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John January

@americancopywriter.bsky.social
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Co-CEO of Midwest ad indie Signal Theory. Your creative director’s favorite creative director. Proud dad and husband. Unrepentant nerd. Advertising. Geek culture. Live sports takes. SignalTheory.com

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John January @americancopywriter.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Jon Ossoff is one bad, motherfucker. Sheeshus.
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John January @americancopywriter.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Man. Kelly Stafford wedding ring was glitching the camera! Now, that’s a rock!
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John January @americancopywriter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Where’s the fun then?
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John January @americancopywriter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It’s awful.
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John January @americancopywriter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Because. Josh Allen.
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John January @americancopywriter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Honestly? No thanks.
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John January @americancopywriter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sorry. Maybe I mixed up two conversations? Sorry!
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John January @americancopywriter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Better than you’d expect. But. Not exactly diverse.
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John January @americancopywriter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It’s always a good business idea to prey upon a normal human’s imposter syndrome.
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John January @americancopywriter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Because I am the age I am I can confidently say the best line of toys ever created was the Adventure People from Fisher Price. I am not accepting arguments at this time.
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John January @americancopywriter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I couldn’t be happier for Case Keenum.
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John January @americancopywriter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The fact that Green Laterns ring is never charged cause me great anxiety.
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John January @americancopywriter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Okay, the lost dog + Chiefs + State Farm was actually kinda funny. Andy getting better.
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John January @americancopywriter.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sunday is not the day for this. And here’s why…
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John January @americancopywriter.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Goats are strange creatures.
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John January @americancopywriter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
My American football team won. I know that’s basic. But it’s my basic at least.
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John January @americancopywriter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I just housed two pieces of LJS fish drenched in malt vinegar and I have zero regrets.
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John January @americancopywriter.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
You guys can totally come over after the game.
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John January @americancopywriter.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Famous Monsters. Starlog. Omni.
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John January @americancopywriter.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’m not a degenerate gambler. If anything, I’m very generate.
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John January @americancopywriter.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Queen Xenomorph Aliens
ALT: Queen Xenomorph Aliens
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John January @americancopywriter.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
@ansonmount.bsky.social stopping by to say thanks for all the joy, man.
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John January @americancopywriter.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Peacock is such a trash app.
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John January @americancopywriter.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I had to watch Draft Day to get me through to kick-off. It’s perfect. Oh, I know the script is bad and wholly unrealistic. And I know the characters are wooden tropes. But it’s perfect. And I love it.
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John January @americancopywriter.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Hell yes.
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John January @americancopywriter.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
That seems like a perfectly awesome dog.
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John January @americancopywriter.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
With Dolly and Tim, we all need to be guardian angels for our people. I got Tracy Chapman. You?
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John January @americancopywriter.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Outside of the thing we won’t talk about that wasted one of the last episodes we’ll ever get, I am personally loving the season. Have fun with Jack.
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John January @americancopywriter.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Sometimes when two people are in love…
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John January @americancopywriter.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I must say there was a lack in quantity of ups and downs this week. I wondered if you were still mad about last week (rightly so).
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John January @americancopywriter.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
When the end comes and I can’t Thai hot Tom Yum delivered I will perish quickly.
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Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
How do I explain to small business owners that the menu on the left is one billion times more appealing than the one on the right
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John January @americancopywriter.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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John January @americancopywriter.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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John January @americancopywriter.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Sorry. How does one NEED work after banking 47 million?
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John January @americancopywriter.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Josh O’Connor is one helluva actor.
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John January @americancopywriter.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Everytime a ring light shows up In pod bro’s sunglasses an angel gets its wings.
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John January @americancopywriter.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I remain dumbfounded that Matthew Sweet wasn’t a far bigger deal.
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John January @americancopywriter.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I hate that.
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John January @americancopywriter.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Will you?
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John January @americancopywriter.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
“NO ANSWERS!” “JUST A SET UP FOR SEASON 5!!!” And on and on. I thought there were just enough answers and I’m quite happy to be set up for a fifth and final. Like, it’s ok to just enjoy something.
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John January @americancopywriter.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I found Supergirl delightful and I’ve really enjoyed the first two episodes of House of the Dragon and I thought the From Season 4 finale was jim dandy. Im sorry so many of you are dedicated to having a shit time.
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John January @americancopywriter.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
We weren’t food insecure but grandparents had been. Cinnamon or brown sugar toast always good. But have you had vanilla milk? Get a ball jar. Milk. Ice. Sugar. Vanilla extract. Lid on. Shake. Very cold. Very refreshing. Sweet to your own taste.
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John January @americancopywriter.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I’m still not sure why they didn’t give him the Nobel Prize. Christ.
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John January @americancopywriter.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Salt water.
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John January @americancopywriter.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Back when we were food and would likely die from something as a simple as a bone break, we didn’t have a lot of petty differences. And we didn’t make up stories about reality. As a species, we are acting like a fat and bored house cats.
reality.as
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John January @americancopywriter.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I wish Mike Wallace could have gotten a shot at him.
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John January @americancopywriter.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
If you’re a nerd and have resisted “Carl the Dungeon Crawler” because the title makes it seem like it’s not your thing, well, YOU ARE DENYING YOURSELF. Don’t be me. Don’t delay further. And if you like audiobooks you’ll be even happier. Joy awaits you. You could use some joy, right?
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John January @americancopywriter.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Star Wars is my religion. Star Trek is my philosophy. Alien is, too often, my reality.
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John January @americancopywriter.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
If you don’t live in storm country USA, you can’t comprehend why weather guys are practically rock stars on YouTube.
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