inhale* “Vietnams all fucked up” *cough cough*
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MUD/MAN @americanozeki.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Free every mf illegally detained by ICE btw
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MUD/MAN @americanozeki.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Them vapes’ll kill ya.
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MUD/MAN @americanozeki.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My wife took the cutest fuckin picture of me and my baby and I wanna post it so bad. TOO BAD. THE WORLD IS YOURS EITHER WAY BABYYYYYYYY
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MUD/MAN @americanozeki.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
PERCEPTION IS REALITYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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